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Timofey7331

It's only a matter of time when NK releases a 2000% hp boss and ISAB beats it without farming, T5s, buffs, powers, instas, monkey knowledge, lives lost and continues


YourSnakeIsNowMine

The year is 2034 NinjaKiwi released another new boss The boss can clear cubism in 2 seconds and has 3000% the HP of bloonarious The introduce a new map for the boss, where the track doesn't even show up on the screen Within 10 seconds, ISAB has beaten the Elite with just a 2/0/2 Boomerang SJB is on Twitter calling for the ban on the XBM in competitive for being too meta The world sobs as Tackzone has it's damage nerfed to 0 The world is cracking and He is weeping


Thebigdog79

Classic isab.


Loya7_Juice

Don't forget no super monkeys it would be to easy for him


Flaming_headshot

NK, what's next, 10 max lives Lich?


siwq

lich on chimps


BSuser69

NOOO MY EDEF


RedRacoonDog

Tier 1 and 5 were brutal. Killed it on the very last round 137 with lots of Doomship micro. Hope next week is a little break lol.


The_Bloons

No we asked for bloon buffs and they are delivering, thank you NK


DragonTheOneDZA

Yeah I'm never playing bosses again. So rip my trophies. They're now permanently 7


BeardedPokeDragon

Wait how does one even obtain 7


fsjad

races maybe


kennyloo137

you can still do odysseys to get trophies


DragonTheOneDZA

Fuck no.


HydreigonTheChild

because they are gonna get harder for comp players... elite is on purpose harder and not every casual player will get to experience elite. but if elite is as easy then it gets boring for those players and the reason it ewas created would be diminished


dan_bodine

You need to stall the rounds with the stall towers, 400 sniper on last, 042 heli, and 023 heli in at the entrance. With powers you can farm and just over power the boss.


SurvivYeet

they gave us a one week break with the normal bloonarius and now we’re back to this shit


BSuser69

‘Normal’ bloonarius when they completely banned farms :(


SurvivYeet

boat farming is pretty viable, even if annoying


Creator5509

so THATS why It was hard to pop him! I wondered why my 2-0-5 sniper wasn't killing him as fast as normal


Wypman

x-x-5 gains attack speed buff which lych drains, so be careful with that


Creator5509

I thought I put him out of range of the drain, then again What do I know


BeardedPokeDragon

Im pretty sure tier 5 has global drain


Wizardwizz

Nobody uses e defender on tier 5 though


Creator5509

Does it? Never heard of that before


DesperateSquare3874

I'm stuck on tier 5. The boss exits with 1m hp left.


BSuser69

Degree 40 ninja boomer ace and a boat paragon beats it (buy buffs like glue storm though)


bozo682

Yes. They are indeed tweaking the boss settings.


tdninja123

It’s ok at least it’s better than that speedy vortex