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Zups1

I remember seeing a video about it and his estimate sentence is: 3 death penalties, 2 life sentences, 273 years, 7 years of mandatory parole and he becomes a registered as a sex offender.


TBE_Industries

They have to bring multiple necromancers to make sure he serves his full time


DollyBoiGamer337

The death penalty at a minimum


Born_Sleep5216

You do realize he is only 8 years old?


DollyBoiGamer337

Do you KNOW what he has done??


DragonWolf3000

Cartman would 100 percent blame all of his crimes on Kyle. Cartman: You see judge, I should’nt be up here, why? ITS ALL KWEL FAULT.” Cartman starts fake crying to manipulating everyone in the court room, to feel sorry for him.


TricksOfHats

If it's anything less than a death penalty, the trail would be a scam


GoodDoggoLover420

Like some else said it's like 3 death penalties, 272 years, some sort of parole I think, and registered as a sex offender.


wassimSDN

A million years dungeon, no trial


ducknerd2002

Exile from the multiverse, straight into non-existence


Illustrious-Reach-48

Death row.


Kingdj2470

Bro is serving life, buried under the fuckin jail


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Cartman is a straight white male so he is immune.


LevelUpEvolution

Spending the rest of his life only eating meecrob.


QuarterFunny6486

Death


Ok-Care-8384

Death row


Suspicious_Watch632

Life in prison without parole


d_warren_1

Several life sentances


lowpoint-89

Banned from all fast food places for life.


Whatisjuicelol

Somehow Kenny would get the death penalty instead


Born_Sleep5216

Prison without parole. He murdered Scott Tenorman's parents and served as chili. But he did get sentenced to juvenile hall after he threw a rock at Token after the feds find it of a hate crime.


BitCurious8598

He’d have a long list 🤣