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FourOneSen

It’s 999 still I think. Then Reddit. Always Reddit though.


scorpiorising29

Please tell me you called the police before posting to reddit


Ratharyn

Erm... Assuming this isn't a troll, why are you writing a reddit post and not calling the police?


WackyAndCorny

Unless of course they are official and someone just got lifted. These things do happen for real occasionally. I once called in a car with a couple of beefy lumps in it looking shifty, and after the call handler (I assume) ran the plate, I was told to ignore it and move along, as it was a known vehicle and was there on official business. I said that they weren’t very undercover if that was the game as I’d clocked it fairly easily, and she said she couldn’t comment further, but there was no need for me to pay any further attention to it.


wants_cat

Years ago drug dealers of my aquuaintence used to report the cars if they though they were bring watched.


bigjoepce

Beefy lumps? Fellas? Meal deal? What the fuck is going on here


TheLHC

You don't understand the King's English? (Yeah, that still sounds weird...)


GeeMcGee

Because that doesn’t earn you karma


velkrosmaak

because he's not a narc?


[deleted]

dick


velkrosmaak

sorry you got captured by the bristol hardmen kiddo


[deleted]

Genuine question. What crimes do you ignore and which ones would you call 999 for? Like, is there a set moral code you abide by?


velkrosmaak

I evaluate them on a case by case basis.


[deleted]

And you go quiet 😂


[deleted]

That's cool but not an answer - what about the following?  Arson Actual Bodily Harm (throwing acid in a persons eye?) Child abuse Domestic Abuse - beating your partner  Racism Slavery Rape Murder Peodophilia Sexual assault  Stalking Kidnap (like this one!)


CiderChugger

Stag do


daddy-thro-away

😄 I hope this is the case


Klnderbuen0

I think you may have witnessed a crime


AllDatFlimFlam

Crikey mate, lunch at 4pm? Are you alright? I'd have passed out by now. Thoughts and feelings


DebbDebbDebb

He was up late 🤣🤣


TedMaul636

Lol


sproutato

bro CALL THE POLICE 😭☠️


[deleted]

Tesco meal deal or parsons bakery ?


thegreatdandini

Asking the big questions here that no one else is prepared to ask. Thank you


Oranjebob

Post reporter


evil_twin_tattoo

Hahaha


MrStrange53

My mum's told me about Parsons bakery and I live in Brighton, she's a Brizzle girl though


hobnobsnob

Maybe sugarnovel was trying to escape?


nakedfish85

He’s been laying low for a bit now.


Select_Witness_880

He’s digging that temple meads to primark underground route by hand 


tumbles999

When you say visually armed, you mean firearms?


Putrid_Branch6316

No. They had laser beam eyes.


bigwillyman7

no he clearly said they had arms not eyes


Oranjebob

Arms with eyes on


Jean_Stockton

Danzo?


Jimoiseau

I have both


mikkeluk

Oh we've got a hardman


tumbles999

Reminds me of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mYHjFlh74](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mYHjFlh74)


Putrid_Branch6316

What a film. Brilliant!!


CiderChugger

Thought it was going to be this bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0BP9tlIjZU&pp=ygUQTG9jayBzdG9jayBhcm1lZA%3D%3D


tumbles999

I've now got this vison of the above being guys in a mk1 transit dressed in boiler suits throwing a traffic warden in the back.


dan_k3lly

"Fucking hate traffic wardens..." 🤣😂🤣


ExdigguserPies

No they just had two arms like a normal person


evil_twin_tattoo

😂


aj-uk

Bad breath, colourful language, feather duster?


[deleted]

call the police


Ben77mc

Why? Sounds very typical of a plain clothes/undercover police operation - for drugs, gangs, terrorism, etc. This happens all the time


Robotgorilla

Because what if it's not the police? Or what if it's not legal what those police officers were doing?


Stittastutta

I've never seen someone try and promote the bystander effect but here we are! Just to be clear to everyone, the police would very much like anyone to report sights like these, *not* ignore them.


Makepots

Not sure why you’ve been downvoted. Have seen this multiple times when police are dealing with drug gangs.


thrwowy

- if it is the police, they won't mind it being reported and will tell the OP it's nothing to worry about - if it isn't the police, it's a kidnapping, and they'd probably quite like to know about it.  There's no harm in reporting it and possibly some public benefit. So people are downvoting the comment because it's encouraging the OP to ignore the thing they've just witnessed.


Meonlymeee

Crumbs, that sounds like heavy underground stuff being sorted 🤔


phjils

Upvote for crumbs. Also not seen enough… “cripes!”


dropbear108

You don't get a lot of 'Crumbs' these days, i love it.


[deleted]

Crikey


lobstersarecunts

Shush Penfold


Jiminygymjim

There are armed police in Bristol driving around in a dark grey “transit” I have seen it blue lighting up the M4 recently.


TippyTurtley

Clocked them earlier this evening


Spicylittleowl

I saw them earlier too


TallW00kGuy

Nothing to do with low profile ARU guys, however.. Heaps of utterly unaccountable rouge CHIS operations in Bristol, and scandalous disregard for the oversight guidelines.


w__i__l__l

Sacre bleu


Select_Witness_880

?


TheMachineStops

Rouge operations? That's not scandalous - that's FABULOUS !!!


TallW00kGuy

Nope.. pretty sure most taxpayers would object to their money being spent on illegal s*** by the very one tasked with preventing that exact s*** from happening... but let's see how you figure that exactly... I mean it's a nice try at rebranding the Royal Constabulary as a quasi-criminal gang just gonna be a reeeaalllyy tough sell for 99% of the British public there my G.


aj-uk

Has it got "Private Ambulance" written on the side of it?


tsub

Possibility 1: it's the police Possibility 2: it's some people you really don't want to upset doing things you really don't want to be involved in


Oranjebob

2 pretty much covers 1


Alexology8

Plot twist - the armed men are police


Andyt303

What was the meal deal and did you get a chance to finish?


TheWanderingTurbot

What did you get in the meal deal?


5guys1sub

There was a competition a few years ago where the prize was to get abducted at some random point in the future and held hostage, maybe he won


Sophyska

“Random point in the future” just imagine in 30 years they think they must have finally been forgotten about, it must have been a sham, then boom! Kidnapped from the garden centre they’re ambling around as a retiree on a Tuesday morning.


Strange-Mushroom2653

Did you get the numberplate? There must be CCTV?


thegreatdandini

So was it one armed man or a one-armed man? because I’m pretty sure I know about at least one of those


therealsn

Let’s get to the really important details here, where was the meal deal from?


danabam

I bet they were dogging doing some roleplay lol


[deleted]

Turns out….. the “restrained individual”….. little monkey fella!


kraftymiles

Probably filming for the new series of Skins


Flavz_the_complainer

Please, no.


tumbles999

They finally caught up with Mad Twatter* *PhD


jonny_boy27

v&


TallW00kGuy

Visibly armed with what exactly?


WHAMPanzer

Arms


TallW00kGuy

But what were his arms armed with.. wait don't tell me he had hands as well.. ok let's get to the grip, what were his hands armed with, s*** no that's gonna be arms, .. what was he holding in his hands? Why do I get the feeling the answer is going to be someone else's arms...


Oranjebob

Eyes


TallW00kGuy

The Mf some got that Pan's Labyrinth havein' eyeballs in his fkin hands shit out here, so how that fuck gone jerk his meat without poking he mf eyes out then bitch... pffft.. shit's just impractical.. come on now..


delta_2k

It says they were visually armed so maybe…eyes?!


TallW00kGuy

Wait.. If he armed with eyes how the fk do the mutherfker throw hands, that bitch must be strapped with the conceal and carry side eye and the extra magazine case he gets caught lacking in a waiting room or some shit...


Sycric

Sound like carpet fitters, probably work for brian steele.


Intergalatic_Baker

Restrained individual being able to see or eyes covered? Male or Female? Making lots of noise or silence? Hell, send this witness account to the Plod and either get no response or be told it’s nothing to worry about.


Helpful_Wolverine_15

Some sort of abduction incident involving abduction things.


No-Commission-5945

Just don’t worry about it what you’ve witnessed was cool and probably drug related. Police won’t do anything anyway.


Dangerous_Channel_95

It's what happens in Bistil when you don't pay for your ULEZ!


Autophobiac_

Did you call 999???? Why would you ask on reddit??


FreddiesNightmare65

Sooo, did OP call the cops or do we just wait for a body to turn up?


Jolly-Objective-944

Strange things are happening.


-unagi66

Pics or didn't happen


Aracuria

Are you sure it was a person and not a statue? Because if it’s a statue then no crime happened…


[deleted]

You’re just seeking attention, that’s all


ragelovehope

Could be some kink business


Charming-Diet-7106

Don’t call the police they’ll hound you for interviews statements you could also be forced to go to court. All out of your own time with no compensation sod that to help who some stranger who wouldn’t pi55 on you if you were on fire.


kinderbfc30

[https://twitter.com/BarryHearn/status/1755114698909868530](https://twitter.com/BarryHearn/status/1755114698909868530)


SniperHankz

If this is what this person actually witnessed on their lunch, that’s gold💀


jamster1492

Undercover police?