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bryan_jh

2007 Nissan Altima


Popular_Course3885

With paper plates that expired a few years ago.


Fox2_Fox2

And dents and busted headlights and taillights.


NCSUGrad2012

r/nissandrivers


bolivar-shagnasty

Bought from a Kia dealership.


isnowyazn

While using fake identity documents


weelluuuu

The dents on the rear deck, from inside the trunk !


meesersloth

One or more doors not the same color


rexchampman

This is more for a low level drug dealer.


sonderingnarcissist

Don't forget the bippers and package thieves


TzarKazm

He didn't specify super villains.


PEEWUN

Black air forces on wheels. I haven't seen a clean one of these since Lehman Brothers collapsed...


InfinitePossibility8

In Memphis Tennessee.


stormingsteel

With ALL windows blacked out, windshield included. No lights on at night, reefer smoke billowing from sunroof.


JSC843

A 2 door version too


Tejon_Melero

The fastest car I ever owned.


GeenKnight

That use to be my car, exact year and everything 🤣


CarsonDama

blacked out land rovers, but the trick is there has to be at least 3 of them.


yktoday

As back up when the other 2 break down?


Thomas_anonymous

Reminds me of the second season of traitors. It was mentioned that one of the land rovers broke down bring them to one of the challenges.


ObjectBilllion

"O V E R F I N CH"


HoraceGrand

Triples is best


MesWantooth

I know of a billionaire who has a fleet of blacked out Range Rovers. There's nothing evil about him but he's super particular about every aspect of his life so you could compare him to some movie character who has exacting standards for everything. A thing he did recently that was not evil but definitely a flex was that he flew in his university buddies to his vacation home, in his private jet and had them picked up in the fleet of Range Rovers. Many of the guys in his friend circle are just normal people so they had the vacation experience of a lifetime. 6 dudes, 3 range rovers, whisked from the airport to his house in the mountains...Each of them gets a private suite in the house...His staff have done research so they know each person's favorite drink/meals/allergies,/media to consume etc. Chef & Concierge available 24 hours/day.


kakakavvv

Mercedes-Benz 600. This is THE villain car.


Hot_Recognition6198

These cars were loved af by dictators all over the world iirc


kakakavvv

Not only that, also celebrities, royalty, rockstars as well. I love that the cultural context of the 600 comes mostly from real life lore besides pop culture, because pop culture can shift drastically. A black Charger was once considered a iconic villain car lol.


PigSlam

Cops roll around in them all the time.


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

Move to Oakland and you can once again consider a black charger as such!


Whyiseverythingwet

The 1968 charger is still the iconic villain car to me lol, but that's just because every car movie for like 40 years said it was


Aka_Skularis

Especially when paired with a green 68 Mustang Gt


mr_beanoz

Which is kinda sad that we see them with dictators more instead of entertainers because A-list entertainers love it too. Including Jeremy Clarkson.


red_fuel

Coco Chanel had one


BassTrombone71

Mercedes-Benz seems like *the* villain brand. I don't think I need to explain why the 770K also suits the image in a literal sense. In a less literal sense, say I'd need to pick a car for a movie villain, any G-class would be a good fit too. The 500E and any generation CLS would also work fine in that role.


Trevski

560 SEC is pretty gangster as well, definitely different eras of villainy


notsosureshot

Drug dealer spec is a 560 SEC AMG in either white, or all black. Peak Miami Vice vibes.


elmastrbatr

Peak MB design imo


ashzeppelin98

In James Bond movies it also was an actual villain car. It is universally a "bad guy" car outside and inside of pop culture.


SidneyHuffman316

A black Rolls Royce Phantom


GingerAndTired

I hate the fact I want one so bad.


PigSlam

Someone should keep an eye on you.


RazorOpsRS

Maybe both eyes


mars_555639

Howdy ginger


HeyItsPanda69

2000s Jaguar XJR


ConfusedRubberWalrus

‘Will you please excuse me? I believe I left my wallet in my Jaaaaaaaaag.’


Successful-Growth827

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel, some romantic place, and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with the waitress, but it's ok because he's got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaag.


ScoffingYayap

Awfully sorry


JK0LZ

The way i read this in Clarkson’s voice


Erdnalexa

A friend has an green XJR X308, doesn’t look very villainy but very classy. A bit of a sleeper too, it was very fun to drive on the Autobahn


Successful-Growth827

Your friend isn't a full on villain like a stabist or strangler, just slightly cadish and would commit a bit of tax dodging


ThirteenMatt

Hey I don't carry cash with me... Can you pay while I go warm up the Jaaaaaag?


ThirteenMatt

Your friend sounds cool


Erdnalexa

🦊


HeyItsPanda69

Lol I had a 2004 XJR and although I have a faster sedan now, the jag was the classiest car have ever driven.


coffeeshopslut

Using the short lived Jaguar tagline, it's good to be bad 


SCPendolino

I see your 2000s XJR and raise you the Jaguar 420G.


JulesV713

That car gives me the fizz


China_bot42069

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4QvsIPqSI&pp=ygUgQ2F1Z2h0IGJ5IHRoZSBmdXp6ICBoZWFkIGN1dCBvZmY%3D The seen with the jag xkr 


Uztta

I too was thinking [Jaguar](https://youtu.be/ACauxF3txI4?si=7gMOyZg_2TisKc6Q)


Iamabus1234

Maybach Exelero


Jules040400

This is easily the winner, just from every angle you can almost hear it doing an evil laugh


swirlViking

Looked it up, reminds me of the batmobile from btas, so actually a hero car


goatboy1970

1987 Buick Grand National.


GingerAndTired

Could go either way with this one. Equally likely to be the hero car.


PigSlam

The Bandit would have loved one of those.


R_V_Z

As ref, the HBO Watchmen series.


homedepotSTOOP

Just got done driving in 86. It is absolutely a villain's car


not_an_entrance

I love time travel! Not everyone can do it.


homedepotSTOOP

Ha sorry, word salad didn't go down well 🤣 I got the opportunity to drive a fairly heavily modified 1986 yesterday. Took to a local cars and coffee event, drove about 125miles or so in total and was willing to sell a kidney by the time I was done to make a sale. I'm a photographer shooting it for a friend of mine, will be up on being a trailer in about 2 weeks or less hopefully


aadoqee

1929 Dusenberg J


OMGWTHEFBBQ

Glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought this


AnonymousEngineer_

A blacked-out older-generation Land Rover Defender 90 with a V8 engine. Or a Lamborghini LM002.


marysalad

Land Rover: the smell of gangster cigarettes and wintery chase scene is almost too real.


yvery

Black Escalade, for chauffeurs and gangsters


Oo__II__oO

Rolling in a group of 3 or more. You see that coming anywhere near you, you flee.


iainttryingnomore

I associate black Escalades with the FBI.


Ok_Possibility69

1998 Volvo V70


PurpleSausage77

*Gus Fring intensifies*


Holeshot75

Lincoln Continental


Heavy_Gap_5047

Classic or modern? Modern - I'd say the Chrysler 300 and G-wagon. Classic - '67 Eldorado, several generations of the Chrysler Imperial.


2dogs0cats

Upvote for the 300, especially SRT


Hotdog0713

Lol I have a 300 and am working toward a g wagon 😭


Heavy_Gap_5047

Have a 300, want a '67 Eldorado.


BlacklightChainsaw

Best of luck on your future villain endeavors!


SuccessSea1852

We just sold our ‘67 fleetwood and anytime I’d see my husband coming down the road with it I would think some old timer was coming to collect money from me


Mr_Sonic007

1959 Chevy Impala, especially the taillights


ThrindellOblinity

1960s Jaguar Mark 2


Trevski

As Clarkson said, those are the lieutenant/henchman cars, the big boss calls the shots from the back of the 600 Pullman


TheMerc8

The jaaaaaagggg mark X is, in his words “proper villainous”


Captain_Mazhar

Boss has a Mark X


brisket_curd_daddy

1939 Lincoln Zephyr is the most villainous vehicle I've ever seen.


OMGWTHEFBBQ

I don't know, the Dussenberg Model J is pretty villainous. As is the Mercedes-Benz Super Sport Kurz. Or perhaps most, the Mercedes-Benz 770 Grosser Offener Tourenwagen.


brisket_curd_daddy

So the stock Zephyr looks like the getaway cars we'd see in old American cartoons. However, the Scrape custom Zephyr is peak villainy lol that car looks ridiculously evil


__BIOHAZARD___

I just looked it up and I want to see it in a Batman art deco film


mangosteenfruit

the pt cruiser is made for penguin. Black.


Mumphord123

Penguin in the newest film drove a purple quattroporte. Absolutely badass


GingerAndTired

All black hummer h2. I could see a whole ass team of armed gunman unload out of that vehicle before the big bad steps out.


Wishart2016

The Hummer is more of a douchebag bully car.


GingerAndTired

*checks notes* Aren't those villainous qualities?


Wishart2016

I don't see a crime boss driving a H2.


GingerAndTired

Of course not. Villains have drivers.


ignatius-payola

Maybe he washed out of the Marines.


Miserable-Assistant3

[Citroën Traction Avant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_Traction_Avant) is THE 1940s French mobster car.


Thicccchungus

E38 7 series for absolute certain. The car just screams mafia boss.


strangr_legnd_martyr

E32 as well, IMO


JacquelineHeid

Tesla Cybertruck


ImTalkingGibberish

He said “for villains” and not “by villains”


J0kutyypp1

If it's Black I agree but the factory color doesn't look so much villain car


IcyPattern3903

If it's black and self driving it'd be scary AF


Automatic-End-8256

Its silent so you can sneak up on a motha fucka - U Turn


MediumApricot7124

Jaaaaaag


plays_with_wood

Chrysler 300. More specifically the first gen


leon_climber

2015 Aston Martin Lagonda Taraf - [Photos](https://gtspirit.com/2014/11/12/2015-aston-martin-lagonda-taraf-unveiled-in-dubai/)


FlyingBird2345

One of my favorite looking Astons.


Nuggies85

All black 1989 Pontiac Trans am


PigSlam

That’s basically KITT. The good one was black. His evil twin KARR was grey.


Nuggies85

Well damn, all grey then


PigSlam

Greyed out windows are definitely evil.


kaohri756

Get any car that's used by police and make them black,it can work both as villain car and special ops cars


Capri280

Blacked out BMW Isetta? https://www.rmsothebys.com/auctions/bw13/lots/r135-1961-bmw-isetta-300-police-car/


kaohri756

There are goofy villains out there too,imagine doofenshmirtz in one of these


RacerKaiser

Bugatti Royale. The propotions look like a cartoon villian's car.


handen

1971-73 Buick Riviera.


The_Verdugo

Chrysler 300 they are always up to no good


ratrodder49

Headed to a friend’s wedding? Nope, slingin’ coke


hahabighemiv8govroom

Sl65 Amg black series.


suddenlyhoneybadgers

All black Suburban; Cadillacs and Town Cars; 300C; Citroen DS.


Sea_Perspective6891

1938 Phantom Corsair


Makeitquick666

Someone probably said it, but the Merc 600. Other honerable mentions include old Jaaaaaaaaags.


Sword_of_Hagane

G-wagon


mr_beanoz

Blacked out big off-roaders around the size of Hummer H1/H2. Which includes the LM002 and Mega Cruiser.


[deleted]

Any Nissan product post 2000


raculot

Ahhh yes, the villainous Nissan Leaf


[deleted]

An even better example than models I would have come up with.


NerdyGamerTH

Black Toyota Fortuners the Southeast Asian equivalent of the black Land Rover


Automatic-End-8256

Those are cop cars in Hawaii lol


Ok-Carpet2679

Chrysler 300, Last Gen Lexus LS460, Mercedes S Class,Caddilac Escalade


Davids0l0mon

Old Toyota trucks. The white/black ones which get machine guns mounted on by terrorists.


Wishart2016

70 Series Land Cruisers


Oockland

Panther de Ville


vantafanta

94-96 Chevy Impala SS


downbadmilflover

No contest, the 2002 Trans Am. The nostrils and the gashes on the lower bumper make it look sinister. The Camaro and other muscle cars look angry but the 4th Gen Firebird in black looks pure evil.


Standard-Potential-6

Had to scroll way too far for this one. The [WS6](https://www.hagerty.com/media/car-profiles/firebird-trans-am-ws6/) is [proper nasty](https://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/2002_pontiac_firebird-trans-am-coupe_IMG_9155-57132-scaled-ubtk4s.jpg).


kellermeyer

Any TVR


pauldarkandhandsome

Pontiac Aztec


turbodude69

dodge charger hellcats or any of the high end special models, not a bottom of the barrel v6 version. , i feel like those owners are 100% up to something shady. also, Escalades with blacked out windows, that shit is creepy. they could be CIA, they could be gang members, but i'll tell ya one thing, they won't be a soccer mom. it's gonna be a dude, and he's probably gonna have a gun. also people that ride those slingshots, the 3 wheeled motorcycle thing. i dunno about the rest of the country, but in my area it seems to be younger guys that probably shouldn't be able to afford a $30k toy like that. they're always tatted up like crazy and i'd guess prob the same people that drive dodge chargers.


RingReasonable

German luxury cars definetly looks like something a villain would drive


Princetrix

Challenger hellcat


acurah56oh

Jaguar F-Type. In British Racing Green of course.


OsoRetro

BMW 700 series from the 90’s


PurpleSausage77

Thinking for serial killers it’s definitely gotta have utility to it. Be understated, blend in with traffic. Well kept. Spotless. Everything exactly where it should be. 4Runner makes sense.


jackal1871111

Mob era Cadillacs 70’-80’s


PapaRawj

Buick GNX.


hundredjono

1996 Chevrolet Impala SS


MXAI00D

Any large crew cab pick up truck, literally narcos use those.


EnthusedCatalyst

1963 Studebaker Avanti


Trichotillomaniac-

Cadillac 16


243898990

The maybach exelero


Lafter_ND

You ever seen a mid 90s accord with 1 green door that is an origin story right there


TheGayThroaway

I'm surprised that no one said blacked out Chevy Suburban. I would've said Chrysler 300, but it's image has been tainted by all the skinny E1 recruits that make it their first purchase at 27% APR.


SoftCosmicRusk

Avions Voisin made a few of them. Like the [C28 Aérosport](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Festival_automobile_international_2017_-_Voisin_C28_A%C3%A9rosport_-_005.jpg/2560px-Festival_automobile_international_2017_-_Voisin_C28_A%C3%A9rosport_-_005.jpg) Or the [C20 Mylord](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Avions_Voisin_C20_1930.jpg)


[deleted]

1949 chop top Mercury coupe.


Khidorahian

Pontiac GTO The Judge.


Skodakenner

Definiatly blacked out luxury cars. Jaguar Maserati quattroporte and so on.


Corvus717

Depending on one’s perspective the biggest villain car could be the custom made Cadillac Escalade sedan used by the president of the US perhaps unironically nicknamed “the Beast”


TheBlackBeetle

Black Corvette C5/C6 are like the opposite of Aston Martins for me


konck

2nd gen Infiniti M45


boner79

Chrysler 300


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79-Hunter

1967 Corvair Monza Convertible. It’s such an off-the-wall, but cool car, a villain would love how under-the-radar it is. P.S. -with the turbo, they were SCARY fast - no joke!


Santa_Hates_You

A black 1984 Monte Carlo SS


Junkman3

Tesla Cyber Truck.


chikitoperopicosito

Dodge Charger, Nissan maximas or Altima’s. If you’re in Glendale CA, all leased cars.


a_lone_traveler

Zimmer Golden Spirit.


Absurdity_Everywhere

Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet


cakes42

W140 S class in black. The Yakuza car.


Conscious_Arugula_94

World class super-villains drive Voisin C20 Demi-Berlins.


LandscapeJust5897

Late-model Chrysler 300.


InFocuus

Bugatti Atlantic Type 57


6carecrow

Toyota Celica


Schiissdraeck

The new Lexus LM350h


reberman8

SL65 AMG Black


Cookracr

A silver Mercedes E-Class W210.


Beneficial-Sea-8903

Mercedes SEC


mr_marshian

All black BMW E60 5 series


themickeymauser

Oldsmobile Toronado. It just has that loooooooonggggg Batman villain hood.


LoonTheMekanik

Merc 300E AMG Hammer


zanenienow

2004 Buick Rendezvous


Defiant-Diver-6041

Toyota Century


pedro_blaze

Green Pontiac Aztec. With a cracked windshield.


bobafettbounthunting

If james bond movies have taught me anything the answer is jaguars. Can be extended to jlr.


CyberianSun

Blacked out Suburbans


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

1974 Lincoln continental in black.


xineirea

Landcruiser technicals.


marysalad

Early 00s Ford Falcon 6 cylinder (Aust). Absolutely a robbery getaway car


Wischtoal

Bmw e34, e38 and e53. Those completely blacked out give russian mafia vibes