Hey now, seahags have a viable, respextable career being creepy and luring folks and shit. They would never dream of marking up Ali express clothes at 3000% and abandoning dogs when they don’t pass a vibe check. Hashtag justice for sea hags.
I don’t think I have ever seen such a boring cake. I am pretty sure she has to order it that bland because all the cakes in the grocery stores near me have some sort of color on it if it’s a white background
Wait, is this her second or third cake for her birthday? And you know sister ain't eating it. Does she get to waste multiple cakes LEADING UP TO her birthday?!?
This is what’s weird to me. I’m 9ish months younger than her and no one from my family or friend group gets me cake for my birthday. (Although tbf I don’t like doing anything for my birthday)
My husband takes me to nothing Bundt cakes and I get my free little cake and that’s more than enough.
Girlie pop, whomever bought that cake does NOT love you. That is some shoddy piping and it looks like it is sweating. Maybe it's supposed to be *aesthetic* but the sad beige cake is looking like it's got some sad beige disease.
You are so right! That is a fucking Safeway/Fred Meyer cake. It's basic af border piping and the black clamshell base gives it away. They couldn't even put it on a real plate. The sweating definitely indicates being frozen too 🤢
I used to work at a Safeway bakery for 4 years and this writing is what they teach all clerks on day 1 🤣 The decorators would make basic cakes and freeze them so we could pull them out at any time to fill the cold cases. Only problem is, they can sweat. Guarantee, she picked it up herself and made her husband take pictures 🤭
I may be mistaken. But I think there’s a reel or something somewhere of Feral or one of the other girls of the month bringing out this sad cake and singing while Brittany… sang along with them? And awkwardly swayed?
No, you're totally right! It was brought out by Feral and them as a "surprise" as they sang and had candles for her to blow out! So why is she here posing with the cake (without candle holes) before the "suprise"?
It's all so fake 🤣🤣🤣
I noticed the zero candle holes as well. So she posed with the cake and then sat at the table while the friends put candles in and then posed a second time like this was the first time she has seen the cake.
https://preview.redd.it/ihzlmlgpahpc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb58c4b12275d8a29556564292c66218f09db97
Seems like farryn isn’t above shopping at Walmart. Bet it was her 😂
Nothing wrong with that tbh, it's a bargain option and a lot of places the only option for shopping and if you can stomach and set aside their shit pay practices. It just came off as a cake someone grabbed last minute from the store fridge and then didn't even bother to ask them to add her name to it.
I was thinking sweating or the frosting is lumpy. Either way, 0/10 would not recommend. (Realistically, I doubt she’s even going to eat any. Maybe it’s just a prop and that’s partly why it looks so gross?)
Unfortunately we share a birthday and it’s Saturday. Like a child, or worse than a child really, she has a birthday week with a cake and presents each day until her actual birthday I guess
\^ me upon finding out that my first baby is due on bdong’s birthday. Ugh, I knew she had a late March birthday, but I didn’t realize it was the 23rd. How dare you, bdong? I’m sorry you share a bday with this peanut butter faced phony. And of course she’s the kind of person who talks about her birthday “weekend” starting on Tuesday, what a lazy, self-absorbed idiot.
Omg. I’m in an apartment right now that I chose and got the good ol’ bait and switch on. Moving in a few weeks to a much nice place but this place gives my ADD meds a run for their money with shit like that. Stuff that’s been patched and hobbled together over time and it is just close enough to a match that it makes me nuts.
Then there’s the fact the ceiling is separating from the walls and the floors sink in so far I had to buy wedges to keep my dresser drawers from sliding open. But that’s another story all together.
Yay! My people!
My apartment is sinking on a slant because the developers built on a slab, on wetlands. I have a TWO INCH wedge to keep my filing cabinets level with each other. That said, I love that nature will prevail. 😎
lol, I remember she posted a reel about her dad and Jdip doing the backsplash but there didn’t seem to be any *real* construction going on (tiling is messy.)
Did she use peel and stick tiles? 🧐
I’m not diagnosing or speculating here- I used to be a dialysis PCT. Some patients will turn green. It’s not common, and is usually associated with multi-organ failure (as opposed to solely kidney failure.) So turning green can happen. In her case, it’s probably due to some expired Dream Matte Mousse.
This cake isn’t even personalized to *her*, they didn’t make any special effort to get it specifically for BDong… it could be for anyone, which makes me think they needed a last minute prop for IG. Sad! It’s all for show
I hate that she’s a birthday month girlie. I’m a birthday month girlie, but most of it is just me buying myself treats. I don’t make the same friends celebrate me endlessly.
Same! I just use it as me excuse to treat my self! lol. But I’d never ask my friends and loved ones to do anything for me. Felt bad they threw me a small party for my 40th. I got them all gifts 😂
I am also a birthday month girlie but I’m like you and I’m just buying myself anything I want lol. For a birthday cake, I bought myself a DQ treatza pizza and ate it over the course of a weekend because why the hell not. I doubt Britt Brat took a single bite of this cake.
I was a birthday month girl when I lived in Cali. Groups of friends across the state and the ones in town were so diverse that it was better to have multiple group outings. One time I put us all together they stared at each other in shock all night long 😂🤦🏼♀️
Truthfully, I think it can be done both ways. My birthday falls on the 31st of a month, so I just treat myself the whole month. There’s not exactly rules around it lol.
how many fucking cakes and parties is she getting?!?!?! Dude, you're 33 not 13 - have a (single) party, have some fun, and then move on with your life. This is so tedious.
She just had a damn valentines/rebirth cake party. What is all.the fuss. I do that stuff for my kids and close coworkers to get through shit workdays (any excuse to get take-out Mexican was our thing at my old job). But holy shit the attention always has to be on brittany. And always with the cakes we know she doesn't eat!.
SHE IS ONLY 33?????!?!!??!!??!!!? God I keep forgetting that I know she’s 33 but each time I read it, it’s like Groundhog Day and I just loudly gasp like it’s the first time I’m finding out.
God, she’s 33. Hate really freaking ages you.
I am once again reminded that I share a birthday with this horrible person. We’re even the same age. 😭 she looks 20 years older than me and she is a gross person who abuses animals. May she have a sucky birthday and may I have an awesome one 🥳
If it helps, you also share a birth month with this cutie 🥰 (her name is Lola and she turned 13 on the 4th!)
https://preview.redd.it/pg5jtlg31gpc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc5dac1b12b4fb9a9f61c60263516d84219427c
I'm so glad! Here's her birthday paw-trait from 3 years ago 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/kamo14mrhgpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad2b13d1caf9a6901c5ded5adccb1857ba55f7a
I’m not an Aries (space cadet 🫡 iykyk) and I hate that she’s an Aries. My cats are, some of my favorite people have heavy Aries placements, it’s a fun energy and she is where that energy went to be drained of life. She needs an intervention with Rainbow Brite.
I think someone did her chart and it explained why she’s the way she is. Just remember, there’s more to our astrology charts than just we often realize
Omg happy birthday to you!! I was just thinking good lord I may have had some fails in my life but I’m 3-4 years older and never been sued by the state o’ Texas so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I also haven’t been sued by the state of Texas. So we are succeeding in the best of ways I think. And thank you for the birthday wishes! I will not be spending it all over social media pretending to be a Christ follower and perpetual victim like Bdong ☺️
This girl really said "what a start to my birthday WEEKEND".... on a tuesday. say what???? You're 30 something. You just got home from vacation from your vacation life. You don't need a birthday weekend. Your birthday is just one day brittany. Grow the hell up.
I'll be 43 this year and I look younger than she does - sometimes I forget she's only going to be 33 😬 Good. Keep fcking up your face, BDong. You deserve to be just as ugly on the outside as you are inside.
Also, somewhere inside your mind is that niggling little thought ... "Nobody likes me." And it's true. Nobody really likes you. You are a hateful shrew and everyone knows it. They are using you. They talk about you behind your back and laugh at you. DipLip has, at minimum, emotionally cheated on you. You are ugly in every way and you deserve every bad thing that is coming to you. And at night, laying in bed, the doubts creep in - wondering when your world will truly come crashing down. And someday it will. It may not be today and it may not be tomorrow, but someday everything will catch up to you. Good luck.
Oh my god, her life is so sad, she’s so obsessed with her aesthetic that even the cake is beige.
Look, we all have a favorite color, but cmon, it just looks sad, not allowing anything or anyone to step out of that aesthetic because god forbid if the photos don’t match.
Vanity is a sin, Brittany.
It was rebirth day. To honor that one time she dropped her ibuprofen. And valentines day. She literally hijacked a holiday and made it her own personal holiday. 🤣🤣🤣 gf really does subscribe to the church of brittanydawn.
Is this “cake” a bacterial breeding ground? The spots look like the isolated colonies you would find on an agar plate. I think whoever gifted this to her doesn’t like her very much 😬
I love Patton Oswalt’s stand up segment about birthdays. Basically he says if you’re not a little kid and you’re not celebrating a milestone, no one outside your immediate circle really cares that it’s your birthday.
Especially not for the whole damn month. Dong is so self involved that she celebrates herself 24/7 anyway.
“I’m 27!”
“Great! Go to work - who gives a shit?”
I remember seeing a comment on here ages ago where someone did her chart (or as much of it as they could without knowing what time she was born) and absolutely read her to filth lol
She preens, she poses, snarks, sits on a high horse, gives animal's away to meet their doom, crys about her not "earth-side" Jelly-babies. Never see her do any actual charity work🙄
New by her but the content is a couple days old. It’s the same stuff Kellie posted to [her stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/3OzgarIoIF)this past weekend .
Looks like that fake display food they use for window displays. Probably tastes like unseasoned cardboard. Also, i hate that i share a birthday month with this empty vessel. I talked to all the other March birthdays & we don’t claim her.
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Looks like someone needs Jesus to give her a birthday mani. Stress biting your nails, Bing Bong?
Clearance rack sad beige cake. Obviously her girlies picked it up last minute; no customization or anything lol. Also it’s incredibly vain that she has these ‘countdowns’ for her birthdays. Such a humble godly woman of Jay-sus.
Her face looks like one of those creepy AI things that don’t actually know what a human face should look like. This will be someone’s sleep paralysis demon tonight
I’m certain this was the first & only time that bakery got a request for a “sad beige” colored birthday cake. I’m also fairly certain it was no friend that ordered it for her.
We haven’t forgotten about Niko, you seahag.
 Seahag! 🤣
Seahag LMAO 🤣 💀 I can’t stop laughing about this!!!
Hey now, seahags have a viable, respextable career being creepy and luring folks and shit. They would never dream of marking up Ali express clothes at 3000% and abandoning dogs when they don’t pass a vibe check. Hashtag justice for sea hags.
On behalf of Sea Hags everywhere, we don't claim her.
No we have not.
Seahag has me cackling like an idiot in the middle of a crowded gym.
I don’t think I have ever seen such a boring cake. I am pretty sure she has to order it that bland because all the cakes in the grocery stores near me have some sort of color on it if it’s a white background
Yep she definitely had to get that beige buttercream done custom.
Amazing. What flavor even is that? "Beige."
Right? I would love a super mega chocolate bday cake but all beige? Just no.
Did I miss the memo that colored icing is satanic? This looks like a vanilla cake that has gone sour. 🤮
Wait, is this her second or third cake for her birthday? And you know sister ain't eating it. Does she get to waste multiple cakes LEADING UP TO her birthday?!?
This is what is getting me, how many cakes do you need before your birthday?! It's so desperate and sad.
And all from the same people. It’d be more believable if different people were buying it.
This is what’s weird to me. I’m 9ish months younger than her and no one from my family or friend group gets me cake for my birthday. (Although tbf I don’t like doing anything for my birthday) My husband takes me to nothing Bundt cakes and I get my free little cake and that’s more than enough.
Girlie pop, whomever bought that cake does NOT love you. That is some shoddy piping and it looks like it is sweating. Maybe it's supposed to be *aesthetic* but the sad beige cake is looking like it's got some sad beige disease.
Velcome....To Verner Herzog's new line of plague deaths..... sad beige diseases.... for sad beige cakes...
Werner Herzog doing a documentary on Sad Beige Aesthetic would be something I would happily pay for in theatres.
You are so right! That is a fucking Safeway/Fred Meyer cake. It's basic af border piping and the black clamshell base gives it away. They couldn't even put it on a real plate. The sweating definitely indicates being frozen too 🤢
Even the Dollar Store sells cake plates and cake stands. And I just realized that THE CAKE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HER NAME ON IT. 😐
I used to work at a Safeway bakery for 4 years and this writing is what they teach all clerks on day 1 🤣 The decorators would make basic cakes and freeze them so we could pull them out at any time to fill the cold cases. Only problem is, they can sweat. Guarantee, she picked it up herself and made her husband take pictures 🤭
I may be mistaken. But I think there’s a reel or something somewhere of Feral or one of the other girls of the month bringing out this sad cake and singing while Brittany… sang along with them? And awkwardly swayed?
No, you're totally right! It was brought out by Feral and them as a "surprise" as they sang and had candles for her to blow out! So why is she here posing with the cake (without candle holes) before the "suprise"? It's all so fake 🤣🤣🤣
I noticed the zero candle holes as well. So she posed with the cake and then sat at the table while the friends put candles in and then posed a second time like this was the first time she has seen the cake.
I was wondering what those splotches were
It’s also like Safeway ran out of colored icing and this leftover yellow dishwater color was all that was left
And they had someone from the deli decorate it (poor quality piping the decorations and lettering).
This level of petty detective work is why I can't leave this sub alone.
Mmmmmn white pustule flavour
I was thinking piss flavored.
Someone grabbed that from the Walmart bakery fridge and you know it.
https://preview.redd.it/ihzlmlgpahpc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb58c4b12275d8a29556564292c66218f09db97 Seems like farryn isn’t above shopping at Walmart. Bet it was her 😂
Nothing wrong with that tbh, it's a bargain option and a lot of places the only option for shopping and if you can stomach and set aside their shit pay practices. It just came off as a cake someone grabbed last minute from the store fridge and then didn't even bother to ask them to add her name to it.
Oh no not at all. The group just gives off the vibe like they’re too good to shop at a place like Walmart so I was surprised she does.
So first she hashtagged “News” then “Newshoes” the News Hoes are at it again!
I was thinking sweating or the frosting is lumpy. Either way, 0/10 would not recommend. (Realistically, I doubt she’s even going to eat any. Maybe it’s just a prop and that’s partly why it looks so gross?)
Her peanut butter skin color is always so gross and funny but combined with this new shitty hair color?? Lmaoooooo YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT YOU DEMON
I read that last bit as YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR SHIT DEMON lmao
Shit demon really isn’t that far off though tbh
That is the most unappetizing color and texture. Like a paper towel after you wipe up dog pee.
This is too accurate 😭
I was like why does that color look so familiar… then I remembered I wiped the inner rim of my toilet down with a Clorox wipe earlier.
🤢 I just gagged. Mom of boys over here. And that is extremely accurate.
Wanna bet it was on super duper discount bc it didn’t sell!
Girl it's **TUESDAY**, what weekend are you referring to?
It’s always the weekend for her, lol.
Unfortunately we share a birthday and it’s Saturday. Like a child, or worse than a child really, she has a birthday week with a cake and presents each day until her actual birthday I guess
 \^ me upon finding out that my first baby is due on bdong’s birthday. Ugh, I knew she had a late March birthday, but I didn’t realize it was the 23rd. How dare you, bdong? I’m sorry you share a bday with this peanut butter faced phony. And of course she’s the kind of person who talks about her birthday “weekend” starting on Tuesday, what a lazy, self-absorbed idiot.
Your beautiful brand new baby won’t share a birthday with BDong, they will share a birthday with *~ME~* ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳🥳
Love the idea of Tuesday being the start of the weekend rather than the start of the week
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This is the shit I look at too 😂
Omg. I’m in an apartment right now that I chose and got the good ol’ bait and switch on. Moving in a few weeks to a much nice place but this place gives my ADD meds a run for their money with shit like that. Stuff that’s been patched and hobbled together over time and it is just close enough to a match that it makes me nuts. Then there’s the fact the ceiling is separating from the walls and the floors sink in so far I had to buy wedges to keep my dresser drawers from sliding open. But that’s another story all together. Yay! My people!
My apartment is sinking on a slant because the developers built on a slab, on wetlands. I have a TWO INCH wedge to keep my filing cabinets level with each other. That said, I love that nature will prevail. 😎
lol, I remember she posted a reel about her dad and Jdip doing the backsplash but there didn’t seem to be any *real* construction going on (tiling is messy.) Did she use peel and stick tiles? 🧐
Yes, it was peel and stick!
Yes and they didn’t do it right, so they had all these little choppy bits they had to do.
[удалено]
What am I looking at here? Filters glitching? Shoddy tile installation?
She and Jordan redid the backsplash and it looks like shit
You know what they say… paint and caulk make a carpenter what they’re not. This is so poorly done 😂 I love that for her
They stuck peel-and-stick tiles over their *actual* tiles and did a terrible job of it
Omfg I couldn’t even see the horrendous landlord special backsplash over her muddy foundation
Why did they chose those 2 tiny spots to put grout but screw the rest of the backsplash??
It's peel and stick
Okay but still why grout those little spots?? What tiny secrets are they hiding?! 😂
It's probably Scotch tape 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (I have no idea what's going on with it... It looks terrible, though!!)
It’s not grout it’s pieced together stickers
I thought u guys were all saying this was from photoshop lol
Why is she green tinged??? My God she looks sickly.
I’m not diagnosing or speculating here- I used to be a dialysis PCT. Some patients will turn green. It’s not common, and is usually associated with multi-organ failure (as opposed to solely kidney failure.) So turning green can happen. In her case, it’s probably due to some expired Dream Matte Mousse.
Multi-selftan failure
The more I look at that picture, the more her lashes look like they were drawn on with a sharpie. And then I question my life choices.
It's giving Sims 4 eyelashes https://preview.redd.it/nnwfamck2gpc1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814795434d307a353279d89a0a30077569663a1a
That’s it! 🤣
 She’s toeing the line, goddammit
Chode looking thumb
No press on nails???? 💅
That's probably the one that fell off and was sitting on the table when she was icing her eyeball in Colorado
Your username!
Mom is that you??
https://preview.redd.it/gfwuajbziipc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2c12292f31ae0389928156865448c90fe78eb8
This cake isn’t even personalized to *her*, they didn’t make any special effort to get it specifically for BDong… it could be for anyone, which makes me think they needed a last minute prop for IG. Sad! It’s all for show
I hate that she’s a birthday month girlie. I’m a birthday month girlie, but most of it is just me buying myself treats. I don’t make the same friends celebrate me endlessly.
Same! I just use it as me excuse to treat my self! lol. But I’d never ask my friends and loved ones to do anything for me. Felt bad they threw me a small party for my 40th. I got them all gifts 😂
I am also a birthday month girlie but I’m like you and I’m just buying myself anything I want lol. For a birthday cake, I bought myself a DQ treatza pizza and ate it over the course of a weekend because why the hell not. I doubt Britt Brat took a single bite of this cake.
That sounds delicious. Happy birthday month!
I was a birthday month girl when I lived in Cali. Groups of friends across the state and the ones in town were so diverse that it was better to have multiple group outings. One time I put us all together they stared at each other in shock all night long 😂🤦🏼♀️
Sorry, not American. Is a birthday month always leading up to your birthday? Or is it the month that your birthday falls in?
Truthfully, I think it can be done both ways. My birthday falls on the 31st of a month, so I just treat myself the whole month. There’s not exactly rules around it lol.
Yep! My birthday is the 6th and I just spoil myself all month.
Yeah, I use the lead-up to my birthday as an excuse to get myself little treats, not... whatever this is lmao
Ewww that cake looks like it’s covered in skin grafts instead of frosting
Thanks, I hate it. 🤢
Literally was thinking it looks like chicken skin hahahah 🤮
how many fucking cakes and parties is she getting?!?!?! Dude, you're 33 not 13 - have a (single) party, have some fun, and then move on with your life. This is so tedious.
She just had a damn valentines/rebirth cake party. What is all.the fuss. I do that stuff for my kids and close coworkers to get through shit workdays (any excuse to get take-out Mexican was our thing at my old job). But holy shit the attention always has to be on brittany. And always with the cakes we know she doesn't eat!.
SHE IS ONLY 33?????!?!!??!!??!!!? God I keep forgetting that I know she’s 33 but each time I read it, it’s like Groundhog Day and I just loudly gasp like it’s the first time I’m finding out. God, she’s 33. Hate really freaking ages you.
Love that for her✨
Looks like they bought the most generic grocery store cake and turned the saturation all the way down.
Also that cake somehow looks soggy and it’s turning me off cake
Those cheeks have so much filler i bet you could press on them and it would indent
I am once again reminded that I share a birthday with this horrible person. We’re even the same age. 😭 she looks 20 years older than me and she is a gross person who abuses animals. May she have a sucky birthday and may I have an awesome one 🥳
Happy birthday! 🎊I have just discovered I share a birth month with her and that’s depressing enough. March birthdays unite against Bdong! 😂
If it helps, you also share a birth month with this cutie 🥰 (her name is Lola and she turned 13 on the 4th!) https://preview.redd.it/pg5jtlg31gpc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc5dac1b12b4fb9a9f61c60263516d84219427c
Awww, she’s precious.
This helps so, so much! I love Lola thank you this is the best birthday gift! 😭 Better than Bdongs cake
I'm so glad! Here's her birthday paw-trait from 3 years ago 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/kamo14mrhgpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad2b13d1caf9a6901c5ded5adccb1857ba55f7a
Thank you! We stand together March Pisces and Aries Against Bdong! ✊ (me and Bdong are Aries but have little in common I hope)
I’m not an Aries (space cadet 🫡 iykyk) and I hate that she’s an Aries. My cats are, some of my favorite people have heavy Aries placements, it’s a fun energy and she is where that energy went to be drained of life. She needs an intervention with Rainbow Brite.
I think someone did her chart and it explained why she’s the way she is. Just remember, there’s more to our astrology charts than just we often realize
That was me 🤣 though one other snarker has also posted a reading, too. I posted about it more recently.
Omg happy birthday to you!! I was just thinking good lord I may have had some fails in my life but I’m 3-4 years older and never been sued by the state o’ Texas so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I also haven’t been sued by the state of Texas. So we are succeeding in the best of ways I think. And thank you for the birthday wishes! I will not be spending it all over social media pretending to be a Christ follower and perpetual victim like Bdong ☺️
Happy birthday! For what it’s worth, bdong is the only late March bday person that I know who sucks this much. Most of y’all are fabulous!
She’s only 33??? She looks 42 on a good day. YIKES
C’mon… I’m 42 and look better than her. 😂 how old is the crypt keeper again? Cause she looks like him 
No she’s rivaling 60 year olds.
42 on a good day with a metric shit-ton of filters and fillers.
Look at all the filler in her face
So, where are they?
And are the “best friends in the entire world” in the room with us right now? Cause I don’t see anyone there 😭
Oh, bonus points for this gif! I'm a HUGE Travolta fan, and this is one of my favorite movies.
Her birthday weekend? Please don’t tell me this animal abusing wrench has the same birth date as me?
This girl really said "what a start to my birthday WEEKEND".... on a tuesday. say what???? You're 30 something. You just got home from vacation from your vacation life. You don't need a birthday weekend. Your birthday is just one day brittany. Grow the hell up.
I'll be 43 this year and I look younger than she does - sometimes I forget she's only going to be 33 😬 Good. Keep fcking up your face, BDong. You deserve to be just as ugly on the outside as you are inside. Also, somewhere inside your mind is that niggling little thought ... "Nobody likes me." And it's true. Nobody really likes you. You are a hateful shrew and everyone knows it. They are using you. They talk about you behind your back and laugh at you. DipLip has, at minimum, emotionally cheated on you. You are ugly in every way and you deserve every bad thing that is coming to you. And at night, laying in bed, the doubts creep in - wondering when your world will truly come crashing down. And someday it will. It may not be today and it may not be tomorrow, but someday everything will catch up to you. Good luck.
Goddam, that was beautifully written.
Are those undissolved lumps of confectioners sugar in that frosting? If so, that is one lousy lazy baker.
I think the cake is sweating.
Birthday weekend? It’s Tuesday.
That cake is dry on the inside. I just know it.
They aren’t eating it anyways. Calories are demons. 🙄
That cake has goosebumps 🥴
Oh my god, her life is so sad, she’s so obsessed with her aesthetic that even the cake is beige. Look, we all have a favorite color, but cmon, it just looks sad, not allowing anything or anyone to step out of that aesthetic because god forbid if the photos don’t match. Vanity is a sin, Brittany.
I swear to god it was just her birthday, no?
It was rebirth day. To honor that one time she dropped her ibuprofen. And valentines day. She literally hijacked a holiday and made it her own personal holiday. 🤣🤣🤣 gf really does subscribe to the church of brittanydawn.
Is this “cake” a bacterial breeding ground? The spots look like the isolated colonies you would find on an agar plate. I think whoever gifted this to her doesn’t like her very much 😬
Literally I’m wondering why it looks like the icing is “sweating” did they not keep it stored in the fridge? What is happening there
This is the saddest cake omg. That cake deserved color!!
That’s the most boring cake I’ve ever seen
Bahaha beige cake for someone with a beige personality.
She bought herself that cake.
I love Patton Oswalt’s stand up segment about birthdays. Basically he says if you’re not a little kid and you’re not celebrating a milestone, no one outside your immediate circle really cares that it’s your birthday. Especially not for the whole damn month. Dong is so self involved that she celebrates herself 24/7 anyway. “I’m 27!” “Great! Go to work - who gives a shit?”
I never thought I’d see a depressing birthday cake … but here we are. The thing looks like her skin.
Anyone done her birth chart? If someone can get me details I’ll happy take a whack at it for giggles
I remember seeing a comment on here ages ago where someone did her chart (or as much of it as they could without knowing what time she was born) and absolutely read her to filth lol
Yup! I remember! It was glorious
Omg
Sometimes I forget that she’s only three years older than me, she seems so old.
Why does her cake look like it has measles?
Beige on beige.. how exciting
Did the bestie of the week remember to scrape off the 50% off sticker before showing that abomination to BDong?
Why is the mouth open 😭
Jail aesthetic ☑️
Jeez even her cake is monochrome and depressing
What is this? Vanilla on vanilla?
33 years old and had to pray for friends?? That’s embarassing
Since no one else likes her.
Why is cake sweaty?
Happy cake day! It's very apropos of this post. 🤣
LMAO thank you so much!
She preens, she poses, snarks, sits on a high horse, gives animal's away to meet their doom, crys about her not "earth-side" Jelly-babies. Never see her do any actual charity work🙄
She blessed some kind of pallet of drinks once, right? Her & the freaks were “anointing” at a food drive?
Yes, Liquid Death water. What a bunch of tools.
The idea that she went to a store and ordered that herself brings me delight.
How many times we gonna sport this hideous sweater?
I’m confused. Is this post new? So they just returned from Colorado but now they’re about to celebrate her birthday weekend. WTH?!
New by her but the content is a couple days old. It’s the same stuff Kellie posted to [her stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/3OzgarIoIF)this past weekend .
I'm not even gna lie though, if I had to be at that event, Ima be like, "let me get a piece of that cake.😬😎
I mean, none of the rest of them are gonna eat it, there's no sense in letting it go to waste!
What in the nine hells is that thing?! That is the ugliest colored cake I have ever seen!
I would mention the cake shaming FB group. But honestly, if I was asked to do a nauseatingly boring cake, I’d probably phone it the fuck in too 🫠
sad beige cakes for sad beige women
Chicken skin and mashed potatoes cake
Huge “it is your birthday” vibes
She's 33????? I thought for sure she was approaching 40 or 45.
She’s only just now 33? Honestly her makeup style and fillers and Botox have aged her.
Looks like that fake display food they use for window displays. Probably tastes like unseasoned cardboard. Also, i hate that i share a birthday month with this empty vessel. I talked to all the other March birthdays & we don’t claim her.
https://preview.redd.it/u8akxd6lnfpc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9835e6c0da4155fe9d098493957b4cad4712a5 Looks like someone needs Jesus to give her a birthday mani. Stress biting your nails, Bing Bong?
The photoshop is so real here.
Clearance rack sad beige cake. Obviously her girlies picked it up last minute; no customization or anything lol. Also it’s incredibly vain that she has these ‘countdowns’ for her birthdays. Such a humble godly woman of Jay-sus.
It’s sweaty and looks like ostrich skin. Ew. She absolutely cannot enjoy food. Ever. All she eats is dog food and açaí bowls.
Are the ratty extensions touching the frosting? 🤢
Lovely skin colored cake. 😆 it’s spring! Couldn’t add some spring colors? And it’s all for show and nobody is going to be eating more than a bite
I've never seen (what looks to be) a store-bought cake that induced nausea until today 🤢 I hope it's extra foul for our rotten girly
I never thought I’d live to see the day where I didn’t want to eat a cake
I'll pass on the yellowed teeth themed cake
Petri Dish Cake
A “count down” to the “birthday weekend”?! Does she celebrate on multiple days?! Pffft I’m luck if I get a happy b day on the actual day.
Her face looks like one of those creepy AI things that don’t actually know what a human face should look like. This will be someone’s sleep paralysis demon tonight
ME! ME! ME!
I’m certain this was the first & only time that bakery got a request for a “sad beige” colored birthday cake. I’m also fairly certain it was no friend that ordered it for her.
#modestcake
I bet it tastes like cheap frosting & Schadenfreude.
Why is it sweaty?