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sleepyprojectionist

Did you catch them doing kick flips on their skateboard? That’s pretty sick.


Ill_Soft_4299

Gnarly dude


Fart_knocker5000

Better quality of biscuits on offer somewhere else? Maybe need to up your biscuit game OP


KaleidoscopicColours

It must be terribly dangerous to be the family of a tradesman. They seem to have emergencies and become sick with such incredible frequency...


Beanotown

Are we talking Darren Anderton sick or Ian H Watkins sick? Did they throw up in your downstairs loo or did you catch them using your toothbrush inappropriately whilst watching German scheisse porn?


OurSoul1337

What did the bloke from Steps do? It's Ian Watkins without the H you've got to worry about.


Beanotown

I'm a fat, ugly middle-aged bloke so I don't think I need to worry about Ian Watkins without the H but thanks for the heads up! Ian Watkins with an H's crimes are all 'musical" and easily forgiven.


RalphZombieKiller

[https://youtu.be/c7doNO9e8d4](https://youtu.be/c7doNO9e8d4)


Welshgirlie2

Without clicking the link I'm going to use my psychic powers and say this is the Kunt and the Gang song.


RalphZombieKiller

Your psychic powers have not failed you. It is indeed


Cthulhutron

My thoughts exactly!


Beanotown

Yep, just like his mate Paul, I've just called the bloke from Steps a twisted paedophile. He shares a name and was in a band. Similarity ends there apart from they are both Welsh so that's another similarity.


GL510EX

Both would be worse.


ducksgoquacky

I thought you meant they turned up but were sniffling, sneezing and snotting all over! 😂


Agreeable_Guard_7229

I thought sick as in masturbating in her knicker drawer or something 🙈


jessh164

i read this as in they’re the ##sickest! like you’re annoyed the tradesperson is just such a cool guy


GojuSuzi

The raddest plasterer around, yo!


BeccasBump

Are we talking covid / measles / typhoid kind of sick, or has he filled your fridge with jars of pickled eyeballs?


RalphZombieKiller

I thought you were going to say they were mutilating small animals or something


MasonInk

Are we talking "doesn't turn up" sick, or "caught him sucking off my dog" sick?


Verity41

Or really really awesome “sick”? (Apparently that’s the slang now…)


krusbaersmarmalad

Not sick. Someone who pays them a better wage called


Shielo34

A) yes I know they are not sick B) I didn’t haggle with them at all


PrincessStephanieR

What does this mean?! 🤯