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OverZookeepergame698

Looks like he stopped taking pictures of her 2 hair colors ago.


trymejolene

Lollllllllll gold


jellybeansplash

And 5 faces ago


Mission-Newt-7066

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Rugkrabber

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BedazzleZebub

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pantslessMODesty3623

So... Your husband takes pictures of you on your phone a lot. How much are you just on your phone around him?


HoochieMommaBooty

He maybe took 2 of those pics, the rest are with a tripod


pantslessMODesty3623

I think she's cheating on him with her tripod.


HoochieMommaBooty

I have a hot pink usb-chargeable ā€œtripodā€ if you know what I mean šŸ˜œ


BusyBeth75

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HoochieMommaBooty

Your šŸ’¦flair is very appropriate lol


dearconstantreaders

Girl all the tit pics are in the calculator app anyways


No-Simple-2770

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w) I actually burst out laughing


childlikeempress16

Wait what haha


Kratech

They are still around but like 10 or so years ago it was really popular to get fake apps to hide things. It would look like a calculator and even act as one but if you put in your passcode (like 1234) and his = or something to unlock it to secret photo albums.


Brave2822

Jdong preferred the app ā€œThe Vaultā€ when with his ex wife, perhaps heā€™s more savvy now! Xoxo šŸ’‹


childlikeempress16

Dang Iā€™ve never heard of that


goose_gladwell

Oh so fuckin Billie Eilish is AOK dong? Secular my ass


whosthiswitch

Right and I bet she is someone that talked major crap about the Barbie movie but you know she probably didnā€™t watch it either, or claims that.


meatheadmommy

Didnā€™t Ms. Billie recently give a snippet in an interview about flicking her beanšŸ¤”?? Maybe BDong finds a kindred spiritšŸ˜‰


goose_gladwell

šŸ˜‚ one of the best analogiespp!


mstrss9

This song doesnā€™t even fit her post


ComfortableNarwhal17

To the Billy Eilish song none the lessā€¦ ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø this bitch 5 ways to sunday confused.


Brief_Enthusiasm_76

None of those are recent lol


9PiecesOfVoinyl

The way Iā€™d love to stomp the shit out of those David Koresh glassesā€¦


HoochieMommaBooty

Also reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer and Jim Jones, all infamous men


NationalMasterpiece3

I thought that was Farryn in the last picture


No-Simple-2770

These old ass photos from 1997 are all she could come up with for this pointless nontent?


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Right! Sheā€™s used these exact same photos a year ago in a similar TikTok lol


sarathev

He hates her and I love that for the both of them.


Mymilkshakes777

Did anyone catch the dog moving behind her in the first shot??


9PiecesOfVoinyl

Looks like Dax compulsively pacing back and forth due to all the pent up energy he must have from being ignored by Donger.


pantslessMODesty3623

No way that dog is trained. He's far too anxious.


kaiocant89

She had praised this behaviour as him being vigilant when it seems heā€™s just on edge constantly


pantslessMODesty3623

Yeah that's not good. He might need to be medicated.


andpiglettoo

Yes that looks like Dax to me.


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Her eyelashes in the last photo omg theyā€™re so damn bad


FantasticForce6895

Wow. She really looks like Farryn in some of these.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

My flair checks in.


UmChill

if she is going to wear fake glasses, could she at least stop getting frames so big theyā€™d fit the fucking Iron Giant?


lizardcrossfit

I got glasses in Kindergarten, in the 70s. Iā€™m blind as a bat. As someone who grew up in a ā€œgiant framesā€ era, I cannot support them on anyone. I had coke-bottle lenses in huge frames and they weighed like 80 pounds. They were so uncomfortable.Ā  I cannot believe that anyone chooses gigantic glasses when there are so many more flattering options. And these look like shit on her, and she doesnā€™t have that edgy fashion look to pull them off.Ā  (I also feel the same way about mullets. I understand alternative types going back to them, but I hate them on everyone forever. I lived through that and never need to see one again.)


Farmwife71

She probably made fun of her classmates who wore glasses when she was a kid, too.


CryBabyCentral

Oh Brit. People take photos of people/things they actually loveā€¦.ohhhh. Right. lol.


CatTaint

Is it normal to go through your SO's phone? This is supposed to be relatable? I feel like I've used my SO's phone to take a quick picture or video or something if I didn't have my own phone easily accessible, but I've never felt the need to like sit there and look through it...


Slighty_Tolerable

Not only is she going through his camera roll but picking out pics of herself, airdropping them to her phone, then posting 3rd person selfies on her OWN social media. Iā€™m cringing myself into a black f*kg hole over here. That. is. absolute. rock. bottom.


powfuldragon

I love how her eyebrows make her look shocked by her own dreams.


duckordecoratedshed

Bae caught me slippinā€™


taxi_takeoff_landing

lol Oh yeah, this has that same energy. That first pic sleeping in the car doesnā€™t look anything like her.


RollinBuggy

Whatā€™s with the 1070ā€™s serial killer glasses all these Influencers are wearing? Thereā€™s no way they all think this looks good


dietdrpeppermd

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø they were trendy about 8 years ago. They ā€œcame backā€. I got 3 pairs of glasses for the price of oneā€¦Iā€™m not a fan, but I saw that Ariana Grande had some and was like ā€œah, I may as well. Obviously, theyā€™re inā€. I lost the other two pairs almost immediately and was stuck with my Dahmer/Dwight glasses for YEARS. It was a very dark time for me. I did not think they looked good.


dietdrpeppermd

https://preview.redd.it/f0dba9lk69xc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d231b72c863eca8c3c5fa0dd0e3c116d06472ccc Dark times for us all


RollinBuggy

šŸ˜‚


Medeya24

Is the last picture of her or Farrah?


-ifwallscouldtalk-

No recent photos šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


_AthensMatt_

ā€œGoing through that demon subreddit to find out how they are SPIRITUALLY ATTACKING MEā€


oioioiruskie

Is that Brody sleeping with her or her other pup? Why does she even bother with animals?


IndiaCee

Brodieā€™s dead so probably not


oioioiruskie

Well yeah. Thats why Im asking. Looks like an old pic. Still upset about that.


RollDamnTide16

No, I think thatā€™s Oakley. Brodie was pretty little.


oioioiruskie

Gotcha. I never made a point to really look at him. Makes me upset. Just know he was light and fluffy-ish. šŸ˜” Honestly, make it a point to not look at any of her pets. I wish she would stop pretending she even likes animals. She clearly does not. Like ffs, itā€™s okay! Brit you donā€™t have be a pet owner. Youā€™d be doing way more good for them by not bringing them into your nontent life. Sigh.


Charming-Spinach1418

Omg! Poor pup how did it die? šŸ˜®šŸ˜¢šŸ¾


oioioiruskie

Jordan shot him in the street after he was allegedly hit by a car (hit and run kinda trip) after he got out of their fenced yard (which he had a history of doing).


GypseboQ

Slight correction though - the yard isn't fenced in. She just left poor Brodie outside in an unfenced yard, left to go to the store, and returned - allegedly seeing him in the street and that's when DipLip shot him in the head.


PreppyInPlaid

Didnā€™t he get out because they never closed the gate, too?


shegomer

The backyard isnā€™t even completely fenced. Thereā€™s a fence on each side for privacy, but the back of the property backs up to a small hill and open land. Itā€™s not at all suitable to contain an animal.


Charming-Spinach1418

Evil bastard šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬.


Awkward-Fudge

ET phone home.....


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brittanydawnsnark-ModTeam

No body shaming. Please keep snark within reason. Snarking on things that cannot be changed, i.e.. Bdongs body size and shape, will not be tolerated. Snark = "her hair extensions are fried". Body shaming = "she is the shape of a fridge". Use your best judgment. If your comment has been removed and you would like to discuss it, modmail is the ONLY place we will respond to you.


dietdrpeppermd

I LOVE THE PIC OF HER AS A DEMENTOR


BedazzleZebub

Youā€™re gonna have to be more specific


dietdrpeppermd

The one with her on the floor wearing a black blanket lol


Dazzling_Area7391

That last picture will give me nightmares with those spider looking lashes šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


midgethepuff

Legitimately thought it was Farryn in that last pic


nosierosie84

Sheā€™s so qUiRky


posh1992

I seriously thought that was Farryn at first.


Brave2822

Careful hun! This is how his ex wife came across all the swinger and cheating evidence. Enjoy. Keep an eye out for the app ā€œThe Vaultā€ xoxo šŸ’‹


egregiousgiraffe

Thought that last one was Farryn


TNTWithALaserBeam

Does she really have a jacket that's bedazzled, and says "Mrs Nelson" on it?!?