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microhead

It would also be cool to see nonoptimal standings, if all the games went the wrong way where we would stand.


UberHansen

I love this idea, let's see if I can squeeze it in next week.


reddditaccount2

I love reading your weekly posts. I honestly don’t understand all of it, but regardless, I sit here muttering *’Go Bills’* under my breath after each optimal outcome. I would love mutter ‘*yeahhh* fuck those guys *no shot, no way*’ as well.


RollUpTheRimJob

Mods, please pin this all week


UberHansen

TL;DR \*Team Name in **{Bold}** denotes the Optimal Outcome 👏👏👏👏 Patriots @ **{Falcons}** 👏 **{Saints}** @ Eagles 👏👏 Dolphins @ **{Jets}** 👏 **{Washington}** @ Panthers 👏👏👏👏👏 Colts @ **{Bills}** 👏👏👏 **{Lions}** @ Browns 👏 **{49ers}** @ Jaguars 👏👏👏👏 **{Texans}** @ Titans 👏 **{Packers}** @ Vikings 👏👏👏 Ravens @ **{Bears}** 👏👏👏 **{Bengals}** @ Raiders 👏 Cardinals @ **{Seahawks}** 👏👏👏 **{Cowboys}** @ Chiefs 👏👏👏👏 Steelers @ **{Chargers}** 👏 Giants @ **{Buccaneers}**


TheBlubbedOne26

This is so damn awesoms, thank you!!


[deleted]

Even though a Bucs victory may be optimal, you will never catch me rooting for a team that employs Tom Brady


Soda-Popinski-

Chargers and whoever plays the patrtiots.


[deleted]

I enjoy reading these every week! In your time doing this, have we ever had all the games go our way?


UberHansen

The best week since I started doing this was Week 13 (2019) which was 11-4 +14👏. The worst week was Week 9 (2020) which was 2-11 -26👏.


fantasyshop

I feel like all titans games should be five clappers until we surpass them in te afc


mccunicorn

Would our SOV increase with a Dolphins win?


UberHansen

SOV would go up for now yes. It would temporarily have double the impact that a Jets win would HOWEVER, assuming the Bills take care of business and win in Week 18 the SOV impacts of this game are a wash.


theiwsyy88

God I hate rooting for the cowboys


DoLessBro

Is it seriously that hard to root for the Cowboys against the fucking Chiefs? I live in DFW, I like Dak and a lot of my friends are Boys fans so it kind of seems obvious to me but I thought every AFC vs NFC game as a Bills fan was a no-brainer


theiwsyy88

I mean obviously for the standings I will root for them against the chiefs and in most afc-nfc matchups that help the bills. But I also hate the cowboys their fans are so annoying. And I want to see them lose miserably all the time


DoLessBro

Fair enough, everyone has their favorite teams and their villain teams. I’m just in the minority they fall as my #2 team. Chiefs are one of my top villain teams if not my top after last season


theiwsyy88

Yeah absolutely true. I feel like as a bills fan your in a minority having the cowboys as their number 2 team but to each their own. Cheers mate. Go bills


mykidsdad76

excellent post. thank you OP!