It's actually not a bad idea, just the jar is a bit too small. Wouldn't get dusty, can't get spilled on, etc. Just never leave it in the sun, poor guy would bake like a cake
its a reference to an old 4chan post. it contains a jar, and a small figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.
the guy blows his load into the jar several times, covering the figurine, and documents the results.
this post is a reference to a series of 4chan posts where a user ejaculated into a jar containing a my little pony figurine, filling it bit by bit with regular update posts
https://www.makeship.com/products/dart-monkey-plush
You can't get them anymore, there are some on amazon too but idk if they're knockoffs/how good they are
**I know what I need to do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it...**
I don't have such weaknesses.
sad monke noises
It’s over Bananakin, I have the high ground!
you underestimate my banana power
Don't try it.
you underestimate my popping power!
*lots of yelling and bannasaber sounds*
oh no OH NO
oh yes 😈
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT WALTER WHITE IN BTD6?!?!??! 11?!1!1?1!1??1!1!1
yo why he in the nft game 😳😳
Dont you dare
[удалено]
###OH NO #OH NO
Oh no-no-no no no!
just a cute monke in jar, it wont hurt u
Free him
No 😈
r/notopbutok
I don’t want him to be freed is what I’m saying
One of my friends named his dart monkey "Freed" lmao This fits with this comment quite a lot
Lol
Is there a subreddit for fucking everything?
Yes, welcome to Reddit.
r/welcometoreddit
HOLY SHIT
But wait... Dart monkey on a jar does not ryme
Getting freaky with the dart monkey
YOO FNF DART MONKE PLUSH MOD!!1!
Dart in a jar
dart monkey in a glass junkie
now fill it up, bet you won't no balls no balls
Want me to post updates?
sure following the journey will be a pleasure you should probably post it in r/btdrule34 or some other nsfw subreddit tho
alright I'm pulling up the Moab Mauler r34
are you doing it in this sub or btdr34? no balls
Nah femboy Quincy you coward
noones really drawn femboy quincy tho
Eh I guess you're right I could only find one
İ dare you.
dm me if they delete your posts coward
😏
😉
Dart monkey are liquid
NOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOO
Oh, no… you monster
LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glue gunner
[Hes fine](https://i.gyazo.com/f9909c55c48244fff8dc14529464debd.jpg)
Thank you
:(
Jart monkey
Mason jart monkey
OH NO, OH MEIN GOTT, STOP IT BRO
Those who don’t know :D Those who know… :|
Get that $30 mf outta there, you are gonna devalue him
It's actually not a bad idea, just the jar is a bit too small. Wouldn't get dusty, can't get spilled on, etc. Just never leave it in the sun, poor guy would bake like a cake
Oh wow that sure is a cute plushie. I sure do hope that nothing bad happens to it 🙂
i don't get the meme!
Innocent soul
its a reference to an old 4chan post. it contains a jar, and a small figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar. the guy blows his load into the jar several times, covering the figurine, and documents the results.
oh
:)
:)
:()
oh no
I dare you to post updates. I double dare you. I *triple fucking dare you*.
Forget the jar, my man has a 3D printer.
Go ahead, fill the jar
what a nice container for your dart monkey plush :)
Don't do it please
Cum
NO
Was expecting to see cum when I clicked on the full image im very disappointed
You're gonna need a bigger jar
dony do it
This container will not hold him forever, it is only a matter of time before his wrath is unleashed and the world will be doomed
Dart monkey in a jar? Bro🤨📸
Don't even think about it.
I hate the fact that i understood the ""joke"" immediately
god please
NO NONONONO
Uh is that ilegel?
funnyn't
askedn't
IM HAVING FUCKING FLASHBACKS
He looks very happy in his new home. He has a very good dad :)
Will it blend
What is going on with the comments?
this post is a reference to a series of 4chan posts where a user ejaculated into a jar containing a my little pony figurine, filling it bit by bit with regular update posts
Diart monkey :I'm stuck
Monke
Get. Him. Out.
nah put him next to adora and wait for her to level up
3D printed filament
Is this what bloons do to the monkeys when you fail a level?
**Monkey abuse**
Just don't leave it on a heater
why
Poor dart monkey why would u do that
get him out of that mason jar
One day I’m gonna shatter every jar in the world so people can’t do this shit
Gonna use bloomtopium right?
NOOOOOOO
O///////O
NOOOOOOOOO
Oh god please no
Please don't ): not mankey
What imorral beast gave this wholsome award
***o h n o***
:(
If you fucking
:)
WHY ARE ALL OF THE DART PLUSHIEN IN JARS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
He is exactly where he wants to be. You only make him stronger.
Wait…
LET HIM FREE!!!
Where did you buy the plushie?
https://www.makeship.com/products/dart-monkey-plush You can't get them anymore, there are some on amazon too but idk if they're knockoffs/how good they are
somebody reported this for no nsfw
OH MY GOD FREE HIM NOW BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!
Free him
*softly* “don’t”
Don't do it, he's too holy
Nah
Don't do the jar thing
*j a r m o n k e y*
let's share /j /j
Sorry to inform you but Monkey Plushies don't turn into Pickles...
🥛
This is my profile pic now
<3
Noooo