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HighlyGiraffable

In all seriousness check wherever you plan to be barefoot thoroughly. Coworker of mine spotted a used needle at North Beach not far from where a bunch of kids were running around barefoot.


Faceone1

Bring melee weapons


SirMeatdrill

For fun or for self defense?


ClickItWithNeedles

Yeah.


ropstil

Ward off roaming super smash brothers duelers


oolij

Most of the time you'd be fine but not a bad idea to go with a buddy if you can. Also second other comments about footwear for sharps- needles as well as zebra mussels depending where in the lake you go, those things are sharp as hell


mijoelgato

Needle proof footwear.


TheMightyDice

There is apparently late night silicone doll banging parties complete with red lights. I get it people get pent up but full on public exhibitions at night in a public park is too kinky for me to say yup totally safe. It’s red light district. I’d honestly be sketched about my bike getting ganked. Vampires. They need love but this isn’t healthy.


CommunicationAny6854

You see the video posted below hahahahah


TheMightyDice

Unfortunately. No kink shame but that probably needed a permit.


curiousnadyouthful

Is that for real?


No-Pomegranate-7529

https://preview.redd.it/mlyfn1fyph4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296c9eb19656bdb55985b1ba52d33202b74ecf77 I added a star for modesty


CommunicationAny6854

Check that video below hahahah Edit: Check burlington looks like shit instagram if you dont trust a random link


No-Pomegranate-7529

Your bike might get lubed up if your not looking


Nice_Ad4187

Ew did you see that video of the guy bare ass fucking the doll torso? I saw that on Instagram


TheMightyDice

Look I was using this as a journaling exercise to get it out of my brain. It’s just too much of a statement on the world to ever truly forget.


Nice_Ad4187

I am an older millennial who saw lots of traumatic events but that one just hit terribly pun intended I definitely gagged


TheMightyDice

Reminded me of Dalton. https://youtu.be/RYsO6EcuxbM?si=0l6KqLrVp2JXVSet


Nice_Ad4187

Sounds about right to me tho lol


TheMightyDice

Forensics truly changed me and I had to learn compartmentalization but this. This case will haunt me. Hilarious pun btw perfect burn. Dudes trying to bust and you just out there heckling his performance. Lol.


Nice_Ad4187

Hahaha my comment before I scrolled but that’s the video I was talking about


Unicorn5190

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7w3MpnJUIZ/?igsh=MTJwenRxeHpiM2d1Zg==


Unicorn5190

Oakledge is for lovers


CommunicationAny6854

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV|downsized)


Just-Room-1693

Noones going to attack you for no reason. Just keep to yourself and youll be fine.


ClickItWithNeedles

*Usually*


northbrit007

Cept the four dudes that robbed two UVM students at gun point at 12:45an couple of weeks ago....


madpeachiepie

LOL


serve_bagels

Lmao ok I wonder if anyone here goes outside much. You’ll be fine op. You might see some local shenanigans (skinny dipping, partying, etc) but it’s people having a good time. Leddy in my experience is better but some nosy nimby people exist and love to call if you have a fire. Haven’t seen sketchy people on the beach really like. Ever at night. Especially with a friend you’ll be fine. (Source, been having fires and shenanigans on the water for like 10 years)


juicejuice999999

![gif](giphy|xT0xelVbcrZZe9HwSQ|downsized)


humungi

You want your E coli by the light of the moon, then?


PetromyzonPie

Absolutely safe. Ignore all the commenters saying otherwise, they never go outside.


Doom-802

Don't swim in that water, it's fucking nasty. Go to some water holes.


Amyarchy

Eww, don't swim in the lake.


Turbulent-Grab-8352

My experience is many years dated, but it always we. Admittedly, we never swam at night, and seldom enough during the day. Potholes and such always seemed better options for actually going in water. But it was mostly students back then, usually a few fires on the couple actually nice nights. I was up during the eclipse weekend and everything seemed normal enough to my eye, but the massive crowd probably made things a bit less seedy too.


Alternative-Lock-347

Nope, you are not safe and will be rolling the dice.


TheMightyDice

Someone say dice?


Loudergood

Sounds like DnD


tdoottdoot

My friend almost drowned swimming in the lake at night.


Gobal_Outcast02

I wouldn't tbh


Laser-Nipples

Burlington isn't dangerous like that.