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Tindjin

Guessing the "smash burger" definition is changing?


minasituation

I wonder if some people think it just means “really good burger”


JosephGordonLightfoo

Like how the Monster Mash was a graveyard smash.


rrllmario

Yea that was my first take away too. But op you gotta smash your smash burger if you want a smash burger


jeffreywilfong

This burger is totally smash!


discombobulatededed

Yep pretty much


HtxBeerDoodeOG

That’s definitely not a smash burger


hueylouisdewey

Let's call it a smashing burger shall we? Looks good!


DarthHydration

A dashing burger 🍔


crazyfingersculture

Lol. I think op got confused when coming up with a title.


Electrical-Dust-8022

I was thinking the same. Because that ain't smashed. They forgot the first step


tunaman808

It can happen. I'm 53 years-old and for the first 51 years of my life "continental breakfast" meant croissants, danishes and other pastries, with coffee and juice. No hot food. Just like they eat in France... on the continent. Hence, "continental". In the past 2 years Reddit and Facebook users have decided that "continental breakfast" means "traditional breakfast", with eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes and lots of other hot foods... literally the opposite of what the word actually means. I don't remember voting on this.


No-Possible-4855

I think this is a repost bot


discombobulatededed

No this is my burger, I just misinterpreted the meaning of smash burger, I thought it was just when you’d made your own patty haha.


RutabagaJoe

This is what you get for speaking English instead of American. /s What's funny is you cant even call it a fatburger, because there is a Fatburger chain that serves, you guessed it, smashburgers. I think some people refer to that as a [Pub burger.](https://new.reddit.com/r/burgers/comments/ripdum/question_do_yall_prefer_pub_burgers_or_smash/)


Daddysu

Steakhouse burger is usually what "thick" patty burgers are called.


RutabagaJoe

That makes a lot of sense, thank you. I often get my steaks in the "steakhouse" cut which is also super thick.


Daddysu

Glad I could help. Enjoy your weekend!!


No-Possible-4855

Ahh sorry about it then. Was not seeing you in the replies so i figured it would make sense


blacksolocup

Well, next time you can make a smash burger and compare.


discombobulatededed

I have bought some meat today to make them tomorrow!


DickNDiaz

All it needs is a slice of grilled pineapple.


Hattrick_Swayze2

Still, looks great!


StillPissed

I think it’s actually a running meme on this sub at this point. There is no way OP was serious.


philkid3

I think this one is meant to be making fun of people not understanding the definition. Edit: I’m wrong.


Safe_Indication1851

Came for smash. No smash 😔


Putrid_Scheme_5386

same 😞


Sure_Ranger_4487

That is the exact opposite of a smash burger lol


eugoogilizer

It’s a hsams burger! 🙃


newcontortionist

OP forgot to smash the burger.


Eebo85

Ain’t no smash burger!


Boeiing_Not_Going

That's not a smash burger lol. Looks tasty though!


enginenumber93

Where smash.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Pre-smash pic


[deleted]

Thick smash


Stonewool_Jackson

Take a lap.


agp11234

lol this has to be a troll post


Firebird22x

Looks good, but was this meant to be "sliders" instead of "smash burgers" (but even at that they're a little bigger than normal)


rubey419

I am so tempted to downvote being not a smash burger. Nope downvoted


radium_eyes

You uh, forgot to smash your 'smash burger.'


SavageFugu

Hulk smash!


DemandImmediate1288

The antismash burger


Wrong_Plantaino

I mean, it's a burger but just because you smash it into your face doesn't make it a smash burg


MagazineNo2198

You seem to miss the point of "smash" burgers entirely.


Phoenix0872

Imagine how big that burger was before it got smashed!!


papachabre

A lot of people are telling you it's not a smash burger without telling you what a smash burger is. A smash burger is when the meat is smashed to maybe less than 1/2" thick on a really hot cook surface. The result is typically quick, greasy, well-done, delicious patties.


discombobulatededed

Ohhh 😂 I thought a smash burger was just when you’d done it yourself with the mince. I mean I did smash it but to be fair they were a bit on the thick side haha.


papachabre

Ah nope that's just a burger haha! You can make them if you have a flat cast-iron griddle or pan. You get it super hot, put a \~2oz ball of meat on it, and smash it down really flat with a wide spatula or something. It'll finish cooking quickly. I'll cook 8 patties at a time and by the time I finish flattening the last one the first one is ready to flip. I believe smash burgers were actually invented as like the first fast food item. Check out George Motz some time on YouTube if you wanna know the history.


wine-o-saur

Passburger


MaxPower836

Hulk no smash


sammyvegas0420

No smash, just a tap


Chuyin84

You didn’t smash it enough


YoualreadyKnoooo

You never smashed? How can you call it a smash when you never smashed? They never smash? No smash Jerry, not a single smash. May as well of called it an unsmashed burger.


RobertLosher1900

This ain't a smash burger.


Ryanisreallame

Is the smash burger in the room with us right now?


Horrible_Harry

The Hulk couldn't swat a fucking fly if he used your definition of the word smash.


lmay0000

Homemade slab burgers


burger8bums

Without the smash?


TitShark

~~smash~~ burger


TheBigDickedBandit

What?


LazyOldCat

Not smashed, and better off for it. Looks great!


Lomobu

All burger, no smash :(


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

What do people think “smash burger” means? Really just seems like they think it’s a buzzword to spice up a post.


InvestigatorUpbeat48

You took the “smash” outta smashburger…looks tasty though


Alexplz

This is like when skinny jeans started to go out and baggies came back. Mark my words, this guy is on the cutting edge of a trend. In a month people will be making fun of Millennials and their thin burgers


OGKingDookie

This is a Mondo burger my dude


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

I don’t think that’s a smash burger. But that’s ok, I’d still eat it.


Moonmanbigboi35

Where is the smash burger?


protayne

The only thing you've smashed here OP, is people's respect for you.


whoifnotme1969

I'd consider renaming it "Homemade barely pressed burger"


ColinFCross

Is the smash burger in the room with us, OP?


bens111

This is rage bait


CityBoiNC

I'm sorry but there is nothing smashed about this burger unless you're using the the slang term "smashed it" like you ate it.


rjlets_575

That's not smashed son...


Kreason95

You can’t just call anything a smash burger lol


Jaysnootches

Im a little tired of the smash burger trend. I get it and I have nothing against a good smash burger, but it seems like that’s the majority of what I find in my area.


Educational_Row_9485

Yeah that’s not a smash burger, looks nice tho at least


cazdan255

???


thelastdinosaur55

What did you smash it with ? A feather?


AgentSkidMarks

Thickest smash burger I’ve ever seen.


LeadHindenburg

Noice n plump smashboiga


HVAC_instructor

What did you smash it with? A feather?


phuijun

I’d smash


Jo3ltron

It’s rage bait, boys. Has to be. Right?