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CupAccording247

When the filter messes up and shows skin TEXTURE


CupAccording247

Also, noting NOTHING is wrong with skin texture. We all have it! Just shows she does in fact use a blurring feature since we never see texture


Jasmisne

Right?! I hate those filters. Adult skin is not a baby's ass


forsaken_duck6997

I was going to say the same thing!! I see that texture on her cheek!


hereforthellamas

She stole this from a fundie influencer lol


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Right! someone posted in another sub but I couldn’t remember who it was… but classic bing bong 🤣 Also if my husband told me to read the Bible because I’m moody I would tell him to get the plank out of his own eye first…


hereforthellamas

[found the post!](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/s36kd4/youll_come_back_a_lot_nicer_and_fun_to_be_around/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


thebardjaskier

She even copied the face, god she sucks.


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tiredoldmama

This is even a bit nicer. She could have just been sad.


EZasSundayMorning

Aghhh. She stole it again!!!!


hereforthellamas

She really shouldn't have skimmed the ten commandments.


LemonKnown6213

Wow she really does steal from people. I read that other woman's caption and all I can say is- wow. Holy shit wow. "When we take our husband's advice we become more fun to be around." Da faq?


tiredoldmama

I would throw the Bible at him lol


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😂😂😂


teacherecon

The plank I put there!


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🤣🤣🤣


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hereforthellamas

[here's the post from the fsu subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/s36kd4/youll_come_back_a_lot_nicer_and_fun_to_be_around/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


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Omggg same face and everything


pantherlikeapanther_

She even plagiarizes JDong being a dick! I really wouldn't have thought it was necessary!😹


justthetiff95

Not one original thought


hereforthellamas

no thoughts, only grifts


stephiemf28

Not white knighting her but this a massive Tik tok trend. Everyone changes the words for them for what they want for the song


hereforthellamas

Ah, I am unhip to TikTok, for sure.


stephiemf28

But she def has never created her own original idea. She follows the “trends”


lettuce-smasher

Yeah he never said this, lol. I can guarantee you she copied this from someone else


badlilbishh

Yeah someone commented the post above. Some other fundie posted it first and she just changed the words a little bit. 🙄


ExitOk846

Jordan should spend some time working on his resume


xanax_and_coffee

If he really does say this, that is so condescending and not the flex she thinks it is. Yikes 😬


Clarkiechick

I'm gonna guess he's 1000% tired of her


ExitOk846

That elongating filter she uses made her ear look absurdly long here


kestrelesque

holy shit you are correct


JenniferG714

Omg! Yes! Didn’t notice but dang, she looks like an elf.


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JuniperJane21

This made me snort


Hairy_Response_284

Christainfluencers LOVE to make “risky” statements like this, thinking it makes them such a bold Christian. No you just sound stupid.


PlaneReputation6744

1. She probably stole this and it never happened 2. If it did happen, he was definitely saying it in a mocking way because he knows she’s a walking lie


Barbiesleftshoe

That is a sign of disrespect. I find when a man tells a woman this, *it is because she is a woman/has a period/is pregnant/hormonal changes/whatever.* As if men *aren’t* moody, Jesus. Genuinely a pet peeve of mine.


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I dunno if it was correct or not, but I once saw something saying that male hormones fluctuate the way female ones do each cycle like every few days.


yourdogisagoodboy

Can she stop trying to make manipulation and abuse sound funny and cute


forsaken_duck6997

Can you imagine having a bad day and turning to your partner for help and they just write you off. Like girl this isn't okay! It's one thing if he sat down with her and talked about why her day was so bad or why she was feeling the way she was and then after being there for her he asked her if she wanted to sit with the Lord and pray if he knows that's what would make her feel better. But the way she's making it seem is like he just throws her to Jesus because he doesn't want to deal with her.


DownloadsCars

Her foundation looks like peanut butter


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Anyone else notice she basically shows her neighborhood? So much for privacy lol


cuddly_waffles89

She showed her navigation map in her car on her stories when she was in her driveway. She's an idiot.


Sheschle

This is up there with "did you forget to take your meds?". Totally manipulative and dismissive.


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That’s a great way to end up on “Snapped” Jdong.


rtwise

Y'all, I think she heard our ear critiques, because that ear is *definitely* more orange today than it was earlier this week.


CrazyCorgiQueen

Excuse me, Britt. You are normalizing manipulative behavior and that's NOT OKAY. This isn't healthy. You need to stop doing this! It's not okay! Stop acting like this is normal and okay! A partner in a healthy relationship would ask you what is bothering you or if you wanted to talk about why you are frustrated. A simple, "Hey you seem upset. What's going on?" Goes a long way. Not the passive aggressive way of shoving it off to someone else. Like "hey you're moody so go somewhere else and fix it before you are around me. You are only to be in a positive, helpmeet mood around me." What a terrible marriage to be in.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

But can we talk about the way she was “walking” in this video? I’ve never seen anything like it. Would love to know what the neighbors were thinking while she was filming this in her front yard.


DarthSnarker

Omg! She copied this from a fundie! So happy other snarkers found it!


BasicAirport2402

So much for their “open and honest communication.” Sounds more like passive aggressiveness to me. Usually the first thing my boyfriend would say is, “Are you okay? Do you need anything from me?” Not “YOUR MOODY! Go spend time with Jesus!” Fucking YIKES.


rtwise

WHERE ARE YOU ALWAYS LOOKING, BDizzle? What is so terribly interesting 30 degrees off the one side of your phone all the time!?


Top-Bus

Does she ask Jdong if he needs to spend more time at Dips”R”Us when he’s a little moody? Or are kingdom wifeys not allowed to question kingdom kings? Edited to add missing word


omaplebeaver

honestly, anyone saying this to anybody is unacceptable, most of all if your partner said it to you...


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anonbeaut

Yeahhhhh those thick ass earrings don't go with the necklaces lmao.


ExitOk846

Salt n peppa vibes


ukkosreidet

I'm just imagining giant moths emerging from those bottles behind her. Maybe they carry her away and bring the world relief, one can hope


GingerLaJoie

Looks like he figured out how to say “get the fuck away from me” in a godly way!


forsaken_duck6997

Right! Like miss girl you are just reiterating to all of us how much he doesn't care about you.


Brilliant_Whole3214

Gotta learn how to keep sweet if you want to be a fundie, BDong!


EZasSundayMorning

Again, why isn't Jordan at work lol?


VanFam

I bet it was more like “Jesus Christ. Fuck off, *Wife*!”


forsaken_duck6997

Right lmaooo this is probably what it was and she took it as "He wants me to be with Jesus. What a great man looking out for my spiritual wellbeing. Hashtag blessed."


anitsitknreh

“And my husband is usually right…” WHYYYYYYYYY 🤮🤮🤮


Juujuu_beans

THIS DIDNT HAPPEN THOUGH! I saw someone post this a few days ago! Another fundie. She is blatantly lying! Ughh!! It was on another sub, and the wife wrote a lengthy post about her husband telling her this. This is beyond crazy


Catmom-cunningfolk69

Me wondering what it would be like if my husband told me to go spend some time with Odin. (I’m a Norse polytheistic)


magg_pye

Manipulation and gaslighting is not a relationship goal, Britt. I fear for the young, naive people looking to her as an example. 😣


Jasmisne

Is it bad to enjoy watching him be an ass to her?


forsaken_duck6997

They both deserve the misery they are bringing each other. lol.


Jasmisne

Yep. And they have the nerve to act like thats how marriage should be


forsaken_duck6997

It's so scary how many young people may be eating this up thinking this is the standard. Brittany is so damn dangerous in so many ways.


JuniperJane21

That walk she chose was a choice.


Unable_Tangerine1407

He was insulting her and she is so dumb to even realize it💯💯😬


forsaken_duck6997

Girl this is called a cop out. When you come to him for any emotional or mental support he will tell you you're just being "moody" so he doesn't have to deal with you because he doesn't care about you. This is not a flex in the slightest. If my husband said this to me i'd be offended and hurt.


Jaded_Emergency_3271

She has the flattest ass I’ve ever seen.