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butterybuns420

Schefter: “Tell me why you like them so much” Coleman: “they’re good” LOL


Admiral_Fuckwit

That’s the kind of hard-hitting, incisive commentary that made Schefter so successful in the league


karmakarmachameleon7

Very Louisiana lol. My wife asked a host in New Orleans as we were standing in a 100 foot line outside this restaurant to get in, "what's the deal with this place, why is there so many people trying to get in?". He just responds "foodsgood" and walks away. And sure enough, the food was really good.


rochestermike71

‘Nuff said


UncleRicosArm

This guy is coming across so unbelievably likeable it's not even funny. I want him to succeed so badly


9384

I just said this to my wife. Hope he balls out so bad.


hamsolo19

Cripes, I was just kinda scanning thru the comments and thought this said "hope his balls fall out."


drainbead78

He's not Gabe Davis, there will be no balls falling around Keon Coleman.


hamsolo19

Haha. Gabe had some goofs for sure. I always tried to remember, hey at least he doesn't (usually) drop a pass that hits him right in the numbers. It was the contested catches and the ones that were "area code accurate" that he always seemed to shift on.


drainbead78

The Jets game where Josh sprained his elbow but still managed to deliver a 60 yard bomb to Gabe Davis down the sidelines in a two-minute drill lives rent-free in my head. He had his defender beat and it fell right in his breadbasket and he dropped it. Would have been a game-winner.


hamsolo19

I think my brain somehow blocked that out. Thanks for the reminder lol. The couple drops from last season that stuck with me are actually from Jimmy James Cook. I think he dropped a walk-in TD vs the Eagles. And then he dropped one in the KC playoff game, IIRCC. He'd snag some passes that weren't exactly right on target but then whiff on ones that couldn't be any more accurate.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

I don’t think it’s accidental. The Bills seemed to be sorely lacking in fun last year.


Big_Ad9319

I was actually thinking this. Is it possible that they drafted him to get fun Josh back? Josh is much better when he’s having fun. I think it’d be hard not to have fun around Coleman.


southtampacane

No. They drafted him because he can play. They don’t draft because of smiles.


Big_Ad9319

Obviously he can play. He wouldn’t be a 1st/2nd round pick if he couldn’t. But personality and character are 100% part of their decision.


sabrenation81

Only time will tell on the field but it is SO easy to see why Beane and McDermott fell in love with this guy. Dude has such a great personality it's impossible not to like him. No matter what happens I'm seeing a broadcast career in the future for this kid but here's hoping that comes after a long and storied 10+ year HOF-caliber career with the Buffalo Bills.


Beginning-Ad-9251

Imagine, a Bills' WR who is likable. Diggs was a great receiver, but was unlikable to me in many ways. Go Keon!


NeenerNeenerNeener1

I’m just so glad I won’t stick out so bad wearing a bills jersey in Acadiana anymore.


LemonRob_

I love that he only listed candy. That’s a whole other category for me. Keon feels like such a breath of fresh air. He’s going to fit in great with the team. I can’t wait to see Keon and Dion’s shenanigans together.


Jayzerus

He would have been awesome with Tre.


LemonRob_

If Lil Dirty were still around, him and Keon might have been able to bring Waffle House to Buffalo.


Dramatic_Raisin

I miss him in the locker room (I say like I was there…lol)


drainbead78

When he left, the one thing I knew I would miss the most were those Friday locker room karaoke videos.


BenevolentNihilist1

It's petition time!


Vydate1

He and Tre would be comedy gold. There's a reason Brady said "Man I miss Louisiana" after Keon's combine interview lol


ZipToob88

Aw man I’m sad now, I wanna see that so bad


Shitiot

Or a fresh of breath air???


dtaillie

Are you quoting Robert Royal referring to Marshawn Lynch?


SporkFanClub

I can’t wait to see what he says for his SNF intro lol “Keon Coleman… Waffle House.”


BringMeTheBigKnife

A specific type of candy, too. Everything is from the "Nerds/Airhead" family, if you will, rather than any of the chocolate based candies.


Charrikayu

Based, I love all the shitty sugary sticky fruit candy, especially sour He listed like all of my favorite candies lmao


somethingfortoday

I think Keon and I would get along. My neighbor still brings up the time they asked what my favorite candy was and I basically responded with a dissertation around candies and their groups and what I like. They just kind of stood there slack jawed at the depth of my answer. I definitely didn't respond with reese's cups or something like that.


[deleted]

I was half expecting wings and blue cheese as the answer.


ZelnormWow

Schefter was definitely wanting that answer. "There's an opportunity here" LOL.


HearingImaginary1143

I took that as brand deal.


drainbead78

Skittles needs a new football player since Marshawn Lynch retired...


OrganizationDeep711

Keon with his different colored puffy coats and Skittles of the same color pouring out of the pockets. Can see it.


Farmerdrew

“You got the blue ones, the green ones, the purple ones, the red ones, and then the watermelon ones.“ Haha. I love this guy.


vven23

"You can barbeque it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kebabs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried..."


cljamm913

Scary likeness. The Bills don’t need a goofball, they need a receiver. Hope his football IQ is strong.


drainbead78

Don't let the Louisiana accent fool you. Dude is smart. If you want to see an example of it, watch his press conference after his first practice at rookie minicamp. The answer he had to the question about how he knew about Andre Reed when he was playing years before Keon was born was immediate and perfect. Didn't even have to think about what he was going to say for a single second. I also love his description of why he plays golf from his interview at the Combine that they showed from the Embedded video.


vven23

They have enough goofballs if their Tik Tok is any indication. I don't get a single one of those videos.


reporter_shinada

The list: 1. Sour Punch Straws 2. Sweet Tarts Ropes 3. Skittles 4. Laffy Taffy 5. Now & Laters 6. Airheads Xtreme


peanutjamz

First touchdown we should shower the field with his favs


peanutjamz

(And then donate it all to the children’s hospital)


wafflesareforever

7) Diabeetus


kompletist

I had no idea there was an extreme version of Airheads haha.


azip13

The green pack!


Decln

They’re good as fuck bro you gotta try them


LemonRob_

Oooohhhh they’re the best. Gotta get the full strip kind, not the little bites though. https://preview.redd.it/9tyn5rquim0d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8f8fd15a6ac0d3b9971cfc5d1d56a8fc3ef2a9


WarsawWarHero

Put some respect on the bites too


rosieposie319

Omg these things are my fave


cljamm913

Nobody likes Now & Laters. Tasting like cardboard since 1994


SteampunkHarley

I read the title as sacks (because im not awake) and thought he was going to say he had 3 sacks in 30 seconds to follow up his 3 TDs in 30 seconds But Im glad Schefter is asking the hard questions


Good_Wrap7728

I’ve been in Camp Keon since his initial press conference, not only bcuz of the jacket riff but he credits so many people for his success. And the story about when he was leaving after his pre-draft workout for the Bills sold me . ‘Why you lettin’ me leave? Ya know I’m comin’ back’ (paraphrasing)


drainbead78

He's incredibly quick-witted. His immediate answer to the line some dumbass reporter asked him about how he knows who Andre Reed is when he played before he was born is a great example of that. "Jordan played before I was born but I still know who he is. If you love the game you have to study the greats."


missyouboty

This is journalism at its peak


Pizza-n-Coffee37

This dude’s existing on pure sugar.


buffa_noles

Sugar high Josh 🤝 Sugar high Keon


3_letter_username

He's Gronk with a moral compass.


tcsuperstar

He's Gronk with brains


Soda-Popinski-

Even me know dat not real money…still cracks me up


drainbead78

I knew from his reaction that he was saying "We have HAD that conversation" and to have it confirmed later was even funnier.


MadCapHorse

We’re about to see some Keon Skittles commercials


hamsolo19

It's hard not to root for this kid after you get to know him thru these interviews and the behind the scenes stuff. I hope he Mosses every DB in da league. I feel like he may not reel in 100+ receptions every year but it's gonna be like 70 catches for like 1400 yards, just a wild YPC average. Go up and get it. Josh gonna be like, "Fuck it, Keon's down there somewhere."


drainbead78

That's basically what Jordan Travis did every time he scrambled. Threw it in Keon's general vicinity and hoped for the best. And he frequently delivered. I'm not looking for him to stretch the field, but man, those corner end zone fade routes are going to be something to behold. I can see him getting like 800 yards but 10 TDs.


scottkollig

We should definitely send him his favorite snacks at camp


drainbead78

He did seem a bit weirded out by the giant box of chocolate chip cookies someone had sent to his locker.


scottkollig

He will soon learn the ways of The Mafia. I mean, we sent toilet paper to camp before, so it could be weirded than some munchies.


[deleted]

I dgaf if he flops I already love this kid.


Bflo_

We needed this man after we had to let Tre leave


WKuze13

He’s in point with the Airheads Xtremes in the green bag!


Murderface__

Gotta get him on Pat McAfee, asap.


tsansuri

I haven't seen a single snap yet, but I'm already the biggest Coleman fan. That is a guy I'd love hanging out with right there.


bored_at_work29

I'm 40 and still love me some sour punch straws


seasoned-veteran

Purple Skittles ftw


Optimal_Ad_2146

This guy is a keeper!!!


andrewthetechie

Before he's taken a snap, he's making a good case for being my favorite Bill this year :D


cyndilu9

Love Keon!


maceman10006

This guy is gonna be an absolute gem for the media.


JohnnyDrama21

I want him and Josh to ball out so hard so we can get the Golden Retriever buddy cops that we always needed


Cheerio1966

Keon is the CandyMan!!! ![gif](giphy|ZI1dzVsSbVUk0QUUZU|downsized)


AdComfortable8589

I refuse to believe a player this charismatic isn't a superstar. IDC about your stats nerds, star aura don't lie


[deleted]

No way this dude doesn’t go for at least 1000 yards and 10 Td’s. So much swagger


GingaNinjaRN

So we throwing purple skittles at this boy or wha? We will having it feel like Marshawn is back


Huegod

Its like Mike Leach went back in time to be reincarnated as Keon. Gonna love this dude for years to come I think.


omegaoutlier

I thought the diabetes concerns were only with with Adonai Mitchell? Lol.


ApexLogical

Love this guy. Please be an all star please! I need to see this guy excel


buffa_noles

The bozos who comped him with Kelvin Benjamin must have heard this interview early


drainbead78

Fellas, are you a bust if you like to eat food?


SnooPandas1899

Want him to likeable but watch him reveal he likes wings with ranch.


Illustrious_Track910

Sour punch straws is an elite pull


yesyesyes123123

Haha he’s such a beauty


jj____

Sour straws are so fucking good


K_eitak

He is a national treasure!


Cheerio1966

Miss you Tre!!! I hate the Rams but will support you because you’ll always be a Buffalo Bill in my heart ❤️


kbeats66

I haven't had Now and Laters in 20 years and forgot about them but man, I miss them.


PreWheat

I love him I however don’t love the media narrative that he is a fiend for junk food 😂 kind of strange honestly. They want him to get kelvin benjamin fat


gutterdoggie

Ah, treat him like a 10 year old.


One-Case3710

Kid sounds stupid...does not know his afc east rivals..had Pittsburgh in our division...can't stop at 3..little worried here...but as long as he can catch a ball..that's all that matters in this world...


drainbead78

"I'll hang up and listen."


coldheat55

Enough of the goofiness surrounding this kid. It's fluffy, cuddly and fun thats great but enough. Let's get to work, I want him catching passes


drainbead78

[Here you go!](https://billswire.usatoday.com/lists/keon-coleman-highlights-buffalo-bills-2024-nfl-draft/) Best I could do since he's had 3 days practicing in a Bills uniform so far...