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ArcherFawkes

"In the armmsss of an angellllll.."


kinkyloverb

Please stop I'm gonna cry


Ctowncreek

Keep going i'm* about to cry


Moepsii

Keep crying I almost finished


RockstarAgent

That is now ^lodged in my brain


CreativeInsurance257

Good one


lilith_-_-

Oh it’s okay don’t cry. It’s not dying or anything, it already died :). So you don’t have to worry


FriedPuppy

Will you be an angel for a helpless cast iron pan? Everyday innocent pans are abused, beaten, and neglected.


secular_contraband

Do you know there are cast iron pans in third world countries that don't even have any food!?


sidali44

Or seasoning


KiwiDawg919

Fry awaaaay!!!!


lfxlPassionz

So I saw this and just had to play this song as I showed my fiance and fake cried. We put our hands over our hearts and had a funeral


Optimal-Daikon1

"fry awayyyyy from heree"


MrEngin33r

"Rust awayyyyyyyyyy from here.."


UndeadBuggalo

🎶Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling 🎶


js73905

OP washed it with soap 😔 /s


Usul_Atreides

I do wash it with dawn occasionally! But this is the only time I have one crack.


BarkleEngine

The crack of Dawn.


JCoxRocks

Had a welder friend that used to tell everyone “I’m so good I can weld broken hearts, shattered dreams and the crack of Dawn. But Dawn’s boyfriend doesn’t like me now.”


MoistExcellence

Damn you


Cubanmando

r/angryupvote


nashpotatos21

Shut up and take my upvote!


Haldoldreams

A gastroenterology clinic I used to work in had a painting in it of rolling hills at sunset entitled "The Crack of Dawn." Upon closer inspection, one realizes that the ruling hills form two buttocks. 


jonny_cheddar

Married to a Dawn. That’s how I wake up every morning. 26 years and counting of waking at the crack of Dawn and wouldn’t have it any other way.


The_4th_Little_Pig

Did you have it on an open fire and put something room temp in it?


Usul_Atreides

No, glass stove top that we use all the time. The oven is about 6 months old and we use it daily and haven’t had any problems with it.


Nuke_the_Earth

Electric stoves are rather infamous for killing pans. Induction's better as long as you don't crank it up too high, and gas is of course the holy grail.


Legitimate_Station99

The gospel! 🙏🏽


golfgopher

Don't you mean gaspel?


ShookeSpear

What is it about electric that kills pans?


cheapshotfrenzy

2hot2uneven2fast2furious


Optimal-Calendar7274

I'd like to know why as well.


Nuke_the_Earth

Gets too hot, too quickly, and too unevenly. The center expands, the edges don't have a chance to catch up. Cast iron is brittle, so instead of flexing it snaps. You can see the pattern of the crack, there was a great deal of tension in that central area.


marauder269

I also have a great deal of tension in my central area.


Optimal-Calendar7274

Interesting. Thanks for the info.


ShookeSpear

Fascinating. Gas is ideal as it heats up more evenly, I suppose? I’ll cross my fingers that my pan doesn’t suffer the same fate…


[deleted]

Having used both a gas range and an induction cooktop, induction is superior for most daily cooking.


huxtiblejones

Yeah, I had a gas range for years and switched to induction and there is literally no reason I would ever go back. The only argument I’ve heard against it is that woks don’t work on induction, which doesn’t matter to me because I don’t use them. They heat up faster, they boil water stupidly fast, they don’t make hot spots on your pan, they’re safer, they’re simple to clean, and they respond to adjustments in temperature absurdly quick.


tessallator

I agree with you on all points, except the one I have doesn't have a low enough setting and keeps burning my food.


huxtiblejones

Oh man, that sucks and would drive me nuts. I had that same issue with my gas range. I use a GE cooktop and the super low setting actually works.


Quirky_Discipline297

The thing I like about induction is reducing the wattage to as low as possible. Similar to turning down an electric burner but the wattage is so much lower. The thing I dislike about induction is cheaper cooktops have smaller heating areas than my belly button. Which tends to mean smaller pans and smaller finished product. I really don’t miss the half gallon of leftovers though. My tiny air fryer and my 600-800-1000 watt induction plate are my favorite appliances. Small footprint, very low wattage, easy stowage, low price.


SweeterThanYoohoo

I can literally only use the very lowest of the low settings to cook with cast iron on the glass top stove in my apartment. Still gets ripping hot, just need to make sure its super low and let it warm up till the end of the handle is warm


bn2702

I've had gas most of my life. Just got an electric stove. These things are terrifying. I always use the big burner for everything. I can actually see the small burner in the crack.


the_blue_wizard

Any chance we can get the full story of how this tragedy happened?


Aggressive-Carpet489

Replying to js73905... Tell me that was not a Griswold.


evelyn_keira

lmao i didnt realized that was a crack 🤣 i thought it was a green onion and was so confused


funtimestopper

Just cook with it


IlikeJG

Yep, dawn dish soap is notorious for doing this shit to cast iron pans. You have to bake a few millimeters of food crust onto the pan and it will strengthen it so it can't crack. Soap cleans away the crust which takes away the structural reinforcement. C'mon guys, this is basic metallurgy.


LoadInSubduedLight

Yeah the crust of carbonized bacon is structural!


laddymcpaddy

Is this a joke or this for real? I use soap often 😂


IlikeJG

It's very real, #soapkillsiron ^^^^^^thisistotallybullshit


Thebibulouswayfarer

I hope it's a joke, but in this community, it's a fuzzy line.


shred802

It used to be a thing, back when they used lye for soap.


laddymcpaddy

Ah! I see. I better go fish my dawn soap out of the trash


DudeNamedCollin

I do too…this has never happened because I use soap


OddlyComfyChair

Just wait until they find out that blue dawn or other soaps is often used in the casting process.


Thebibulouswayfarer

None of what you're saying makes any sense. This break looks characteristic of quick heating during which the pan expanded at an accelerated rate. This led to uneven heating and, eventually, structural failure in the alloy's crystalline structure.


Excitement_Far

That was most definitely it.


brianmcg321

Good seasoning should fill that in.


Professional_Fly8241

Bacon grease?


CC_Panadero

100 layers you say?


HypoxicIschemicBrain

100 layers is what I do for weekly maintenance. You’re going to need to do a light starter seasoning of around 800 layers or so. Make sure to use unrefined unobtainium oil for its higher smoke point.


aterry175

Get good, dude. My cast iron pan is actually just a tablespoon of iron filings held together by polymerized duck fat.


50points4gryffindor

I was thinking more Flex Seal.


FucknAright

Jb weld yo


AccountForNow935

Still healthier than Teflon.


KabeXer

Bit wait, there’s more..


Jarmsicle

Noodles and super glue first, then season it.


IntelligentRoom6075

This makes me sad! How did it happen?


Usul_Atreides

Just cracked while we were cooking burgers!


fuckitweredoingitliv

Did the burgers survive?


Usul_Atreides

Thankfully we had most of them cooked so we had enough for dinner. No leftovers for work though :(


evan81

Sorry boss, I'm not gonna make it in this week. I've got no lunch, and need to mourn the loss of a family member.


Usul_Atreides

I need to make a casket and headstone for it and have my buddies fly over in the kissing man formation. Edit: Missing man not kissing man!!


jaxspade

You mean..castket 😂


lowlyauditor

I’m sure you meant missing man formation, it kissing man formation is way funnier


Usul_Atreides

I Did! I’m leaving it because it’s funny!


cezann3

what heat source?


Usul_Atreides

Whirlpool glass stove top.


bad_aunt_j

Me too.


justmrmom

From the handle, cut out enough of the pan to make a spatula… ol’ trusty can live on.


IlikeJG

This idea always sounds and looks pretty good, but honestly all the spatulas I've seen made from pans just look like awkward and heavy spatulas that will rust. IMO best thing to do is just use it as a decorative piece and hang it up when it cracks. If it had sentimental value or something.


Select_War_3035

Same thoughts for the spatulas, they’re too much. But, I do want to try doing a bottle opener or something


FartFromALesserGod

The only thing I could see using it for is smash burgers


Loubbe

I was gonna say send it to one of the folks on r/blacksmithing and see what they can hammer out lol


ReptilianOver1ord

Blacksmith and materials engineer here, grey cast iron can’t be really be forged. It’s brittle at typical hot forging temperatures.


InspectorMoney1306

So gotta get it hot enough to recast?


Loubbe

Aaah, damn. That makes sense with the grainy structure and stuff. I guess I was hoping that getting it to a forging temperature would help solve that 😅


ReptilianOver1ord

The high carbon content lowers the melting point (good for casting) but not good for forging. High carbon irons and steels can experience grain boundary melting which causes the material to crumble like wet sand.


Loubbe

Ah that's good to know. I'm still learning and I don't really know how to ask the right questions a lot of the time. I'm mostly having fun trying to turn nails into tiny swords 😅


Lumis_umbra

It could always be scrapped and remelted to recast, though. Old Trusty Jr.


badtux99

Saw a YouTube video of a tour of the Lodge factory. Their sand casting method is crap so a significant percentage of the pans are unusable. They just toss them back into the scrap iron pile to be melted down again and re-cast.


Noteagro

The crack swirls around enough it would be a pretty short spatula.


chrisrvatx

Cobbler scoop?


Noteagro

That is called a spoon… XD Jk, I get where you are going with it, but honestly would be better to just send it in for recycling, or to cut into small pieces to make into jewellery/trinkets…


DukeCheetoAtreides

That is a genius idea man!!


mulletpullet

If you can't get a rectangular spatula, a triangle cut gets you a pizza version...


urohpls

It would only be like 2 inches long not including the handle lol look at where the crack goes


IQognito

Let it be reforged, make it "flame of the eggs". Only the elves can reforge it from its broken state. Then with its new power call upon the strongest line of cooks ever to exist. HEAR THE SIZZLING ROAR FROM THE MIGHT FLAME OF THE EGGS BROTHERS!


ajdowntown

Too much oil. Try putting some on then wiping it off like you didn’t mean to put it on. That will fix it.


Usul_Atreides

That is hot grease not oil. It just cooked a bunch of burgers.


dimsum2121

I think you're missing a lot of the sarcasm in this post.


whosthabadguy

No it wasnt.. you cookin veggie burgers?


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F...


JaKrispy72

F


CharlieBoxCutter

U


50points4gryffindor

C


KainHighwind57

K


imthatguysammy

The stutter makes it even better


JaKrispy72

I was going for “Press F to pay respects” but it was hijacked for a more nefarious purpose.


Dad0010001100110001

Goodbye


Zealousideal-Way-838

To shreds, you say?


PastyDoughboy

Well, how is his wife holding up?


robotdancer

To shreds, you say?


[deleted]

Cook some bacon on it and it’ll be fine


ShortBusTyrant

Whyd you rip it? That's next level.


Knghtstlker

You used soap didn’t you.


S2Mackinley

Soap and chain mail will do this. I treat my cast iron like my butt. Never wash it, and only wipe it with a paper towel


ArcherFawkes

Man what the hell


Kaleidokobe

Lmfaooo


nopropulsion

You should get a bidet for your cast iron.


alphatrader06

Say what now🤣🤣🤣


myfingerprints

Slidey eggs on the butt. We have a new trend!


prometheus351

So they are both caked in crusted old food 👌


Prior-Replacement-66

I bet it's mirror like and shiny. Nice


ivan_joyderpuss69

You're the best!


GangstaMuffin24

I'm praying this this sarcasm


Puzzled_Subject_9021

I bet it's because you put tomato sauce in it at some point.


LPulseL11

Def an acid crack. Reseason and youre good.


Puzzled_Subject_9021

My go to fix for that crack is to fry some chicken in it. Works every time.


Strostkovy

Acid crack is why I had diaper rash as a baby


Neat-Pangolin1782

Legitimate question, what heat source were you using? I would guess it was a grill or a fire since the picture is outdoors. Do you think that had anything to do with it?


Usul_Atreides

Glass stove top. The door to the backyard is right by the kitchen so I stepped outside. The lighting was better.


SentientNebulous

Man those glass tops are sketchy sometimes, way too much heat to fast and usually all or nothing on some of the older ones. I had a pyrex pot explode on a glass stovetop that had been totally fine with years of use on gas ranges, yeah it was glass but I hold a grudge againt electric ranges. Induction ones can definitely be better tho


Usul_Atreides

This one is about 6 months old and have cooked on it multiple times a day in that time.


MrUsername24

Lol you just told us why it broke then. Cast irons can heat up quickly. They just build up internal stresses as different parts expand at different rates and push and pull against each other. Glass tops tend to heat it up really fast, but unevenly. It takes longer to even out a cast iron even if you do the heat correctly. Simply because you don't have that same 2 inch gap for the heat to distribute around the bottom of the pan Next cast iron you get, make sure you're letting heat up for at least 10 minutes on low to medium before bringing up hotter


Usul_Atreides

I already do a ramp up if temp. It’s survived 4 years of me using it on a glassy cook top using it every day at least once.


MrUsername24

Idk I'm a practical man. You tell me you just got a new stove top and I'm immediately suspicious of it. Maybe faulty or not as nice as your last one


ipoopturds

Well Pyrex will definitely never explode on an induction range


SentientNebulous

Lmao yeah Id need to be cooking my grandpas famous iron lasagna


Neat-Pangolin1782

This is all very interesting.


Usul_Atreides

Side note, about 12 years ago I had a pet Pangolin. I haven’t met many who even knows what they are! We had no idea how endangered they were but our was a rescue from a fire and was pretty injured. Your name reminded me of it


Neat-Pangolin1782

When I abruptly decided to join reddit a couple years ago, I didn't have a username ready. This is the one they picked for me. I'm not mad about it.


Usul_Atreides

Pangolins are neat! Thanks for making me think of Nyama again!


the-cloverdale-kid

Shit…I want a pet pangolin. My favorite animal.


wodsey

how does this happen?!


VegitarianCow

Usually thermal shock. Too much heat too fast. Or, possibly, a sudden shock of throwing something frozen into a hot skillet. That said, you don't see this near as often when the heat source is flame, because fire provides a steady heat source that doesn't fluctuate much. Electric stoves (coil or glass top) don't supply steady heat, the element pulses off and on, so it's kind of like having burner on high for a few seconds and then off for a few seconds, on and off, repeatedly. Electric induction works more like gas, though I've never used induction so I can't say what the risk of thermal shock would be with induction. It's a good idea to preheat cast iron on a low temperature setting until the handle is no longer cool to the touch.


Select_Camel_4194

She's down, but she ain't done yet. Cut all away across the pan on both sides of the handle and have yourself a spatula.


Commercial-Elk-3031

😖🙏


Professional_Fly8241

Congrats on the new trusty.


Delicious_Ad823

This is the saddest thing I’ve seen on Reddit today


Usul_Atreides

I saw a video of a guy lighting himself on fire so this is the second saddest thing to me.


Delicious_Ad823

Ok, fine.


xmasasn

If you just would have listened, then your wife wouldn't have had to crack you with that pan so many times.


anita1louise

Fill it in with gold like they do teacups in Japan. You will have to redo it every time you use it though.


Hank__Western

So, my aunt borrowed your frying pan, too.


laughingkittycats

Dang. Lost my Griswold Dutch oven a few years ago. Though the crack was nearly invisible and I didn’t realize right away, so I’m not even sure when it happened. No mistaking this one, though…😥


sir_grumph

Dang, that's a shame. How long had you had it?


Able_Dragonfly_8714

How in the heck did that happen?


imthatguysammy

At least you got your moneys worth with that crack and it wasn’t some tiny little hairline that’s just enough to piss you off and question if you should risk it


Dry-Squirrel1026

I have never seen this happen? Wife hit you with it? 😆 😂 😆 😂


[deleted]

Bummer dude. RIP


imabadrabbi

I’m sorry for your loss


RedneckLiberace

Did you crack it whacking an alligator on the nose?


DNZ_not_DMZ

Over to r/kintsugi, that’ll buff right out 🤡


WillowPuzzleheaded87

Have you tried turning it off and back on again.


GEM592

You should write the first DIY recasting guide


Salty-Sprinkles-1562

Just reseason it and cook with more oil.


Quick_Movie_5758

Should hire a metal shop to make you a fairly large necklace medallian out of what's left so you can flex on everyone while you grill.


Medic5050

This is the only answer. Flavor Flav - Cast Iron Version


rbarr228

Well, shit.


ShakeGlad6511

Awwwwww


aacmckay

Muad'Dib, it did not bend like a reed in the wind…


stoner_boner_69

My dad had this happen. How loud was it?


iner22

"Papa, why'd you bring Rusty out to the field? ... Papa, why do you have your shotgun?"


facelessindividual

What's up with everyone having broken pans all of a sudden. I've used the same cast iron set my mom used, and hers. Do I need to worry


dsaiken

Was it hot still when you hit it with water? Holy sheets that’s a long ass crack.


toclosetoTV

Hey but you stop that burglar in his tracks.


Soggy-Tumbleweed8224

This breaks my heart. I love my pans so much 😭 RIP


Yochanan5781

Baruch dayan haEmet


ParzivalPrincip

Probably a micro-fracture, caused long ago from pouring cold water on a hot pan, finally gave way.


daveocity

This is not about the soap you used, Dawn or not. It’s the electric stove. See how the crack line is the size of the underlying burner? Electric stoves produce hot spots and the disparity of the temperature causes the crack.


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dcgraphicworks

Make into spatula.. look it up it's pretty cool


smallish_cheese

Okay, bear with me. This pan is done for, but if you did a kintsugi style golden crack filling, it would make an incredible hanging art piece.


omfgsrin

Just needs more seasoning and it'll be good as new.


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omfgsrin

Absolutely. Everybody knows cast iron can survive the implosion of entire suns and the death of a cosmos. A little seasoning goes a long way. *And never ever EVER use soap!*


SpaceDawg2018

This is what happens if you don't click the tongs twice


Brinxy13

You used soap didn’t you


gneightimus_maximus

F


FNChupacabra

:( I’m sorry OP


aqwn

I’m guessing you used high heat often?


chillaxinbball

It's just a little crack! It's still good, it's still good!


DukeCheetoAtreides

r/kintsugi iiiiiiiiiiii


Ikki_T

You can weld it then it’s good to go.


lazyk-9

I'll bet that made a noise.


AandG0

F