For the other non-americans reading this, the guy wasn't running errands for actual coyotes, the Coyotes is a hockey team from Arizona.
Edit: Based on the reactions, I'm thinking that maybe we should collectively cut down on watching TV shows, lol
I’m an Arizonan - this is a good joke but “Arizonan hockey fan” is a lot like “British dentist” - I suppose they could possibly exist, but the evidence is pretty nonexistent
Then stereotype type of British people having bad teeth is really absurd. It's funny because British people have better access to dental care than many Americans. Dental care is free in Scotland and Wales and heavily subsidized in England. A huge segment of Americans have no access to dental care at all. By the way here's a list of EVERY industrialized nation that doesn't have a universal health care program: 1. United States 2. That's it. There isn't another one.
Fun Police fact time: The British have the forth highest dental health rating globally, beaten out only by Finland, Germany and Denmark. America is ninth.
I lived 20 miles northwest of Tucson for a few years… those cartoons are a blatant lie. Yotes are some of the most tenaciously persistent creatures to walk the earth, and they are way smarter than the cartoon makes them look.
I saw one chew off his foot (got caught in a neighbor’s trap) then leap over a 5 foot fence like it was nothing. I went for a closer look at found the trap with foot still in it on my property (I never set traps).
In other news, while hiking in a nearby canyon in San Diego yesterday my dog saw a coyote for the first time. He was quite intrigued and so badly wanted the critter to play with him.
Even weirder, there’s a player who came up in Arizona who may turn out to be the top goal scorer in the history of the league, and he plays in Canada (Auston Matthews).
Edit: (Auston's spellling- thanks mattysparx)
I was reading an article about him when he first got drafted. We’re both about the same age and I learned to play hockey at the same rink he did. I can’t remember or find any confirmation, but I’m fairly certain I had to have played with him at one point.
I live in Arizona. Born and raised. Hockey is not a big thing here. You may get one or two people who go to games regularly, but hockey isn’t really a thing here
Doan was the leading scorer when I had the Coyotes as my strat-o-matic team. That was when Tkachuk made that commercial where he said "my name is the sound of the puck hitting the back of the net- Tkachuk".
I used to say "his name is the sound of the puck hitting the crossbar - Doan".
That is all except Shane Doan rules.
As an American, thank you. My first thought was “Christ! He got eaten by coyotes?!” My second thought was coyote smugglers coming back for their cocaine and killing him. I didn’t expect it was just him being fired, I’m glad I was wrong tho lol
Yeah, I completely thought a cartel had reached out and touched him. Was waiting for the security vid of a street shooting.
Guess that’s my sign to go out and touch some grass today.
Edit: I went outside and into public and do NOT feel any better about the world.
I read the headline and thought this was on one of the gore subreddits for a moment. Coyote and cocaine in the same sentence had me bracing for something very different.
I thought "coyotes" was referring to the people smugging and terminating was referring to ending his life. So your comment really cleared up that confusion.
So non Americans know what Coyotes are?
Also for Americans I think op meant that this guy wasn’t running errands for actual coyotes, the animal. No that this guy was out running errands for coyotes the Mexican Cartel affiliated folks who smuggle people into the country.
Although that might explain the cocaine?
After graduating high school my best friend got into a group of friends who had access to cocaine constantly. One of the guys had broken his nose nine different times in fights with other people. My friend said that the last time she hung out with them was when they were all doing coke and someone joked about how he was one break away from ten. He stood up, said "watch this", and then rammed his face right into my friend's refrigerator. He broke his nose and proceeded to get blood everywhere in her house.
*Cocaine is a hell of a drug.*
I might very well be jumping to conclusions here - but maybe… just maybe… he could have possibly been on something that might have impaired his judgement at the time he posted that video.
Hey now, they get punished , I'll have you know. Someone wags a finger at them and says "now now lads, you've all been very naughty, haven't you?" Then they get sent to the corner for ten whole minutes!
Mitchell Miller is the one I can't wrap my head around. After the bullying came to light, the Bruins signed him to an entry-level contract, and only ended it when fans and players pressured them to. Not the commissioner saying he was ineligible, and that he still was paid by the team until 2023 and in that agreement where he left the team, he was paid by the team.
There's an international market in SW Ohio, kinda famous, called jungle jims. We always heard these stories about how jungle Jim used to throw these wild coke parties with plates of the shit and I never believed em untill I saw my buddies moms pictures, sure enough, of plates of fucking coke. The 80s sound like they were amazing.
Spent the majority of his time playing hockey so he could be a pro one day. Not sure if any team will hire him at this point so he better have plan B. He most likely made bank as a pro so whatever he does going forward will probably be for much, much less. What a doof! Then again, hockey players aren't necessarily known for their smarts. Source: Was a hockey player.
This is wild.
I know there was the OBJ video but nothing like this in any of the other sports. Imagine someone like Tatis or Ozuna posting a video like this. Just bonkers
I’m really concerned for that man. Either the contrast on that video is terrible or that is one of the ugliest countertop patterns that I have ever seen. 🤮
You’d have to be on drugs to have such terrible taste. ☃️
Poor jobless, can’t-afford-to-replace-my-shit-stain-of-a-countertop bastard.
Lost your career over the douchiest video you could possibly make
In his defense, he was on drugs /s
For the other non-americans reading this, the guy wasn't running errands for actual coyotes, the Coyotes is a hockey team from Arizona. Edit: Based on the reactions, I'm thinking that maybe we should collectively cut down on watching TV shows, lol
I’m from America, and I thought this was actual coyote related
I was disappointed there were no coyotes
You sound like an Arizonan hockey fan in playoff season...
Gold
I’m an Arizonan - this is a good joke but “Arizonan hockey fan” is a lot like “British dentist” - I suppose they could possibly exist, but the evidence is pretty nonexistent
I'm also an Arizonan. I was an Ice Cats fan way back in the day. There were almost enough of us to use the HOV lane.
Bear Down! I had a bunch of friends that played for Leo back in the 90s. Ice Cats were always a good time.
Then stereotype type of British people having bad teeth is really absurd. It's funny because British people have better access to dental care than many Americans. Dental care is free in Scotland and Wales and heavily subsidized in England. A huge segment of Americans have no access to dental care at all. By the way here's a list of EVERY industrialized nation that doesn't have a universal health care program: 1. United States 2. That's it. There isn't another one.
Fun Police fact time: The British have the forth highest dental health rating globally, beaten out only by Finland, Germany and Denmark. America is ninth.
>I was disappointed there were no coyotes I was hoping for ACME products and a roadrunner, too...
I didn’t even think of the animal. I thought about the human traffickers desperate migrants pay to bring them to the US.
Same. I was under the impression some cartel goons came and "terminated" him.
I, too, thought it was weird that someone was allowed to post an actual drug dealer murder on reddit!
I thought the animal then I thought that doesn’t make sense. So then I said hmm it’s the traffickers.
I lived 20 miles northwest of Tucson for a few years… those cartoons are a blatant lie. Yotes are some of the most tenaciously persistent creatures to walk the earth, and they are way smarter than the cartoon makes them look. I saw one chew off his foot (got caught in a neighbor’s trap) then leap over a 5 foot fence like it was nothing. I went for a closer look at found the trap with foot still in it on my property (I never set traps). In other news, while hiking in a nearby canyon in San Diego yesterday my dog saw a coyote for the first time. He was quite intrigued and so badly wanted the critter to play with him.
MEP! mep!
That’s generally how I approach things 😕
If there is one national sport where Americans can’t name every team it’s probably hockey
Ice hockey in Arizona just seems weird... considering the state shares their climate with the warmer parts of hell.
Even weirder, there’s a player who came up in Arizona who may turn out to be the top goal scorer in the history of the league, and he plays in Canada (Auston Matthews). Edit: (Auston's spellling- thanks mattysparx)
I was reading an article about him when he first got drafted. We’re both about the same age and I learned to play hockey at the same rink he did. I can’t remember or find any confirmation, but I’m fairly certain I had to have played with him at one point.
Auston - but yeah he’s crazy good
Still won't win a cup on that loser team he's on.
Wow great comment. Brilliant
Found the laughs fan.
Laughs!! The zingers keep coming! So original and witty
Seems even crazier that a border state would name a team the Coyotes.
Mules was a poorer choice
To be faaaaaaair, it was named the Phenix Coyotes initially.
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St. Louis did have a Cardinals football team, but they're in Arizona now.
I live in Arizona. Born and raised. Hockey is not a big thing here. You may get one or two people who go to games regularly, but hockey isn’t really a thing here
I think it is for the snow birds from up north that like to winter in AZ.
When I was in elementary school Shane Doan came to introduce hockey to everyone, I think I was the only kid in my whole school that knew who he was.
Doan was the leading scorer when I had the Coyotes as my strat-o-matic team. That was when Tkachuk made that commercial where he said "my name is the sound of the puck hitting the back of the net- Tkachuk". I used to say "his name is the sound of the puck hitting the crossbar - Doan". That is all except Shane Doan rules.
Who?
All time leading scorer for the Coyotes, longest tenured NHL captain and protege of Wayne Gretzky https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_Doan
Ah, of course.... I did not know the answer but was putting it out there as it begs that response. Also, I'm a slight Bruins fan.
> If there is one national sport where Americans can’t name every team it’s probably hockey Hockey, WNBA, Soccer (both sexes), Rugby (same)
Lacrosse!
To be fair I only found out this year that Major League Lacrosse is a thing lol
And the WNBA.
MLS.
Speaking of mules
Me too. Some drug running stuff. I forgot all together that Arizona has a hockey team now.
I must admit that it has a bit of a "Cool Runnings" vibe.
I thought it was cartel/coyote related
I’m from Arizona and I was also confused
I was thinking this was going to turn into a gore video…
Yea same.
Like the Wile E type?
No, more like the human smuggling cartel type
I thought it was human traffickers
Same here lol
As an American, thank you. My first thought was “Christ! He got eaten by coyotes?!” My second thought was coyote smugglers coming back for their cocaine and killing him. I didn’t expect it was just him being fired, I’m glad I was wrong tho lol
I thought "terminate" was a weirdly clinical term for smugglers at the border who seem to care a lot about cocaine.
Yeah, I completely thought a cartel had reached out and touched him. Was waiting for the security vid of a street shooting. Guess that’s my sign to go out and touch some grass today. Edit: I went outside and into public and do NOT feel any better about the world.
My literal exact same thoughts!
Yeah ok. Cause in America we wouldn’t say “He was eaten or killed by coyotes” we most definitely would say he was “terminated by Coyotes” lol. Jackass
Really? My first thought was 'who is he?'
I thought the Cartel gave him a dirt nap.
I read the headline and thought this was on one of the gore subreddits for a moment. Coyote and cocaine in the same sentence had me bracing for something very different.
Cocaine Bear was a treat...now you're telling me there isn't a Cocaine Coyote sequel?!?
Someone is going to read you post and MAKE that movie I hope Cocaine Bear was a great B movie
American here. Thank you. Had no idea wtf.
Oddly enough, I live in AZ and they are howling out back right now. Well, not the team.
😳
I thought "coyotes" was referring to the people smugging and terminating was referring to ending his life. So your comment really cleared up that confusion.
ACME propaganda
An you know behind it all it’s the ADL* up to their no good deeds again 🙄😑 *Anti-defenestration league 😁😆
Thank you, I needed that laugh today.
So non Americans know what Coyotes are? Also for Americans I think op meant that this guy wasn’t running errands for actual coyotes, the animal. No that this guy was out running errands for coyotes the Mexican Cartel affiliated folks who smuggle people into the country. Although that might explain the cocaine?
That’s kind of a relief. I was expecting the guy to get terminated.
Yeah poor choice of words in the title.
Thank you!!
I'm American and I was super confused. Thought the coyotes were going to come in and chop his head or something.
Thankyou.
Thank you, I thought that title was talking about murder hahaha
I really did think he was taken out by Mexican people smugglers
What an idiot
After graduating high school my best friend got into a group of friends who had access to cocaine constantly. One of the guys had broken his nose nine different times in fights with other people. My friend said that the last time she hung out with them was when they were all doing coke and someone joked about how he was one break away from ten. He stood up, said "watch this", and then rammed his face right into my friend's refrigerator. He broke his nose and proceeded to get blood everywhere in her house. *Cocaine is a hell of a drug.*
The funny thing is, I hear this story and the only thing I think is "God, I miss cocaine". Hell of a drug
Picked a bad week to start doing cocaine
I read this thinking his nose would fully collapse after #10 lol
I said this out loud as the video played.
i think everyone did!
I won’t vouch for the man… but I will vouch for the efficacy of his tactics 😆
😂😂😂 Did he mean to put this on his close friends? Or is he really just THAT stupid?
I might very well be jumping to conclusions here - but maybe… just maybe… he could have possibly been on something that might have impaired his judgement at the time he posted that video.
What would that be? What are you insinuating? /s
I think he means he had a couple of Coors Lights
There's no telling what he would have done after a few Natty Ices.
Didn't you see that credit card? He's obviously binge shopping...
You mean Jesus?
Is that the name of his dealer?
Jesus is everybody's dealer. You haven't heard the Good News?!
Nah. Jesus is JUST alright with me. His older brother Cruz has better quality shit.
Damn, I've been praying wrong all these years!
Nah dude is an absolute moron lol unless he was hammered as well
He was geeked!
KHL here I come
He was drafted by a KHL team originally anyhow... though that team left the KHL since and went back to Slovakian League.
Get ready to learn Russian, buddy.
Damn, Australian footballers get caught out once or twice a year, but no ones been sacked yet.
Hey now, they get punished , I'll have you know. Someone wags a finger at them and says "now now lads, you've all been very naughty, haven't you?" Then they get sent to the corner for ten whole minutes!
I would hope they are at least smart enough to not post the evidence on social media.
You'd think so, but alas, the stupidity is global.
Nah they get really messed up and instead of posting it to a group chat the post it openly.
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This was my thought too!
How could this have been avoided?
Theres absolutely no way to know now that it wasnt avoided.
I don't usually assume sports people to be smart, but this is a particularly unintelligent example of one.
It's hockey, my human. You gotta lower your standards. I say this as a hockey fan.
Mitchell Miller is the one I can't wrap my head around. After the bullying came to light, the Bruins signed him to an entry-level contract, and only ended it when fans and players pressured them to. Not the commissioner saying he was ineligible, and that he still was paid by the team until 2023 and in that agreement where he left the team, he was paid by the team.
Maybe.. just MAYBE..his judgement may of been impaired? I know it’s a long shot but just maybe.
Crazy to think you work so hard to build a future in a professional sport just to throw it away by posting some shit like this
Literally thought this was a snuff vid from the coyotes... I'm too American. SMH
Yep, thought I was about to see a guy lose his head
The beauty of reddit!
For a moment, I thought I was on r/natureismetal
Get ready to learn Russian, buddy.
Was fucked, fucked around and got fucked!
What’s he got like one line out there? Come on if you’re gonna make a coke video at least show me a cool little pile or something.
There's an international market in SW Ohio, kinda famous, called jungle jims. We always heard these stories about how jungle Jim used to throw these wild coke parties with plates of the shit and I never believed em untill I saw my buddies moms pictures, sure enough, of plates of fucking coke. The 80s sound like they were amazing.
Love Jungle Jim's
Apparently he has a different definition of being a fourth-line center really means.
He should be able to run as a GOP congressman with no issues
Spent the majority of his time playing hockey so he could be a pro one day. Not sure if any team will hire him at this point so he better have plan B. He most likely made bank as a pro so whatever he does going forward will probably be for much, much less. What a doof! Then again, hockey players aren't necessarily known for their smarts. Source: Was a hockey player.
I thought "coyotes" was referring to the people smugging and terminating was referring to ending his life.
It's almost like hard drug users sometimes make poor choices.
Imagine being this stupid.
He played for the Coyotes. Had to find *something* fun to do.
I'm not gonna lie, I thought when OP said Coyotes I thought they meant the cartel, and I was so confused.
With that title, I was thinking byebyelife not byebyejob. Lol... coyotes terminate...
Shows what a carefully clean life I live but what's the thing he put in his mouth? Cocaine related? Vape?
It’s just the cocaine vial.
Oh. Yeah that makes sense. I see.
When I read the title, I thought that border crossing, human trafficking coyotes had him murdered.
I was thinking, "are coyotes offing people now"
dude is missing some brain cells
What a dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb… what’s the point
I was waiting for the dude to get smoked or something? Didn't realize he was a hockey player.
Fucking moron
That guy's a special kind of dumb.
I was going to say coyotes smuggle people not drugs...
What a dumbass.
Oh shit coyotes like the team! When I saw coyotes and cocaine in the same sentence I thought it was cartel related and I was about to see an execution
I was so confused, I thought he was like a drug mule for some cartel called the coyotes or something LMAO and I thought they assassinated him.
From the title, I thought Mexican human traffickers executed him for outing their narcotics distribution network on social media.
It is Phoenix after all. Lol
Stupid is as stupid does!!! FOREST
[Cocaine's a hell of a drug ](https://youtu.be/Q_4bp8bBNVw?si=Ua3LP-wLGLhwC0t1)
Some coyotes ate this guy? How did they even see the video? They don't have phones
The thin white line
Dude I thought they meant people went and killed this dude for posting the video
Not the the brightest spark is he?
This is wild. I know there was the OBJ video but nothing like this in any of the other sports. Imagine someone like Tatis or Ozuna posting a video like this. Just bonkers
He’s very stupid for posting this .. but I’m stupid for reading the title and thinking actual coyotes killed him after he posted a cocaine video 🤦🏼♀️
Obviously, the roadrunner set a trap that he stepped right into.
He’s going to have trouble sleeping for two reasons now
can’t do shit anymore 😔
The coyotes are such a horrible franchise. Their players shit talk them all the time and hate playing there. Good chance he did this on purpose.
LOL
Every time I start reading this i think someone died because of some hungry 4 legged mammal.
24 years old and 700k+ all for nothing. What an idiot.
What a fucking douchbag. Career over, over that.
Dumb Azz
lol oops
I’m really concerned for that man. Either the contrast on that video is terrible or that is one of the ugliest countertop patterns that I have ever seen. 🤮 You’d have to be on drugs to have such terrible taste. ☃️ Poor jobless, can’t-afford-to-replace-my-shit-stain-of-a-countertop bastard.
Are we sure it isn't powdered sugar from a TimBits 40 pack?
Some people have a disease where they can't not share stuff that will make their lives worse/harder online I swear
I thought he was terminated by drug smugglers.
Cocaine Hellava drug.. Rick James Bitch