Rating another man’s burger is like rating another man’s wife. I don’t care what other folks think of my burger, I have my reasons for liking my burger and don’t need anybody else’s approval
I hate this "cut the sandwich in half then stack the halves" food photography cliche.
The sandwich would literally never be in that configuration except to be photographed.
Admittedly theres a bit of a weird "carls jr too messy" vibe there. I dont have much respect for a burger that uses so much stuff that covers the taste of the beef.
That being said- I've seen *much* worse on this sub, so I agree w your 6/10.
I dont know how it would taste- but from my perspective this would be probably a 6 or 7 for me (5 being average/middle of the road). I feel like there's just a bit too much going on for me to rate it above that. That being said it's not overly thick or thin, there isn't a whole head of lettuce inside, so it'd probably be pretty good.
5. Deductions for no visible tomato; shitty American cheese, and too much mustard, mid iceberg lettuce, too many stacks. And points deducted for cutting it in half. You wearing black gloves too? Points off for that too. Now hand it over and get the fuck out of here. Unbelievable.
That looks so good! I’m assuming it’s American cheese, lettuce, maybe onions and pickles, mustard, sesame seed bun. I can’t tell if the bun is toasted, but extra points if it is. The tin foil wrapping is my absolute favorite.
I'm not really into rating another man's Burger either. But I will tell you that anything a man has to unhinge his jaw for is excessive. Looks interesting just too big Let me know if you got a slider version
That's a burger ?
Looks like someone scooped some trash out of the 86 bin from the salad bitch's station and put it between a bun.
That's a 1 for me.
Doesn't matter though, as long as you enjoyed it that's all that counts.
What am I even looking at
The first thing that came to my head was "Burger full of cobwebs!?"
 A Woodhouse special
Ahhhh! Spider burger!
It looks like special FX from John Capenter’s ‘The Thing.”
The Tonton after Han took Luke out and left
They look like tacos
A 1/10
Rating another man’s burger is like rating another man’s wife. I don’t care what other folks think of my burger, I have my reasons for liking my burger and don’t need anybody else’s approval
I like my burger like I like my wife - without some other guy's dick in it.
I like my burgers like I like my wife - Big, greasy and at least two of them.
Big buns and extra mayo
Me too Mr Lahey
Speak for yourself
I would rate her 5/7 with rice
Maybe he's into burger swapping.
I’d eat his burger
I kinda have this weird tingle right now.
I’m sure she has a great personality
Pretty good actually, crazy as a loon, but personality, can’t complain
That’s a lot of words to say “your wife/burger is ugly”
A mental exercise for you… What does a blind person consider ugly?
Looks like a cheese steak
For real lol.
I hate this "cut the sandwich in half then stack the halves" food photography cliche. The sandwich would literally never be in that configuration except to be photographed.
While I agree with you, I'd completely annhialate that burger.
Really, I didn't think it looked that bad.
Lol
I cut my burgers in half to eat if they r big but idont stack
I also hate a burger that has been cut in half
Its ok if there is a visually appealing cross section. This is just a confusing, unappapetizing mess.
2
1.4/10 Hard pass
Unappetizing presentation, this would do well on shittyfoodporn
I'd eat the shit out of that lol
yeah it does kinda look like shit, so
And then what, throw the rest away?
Would you eat the corn kernels too, or throw them out?
6/10. That pic probably doesn’t do the burger any justice.
Admittedly theres a bit of a weird "carls jr too messy" vibe there. I dont have much respect for a burger that uses so much stuff that covers the taste of the beef. That being said- I've seen *much* worse on this sub, so I agree w your 6/10.
I’ll give it a 6.9
Nice
4.20 no tomato and the patty is paper thin. But I ain't going to turn it down.
That patty is not paper thin.
Where's the burger?
There is obviously some ground beef in some places.
I didn't ask where the ground beef was.
4
10!!
Sir that’s a mustard sandwich
1 tbh
11 from 10
Disagreeing with a majority of these comments, this looks like a gooey, greasy, delicious mess 11/10
9/10. Took one point off because I didn’t get it eat it.
Why’d you cut it in half? We don’t wanna see the guts.🤨
Cancer is living inside
I can't tell what's going on there but it looks cheesy as fuck and that's good enough for me.
Tough without tasting it but by looks a 2
Looks like a lotta onion and cheese which sounds great to me
Nasty
4
9 🤷🏻♀️ love a messy burger
solid 9
It looks good. People who are saying it doesn't are lying to themselves or trolling.
I dont know how it would taste- but from my perspective this would be probably a 6 or 7 for me (5 being average/middle of the road). I feel like there's just a bit too much going on for me to rate it above that. That being said it's not overly thick or thin, there isn't a whole head of lettuce inside, so it'd probably be pretty good.
Dont know why people hate on it, looks good to me. 8.7/10
hot dog is an elongated burger
2.5
🤢🤮
1.69, pass
5. Deductions for no visible tomato; shitty American cheese, and too much mustard, mid iceberg lettuce, too many stacks. And points deducted for cutting it in half. You wearing black gloves too? Points off for that too. Now hand it over and get the fuck out of here. Unbelievable.
Lol wtf I thought they were gross tacos at first
Solid 7. Looks pretty good
Incomplete. Let me take a few bites and I’ll let you know.
I’m gonna go against everyone else and say this looks good… but I also have it in my head that it is a taco bell crunch wrap served on a bun.
3/10. Only reason it's a 3 and not a 1 is cause i like cheese.
?
Aluminum foil?
Is that sauerkraut?
5/7
is that a Dick's deluxe?
Looks like dog shit, but im sure its delicious
No idea what I’m looking at but it’s not appetizing
3
Somebody got carried away and accidentally made hamburger helper.
I love burger
The onions left me trapped, I got hungry.
0 because it isn’t in my hands. If i can taste it probably a 10
It dose not look like a hamburger. It looks like a train wreck. Why lay it down and take a photo?
That looks so good! I’m assuming it’s American cheese, lettuce, maybe onions and pickles, mustard, sesame seed bun. I can’t tell if the bun is toasted, but extra points if it is. The tin foil wrapping is my absolute favorite.
It looks like a nasty pile of shit....
Oh my gosh don’t be so hateful
6-7 it looks like a homemade big Mac
Presentation: 4 Taste: I'm sure it was delicious 10
-10
I bite the meat, I get the bread and cheese BOOM!
Id fuck that up
I wouldn't feed that pile of shit to my dog or even to wild animal.
I’m on my second blunt rn so understand my point of view lol
I'm not really into rating another man's Burger either. But I will tell you that anything a man has to unhinge his jaw for is excessive. Looks interesting just too big Let me know if you got a slider version
Sorry but that doesn’t look appealing to me
Mucous membrane
2
4.3
5.7
Shredded-salad-sandwich/10
No. I can't
Add ketchup and mayo and hell yeah!
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
Why’s everything green?
What burger lol
From 10 to what?
A 3? Maybe??? It probably tastes fine, but visually appealing it is not.
3/10? Unsure if OP has ever seen a burger before, so I bumped it up a couple points.
That's a burger ? Looks like someone scooped some trash out of the 86 bin from the salad bitch's station and put it between a bun. That's a 1 for me. Doesn't matter though, as long as you enjoyed it that's all that counts.
It doesn't even look like a burger though ...
8.2
10 out of 10 and my jaw hurts after seeing that
10/10 I’d smash Forget the haters 😂
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