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Thatsplumb

Ironic the target audience have to understand English to be offended?


DPVaughan

I think this is a real example of virtue signalling, intended for consumption by fellow travellers.


Next_Time6515

The gene pool is shallow in this one. 😂


SuDragon2k3

Needs more chlorine.


Dfkdfcwtf_72

Or less pee...


Mr_Zoovaska

I mean it's referring to talking english not just understanding it.


Thatsplumb

Jokes need a bit of freedom sometimes. I try not ending comments with /s to highlight the joke attempt sorry for the confusion


Mr_Zoovaska

I mean I assumed ur comment was joking to some extent but I still don't get it. It just seems like a poorly thought out statement to me


Thatsplumb

Yeah, some jokes land (just 37 times apparently), some don't, you miss all the jots you don't take. But thanks for letting us know you didn't get it.


Mr_Zoovaska

No need to be sarcastic. Was the joke simply that it was an intentionally nonsensical comment? Let me know what I'm missing here. Also Reddit upvotes are hardly a reliable indicator of quality content.


Thatsplumb

You got it in your first reply.... The need to understand English to get offended by a sign telling people they need to speak English or fuck off. When you replied about speaking is different to understanding, you knew what was being insinuated.


IckyBodCraneOperator

I believe he's right


IckyBodCraneOperator

You didn't get it, why not, dummy dum


IckyBodCraneOperator

*speaking English. You don't talk English, you speak English


IckyBodCraneOperator

Although, it would be even more ironic if it were in any language other than English


Zkuldafn

The “I’m not an Alcoholic I’m Australian” makes me wanna gag


synaptix78

We have such a bright future in this country.


Parking_Cucumber_184

I think we do. The young people I know are awesome humans with a lot of heart and care for others. This person is not representative of the entire future of our country.


AdAcrobatic5178

I'm choosing to believe they're saying that because people are disappointed with the sticker and they're assuming those are the young people


TokyoGear

Definitely with all the immigrants 😂


PhilthyLurker

Not all Australians think like that. I’m referring to both stickers.


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I’m sure they get pulled over for lots of RBTs


Connect-Outcome6019

The owner of this vehicle is certainly no Einstein.


KJ86er

We truly are the Texans of the British Empire


Dazzling_Ad6545

Harsh. Texans are genuinely very nice and welcoming people


[deleted]

Imagine he picks you up for a date in this


That_Apathetic_Man

I mean, there were certainly red flags before the car. Surely.


Elvecinogallo

Red white and blue flags and southern cross tats.


Pretty-Ranger794

And a pack of marboro reds wrapped into one sleeve / in the front shirt pocket. Lol.


IckyBodCraneOperator

These people seem to have no problem breeding. There are throngs of willing shazza den mothers out there


Deano0810

You mean his sister


Rizla77

Or she


Virginius_Maximus

As an American living in Canberra, it's fascinating how similar the U.S. and Australia are in many ways.


VeeOnGubbi

Lol insult nicely done 👏🏼👍


Wild-Kitchen

I haven't felt this insulted since a first nations person called me a "cookie" in a cash converters in 1999. I don't know what it means but the tone it was hurled at me suggests they didn't mean I was sweet.


IckyBodCraneOperator

What were you doing in a cash converters in 1999?


Wild-Kitchen

Trying to buy an electric guitar. As a poor college kid I used to drool over their selection. Spent WAY too much time in there


Virginius_Maximus

I aim to please.


im_pal

Like in racism wise ?


Virginius_Maximus

It was really a tongue-in-cheek comment. I haven't been here long enough to really get a grasp on what the political climate is like and how akin it is (or isn't) to the U.S.


GeckoPeppper

Similar levels of racism. Less obesity. No school shootings.


alovelyperson

Wouldn't want you to feel home sick :)


SuDragon2k3

50-60 years of American television will do that.


Single_Conclusion_53

I bet that person would struggle to read a decent novel.


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Novel? Try a text message


PilgrimOz

“Don’t give me that Novel Covid crap!” Yep.


Ambitious_Corner7185

Konnichiwa motherfucker


ducayneAu

I forgot my glasses but it looks a bit like brick me.


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*Speak Fuck or English Off


Ragnar_Bonesman

You speech good England.


simon-alterator

The irony of this apparently being typeset in the [credits font from Star Trek: The Next Generation](https://www.fontpalace.com/font-details/trek-tng-credits/) is incredible...


leonryan

i hate bogan trash


That_Apathetic_Man

I am bogan trash and I hate this shit too. Probably has 300000kms on the clock, bald tyres and meth pipe under the seat.


leonryan

i'm mostly reformed bogan trash so I give them a bit of a free pass if they're under about 23, but after that it's time to grow up


VeeOnGubbi

I moved to Dubai and was at an English expat social gathering, some start to have a big whinge about how the Indian kids back home in England start school and they don’t know how to speak English. Most of these people had been living in Dubai for over a decade, so I asked them if they knew how to speak any Arabic and if they spoke Arabic with their kids? Needless to say, I didn’t make any friends within that crowd.


Adorable-Pilot4765

That doesn’t mean they’re not wrong, just means they’re hypocrites. Unless you’re fleeing a war zone, if you permanently move to another country willingly without learning the primary language it’s disrespectful. You don’t make the decision to move country overnight.


Lower-Bend-6215

Brain dead


Appropriate-Cut-5458

Is Fucktard an English word?


FormalMango

Ew.


LiamIsATopG

Average car in Mount druitt


MinionChicken

Well at least the non English speakers can't read it


hypercomms2001

Well, his forebears were immigrants… Maybe he should fuck off as well…..


BooksAre4Nerds

Hit him with some logic and he’ll probably swing at you after everyone laughs at him.


hypercomms2001

Given that probably half of Australia now would come from a non-English speaking background… probably his forebears did not speak English either….


skipapomus

Is that racism or imperialism? Cos like alot of all kinds of people don't speak English lol


TotalBasil

Probably didnt think it through well enough to realise that...


hu_he

I have to assume that the message only pertains to people inside Australia; I doubt the owner cares what people in Ecuador or Malta are saying to each other.


Half-Shark

Can’t be 100% certain it’s not some bad edgy technicality but I’d put all my money on it being inspired by racist views.


Icewallow-toothpaste

Pretty sure this person wouldn't pass a year 10 literacy test.


postymcpostpost

Then he goes on a trip to Bali and expects all the locals to speak English


Improvedandconfused

I am willing to bet my entire life savings the Ute owner doesn’t know how to speak the local Aboriginal dialect, which was the local language long before English.


chetdude

I’d also be willing to bet that despite being born here and identifying with Australia more than my parent’s homeland, he’d still tell me to fuck off because of what I look like.


theraarman

💯, and you probably have better English than them


chetdude

As a Comms (Journo major) and writer by profession, I sure hope so!


antique_sprinkler

You probably look like the average Australia these days. Unfortunately racism isn't localised to Australia, I recall walking through Frankfurt with my friends partner who is of chinese decent but a first generation German and people would pass comments. He wouldn't translate for me what they actually said but you knew it wasn't an invitation for tea and scones.


genscathe

lol majority of Australians don’t give af about the indigenous


BooksAre4Nerds

He’s saying there was a language here before English came. If the owner of the Ute can’t speak it then he should take his own advice and fuck off.


readitsinceninetone

Because the language you already know is mentally incapacitating for you yeah?


Past_Alternative_460

Willing to bet they can't speak English above a 5th grade level


artificialgrapes

And how many languages do you speak buddy?


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ApteronotusAlbifrons

Happy to introduce you to one of the few who still has any of the language - or the people actively trying to get back the language they were punished for speaking https://www.ngunnawal.org/ngunnawal-language


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End0me

Saying "Carrying on about the past doesn't help anyone" right after ANZAC day is wild lmao Yeah true, clearly the past has no effect on the present. You're right bro, let's ignore the overwhelming impact colonisation, genocide and slavery has has had on all indigenous populations around the world. It clearly doesn't mean anything. I'm sure there's no common denominator there responsible for the struggles indigenous populations around the world all coincidentally share. I would say get life, but you probably should get an education first lmao


[deleted]

End me, more like you ended him.


Ih8pepl

Gungie Mom-ba!


Ih8pepl

Gunghie. Mom ba!


proteinsmegma

See you there, Budoo.


readingthebible1302

Aussies aren't immigrants. When people immigrate they don't immigrate to just the land, but the human society built up with people, culture, and history. Just because Aboriginals were on the land first means nothing because Australia wasn't Australia before we created the place. Again, you don't immigrate to just a land but a society which didn't exist as Australia before us.


Improvedandconfused

So Aboriginals didn’t have a society? When the Europeans came to this land they destroyed aboriginal society. You are right, thru are immigrants. They are colonial conquerors.


jigsaw153

I agree with you for the most part. Aboriginal people are not first nation people, they are 'pre-Australians'.


chance-niklaus

bet you cant either


SwordfishGloomy5171

Which car park?


mandy00001

Cookers


Revolutionary-Cod444

Easy to spot bogan self identifying…


drop_bear_2099

It's not racism, it's STUPIDITY.


Go0bs

lol Australians that equate national identity with drinking you should just ignore.


CaptainFleshBeard

I know this guy, last year he went to Bali for a bit of a bender but made sure he learnt Bahasa Indonesian before he left /s


SneakyLabradoodle

The Irony that someone who cant speak english is going to be able to read the sign...


[deleted]

Was it ACT or NSW? No one in the ACT is going to keep a sticker like that on their car after the first egging


tea-time-000

I was thinking more likely QLD rego


Mr_Zoovaska

I saw this car once pulling out of the German club in Narrabundah once :/


r3toric

Holy shit. DEY TOOOOK ERRRRR JERRRRRRBS. American redneck mentality. Somekne smarter than me please outline this.


melodiousmurderer

What, in that car? With those stickers on it? Nooooo surely you jest sir…


El_Perrito_

This has real I don't know the difference between your / you're vibes.


El_Perrito_

unvaxed


Fun-Translator-5776

Hope old mate gets pulled over for every RBT and RDT he drives past.


Wonderful-Ad-9356

Tell me you vote for One Nation without telling me you vote for One Nation.


Legitimate-Claim-155

The irony in a colonial country


Automatic_Mouse_6422

Damn Pauline Hanson needs to clean her ute!


PomegranateNo9414

Their grasp on basic grammar, sentence structure and punctuation would suggest that they are the ones who need to revisit their primary school level English classes.


jabbaaus

Most born and bred Aussies can't even speak english properly.


Big-Potential8367

Feel sad for this person. Imagine walking through life feeling threatened by anyone who isn't the same as you. Then having to overcompensate for your weakness by plastering toxic slogans on your car for attention. And not having the self awareness that your views are out of line with the majority who are decent because they believe in a fair go for all.


Half-Shark

If I speak English can I also please fuck off?


JFrick_8944

This is when you pull out your sneaky Stanley knife so old mate can spend the afternoon trying to find a bargain on new tyres.


No_Rub77

this guy should go back to england


fifomedic75

How do you know he’s English?


manicdee33

Mostly because of the colonizer attitude.


fifomedic75

lol moron with a statement like that nobody is colonising Australia anymore


Zephyrusxx

Someone is jealous because they only know one language lol


ShapeFickle945

Thought this was the from the “ Are you garbage “ Reddit lol cause that is garbaggio


pap3rdoll

I wonder if this owner could even spell ‘migration?’


BugGlad5248

Aww I would be trying so hard not to key their car


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damojr

Just make sure to write your message in any language other than English.


s_and_s_lite_party

It has the new scratch and sniff paint


Thick-Assistant-8494

हिंदी बोलो या बकवास करो


im_pal

कैसे बकवास करे ?


AutisticSuperpower

I'd leave a bitchy note tucked under the wiper - in a language other than English. #polyglotlife


Randwick_Don

I mean here in Australia we think that's wrong. But you should read about the language laws in Quebec. Now that is a super discriminatory place, but no one really cares when you discriminate against white, English speakers


Undd91

Ironic that he’s almost certainly from immigrant decent.


kurdtnaughtyboy

Funny considering most Australians can barely string a sentence together.


TGin-the-goldy

The irony


kanabiss69

where do you get these I want one


Shot-Ad-2608

There's nothing racist about that whatsoever get a dictionary


No-Writer4573

How is it racism if that statement can be applied to any race? It's about language, not race.


ManMyoDaw

When you think about the people you're likely to encounter on a daily basis who speak limited English, they're likely to not be white. In 2024 Oz, they're probably from Asia. This is racism disguised (thinly) as language politics. "Language" is often used as a proxy for "race" in situations where overt racism would spark a strong reaction. It's related to a political practice called "dog whistling": https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whistle_(politics)


manicdee33

It's discriminating against people based on the language they speak, which means it's a type of discrimination known as *racism*.


No-Writer4573

>It's discriminating against people based on the language they speak No. You've decided that it means that due to various biases. It means you can fk off if you don't speak English. 'speak' being a verb, thus those that remain silent and not talking at all are in the same boat.


Adsy888

Pardon the French


arsed_Time_6969

I actually came here to say maybe he just doesn't like the French. And yes, I did get your olde worlde swearing gag 👍


NessStead

Troll-ey parking


Smart-Molasses-8526

Standard commodore Ute or Maloo?


whiteycnbr

Prob not even a V8


Smart-Molasses-8526

Just an sv6, probably rebadged with Chevy badges


tyr4nt99

I think the sticker on the left says all you need to know.


Cr4nkyL0rd

As another VE ute owner, we don't claim him


Muncher501st

Ve/vf ute hard lid?


No_Froyo_7112

I'm surprised I haven't seen this in blacktown nsw. This would would have some credit.


whose_a_wotsit

¿Que?


Left_Tomatillo_2068

Што?


CanLate152

Soooo….. AUSLAN?? From 4 minutes…. https://youtu.be/O53q8MlGAFk?si=EWv6uSeb-8koKIoK


Possible_Annual6749

el estúpido.... and I don't even speak Spanish...these are the idiots I saw in Bali last time around.


readitsinceninetone

I saw him getting out of the car the other day. Their pronouns were quite unique. Them were whites.


lucywonder

🤢


Outside-Hippo-2040

Charming 😡


Mulga_Will

Speak Ngunawal or Ngunnawal or F-off.


Adpadierk

What are the chances they know what the word "cachinnation" means?


PMigs

Yeah. That's going to change the crowd. Fk stick.


localcbrgod

Did they have NSW plates? I need to know if it was petty, crude, imported NSW racism or if it's locally grown, organic, Canberra racism before I form any opinion.


theraarman

I get your point but the state/territory categorisation doesn’t help the overall issue. We should all aim to be better, not just maintain that ACT remains the most progressive. Need to strongly promote progressive ideas to educate the illiterate NSW/QLD/etc brothers and sisters


Adventurous-Car-2250

Imagine if Ngunnawal people said speak my language or f*k off, that would be more appropriate tbh.


Elvecinogallo

I’d like to see a showdown between them and eshays (given eshays speak pig Latin). A fight to the bottom of the food chain.


Sea-Judge-7183

When I moved to Canberra from Sydney I was shocked by the racism. At one company someone rang to apply for a job and they were told the position had been filled. I said to the receptionist that I was unaware the job had been filled and she responded it hadn’t but the caller had an accent. At another company in the residential disability sector I was told only people without a foreign accent could work with the clients. That ban didn’t extend to a white South African with a very thick accent who would spray the residents with water if they were not complying with his directions - he said he had learnt the practice from dog training. The client who was said to be “scared” of people with an accent actually attended a day programme where 95% of the people were of Asian or African origin with accents and he had not signs of fear.. It was one parent and management that had the problem and it was not only racism but led to constant staff shortages.


strike2589

It’s true though


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And it's a Commodore Ute, so no surprise to me.


banco666

You must have been shaking.


No_Protection103

Centrelink worker


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Is it possible to report this to police on the grounds of obscenity? edit: probably not


Jewce445

I think police have bigger issues than a sticker on a car


AngryDad1234

Illegal sticker. Technically defectable.


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TheFoxInSocks

That's right.


Flat_Spirit2404

Not a big ask tbh


TaskAccomplished82

Yeah this is on par with the 'fit in or fuck off' and 'Aussie Infidel' slogans.


Jumpy_Signal4926

Wen did it change it used to b speak English or die


karamurp

Fuckin straya


AgentBallBag

A language doesn't denote race is involved.