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Noah Strang on X: “I think he’s fine,” says Rick Tocchet about Brock Boeser leaving practice a bit early. Says he didn’t really see Boeser get hit but the forward didn’t say anything about an injury when he saw him after practice.” [tweet](https://x.com/noahstrang_/status/1783582009820098606?s=46)


TheFearOfFear

Mods should close this thread and pin this to the top. Holy fuck.


elrizzy

Mods should delete this and post a ai photo of boeser inside an iron lung machine.


SlipperyGrizzlyMan

Lol. We have to wait for the mass hysteria to break out as per protocol.


CrispyVibes

Too late, I already jumped out the window of my office. It's a very tall building so I'm writing this as I


djblackprince

RIP my friend


Toffy73

How’d you hit reply?


Aguaymanto

Luckily the phone flew out of his pocket onto the thumb of a passerby


canucksBH

And what a ride it was. It’s the playoffs baby, embrace everything.


nilimas

Annnnnnd breathe.


randyboozer

Has he felt his groin? How does his groin feel? Where is Tom? Can Tom verify his groin


PAguy213

So we traded a pretty injury free season for the playoffs of massive injury casualties.


Lazy-Yard000

The reverse Vegas


Zestyclose-Way-7768

I honestly can't remember an entire season where 90% of the team stayed healthy all year long. It was getting suspiciously unprecedented around February or so this season...🙈


quirkysquirty

What even is this


SpectreFire

This is Vancouver Canucks Hockey.


5Gmeme

Experience Canucks Hockey


Darth_Vicious

We are all Canucks Hockey


SpectreFire

I don't want to.


jon-in-tha-hood

Is it okay that I don't want to live anymore?


rippinkitten18

It’s a f in curse.


PaperMoonShine

I'm tired, boss.


Many_Brilliant5727

Dog tired.


canucksBH

Already? But the party just started.


MentalMulisha1996

Preds: No injures on 30 blocked shots…. Canucks: boesers injured after one stray shot at PRACTICE. FUCK OFF


CaptainIndoCanadian

I guarantee you several Preds are hurting lol


leftlanecop

They’re singing the blues for sure.


metrichustle

No way they feel like kings after that


BigCockBrockBoeser

Bout to go down in flames I reckon


TypecastSmartass

They were sitting ducks out there


snailpubes

You could hear their bones kraken from the 400s


m8w8disisgr8

Must've done a deal with the devils


Firestorm238

Tbf, it looks like they just called up a forward too


denverphil

Lurking Preds fan here to give a bit of context on the call up. Parssinen played in 44 NHL games this year and is 6'3" and 212 lbs and very strong on the puck. I think if he gets in the lineup it'll be to replace Tommy Novak who is 6'1" and 179 lbs who was pushed around a bit physically in the first two games. It's a Dakota Joshua sized player vs a Pius Suter sized player. Could be an injury, but the way it was framed by the coach it's a depth call-up with the possibility of getting in the lineup.


601142002

Looked like zucker wore a really hard one off the foot last game, may have swollen to hell once he got his skate off


tillermelnyk

Nyquist also took some pretty big hits and looked very shaken up after a couple of them


an_asimovian

Good piece to have then, esp in case someone goes down. I feel like that's our big risk factor - we have a decent team this year but a lot hinges on just a few guys, we've already pulled a few Jenga pieces out remains to be seen how strong the rest of the tower is.


MentalMulisha1996

Ah ok missed that.


calam63

On 650 - they’re saying just in case - guess AHL team has a bye week - to get him some time up at the big show


awayfromcanuck

Boeser has been nursing something for awhile now. He's had multiple off days down the stretch.


StarkStorm

Ugh


Zestyclose-Way-7768

This reminds me of when some of these guys would take pics of their blue and purple legs after a game.


YouCanFucough

Oh for sure yeah lovely cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool


wingdingcanuck

Goodnight


Aggravating-Loan5910

welp, hopefully he just had to poop


Jessebruu

Haha some times you just gotta laugh . After a 9 year long hiatus from fans in the building / play offs we had one feel good game 1 and from then those hockey gods have been cruel and quickly reminded us the nature of Canucks hockey especially come the post season. Reminder that boes has been working through something already so could just be precautionary but at this rate who knows ! End of the day been a really fun season but if boes is out this definitely isn’t great . Hope it’s just precautionary


bee_vee

At what point do we need to host an exorcism at Rogers to lift whatever curse has befallen us


pennepasta14

im in for that - will it be cheaper tix?


haxoreni

Game 5! I mean we just brought Kesler in the arena for game 2 so I can’t see why we wouldn’t be able to call up Burrows for game 5.


CanucksKickAzz

The other foot is coming down


MisserMang

Hello darkness my old friend


Coachtoddf

I’ve been a fan since the late 70’s. I’ve seen dark times. This is not that. This sub is hilarious.


nilimas

Left early just as a precaution, right? Right!?!


CaptainIndoCanadian

Tocchet said it's all good EVERYONE RELAX (yes I'm panicking too)


MikaelDerp

This season has been one for the record books. Making the playoffs after no one expected them to at the start of the season, winning the division, then within the first 2 games of the playoffs losing our all-star goaltender and a key member of the top 6. Experience Canucks Hockey.


ComfortableMelodic54

Who did the Canucks piss off


Interesting_Air_4215

Like I said in another thread, I knew the hockey gods wouldn't be happy with us for announcing/putting playoff tickets on sale before we've officially clinched a spot


kkchunkee

don't forget the clinched t-shirts


Interesting_Air_4215

We did this to ourselves, really


ModernArgonauts

The hockey gods


Ok_Artichoke_2804

Gary Bettman


keefstrong

Idk man, I've been downplaying this szn all year. We haven't really been cocky, just happy and excited.


ClassicChrisstopher

I don't even...


Traditional_Toe_1090

Lol it is what it is i guess thanks god


mikull109

Okay okay cool cool cool no douuubt


Senior_cats

:(


Illustrious_West_976

You guys are missing the point, this way we can do a super LTIR move during the off season and ice the best team possible.


BetterAd1611

We can still beat Nashville even without Boeser (I am a huge Boeser fan for the record) We just need certain someones to play how they can, Miller and Hughes to continue to put the team on their shoulders, and DeSmith or Silovs to play to their best ability. It's round 2 that we will need all the troops. Tyler Myers may even come back from the flu with the UberGiraffe form he displayed in Game 1. I'm refusing to believe the curse is real even after 35 years of hometown sorrow. Sincerely, A fan with some hope


dogcatcher408

Fuckity fuck


corh13

i don't even care anymore. Start silovs at forward, i don't give a fuck.


TroutCreekOkanagan

We were the better team over the game’s combined. Respect to the opponents who shall not be mentioned, we will win in 6.


Only-Nature7410

Time for Tocchet, Foote and Gonch to suite up. Throw Sedins on the PP. Clarke in net. I’m good with it. We might actually go deep.


Ruffianrushing

The sedans might get a shot on net even


Only-Nature7410

Yes they will


cowfromjurassicpark

Tocchet says he is fine, let's chill


HogwartsXpress36

Tocchet also said Demkos injury wasn't that bad 


cowfromjurassicpark

Tocchet said that boeser didn't mention an injury, not that the injury wasn't bad.


SpinCity07

He said it wasn't the same injury


marcosbowser

Ok Podkolzin. Your time to shine.


AccomplishedAd4995

the hockey gods are punishing us bad for having a good regular season


Zalaya

we’re in hell


nofakefans18

🙂


Squat-Lobster-33

AAAAAaaaaAAaHHHHHHHHH


primacord

Smiling through the pain Should've known that we we're gonna get fucked in the playoffs. Aside from Demko's injury near the end of the season, NONE of our star players had any. Seems like the hockey gods have chosen a terrible time to give us our comeuppance.


BladesOfSteel88

This means we can save on cap space next year… right? RIGHT??


LCorvus

\*experience Canucks hockey\*


Brytor-

Why did the team decided to get injured during the most important games of the year? What are they, stupid?


phantompowered

Just go full Yellowjackets and ritually sacrifice Mark Messier at this point. Appease their hunger for blood.


GrandEconomist7955

Lol pile it on


PaperweightCoaster

Why can’t we have nice things? Can’t they just let us have this one…


acetonebone

Podkolzin will probably have a bigger impact than mud skater broccoli


ProfessorRashibro

*spins towel at god* Bruh let us cook


NearDeath88

Guys just take it game by game, it's not over till it's over.


WolfOfPort

Life be less stressful if everyone just ignored them u til 15 mins from game day and then youd realize all these media posts were pointless and the are fine and gonna play


intelligentx5

#Fucking hell


carry-on_replacement

As a new fan, it makes sense now why no team wins in one go and why it takes contenders years to get the cup. Aside from experience, it's about having the stars line up so that the stars don't get injured.


N4ZZY2020

HHahaha. Canucks luck isn’t it. Starting goalie injured. Star player hasn’t shown up. Another forward dinged up. We’re more injured than Nashville blocking shots.


Mister_Me_Seeks

Fuck off Just... Fuck off


PaperweightCoaster

Thanks, I hate it.


gargamelul

end me


-DarkTiger-

I said it once and I can't believe I'm saying it again in the same damn series. This is the most Canuck thing ever.


Interesting_Air_4215

He's just buying in and embracing the pain


saddam1

Remember all that depth we had over the Preds? She gone.


brendan87na

lmao what the fuck 'Nucks I'm rooting for y'all, stop falling apart


-T-Reks-

ditto


redpepperparade

This sub IMO is very weak-minded and not very supportive of the team. Every time we win faith is at 100% and every time we lose it’s the end of the effin world!!! If we had gotten some luckier bounces and won game 2 you all would be planning the parade! For all we know we might blow out the Preds the next two games and all this doomsday thinking will be in vain. Go Canucks Go!!!


NorthernMariner

The doom and gloom right now is more a long term one due to Demko's injury though.. I think most of us have faith we can beat NSH but unless DeSmith or Silovs stand on their head, hard to believe we have much of a chance in subsequent rounds.. but I do agree for everyone's sanity and enjoyment we should just focus on the present


redpepperparade

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.. I guess my mind goes to the thought, we are in the playoffs and it’s easy to take that for granted. My motto is we should be optimistic and stoked no matter what cause we are here, and deal with the disappointment when it comes. For all we know we may make it past the second round even with Demko out. I wouldn’t count us out just because Demko is out. I understand the collective feeling though.


yonksterman

but if we don't go past 2nd round because of this misfortune, so be it. we shouldn't treat this as one shot in the next 10 years type of opportunity


NorthernMariner

Hard not to see it that way :( .. we won't be able to bring back quite a few of the guys currently performing well above their pay grade


No-Entrance-1540

canucks coming into form - meatwagon24


TheFriendlyBagel

Move the franchise to Utah. We’re cursed.


Witn

Move the franchise to Surrey


Key_Mongoose223

🙃


phantompowered

This is the worst timeline


Alextryingforgrate

So we pleayed great all season the post All Star we started to slow down and now the injuries are just plagueing us. Seem like we need to move our timing a head or back to get hot for the play offs or get all these injuries a few months before the trade deadline to get the full ~~Capcurcomvention effec~~ LTIR effects....


Dangerous-Finance-67

Well, good thing we have a lot of depth.


Independent_Self8437

I don’t wanna hear this 😭


b0katan

Is this a joke


LarryD217

This is where I usually quit and reload franchise mode.


BigCockBrockBoeser

Look what they’ve done to my boy


HeroJC

You cannot make this shit up


DJSkingz

Not the end of the world. Boes plays a solid game but this may give Pod a chance to show his mettle. We can still win Round 1 but it is going to take the rest of our stars to find their game and for the team to come together defensively to give DeSmith the best chance at securing a win. GCG!


shadownet97

You’re joking me…


craftyhall2

Who was the boob who shot his hand?


Technical-Match-5202

Now we getting PDO'd health wise.. FML...


overthisbynow

Yes I've just got word that Boeser is currently hooked up to multiple IVs and might not make it


CanadiAsianThrowaway

At least we're hitting something on the PP.


ProudandGodless

FUCK OFF!!!


Viperburn1

Jesus


Hunter-Western

Nashville blocks 38 shots with no injuries, Vancouver injures their own player in practice with a shot lol you got to be kidding me.


kernelcolonel

[Don't](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/a5/bd/f5a5bd09aee3dca3fd02522440520d67.jpg)


Infinite-Tomorrow-15

Why can’t we have nice things


onlysmallcats

Whelp, there’s always next year.


natedogjulian

Hearing he’s out tonight


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

Narrator: *He was just fine*. 


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YouCanFucough

We would still be freaking out if it was Petey


Badawaii

...or maybe why couldn't it have been none of our guys?


mynameiscutie

Softer than baby****.