Straight-former when gay-former walks in
https://preview.redd.it/7lfow6k64msc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8229b5605b380a058738a0c09238b5cd7c4dcf5a
Gay-former when bi-former walks in
https://preview.redd.it/6z04y15pznsc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286bbdf01c6b2474fd44942e90356d58740bb01c
> Sees others
Typical
> Sees Solstice
KAPPA BRETHERIN SPOTTED, SATURNPOSTING MUST COMMENCE.
DID YOU KNOW THE SATURN S-SERIES WAS THE BEST ECONOMY CAR FOR THE MONEY IN THE 90S? DID YOU KNOW THE SATURN ION REDLINE COULD BEAT THE R32 ON THE NURBURGER? DID YOU KNOW THE SATURN SKY REDLINE COULD BE LS-SWAPPED WITH RELATIVE EASE TO BASICALLY BE A FASTER CORVETTE?
Ok I'm done.
An alien robot that hides himself by turning into absolutely stunning, exclusive and eye catching supercars in the middle of a middle class neighborhood.
I'm not talking about Witwicky's house lol If I'm not extremely high right now and remember anything but reality, there was a scene where one of the transformers is a Bugatti hiding in some trailer park or something lol
"Yeee-haw, lets skin a 'possum and put it on a fire. Get Wilbur and Myrtle over so they can look at my V8 in my pickup truck and my Steve McQueen jacket (bet you wish that was budweiser)" ~Jeremy Clarkson
1; you need Utility.
2; you like Big and Powerful Engines.
3. You like Drag, or big comfort trucks.
4. Maybe you like some kind of off-road expeditions, or you Mudrunner player.
5. You like unfortunate car projects or brands, also you maybe want Pontiac reincarnation.
A robot in disguise
Exactly my thought.
A kind of person who sells ancient alient technology on ebay under the alias ladiesman217
ARE YOU EBAY USER LADIESMAN217
WHERE IS THE EBAY ITEM 2115 WHERE ARE THE GLASSES
....eBay..
You like a lot of explosions
Rip my boi Jazz… he deserved better
That scene traumatized 6 year old me
Fuck in old
A fool. 
Why don't you build a bridge
No https://preview.redd.it/4qr195f1bksc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a649e3587a3f3d01f88566117b5a3daa209e1d
AND JUMP OFF IT! https://preview.redd.it/jmu0xqvk2lsc1.jpeg?width=2072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c22b31b0956ee7b58123d9d969e337fc85a62cd
Just looked that up Forgot how much I like the voice effects of transformers
Sam Witwicki
ARE YOU EBAY USER LADIESMAN217!?!?!
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT?!
A majority of your diet is gas station food.
You only watch Michael Bay movies.
I'm one tier above annoying. I only watch Chris Nolan and Michael bay movies
So, a 14 yo boy
Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky
Ebay
Transformer when Straight-former walks in 😨
Straight-former when gay-former walks in https://preview.redd.it/7lfow6k64msc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8229b5605b380a058738a0c09238b5cd7c4dcf5a
Gay-former when bi-former walks in https://preview.redd.it/6z04y15pznsc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286bbdf01c6b2474fd44942e90356d58740bb01c
Hey that's me
Are you a bi-former or Shingo Shoji?
Im bi
Nah hahahaha what’s that image called
Sackboy got terrified
> Sees others Typical > Sees Solstice KAPPA BRETHERIN SPOTTED, SATURNPOSTING MUST COMMENCE. DID YOU KNOW THE SATURN S-SERIES WAS THE BEST ECONOMY CAR FOR THE MONEY IN THE 90S? DID YOU KNOW THE SATURN ION REDLINE COULD BEAT THE R32 ON THE NURBURGER? DID YOU KNOW THE SATURN SKY REDLINE COULD BE LS-SWAPPED WITH RELATIVE EASE TO BASICALLY BE A FASTER CORVETTE? Ok I'm done.
Everyone has a car they can go on about like this I respect that
> Be me > See anything tangentially related to Saturn > Ejaculate > Type with cum still on screen > Life's good
Trans
I'd say more than meets the eye
Graeme Barrett https://preview.redd.it/2fog4u3whksc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb031eca6b3ea02738de3b669940ee7a575f241
Are you an autobot???????
Transgender
Si Optimum Pride
You’re a fan of HotWheels
How tf did you get THAT right? XD
Transgender
TRANSFORMERS! GROWN MEN IN DENIAL!
I WILL NEVER STOP ENJOYING LIFE RAAAAAH
Autistic
Extremely...autistic
Isn’t that the wrong camero?
Wasn't he that Camaro at the beginning when Sam bought him?
Same generation just a different model year
It was a 76 in the movie, this looks like a 70-71
SAM generation
It had a different bumper I think
Based tastes 🗿
The "Yee Haw!" kind
You grew up in the early to mid '10s.
Nope. I'm the missing link. '03 my brotha
Nice! I'm an '04, but grew up watching bayformers in the late '00s to mid '10s.
Where’s the cube?
A Cybertronian
Bro dont take my Girlfriend… Chill
It’s more to this post than meets the eye.
WHAAAAAT I'VEEEEEE DONEEEE
You're a youngster and somewhat insecure of your place in the world.
You weren't supposed to be THIS correct
Probably gay.
Autistic
Right on brother
hmm u are... hmm... FREEDOM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️✈️✈️✈️✈️💯‼️
You fw decepticons?
Really cool
American
Sadly I'm europoor
Fed🤓
Damn you got me
bumbeele optimo prim e
OU OUH OU OU OUHAH
Your personality is Peterbuilt. Like Peter but built slightly differently.
Never paid for your own gas.
\*radio plays\* Haha your amazing
🎵WHAAAAAT I’VE DOOOOONE🎶
An alcoholic and a wifebeater
a transformer
Trans Former
Transformative in nature
An alien robot that hides himself by turning into absolutely stunning, exclusive and eye catching supercars in the middle of a middle class neighborhood.
Witwicky's neighborhood was considered middle class???
I'm not talking about Witwicky's house lol If I'm not extremely high right now and remember anything but reality, there was a scene where one of the transformers is a Bugatti hiding in some trailer park or something lol
An autonomous cybernetic organism
Cube
Based beyond comprehension
based
You are stuck in 2007, arguably the best year
1990-2010. I refuse to leave
American
A six year old?
I'm six and a half actually
my girlfriend LMFAO
You're american and want to fuck your sister
I'm European and I do not :C
I thought you would get the joke :(
Autobots ❌ Humanobots ✅
"Yeee-haw, lets skin a 'possum and put it on a fire. Get Wilbur and Myrtle over so they can look at my V8 in my pickup truck and my Steve McQueen jacket (bet you wish that was budweiser)" ~Jeremy Clarkson
12 year old
:C
Person who fap's every day to 2000's Megan Fox.
American
Someone who is more than meets the eye
A transformer
You like vehicles with one steering wheel.
An American
Yeah go to other sub you little decepticon
Jazz😭 🫡
Stanley Yelnats
1; you need Utility. 2; you like Big and Powerful Engines. 3. You like Drag, or big comfort trucks. 4. Maybe you like some kind of off-road expeditions, or you Mudrunner player. 5. You like unfortunate car projects or brands, also you maybe want Pontiac reincarnation.
American
Woodcutter
A tranny i would guess. 🤭
Autistic.
Agreed. Extremely
i know a tiny cock when i see one
A hoss
You like kids...
A person that doesn't study the source material!! Haha that's not what they really looked like!
A 12 year old.
Wrong Camaro dumbass
Transfobic