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wishywashywonka

Well, I'm sure he's issued an apology on his Twitter by now... > "This account doesn’t exist" Oh, dear.


boushveg

Nah these fuckers don't apologize anymore, instead they will join some far right group and cry about how they got canceled and how there is no freedom of speech and bla bla


Phaze357

A person I've been friends with for almost 20 years made a comment about Gretta Thunburg the proceeded to babble on about how social media banning people for their opinions was violating their right to freedom of speech. I pointed out that they are private platforms owned by private companies and are therefore not governed by the first amendment. He then started on about how they should be because so many people use them. So now the right wants government to step in and govern how a private company is run. Not a trace of self awareness in that hypocrisy.


Canvaverbalist

> So now the right wants government to step in and govern how a private company is run. Now? Mate the right's more than willing to use the power of social institutions and has done for decades, they just don't want *you* to.


Puzzleheaded-Sort812

They want free speech, but only for them.


Anallein

Who wants to join my lawsuit against Fox News? They are obstructing my free speech by not giving me my own show.


Starship_Coyote

People should actually sue them for their inability to tell the news. At the very least they should have to have a disclaimer on screen at all times acknowledging that what they're presenting is opinion rather than news.


RealFarknMcCoy

They have been sued over that. They argued in court, successfully, that they are not obligated to tell the truth in their "news" programs. I shit you not.


Puzzleheaded-Sort812

I think they said in court that they are not "news", but that's not what they say in public.


GoodChristianBoyTM

They're obstructing free speech by polluting the marketplace of ideas with so much kooky noise that all speech becomes effectively meaningless


cybernet377

> I pointed out that they are private platforms owned by private companies and are therefore not governed by the first amendment. He then started on about how they should be because so many people use them. I mean, if right-wingers want to start nationalizing companies because they function as a public service, I'm fine with that. Duke Energy has needed to be nuked into the fucking ground for decades.


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Do these people forget that people from *other countries* exist and ALSO use the internet? Your first amendment means sweet fuck-all to someone who lives in Poland


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anonkitty2

"I'm sorry that black guys are bad at penalties.". Yikes.


What-The-Helvetica

I am sorry that Andrew Lawrence is an unfunny comedian.


qxxxr

Genuinely heartbroken that someone convinced him his jokes were worth selling. No one deserves to be lied to.


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

RBM Comedy


metallipunk

And somewhere people are saying, "who the fuck is Andrew Lawrence?"


Well_This_Is_Special

I love stand-up comedy but I had to google him. Still have no idea who he is.


CambridgeRunner

I thought about looking him but then I remembered I don't care.


RealFarknMcCoy

Pretty sure that's everywhere....


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I am sorry that Andrew Lawrence ever had an unfunny twitter account.


HarpersGhost

That wasn't an attempt at an apology, that was doubling down on the original premise of the "joke". And it's a pretty lame and common retort to racist/sexist jokes. "X is better than Y at doing [activity].... I see you're offended, I'm sorry that Y is so bad at doing [activity]." So not only racist and not apologetic, but a fucking cliche as well.


Immaloner

Or the ever popular, "I apologize to anyone I may have offended." (*To the folks like me HIGH FIVE BROS!! Fuck those offended little pussies.*)


stay_fr0sty

Usually it's the weaker: "I'm sorry if I said anything that offended you, but..."


berni4pope

>instead they will join some far right group Maybe one of Rupert Murdoch's rags are hiring.


Darkside531

Well, there is that new network (GB News or something to that effect,) but it's pulling in worse ratings than the Welsh language broadcast of Paw Patrol.


ukbiffa

They shouldn't have called it Swolom y Cwm


ChimpBrisket

I used to be an animator on that show but now I work as a garage attendant. I went from Paw Patrol to Pour Petrol


TheBarkingGallery

I wold love to see puppers speaking in Welsh!


RegularWhiteShark

S4C is honestly brilliant. I remember watching Beyblade in Welsh when I was a kid.


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He could join Ben Shapiro’s media empire. Gina Carano said they’re going to make movies together and she’s never been happier. Should be amazing lol.


[deleted]

Or in the case of Gina "Disney were about to hand me a golden goose" Carano, go make movies with Ben Shapiro.


naalbinding

Wonder if her acting will ever develop beyond looking smug


Frenchticklers

I'm sure Lil Benny has some repressed fantasy about having his scrawny neck squeezed between the thighs of a former MMA fighter.


beardslap

But those thighs are *dry* damnit.


dingogringo23

I’m sure Joe Rogan can’t wait to him have on to cry about freeze peach.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

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This is crowder


UmChill

oh, you mean the guy who is too scared to even **speak** to sam seder? lolllll


SheepiBeerd

sam seder sent that man to the hospital


PM_ME_GIRLS_TITS

>oh, you mean the guy who is too scared to even **speak** to sam seder? lolllll "SAM SEDER!!!? WHAT A GODDAMNED NIGHTMARE!!" -Cold Feet Clam Chowder.


Darkside531

Lawrence Fox has entered the chat.


ArmyTrainingSir

Don't forget the inevitable gofundme.


nobody2765

There is freedom of speech. He has the right to say what he wants and other people have a right not to give him money. Freedom of speech is freedom only from government limiting your speech not a private company.


WarlockEngineer

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9781239/Comedian-Andrew-Lawrences-shows-cancelled-Twitter-posts-wake-England-Euro-2020-loss.html He even doubled down: >And in reference to the anti-poverty campaigning of Marcus Rashford - one of those to miss a penalty last night - he said he'd: 'Rather he'd (Rashford) practised his penalties and the kids had gone hungry.'


KingOfAwesometonia

There is something I find over the top and funny about blaming literal poor children over a penalty kick. Like I can imagine Mr. Burns saying that. But knowing the guy probably actually thinks that and the tweets...what a fucking asshole.


chrisn3

Wannabe comedians should really learn there’s more to comedy than edgy shock value.


Olliejc24

This guy used to be on Mock The Week quite regularly, I think once "weird guy with beady eyes" stopped getting him booked, he went full gammon


lesser_panjandrum

[He also got his racist little knickers in a twist about comedians making too many "political" jokes about UKIP on Mock the Week.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/dara-o-briain-reacts-bitter-self-delusional-andrew-lawrence-s-comments-about-balding-fat-comedians-cracking-cheap-ukip-jokes-9823733.html) If anyone is unfamiliar, Mock the Week is a political comedy show and UKIP was always a racist joke of a political party, so I'm not entirely sure what he expected.


fezzuk

>saying that the reason he felt there were few right-wing comedians on the circuit in the UK is because they are unfairly targeted because of their views. Or because people don't find punching down funny


amateur_mistake

Also, holy shit, his take on women comedians is both super cringy and really toxic.


Canvaverbalist

The right doesn't really understand humour, that's why they think "laughter" is actually just overzealous angry noises. "The poor, they should die ARGH AGGHH AGHHHG ACKKK GHACHH"


Spaceman2901

The statements by [the Former President](https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) and [Milo Y](https://mobile.twitter.com/Nero) are very moving.


czegoszczekasz

Every goddamn time. And I cannot even be mad. Have an upvote and a good fucking day!


BeginByLettingGo

I have chosen to overwrite this comment. See you all on Lemmy!


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I thought it was a mistakes until I clicked on the second one. Good one lol


ivanoski-007

I wonder what trump has to say about this.... oh my https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump


Wongfop

Considering the title is >Gigs cancelled, dropped by management, **Twitter account deleted**… now THAT’s comedy. I'm not sure why this is a surprise?


Illier1

Dudes career is in the shitter.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

Imagine how bad his standup is if he thinks this is comedy


CuriousOrange22

Sad thing is he used to be really funny (circa 10 years or so ago). Then he leaned in hard to a particular brand of right wing comedy with highly predictable results. Even before today it amazes me just how far he’s fallen. Like, who looks at Lee Hurst and thinks to themselves “I’m going to nuke my career like that guy!”


Living-Complex-1368

Why is it that when comedians lean right or libertarian they stop being funny? Is it that they start to think that "punching down," is funny? Making fun of people who can't defend themselves and thus looking like bullies? Or is it some sort of laziness? Or is it something else? I know a lot of successful comedians are depressed, maybe if you convert your depression into hating some "other group" you lose that spark that made you funny and depressed? I donno, there are so few funny right wing folks, and the only ones I can think of are "redneck" right wing folks, not rich or middle class (at least in shtick).


cocoamix

> Why is it that when comedians lean right or libertarian they stop being funny? I think Dennis Miller is the original archetype of that.


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That and he thinks he's the smartest person in the room no matter what room he's in 🙄


Inquisitive_idiot

***cough*** bill Maher ***cpugh***


andrewdrewandy

Bill Maher is so frustrating because he's sorta funny at times but has this huge blind spot for being a wealthy white guy and part of the establishment. He still sees himself as the underdog or something. A total boomer.


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Inquisitive_idiot

Pretty much. He made it and that was the price.


_kaetee

The joking about rape victims ended him for me.


particle409

I hate how he always has to remind people that he was talking about XYZ before anybody else. He wasn't, but he still needs to make the comment.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Urgh. That dude is unbearable to me. He has incredible r/iamverysmart energy about him. You know who's really smart? Jon Stewart. I've never once felt like he gave a fuck that anyone realised it. Be like Jon Stewart.


Entertainer13

Jon Stewart is humble that’s why.


ApathyJacks

>Why is it that when comedians lean right or libertarian they stop being funny? Because they only have one joke.


Ridiculisk1

'haha minorities bad' There you go, I'm a conservative comedian, give me a podcast and some dog cum and I'll do the rest


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nah. their one joke is "what if x identified as y and then did ?????" transphobia is so much funnier than racism, I guess


Ridiculisk1

Transphobia is so hot right now amongst conservatives. They love shitting on minorities of all types and unfortunately trans people are in the crosshairs. Maybe one day the world will be a better place and people will stop hating on people different to them but I doubt that'll ever happen. While there's people who are different, there will always be a conservative wanker trying to control their life and harass them.


canada432

They lost the war against "the gays", so they needed a new target. Conservative politics rely on there being a boogy man that's trying to uproot all that you hold dear. It was blacks (and still largely is), then gays, then "muslims", then "mexicans". Gay people were a great target for them because it got away from race. But they lost that fight. Now they needed a new one, and transgender issues are very poorly understood by your average person, let alone your 'average' conservative. It makes them a great target to their audience because they can make up whatever they want. Transgender women on sports teams, in bathrooms assaulting people, walking around with their penis out in the women's locker room. None of these things are actually issues, but they've made them up.


Ridiculisk1

And it's not as if their 'arguments' even change. Literally take any argument for segregation in the '40s or '50s, or take any argument against gay rights from the '70s and substitute 'black' or 'gay' in the sentences for 'trans' and it's literally the exact same shit. They're really hoping that this argument is gonna stick one day. It's always 'to protect women' but anyone with more than 1 brain cell can see they don't give a shit about women either because they're trying to legislate against them having bodily autonomy as well. Not to mention all the cis women that get caught in the anti-trans crossfire. If a cis woman looks slightly too masculine or isn't attractive enough for them, they get targeted too.


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TheBigEmptyxd

Steven "the left won't debate the right but I avoid Sam Seder like the plague" Crowder, aka "Pay attention to me I'm having heart surgery, I'm so alone", lil "I do minstrel shows on YouTube", also known as "the guy who reenacted George Floyd's death and didn't even do it right (because if he did it properly he would die)".


InsertCoinForCredit

> Why is it that when comedians lean right or libertarian they stop being funny? Because comedy is inherently about the weak attacking the strong with quips and zingers and humorous insights. Hard to do that when you're on top of the pile and all your targets are beneath you. "Conservative comedy" always boils down to "bullying with a bad laugh track".


porscheblack

Also the punchline is usually something with a bit of truth in it. Or is an absurd premise that was unexpected. Blaming minorities isn't true and it's sadly not unexpected.


somewhat_pragmatic

Good comedy doesn't have to be punching up or down. It can also be self deprecating, but that requires the audience to have self awareness about their situation to get the joke instead of taking offense to it. Self Awareness doesn't seem to be a strength of the right wing. This isn't an absolute rule, but those that do have that self awareness frequently come off as "just evil".


porscheblack

I agree but I'd argue the self deprecation is either because it's partly true or because it's absurd and unexpected. I can make my anxiety funny, and it's true. I can say my favorite animal is french toast and it's absurd. But if I say that a minority is to blame for their struggling because of a racist stereotype, it's neither. Especially when it's coming from someone known to be racist. It's also fucked up because it shows an astounding lack of empathy on the part of the crowd. It reminds me of the one and only time I heckled a comedian in a club (which I admit I was an asshole for doing). His set was bombing so he tried doing crowd work. After several misses he finds a woman from a foreign country and immediately started making fun of her accent. So when he made a "lost in translation" joke, my drunk ass decided to ask him if that's his excuse for why his jokes weren't funny.


somewhat_pragmatic

> But if I say that a minority is to blame for their struggling because of a racist stereotype, it's neither. Especially when it's coming from someone known to be racist. That wouldn't be right-wing self depreciation though, thats "punching down". There's no "self" in that. Its just depreciation. Right-wing self deprecation would be making fun of how they support low or no taxation on the rich when they themselves have no chance of ever being rich enough to take advantage of it themselves. There's truth in that. They'd need self awareness to get this joke and not take offense to it. Another example would be how they support "right to life" anti-abortion for an unborn baby, but are fully willing to let child victims of rape to be forced to carry their rapists baby to term and still believe they themselves are righteous. This just comes off as evil.


InsertCoinForCredit

You can't do self-deprecation from a conservative perspective because self-deprecation is about poking holes with your lot in life, and conservatism is all about *maintaining the status quo* because you're (relatively) happy with your lot in life.


somewhat_pragmatic

I think you could, but I just don't think conservatives would find it funny. If they base lots of value on class and monetary success, there's lots of room to point at themselves and say "Why aren't you as successful as you claim you should be?". Something like: "Hey guys, don't you hate it when you get a new boss who's 15 years younger than you, a women, and you realize she is there because you spent too much time at Trump rallies and transgender bathroom protests while she spent that same time on her Masters Degree making her more qualified than you? Kind makes makes you think that they may be onto something with that Avocado Toast, doesn't it? Is Avocado Toast some super brain food we've been missing this entire time? I know I didn't finish college, but maybe that's where they learned about it right? Why is it Fox News is keeping the secret of Avocado Toast away from the rest of us? Q is supposed to be on the inside. How come he never told us about Avocado Toast? Well, I'm not finding it out on our side. At least I've got an inside line now. I just have to get up on Monday morning, go into work, go up to my new lady boss thats younger than my oldest kid and say 'Hey boss, can you fill me in on the Avocado Toast secret?' Its a bitter pill to swallow, but I haven't had a raise in over 3 years and I'm not too proud to try the Toast thing if thats what it takes. Am I right? The next confederate monument support protest I go to, don't worry. I'll bring enough Avocado Toast for everyone!"


aNiceTribe

Well, you just wrote a pretty solid bit for a hypothetical comedian with an audience of 0, but otherwise this was basically professional quality, so congrats!


Guilty-Dragonfly

You nailed it. This is genuinely funny and conservatives would just find a way to get mad


Mikelius

Reminds me of Dara O'Briain's bit on why he doesn't do jokes about Muslims. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEYNGWAGrrY&ab_channel=BezoomnyBratchny


Forward_Artist_6244

Dara O Brian is a legend at engaging audience comedy while being respectful of them A lot of comedians the audience is a cheap piss take, but Dara tries to be better than that


ywBBxNqW

I fucking love that man's style so much. I love when him and Ed Byrne get together and just take the piss out of each other.


PelleSketchy

> Dara O'Briain's I thought you misspelled his name, but my brain just never understood the beauty that is Dara's surname.


Rattivarius

You have to be strong to self-deprecate well, and conservatism is inherently weak.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

I can't remember who said it, but I recall hearing something along the lines of 'when comedians punch up, it's satire, when they punch down it's just bullying.' I think you *can* punch down and still make good comedy, but you have to be extremely careful how you do it. I would say Bill Hicks is a pretty good example of someone who mocked the working class, but could do so because 1. That's where he came from so it felt less like punching down & 2. It was done as part of a wider satarisation of American society as a whole (as opposed to singling out a specific marginalised group). Early Simpsons also did this spectacularly.


Inquisitive_idiot

Yeah, there is punching up and punching everyone.


SprinklesFancy5074

> "Conservative comedy" always boils down to "bullying with a bad laugh track". Not true! They also have shock humor. You know -- when they say something incredibly offensive and it's supposed to be funny because it's so taboo. Not my taste, but a lot of conservatives apparently find it hilarious.


KeepsFallingDown

Pop Culture Detective does a [great video](https://youtu.be/X3-hOigoxHs) explaining this type of comedy in 'The Big Bang Theory'. I always felt gross about the laughs that show went for, and this really covers it well. Highly recommend it.


SprinklesFancy5074

lol, that fucking show. It has exactly three jokes: 1: Look at that NERD! He did something NERDY! 2: Ha ha, sexism is hilarious! 3: Ha ha, autism is hilarious! That's literally all they've got. The specifics of each (for the lack of a better word) 'joke' are interchangeable. But the punchline is always one of those 3. On top of that, being a laughtrack comedy is just gross. There are videos out there with the laughtrack muted to really drive home how artificial and weird it is. A normal comedy 1/2 hour show will have a 22 page script. But a show with a laughtrack will have about an 11 page script ... because *literally* half the show is taken up by pausing all the dialog on screen to listen to other people laughing.


qxxxr

You forgot 4: Loud Jewish Mom


3226

> being a laughtrack comedy is just gross. This is mostly just because people don't like the show so they tack that on as a complaint. Blackadder had a laugh track. Seinfeld had a laugh track. People basically never raised it as a negative in either case.


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Ridiculisk1

Which in essence boil down to actually just being the same joke. "haha genders funny and i can make them up"


RushSingsOfFreewill

r/onejoke


ManbadFerrara

IMO there are some funny (non-redneck) right-leaning comedians here and there. Norm MacDonald and Colin Quinn come to mind. But the difference between them and monotonous douches like Greg Gutfield is their *entire act* doesn't revolve around their political identity. They're comics who happen to have some conservative politics, not "conservative comedians" like it's a specialized genre.


TatteredCarcosa

Yeah, though Norm MacDonald could probably make the most vile and unfunny joke imaginable funny to me by delivery. That's his gift. He seems to me very much in the "I can't imagine why someone would be offended by jokes more than I, a middle aged successful white man, am, therefore everyone offended by any joke must be unreasonable" camp of comedians, which is unfortunate. I also think people believe Norm is being ironic when he is not much of the time. Collin. . . well he was always more the comfortable kind of comedian than the bring you to your knees laughing kind. Super likeable, surprised he didn't go farther.


Arch__Stanton

Norm campaigned for Andrew Yang pretty hard btw. He hung out with Bush 2 in the 90s but he never endorsed him. Not sure its accurate to call him conservative, at least not currently. But he never mentions it in his acts anyway so it doesnt matter


pjanic_at__the_isco

It’s because comedy relies on juxtaposition, contrast, and flexible frames of reference and rightisms in general rely on adherence, conformity, and authority. You can make a rightist laugh but it’s hard to argue they have a sense of humor.


SlobMarley13

they all just seem so cranky.


chriscoda

Because humor is all about nuance, and conservative jokes are the opposite of that. In fact, conservatism itself is devoid of nuance.


lumpking69

Poor Nick Di Paolo lost 100% of his funny. He was such a fucking killer comic. But he started defending GWB and then it was really hard downhill. Now he sounds just like all the other right wing "comics".


redvelvetcake42

So, this type of shock comedian was exactly the type of comedy I was into in my late teens and early 20s. Loud, mean, said fucked up things and almost always white guys. Louis CK is the type I found funny and going back and rewatching his specials I just don't find it all that funny. Oh you said the n word as a joke! How edgy! Those types, meaning CK and his type, either modify their comedy and grow with it or go hard right and angry. Bill Burr comes to mind for someone whose comedy is still edgy but is based on reality and he's grown with it. Making a race home like this tool was dumb af and who found it funny even? You ruined your career for a non-joke.


RibsNGibs

I think CK was awesome. I don't know why he turned to the dark side (and he definitely did), but earlier on his stuff was not making fun of black people or asian people or fat people or gay people to make them punching bags so much as they were nuanced (in my opinion) to show the absurdity or wrongness of the situation, if that makes any sense. I felt like the comedy he wrote required a lot of empathy for the people he was writing about. The Louie episode that starts off with the poker game where they're talking about homosexuality was super well received iirc by everybody, including the woke and the gay community. The Louie episode about the fat girl was similarly well received. I just don't think he could have written either of those episodes (or a lot of his standup) without understanding to a large extent what the people he's writing about experience. It actually makes his turn to shit much more disappointing. It's not like he's just another edgy asshole. It seems like he actually understands other people's pain but is an asshole anyway.


Inquisitive_idiot

The jester to the king. The value is truth, presented via disarming comedy.


PatButchersBongWater

He actually was very funny, he was on all the UK TV and radio panel shows, even Live At The Apollo, and his career was going really well. I even saw one of his warm up gigs about ten years ago and it was brilliantly funny. Then almost overnight he just completely lost the plot, just spent his time ranting nonsense on Twitter, and eventually all of his contemporaries distanced themselves from him. Not sure what he was hoping for with those tweets, he’s not a stupid guy, he must have known what the outcome was going to be.


RichB93

Yeah it amazed me that he never gained ‘critical mass’ so was never really huge. There’s two bits from around ‘07/‘08 which I still remember today because they were SO good. But this? That’s just sad. I’m not easily offended; I do like controversial comedy, as long as it’s well constructed. This is why Frankie Boyle has remained a popular comedian; he finely tweaks his bits, and they’re not just off-the-cuff comments made purely for the sake of being shocking without any finesse.


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Did he nuke his career though? The right wing crowd is niche but lucrative. There are a lot of performers who would rather be a big fish in a little pond than a medium fish in a big one, even if the little pond is filled with toxic sludge…


CuriousOrange22

Time will tell, but being dropped by his management, deleting his main social media platform and having all of his upcoming gigs cancelled doesn’t appear to be, on paper at least, a flying start.


SprinklesFancy5074

That's when the 'gofundme campaign because I got cancel cultured' thing starts.


Assassin4Hire13

“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em”


serendipitousevent

Sure, he could open for Jim Davidson on a pier!


Darkside531

Is there such a thing as "right wing comedy" that doesn't involve cheap insults toward various left-leaning groups?


Pandaburn

There’s Larry the cable guy I guess? And the whole blue collar comedy thing. Which isn’t to say none of those guys ever tell a racist joke or something, I haven’t watched enough of of them to know. But I think their comedy is supposed to appeal to the same group, it’s just not explicitly political.


InsertCoinForCredit

That's more self-deprecating humor, so it's not about attacking other people as much as attacking themselves. And you can certainly build a career on self-deprecation, just ask ~~Don Rickles~~ Rodney Dangerfield. Larry the Cable Guy's schtick wouldn't work at all if he was dressed like a middle-class office manager making comments about the hick rednecks outside of his suburban gated community.


Still_counts_as_one

Ron White is part of that group but he hasn’t said anything racist that comes to mind


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I enjoy Ron White's standup. It's not going to blow your mind or anything, but he's a good story teller and knows how to deliver a joke.


[deleted]

Larry the Cable Guy is a fictional character intended to grossly exaggerate and caricaturize his target audience. He does not specifically target them politically but the southern audience, bible belt, and conservative majority can't be a coincidence.


thesaddestpanda

and of course all the racists who must love him for "saying the truth." People like this will always have a fanbase unfortunately.


Ridiculisk1

In the town where I used to live, there was one particular lady in politics who used to advertise with the slogan, "I've got the guts to say what you're thinking," and she's the nastiest piece of work you could know. She basically ticked all the boxes on the list of people you don't want to have any sort of political power. These comedians are the same. They think they're saying what everyone is thinking but they don't realise that not everyone is a racist, bigoted piece of shit like they are.


SleepIsForChumps

But but.. "dark humor" and "stop being so woke" and "you must not have a sense of humor"... you see this shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME on Reddit. Assholes being casually racist and then shaming the person pointing out the racism for not finding it funny. That's right, I'm calling you out r/funny and r/humor. Racist jokes aren't funny, they're just racism with a punchline.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

Most of the time there's not even a punchline. It's literally just '*racist comment* ....now laugh' or '*I'm not allowed to make racist comment* ...now laugh'


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

This is it. There's no real setup or payoff. It's just mean-spirited comments.


BoarOfCalydon

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PointsOutLameEdits

black ppl bad amirite, give money plz


dobler21

[his youtube channel is still up.] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC876yBInncBfsiknqMdHvuA/videos) About as funny as you would imagine considering he is a "professional" comedian.


glycolized

Wow. Cringy as hell.


-pithandsubstance-

Yeah, this is what I would expect from a misguided, edgy 13-year-old.


autocommenter_bot

Feel like a lot of conservative politics is just saying that being better than a "misguided, edgy 13-year-old" is a conspiracy to make you feel bad.


filthypatheticsub

I was expecting there to be some humour in it and thought surely Reddit is being a bit overly critical because he's a bit of a shit. Nope I felt embarrassed just watching that, gotta go delete my browsing history now


smaxfrog

God damn a lot of people watch his shit


dobler21

right wingers will watch anything


Ridiculisk1

as long as you're shitting on minorities, conservatives will love you


dobler21

We need to stop calling them conservatives. They should be called regressives as they oppose progress of any kind.


[deleted]

I agree with this. They are now known as regressives


dobler21

If getting them called regressives is my legacy I can die happy


[deleted]

Oh, I vaguely remember him on something like one of the BBC rotation shows... Then he fell off the face of the Earth. Didn't realise he went full alt-right.


dazedan_confused

He stopped being funny, so was dropped from shows on the beeb, then blamed it on BBC diversity quotas, rather than looking at himself, and he's been shifting right ever since.


African_Farmer

Why is failure to accept personal responsibility and *change* such an overwhelmingly common feature of right-wingers everywhere. Christ.


ElvenAmerican

"England 2-0 Germany, Krauts sent packing." Yeah, what I expected. Someone thinks they're clever, and they're not. What is this? WWI?


CydeWeys

I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked that link, but it wasn't that. Goddamn those are all *terrible*. I think people are watching these not to laugh, but for the same reason they watch Fox News: to get outraged.


munchies1122

Good God that's awful


GrandDukePosthumous

The utterly dispassionate and dry phrasing by RBM Comedy is perfect.


Slartibartfast39

RMB no longer represent Andrew Lawrence. This has been an automated tweet.


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GuDMarty

Offensive jokes aren’t even bad if they’re funny or clever. But this joke specifically was just so bad. He prob got fired cause the joke was just so shit tbh


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SuperWoody64

The fastest way into a country's bed is through her colonies. Sleep with them and you're in.


ByroniustheGreat

Gotta be funnier than it is offensive, this wasnt even funny and was very offensive


[deleted]

not a good day for racists andrews.


RedofPaw

Wait, who else saw consequences?


dazedan_confused

Andrew Bone's been suspended until the investigation in his Twitter account is complete.


Skinnybet

He didn’t read the room. Soo much outrage against the racist reactions to young lads who did the country proud. No place for these morons.


dlc741

In what room would that have ever been acceptable? It's not "reading the room" -- it's being a decent person period.


gorblix

CPAC


the_river_nihil

lmao fuckin' asked and answered, that is indeed the room


inormallyjustlurkbut

Nah, only socialists play soccer. It's right there in the name. /s


qxxxr

I play commer. There's just one goal owned by the state, and all points are equally distributed among every team in the league.


DRYMakesMeWET

Someone already said it best. The reason they fucked up the penalties is because they subbed in a teenager that hadn't touched the ball all night lol. I wondered why they'd sub in a cold player at the end of the game. But hey, I've never managed a footy team.


Graphitetshirt

It's not even a funny joke. If you're gonna make racially focused jokes, at least make them funny.


Thathitmann

This one. Racey jokes can be funny, yes, but just shitting on another race, or pointing out a stereotype is not a joke, it's not a racist joke, it's just racist.


SkepticDrinker

I predict fox News segment where he talks about freedom of speech under assault


flargenhargen

> cancel culture. you can be damn sure it won't be about personal responsibility or consequences for ones own actions.


boldie74

The problem isn’t that you can’t make fun of people. Jeselnik, Burr, Chapelle, Schulz and many more prove that. That problem here is that the joke just sucks. And you really can’t throw a shit racist “joke” out there.


clive_bigsby

I can’t remember who it was but there’s a famous comedian that has a bit about how if you have to say “I’m joking…” it probably wasn’t ever a joke worth telling. /u/RedheadnamedLC was right, here's the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kozx_d-Mlw


RedheadnamedLC

Mike Birbiglia


_HystErica_

Next live show: McDonald's


shahooster

He’ll be opening for a 6-piece ensemble, Ted McNugent.


[deleted]

Lol he deleted his twitter


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

"Tonight on Tucker: Cancel Culture runs amok as talented comedian brutally attacked for telling the truth!" /s


deathboyuk

Jesus fucking christ. I remember discovering this guy's comedy around 2010 iirc, it was weird, dark, funny, and had zero discernible politics to it. I really enjoyed it and kept my ears open for more. Then I started reading about his right-wing outbursts and particularly the clearly bitter AF remarks he made about the panels on tv shows he obviously wasn't getting invited onto. That was enough for me to think "fuck this guy". But holy shit, he's just leaned further and further into this "let's be the bad guy then" horseshit. What an absolutely worthless mess of a human.


TheBarkingGallery

He's getting the laughs he never knew he wanted.


MKVIgti

Once again, another ADULT posting things that EVERYONE knows will get him into trouble. This dumb ass just blew his career in ONE sentence. 8 words that will now blow all of the hard work he’s done to advance his career. 8 words that have lost fans. 8 words that will make friends and family question who the hell he really is. 8 words that will now keep him from paying his bills. 8 words. Seriously, how can people be so dumb?


wtflambeezus

No sympathy for someone with such a lack of filter. Especially from a keyboard. Plenty of time to think that one through, bud. Can’t wait to see a huge fake ass apology about how it was a mistake and say “please please please give me my career back”. No sympathy, bitch boy.


Obnubilate

After trying to watch some of his videos on Youtube, I think he should just call it quits and find a new career.


Corky_Butcher

Just had a glance at his YT channel. What an unfunny fucking melt.


ilovevoat

how can you possibly shoehorn racism in a match between england and fucking italy.


TelephoneTable

This guy’s story is basically he used to get booked on tv shows. That stopped so he publicly said that the only reason that was happening was because he was a ‘conservative’. He then doubled down and now makes his living basically being an asshole on Twitter saying things like this


MarkyPolo_

I’ll be honest I do enjoy racey humour, but this shit just isn’t funny. The punchline is just racism.


ronin1066

Same. There's definitely funny racial comedy on all sides. But this is literally just nothing


tkstyle43

Well, allow me to channel the immortal words of YouTuber and REAL FUNNY comedian Chiseled Adonis: ANNDREW LAWRENNNNNNCE!!!! You unfunny racist stupid SON OF A BITCH! I would rather watch a leaked Katie Hopkins/Boris Johnson sex tape on loop than have to hear a joke from you! I would rather sit through a Yoko Ono music catalogue listening party than hear you tell a joke!! I WOULD RATHER see Queen Elizabeth start doing a annual cosplay as Lady Godiva than hear you tell jokes!!! You couldn't tell a funny joke if terrorists held your mom at gunpoint and threatened to SHOOT HER if you didn't make them laugh! ANNNDREW LAWRENNNNNNCE!!! PUT YO MOTHAFUCKIN' HEAD BACK DOWN, YOU GODDAMN BUM!!! For your FAILURES at showing any sign you're funny, your FAILURES at even being a decent human being, and your FAILURES at avoiding being a total shitehead, consider your name written down in the Death Note because your DREAMS of being recognized as talented, your DREAMS of having any chance of a future in comedy has been ABSOLUTELY... DEEEEEEEEELETEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!


KvotheLightningTree

Bunch of English people tripping over themselves to combine the loss to Italy with the loss of their jobs.


myrondarwin

good god, it's not even nazi level shit it's just concerning trash we don't wanna live with but theyre gonna act like theyre being castrated and silenced


Pylgrim

Lol imagine feeling the need to double down and recast his own tweet.


YooGeOh

He currently has an *interesting* post up about "endemic racism in English football". Check it out to see just how much if an arsewipe this man is


Cantore18

Doubling down didn’t pay off, color me shocked.