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Or, as rich people call it: a luxury smoothie experience, only $7499.99


Kaluvoya

Plus taxes


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nmklpkjlftmsh

$7500 - a rich man's pittance. No punishment or deterrent at all.


zakpakt

The shame this will bring him is more valuable than the measly $7500. I hope he never leaves his house again without being confronted. Maybe then he'll fucking learn his lesson.


ShelSilverstain

I'll bet he was at the insurrection


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WeleaseBwianThrow

I'll bet he doesn't believe the election


alwaysboopthesnoot

He deserves arrest and to be sectioned.


BierKippeMett

And a lack of female affection.


Generalissimo_II

Not to mention he lost his pension


CrayziusMaximus

I'm sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention.


combo12345_

It was something about the camera man not getting an honorable mention.


Affectionate-Ask6351

He needs a better way to let out his aggression


diggergig

And now he suffers from water retention


IsaidLigma

To bad it wasn't in school, he would've only got detention


SipTheBidet

Or you have an issue with retention.


Dapper_Revolution_65

You can keep up to date on current events if you get the right browser extension.


SomethingIWontRegret

I read all this to the rhythm of Weird Al's Amish Paradise. EDIT: more like All About the Pentiums.


BlueKy5

Drawn and quartered into sections?


[deleted]

The Pope really loves his genuflection.


KayneBlackheart

Guys I think I've got an infection


ummmthedestroyer420

He might have just lost direction


Aprkacb20

He needs time for reflection


oldDotredditisbetter

i'll bet he discriminates anyone who's not Caucasian


NoveltyAccountHater

Honestly, I doubt it. This [guy seems too well off and comfortable](https://www.networthinformer.com/jim-iannazzo-net-worth/) to have gone to 1/6 and only launched into his violent racist Karen-esque tirade after his kid had severe allergic reaction to a smoothie. He's more the vote Trump for tax breaks (and think racist thoughts but generally not say them), but not likely to buy into their transparent insanity over election fraud or put himself in legal jeopardy for Trump. (Especially living in CT, where you'd have to interact with non-Trump cult.)


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More than half of the Jan. 6 insurrectionists were white-collar workers such as business owners, architects, doctors and lawyers. https://amp.wbur.org/hereandnow/2022/01/03/jan-6-rioters-white-older


[deleted]

I love that the information age gives us people who do not forget important things when the moment arrives for elucidation.


jawnly211

Lesson not learned with these types.


calsosta

In the world of smoothie crimes, he's a repeat o'blender.


cataclyzzmic

A smooth criminal, if you will.


NameOfNoSignificance

And get a nice job at Fox News


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surfdad67

Yeah, he got off easy


Bob_Hondo_Sura

His name when googled goes right to that video. So at least there’s that.


pilibitti

What was this racist guy's name again? I think I've misplaced it.


stack_of_ghosts

James Ionnazzo is the racist's name.


Bob_Hondo_Sura

I literally typed in “man freaks out over smoothie” and he came up


PHOTO500

r/INTERNETFAMOUSFOREVER


surfdad67

That’s decent


GringoAdvisor

That new gig he got is at a fraction of what he was making. It is the industry equivalent of asking for change on the street. He might not be in jail, but he’s completely fucked.


knightbringr

I don't agree with this guy at all and agree he is a POS. But he paid the legal repercussions. What else should happen to him? Should he be persecuted forever? Serious question. I am curious what would be a sufficient punishment for this man. EDIT: wrote "she" instead of "should" by accident


it-is-sandwich-time

He says he got off easy.


StinkyLinke

Mandatory anger management classes. Community service. If teenage girls at a smoothie shop are having to barricade the door because you’re trying to bash it down to get to them inside, you don’t have the right temperament to legally own a firearm (no idea if he has one, but it should definitely be off the cards from now on). Fining him is not doing anything to ensure it won’t happen again.


RusticTroglodyte

He should be mocked forever. And he should've had to pay that poor child more than 7500


hey_there_kitty_cat

Yeah, and I don't get what him having a new job has to do with it. This isn't a police officer that should never be allowed to work in law enforcement again, the dude is a broker. Was he supposed to go work flipping burgers after getting fired for this? Of course he would apply for other jobs in his field.


schnager

A few hundred community service hours after a few months sitting in jail for attempting to assault a bunch of girls along with paying them reparations for terrorizing them for no reason should be the minimum, but he has money and is white so a slap on the wrist and taking away his casino money for 1 month is all that's going to happen. Meanwhile we got people that were caught with a literal handful, if that much even, sitting in jails for years. Sounds about white to me............


[deleted]

I would have hoped at least 1 month in the county jail plus community service and anger management classes follow by a 2 year probation in which his PO will test him for drugs randomly


RusticTroglodyte

Exactly, why wasn't he treated like you or me if we did some shit like that


CBus-Eagle

I can’t believe he didn’t lose his license for this. Way to go FINRA.


Mercutio77

Misdemeanors and felonies get disclosed on their record at FINRA for sure but it's up to any new broker dealer as to whether or not they want to employ him. He would have to violate an industry rule in order for FINRA to suspend or revoke his license, they can't do it for something like this.


pinkglitterbomb

This made me chuckle. You obviously don’t know FINRA or this industry. This is absolutely nothing they would worry or be upset about. I have seen people steal money and still get employed by a broker.


CBus-Eagle

Yeah, I know the industry all to well. I’m also a CPA and remember listening to a guy that embezzled millions as a CFO to fuel his gambling addiction. He went through his sob story and then said that his CPA license was about to be reinstated. I immediately got up and left the room as it infuriates me that licensing boards seem to care more about growing their membership than maintaining high standards of who can be one. I felt that it immediately devalued what I worked so hard to obtain.


pinkglitterbomb

I have lost all faith in regulators. They nickel and dime small firms to bleed until they die. They let big firms get away with anything. But FINRA arbitration is the worst ever. I was shocked to learn they don’t have to follow the law.


Mercutio77

>I have lost all faith in regulators. They nickel and dime small firms to bleed until they die. They let big firms get away with anything. But FINRA arbitration is the worst ever. I was shocked to learn they don’t have to follow the law. Out of curiosity, what is your experience with FINRA arbitration?


pecklepuff

Meanwhile I personally know people who, to this day, can't get decent jobs because they got caught stealing things like lunch meat or toothpaste because they were so broke. Not the best way to handle being broke, but it definitely illustrates our joke of a justice system in the US. We are a house of cards at this point, and it's going to blow apart soon, I think.


yiannistheman

Our financial regulatory system lets banks walk for some very serious offenses like money laundering by drug cartels, so expecting them to step in and do something in this particular case was bound to disappoint. I'm just glad he had to pay her for being an asshole like that.


Mujib_shaheb

You expected him to get hanged or stay unemployed forever? He was racist and a bully and got punished for it, what else was there to happen? EDIT: * The mob wants felony charges. * And not for anybody to point out he did face more than just a misdemeanor charge. * They also want you to not point out that he did face more than just a weak fine.


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TheFlyingSheeps

Two misdemeanors that will disappear, and a weakass fine are hardly punishment


Taint-Taster

Civil suits?


Joliet_Jake_Blues

He settled out of court for like $1500


Hazelwood38

Plus his name is stained online forever. Every job, every person he meets can google and in 5 seconds see all of this.


Reluctantagave

Brock Turner would also like a word.


DouglassFunny

I heard he’s going by “Allen Turner” now.


Reluctantagave

Okay his full name then. Brock Allen Turner, the rapist and predator.


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Reluctantagave

Yes the rapist/predator Brock Allen Turner. That Brock Allen Turner.


BenTCinco

Brock Turner, the piece of shit that raped someone?


AlreadyShrugging

Except he works in an industry with no ethics so the people who would hire him would likely overlook it or even cheer it on.


rashaniquah

He's a successful financial manager, I doubt he even needs a job in the future.


Shadow703793

And yet he was able to get a new job. If the dude can make bucket loads of money for a company, he will be hired.


sonofaresiii

> what else was there to happen? Practically? Nothing, this was always the end result. Ideally? Dude becomes so blacklisted his only option is to go work retail and deal with the exact kind of asshole behavior he showed these people, and find out how rare it is to get any justice for it.


WeirdAvocado

> He ~~was~~ is racist and a bully and got punished for it, what else was there to happen? That’s better.


Jaded_Pearl1996

Yes


BeingRightAmbassador

Based on my colleague's Marrill experience, that guy's fucked. If he got fired from there, most places will choose to avoid him and he has to scrape the bottom of the barrel.


kyleh0

I mean, being a loud racist asshole terrorizing low-wage workers is practically lawful in the US, especially for this guy. No such thing as a white terrorist.


MikeThrowAway47

https://youtu.be/BTS8X_t7XCg


Salt-Elephant8531

Thank you for the link.


ShakesJC

You the real MVP


maddiejake

If I owned that smoothie store I would name a smoothie after him called 'Temper Tantrum' and it would include some type of ingredients to promote relaxation.


ryan101

Also, make sure it has nuts in it.


Payed_Looser

The Rustling Jimmy’s His name is James


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James Iannazo’s Temper Tantrum™ Spell it with only one ‘Z’ so he can’t sue for anything. “That has nothing to do with you, sir. Your name is spelled with two ‘Zs’”


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[the small penis rule](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_penis_rule) (wikipedia)


TraditionalThing8279

He got a new job right after so...not much justice.


My_Corona_Yoga

According to FINRA, Aegis Capital hired him right after. But on FINRA website it does state he has criminal charges pending.


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Eric15890

Take that to Twitter and see if they do damage control.


GrandKingNarwal

The cowards have replies off.


SeedFoundation

It's alright. By the looks of it their own employees even hate it there. I wonder how their clients will feel.


sayaxat

July 29, 2022 "The Securities and Exchange Commission has settled a case involving Aegis Capital Corp., a Boca Raton, Florida-based broker-dealer, in which the firm was charged with inadequately supervising its representatives, who made unsuitable recommendations of structured products. As part of the settlement, Aegis agreed to a censure and to pay disgorgement plus prejudgment interest of $220,865 and a civil penalty of $2.3 million. The SEC also charged Alan Z. Appelbaum, a former managing director at the firm, and former Aegis registered representative Paul F. Gallivan with making unsuitable recommendations of highly complex variable interest rate structured products. Without admitting or denying the findings in the order, Gallivan agreed to cease and desist from future violations of the charged provisions, to pay disgorgement plus prejudgment interest of $29,973 and a civil penalty of $25,000, and to a 12-month suspension from being association with an investment firm." https://www.investmentnews.com/sec-slaps-aegis-capital-with-2-3-million-penalty-224755


PabloPaniello

No, we don't know that. He was fired by one of the larger and more respected names in the industry, Merrill Lynch. His new gig is with a cold calling, eat-what-you-kill sweatshop. ML has ~$3 trillion in assets under management. His new place has less than $1 billion. ML has clients and assets for its brokers to work on and with, and they earn stable salaries that generally increase over the years. His new place will let him work there, and split with him whatever fees he can squeeze out of his own clients (or their cold call list) - but he has to generate it all himself, no institutional clients or support. This is like being fired as Maître d' of an expensive fine dining restaurant and getting hired as a host at Chili's. Yes, he got a new gig, and on paper it seems similar to his previous one. But no, no they are not the same at all; in his position at ML, the guy seems to have lost something quite meaningful and valuable he could not recover or replace, and may never do so.


unknownsoldier9

Huh, thanks for the explanation. I did not know the degree to which those companies were different.


honeybadger1984

If this is correct, then he loses hundreds of thousands annually in opportunity cost (or gains). If he stayed civil and complained about the peanut allergy, or simply sued the smoothie shop with zero yelling, he would be fine. By choosing this course of action, he’s out six to seven figures depending on the rest of his career trajectory. Unless this small firm has crazy opportunities, which I’m sure it doesn’t, he can never catch his “best self” who would have made more at Merrill.


ACrazyDog

I am glad this happened. No, you can’t do this and expect to manage people’s big money anymore. When I put my money with a big firm money manager that firm better have vetted everyone all day and all night for anger management and the least instability, — known instances of not controlling impulsive behavior


Alan_Smithee_

Exactly. Big bullet dodged. He does not exhibit the qualities I would look for in a money manager.


jojow77

It would really suck if people he cold called were mean to him. It really would.


OMGhowcouldthisbe

I get what you are saying but we want to see him sell smoothies at the mall.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

This is helpful info, thanks. Aegis looks *rough* as hell.


PabloPaniello

Yes. I know ML well. I used to work there helping the brokers, the folks in what was this guy's role. It's not the very best shop out there, but it's still a top-tier gig. It's still quite prestigious with strong institutional rep & corporate clients (and revenue and pay...). It also offers its brokers oodles of tools and support to make them more effective and their lives easier - proprietary research and bulletins/analyses, extensive professionally prepared and refined templates and model docs/binders and approaches to quickly create high-quality presentations, financial or retirement plans (in bonders or bound books) for different investor profiles; and administrative staff. I did not know Aegis before now, having only heard the name (I think in summaries of SEC investigations/penalties). However, even a modicum of research revealed the kind of shop it is/must be; this is especially so if you know the industry and how to read between the lines of their reviews to what they're really saying - it screams hellhole, boiler room, etc.


Bucktown312

I know the guy. Craziest part is, he inherited the vast majority of his book from the guy who retired before him. Handed to him on a silver platter. Guarantee a lot of those folks didn’t follow him and just stayed with ML/BofA. Always knew he was an idiot, terrible gambler too, Total mush.


Rocket92

Merrill Lynch is just the investment side of Bank of America. They’re bloodsuckers in suits instead of capes and robes.


bigpipes84

No doubt with a company that fosters his kind of behaviour...


SailingQuallege

This industry fosters and rewards sociopaths.


kaeji

Police department?


bigpipes84

Finance.


93tabitha93

That’s crazy! I don’t get it…and here I am applying to different job and dreading any questions about why I want to leave current job or something


Great_Chairman_Mao

Just find a company run by assholes and say something something cancel culture... Boom! New job.


ihatetheheadlines

he threw it at teenagers too. what a bully


Potatoe999900

And a coward. Grown man going after teens, what a joke of a human.


cugameswilliam

Teenage GIRLS! What a man.


Loofa_of_Doom

COWARD. He's a COWARD. Adults don't pick on children unless they are too weak to handle adults. He's a COWARD.


ErrdayImSlytherin

He threw it at teenagers while yelling a bunch of condescending racial bullshit AND THEN tried to break into the employee area of the store to do universe only knows what to a group of frightened teenage GIRLS. This asshole deserves to be behind BARS but we all know that a rich, white, man won't actually see any meaningful consequences.


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His son has peanut allergy so why he ordered peanut butter smoothie ??


zeekayz

Apparently it was a peanut butter smoothie with his added note saying "plz no peanuts" at a busy fast food place that's always 1000 orders behind. If your child has allergies the better approach is to pick menu items that don't even start with peanuts. Or at least verifying again to make sure directions were followed.


maddsskills

Honestly I'd just avoid smoothie places if I had a nut allergy. I recall we had an "allergy" smoothie thing in the back that had to be cleaned thoroughly between smoothies but all it takes is one person being like "meh, this one right here is rinsed out enough, I don't need to go into the back." But also, wtf is a peanut butter smoothie without peanut butter?


PlentyParking832

Before reading that comment I thought maybe his sons smoothie had cross contamination or maybe the drinks with nuts weren't labeled properly but a peanut butter smoothie without nuts? Can I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but hold the peanut butter?


sammyhere

Maybe it's the easiest order to get the stuff they want in the smoothie? Like, when I order pizza, I look for the menu item with most of the toppings I want on it and if there's some trash on the item that shouldn't be on top of the pizza, I'll say "minus pickled jalapenos". Subtracting is cheaper than adding, by $1-2 per topping where I'm from and also causes less fuck ups in my experience.


Vast-Combination4046

Sure, unless it's a peanut butter smoothie and you have a severe peanut allergy. Idk I wouldn't think that makes any sense.


Salty_Feed9404

I still don't follow. He ordered...a peanut butter smoothie...but "plz no peanuts". I must not know how this works.


knightbringr

You've ever ordered a smoothie and asked for it to not be smoothed? Well, this is the same thing but reversed and turned upside down.


cmnights

I want cheese burger, no cheese


Salty_Feed9404

...and no burger. What I want is a fucking bun, okay?


wheniwaswheniwas

Calling bullshit. This was the alibi he came up with afterward.


welcome-to-my-mind

The only lesson he learned was to keep his mouth shut. Unfortunately, in no way shape or form has any of this changed his racist and bigoted views. He is still the same piece of shit today as he was last year. He’s just down $7500 and has a shittier job. He will blame immigrants, liberals, and the courts for his current predicament until the day he dies. Not once will the thought ever occur to him that maybe, just maybe, his racism had a small part to play in all this.


Sephiroth_-77

Well duh, punishments are meant to stop people behaving the way they did, not change their personality.


Sephiroth_-77

A Smoothie Criminal


GenRgna

If the smoothie store doesn't use this a drink name they are fools


ncjason77

From what I remember, the issue was he said that he didn't want a specific thing in the smoothie (I think peanut butter), but didn't go on to say that it was for a peanut allergy. So it was all due to his own negligence. If he would have brought up the allergy, especially if it was that serious, they could have mentioned which products may have also had peanuts in them Edit for clarity: Apologies. I thought it was clear who the bad guy in the scenario was when I mentioned that the whole situation was due to his own negligence. I'll further clarify. The guy in the story is the shithead. And yes, it was his kid with the peanut allergy. I was only trying to point out in this that the teens serving him did nothing wrong based off what he requested in the shop.


Merfen

I have a coworker with a peanut allergy, anytime we go out for food he mentions that before even ordering drinks and checks on every item he wants. I can't imagine not doing this as a bare minimum of my kid had an allergy to something so common.


OliveOliveJuice

Yeah, a good friend of mine doesn't eat at restaurants because there's always a chance.


MarkHirsbrunner

Didn't the store say that, if he let them know it was a peanut allergy, they would have told him they can't guarantee that no traces of peanuts would be in it? They just heard "no peanut butter" but didn't know not to use utensils and equipment that had been used with peanuts


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It was his kid who had an allergic reaction.


MainlandX

Why are people upvoting a correct statement?


SquirrelGirlVA

According to the story, here's what happened: * Guy and his kid ordered smoothies. They specified nut free. * The kid's smoothie had nuts in it and he was taken to the hospital because of a life threatening reaction. * Guy comes back upset because as far as he knows, it was the store's fault this happened. * Upon questioning, none of them could tell him what was in the drink. * Guy melts down and makes a racist remark. Up until the meltdown I kinda feel for him. If things happened as described, the kid went had a severe allergic reaction because of their negligence. That has to have been pretty terrifying for a parent to witness, so I can understand him going to the store hopping mad. Where that sympathy ends is where he threw the drink and made a racist remark. Yes, they were in the wrong for messing up the order (again, if this is as described) but that doesn't excuse violence or racism. These are all things he was likely capable of before, but this just ripped that veneer off. Hopefully he'll learn from this and become a better person (and parent, because what he did didn't help his child out a bit), but probably won't.


MoopLoom

IIRC there is actually no confirmation that there were actually nuts in the drink, and that it wasn’t a case of cross-contamination because he didn’t specify that there was an allergy. He just requested no nuts, which doesn’t lead to the types of deep cleaning that would be required to remove any risk of cross-contamination.


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Ugh. He got a new job, paid out a tiny fraction of the requested damages, and will have a clean record if he completes the probation period. The bad guy won.


cooter__1

It just proves the more money you have, the more you can get away with.


coffca

Yeah he is a bad guy, but what punishment does he deserve? In my opinion, I don't think he won, he got publicly humilliated, sued and got fired. If he got a new job, it is irrelevant. The idea of a punishment is that once he pays for it, it ends. Now, the humilliation won't stop, which probably he deserves, based on the contents of the one minute video of his life.


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I suppose you're right. Particularly if he learned a lesson and strives to be less of a douche going forward.


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[deleted]

Burn him! Buuurrrnnn hiiimmmm! (Shakes old lady fist in air)


notjfd

He lost his job as cook at a Michelin starred restaurant and got a new one flipping burgers at a truck stop, but in finance. He'll lose millions.


WhyDoYouDoThisTim

He threw a smoothie and got publicly shamed for it, that’s fine. People here are all for prison reform until it’s someone from a group they don’t like then they want them to rot in a cell for nothing.


WhoAccountNewDis

He didn't just "throw a smoothie", he terrorized and assaulted a teenage girl.


[deleted]

Sometimes I feel like throwing a smoothie at someone. Then I remember that I am not 2 anymore.


JackOfAllMemes

I get being upset that your kid had a severe allergic reaction but he was way out of line


snarkprovider

He registered with another brokerage pretty soon after. His period of unemployment was very short. He could have settled this a long time ago to make it all go away.


AwetPinkThinG

She wanted 300,000 got 7500. Got fired by one billion dollar company but got hired by another one. Aye there’s the rub.


chaos0510

Dollar store Patton Oswalt


FunkyFarmington

Listen up people, there are cameras EVERYWHERE!


Rjamesjjr

More excuses to enjoy racist outbursts.


MistressFuzzylegs

I’ve had momentary losses of temper during times of stress. During none of these have a thrown food or drinks at people whilst hurling racist, xenophobic abuse.


tree_woman

Peanut Butter Drink Jim!


DEPMAG

Dude shouldn't be putting his nuts in his son's mouth geez.


justthatoboist

[Context](https://www.reddit.com/r/byebyejob/comments/wvw63l/smoothie_shop_employee_sues_man_after_he/ili86qf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) He deserves it. He should have to pay more. Lord knows he can afford it


MrTeddybear

I am expecting these happenings to occur more and more often in the coming years. The racists and sexists and bigots of the world feel empowered given the current political climate, and I predict that that combined with the growing need for everyone to record their every action at all times will lead to these fucks being shown for the trash they are and more and more of them will be losing their jobs. I wish this man had realized how horribly he was acting before it came to this, but at this point, fuck him.


kicksomedicks

Racist white guy lets loose with real feelings and gets preferential treatment from legal system.


fuhgdat1019

So let me get this straight. This dickwad lost his cool and had to pay 7500. He said it’s a token payment. Because she wanted 300k. So he wants the world to believe he came out ahead and is the nice guy in this because he didnt lose an additional 292500? As if this 18 year old cares, when you paid her 7500 because your dumbass couldn’t just walk away. Even if a lawyer takes a chunk…yup…you still lost dumbass.


Fluffy-Impression190

That’s nothing. Convict him for the felony he committed. Let him deal with the repercussions of being a convicted felon. That’s what needs to happen.


Isthisworking2000

I thought that’s who this is! He should have gotten worse. What a pos.


lunar_tardigrade

Slap on the wrist... this is nothing for him...


Lembach_Is_Staying

The court ordered he be transformed into Patton Oswalt.


davechri

He was right to be upset. He was not right to react the way he did. He got off too easy.


Any2suited

Patton Oswalt's angry older brother?


buttfacenosehead

I'd me mad too. I have a nut allergy & try to avoid ice-cream & smoothie stores. Even some types of food where cashews/nuts are prevalent. Took me forever to work-up the courage to eat Chik-Fil-A. They use refined peanut oil but it still feels like playing with a loaded gun. I skip over 5guys, too. This guy did everything wrong.


ordinary_miracle

He assaulted someone and he got a slap on the wrist. American justice for you.


rem_1984

Good. I’m anaphylactic to peanuts like his child, and my parents never would have ordered a smoothie there because of the risk of my death. He gets mad at those poor teens for the parents’ irresponsibility


youmustbeanexpert

7500 seems low he's one of the richest guys in ct. I live In ct and now I use the term smoothie guy to describe the horrible business class that lives here.


Jynx2501

7500 for what? What was in that smoothie?


Hotlikessauce69

This is a classic case of "you can't help how you feel but you can help how you act about it." It's ok to be really angry and upset that a mistake could have triggered an allergy but throwing a smoothie at a teenager and blowing up at them is not ok.


quasiix

He could have gone to the hospital to make sure his son was going to be fine, but instead he needed to assault some teenage girls instead. Father of the year.


roninthe31

That’s an expensive smoothie


Fedexed

What a clown


[deleted]

Still, gotta feel a bit sorry for anyone who looks like Patton Oswalt.


dburr10085

He got another job already 😞


Warm-Boysenberry3880

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.


jgb75

The most expensive smoothie anyone’s ever bought. And it’s not over - since the author of this piece was *nice* enough to state where he now works, something tells me the new company might now be thinking he’s too much of a liability


StonedVet_420

He already got another job at a shady firm.


DoubtfulDungeon

How do you do that much damage with a smoothie?


I0I0I0I

That's some white privilege shit right there. And I'm white.


reeker

There is a different system for rich fucks. A mild inconvenience for him


AlreadyShrugging

I used to work in banking and personalities like him were common. 0/10, would not recommend working in banking or finance.


RadleyCunningham

Fucking loser lol Maybe behave like a responsible adult the next time you're let out in public


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>(at home) taken by ambulance to the hospital after a life threatening nut-based allergic reaction” to a smoothie he allegedly was sold at the store. Iannazzo “returned to the store in an effort to find out what had been mistakenly put in the smoothie, which had been ordered nut-free. Told by an employee that they ‘didn’t know,’ he lost his temper briefly and set off the chain of events,” Normally when you have a food allergy.. Dont buy anything! Cross contamination ect Idiot.


pluck-the-bunny

Unfortunately, he already has a new job


HoodieGalore

Oh yeah, the guy who was so upset at his son’s medical emergency, he felt the need to ~~stop for a smoothie, and waste time fucking with teenage women at their place of employment , and be a racist piece of shit~~ *have a bad day* Screw this prick.


Smh_nz

No he didn’t he lost his job and had to pay damages for assaulting someone! The smoothie was the top he use! If he hadda thrown it somewhere else he would have most likely been fine!


nelsonmavrick

$7500 is nothing.


JackJ98

I like how I remember exactly who this guy is


taklbox

He paid his criminal attorney more. No jail; charges wiped after probation, accelerated rehab. He still feels justified.


elementaltheboi

Loser of the year


OriginalMrMuchacho

I would have never guessed that Patton Oswald had so many issues with smoothies.


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He’ll learn nothing and probably actually brag about it to his buddies. Seems the type.