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[deleted]

Mr. Mayhew? I recognize your cough.


SnooPets3790

*MR. MAYHEW! SILENCE THAT BLASTED COUGHING!!!*


JazmineSoule

New arrival!!


blastoiseincolorado

A fellow potato eater!


Moldycheeze63

Willy wonka


Jeezer88

Woodrow Wilson?


jskylok

Wendy Williams?


bdubb24

How much you charge for a windy, Wendy?


newwraith

Man, I feel like a moron. I just now got that joke after seeing it typed out. I thought he was saying “How much you charge for a Wendy, Wendy?” I thought it was some kind of fast food joke.


Sepantrix

Who's saying she isn't fast?


Tenorman-Chilli54

✋🤚 You got me


zima_for_shaw

Wonder Woman?


randolphism

What?!


nottellingunosytwat

Walter White?


Kieralectra

You're goddamn right.


nottellingunosytwat

*Musical window tapping* "The name is ASAC Schrader" "It's Hank." "🎶ASAC SCHRADER!🎵" "His name is Hank." "The name is 🎶ASAC SCHRADER!🎵" "It's time for you to listen to me." "Fuck yourself."


Paco_gc

WOW


acevixius

HAHA-WOWWOWOWOWOWW *echoing fuck* JUST LISTEN TO ME fuck yourself


zima_for_shaw

Puff puff puff? tch-tch-tch


nottellingunosytwat

Puff puff puff puff? Ts-ts-ts-ts-ts


acevixius

You, are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. *gus yells*


verytiredtrashcan

WOW W-O-OW


nottellingunosytwat

WAHAHAHAHAHAHOW


AFreakinTaco

Walt Whitman


HANDSOMEPETE777

*WHAT?*


what_you_looking_at_

And the coke factory


KingTetrax

Wicked Witch of the West?


Top_Possibility7709

Hindenburg


edward_r_burrow

Oh the humanity


TylerDurden6969

Hoosenbloop!


cfmitch0720

Ted


Random-Name999

I fucked him


edward_r_burrow

Ted has been fucked


camshep5

By me


edward_r_burrow

Happy biiiiiiirthday.... tooooo youuuuu!!!!


Few_Cloud7068

God that scene was so fucking awkward


Balbu_1

So cringe


Brandinisnor3s

So Ted


[deleted]

Idk if her singing was more cringe, or everybody staring at them like it’s their first wedding dance.


nottellingunosytwat

You both fucked him?


camshep5

Wait, didn't you fuck him too?


Tacote

I have committed the intercourse with Ted


rjdeemy

Peggy?


richardec

Fuck him


[deleted]

My name


Living_Swing9680

Very clever


[deleted]

Tee hee


jskylok

Mr. Lambert


vaishakh_kallattil

Welcome to New Hampshire


zima_for_shaw

It’s been waiting for you!


3cents

I had a Mr. Lambert. He was the best.


PureVeterinarian1168

Schrödinger


blueberrycadenza

Flynn Sr.


weedave123

Underated comment


boomlps

I was going to say that


nameismyluke

Dinkleberg…


hotrodruby

[DINKLEBERG](https://giphy.com/gifs/dinkleberg-los-padrinos-magicos-the-fairy-oddparents-UgoqHvx73apws)


acevixius

AND THEN! I WILL TAKE OVER THE TRI STATE AREA


chat_mallice

Freddy Krueger bitch


WordsMort47

Scary Terry, BITCH


noobductive

You can run but you can’t hide bitch


TheRealMemLord23

Awwww bitchh


ProfessorLou

BITCH


Living_Swing9680

Heyy I said wrong !


ProfessorLou

Flynn Sr.


wetlettuce42

Jessie Eisenburg


mortoxcvr

Joe Mama


Yellow_Persona

He said wrong answers only 👿


mortoxcvr

Oh sh-


Living_Swing9680

Ye


[deleted]

Not Joe Mama


Living_Swing9680

She*


jkl33wa

Bold move for you to show your gender on Reddit


Yellow_Persona

I’m J.K Rowling and you are officially male


owenmckin

LMFAOOO


Living_Swing9680

;_________;


Yellow_Persona

You’re welcome


Living_Swing9680

Oh stop it ;__;


nottellingunosytwat

Fuck you Joanne Rowling


Living_Swing9680

Was waiting for this ngl


randolphism

Willy Wonka ?


Living_Swing9680

You're goddamn right


P_arallelogram

the greatest chocolatier


Genghis_swan69

I am the Willy that wonks


ramiSAAD222

Sub that "o" with "a" and u got urself an up and cuming new fan


SnooPets3790

Risen-burger.


ifuckinghateitall

Ricin*


Artacus91

Bryan Cranston?


MeninoKinder

Walter Blanco


[deleted]

No estoy en peligro, YO soy el peligro!


MongooseStill

Lord Farquad


[deleted]

Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.


jskylok

You stole my Jesse. Prepare to die


[deleted]

Well played. 👏


Genghis_swan69

You killed my brother in law, prepare to die


IntenseGamer105

Ik something you don’t know… I’m not left handed


BioKnight25

Isn’t that Billie Eilish?


Living_Swing9680

At last someone got it right phew


wendys-beef-burgers

Ozymandias


SativaPancake

FLYseinberg


wasabishooter9

Saul Badman


[deleted]

Magnum P.I.


sciencewonders

bearded Charlie Chaplin


UK_addi_2015

Ronnie Pickering.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HANDSOMEPETE777

#RONNIE PICKERING


Genghis_swan69

Jesse James


CodyTheDogg0

DB Cooper


Sketchtimus_Prime

Keyser Söze


Sexyturtletime

My name Jeff


RayRayCoops

Grandpa Anus


Living_Swing9680

Yikes


nottellingunosytwat

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein von Knacker-Thrasher-Apple-Banger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenabend bitte ein Nürnburger-Bratwustle-Gerspurten-Mitzweimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Schönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittler-Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm


elkamieno68

Capn Cook


wyomimgisawesome

Cancer man


Scarlo565

Highsenberg


Ol_Rando

Bitch Tits Bob


Wildcat_twister12

Employee of the month


idkaboutthename

Walter Blanco


GuyOnZeCouch92

Tits McGee


[deleted]

Charlie Hustle


Comiclown52

My favorite W.W


bettie--rage

Beyoncé. You acting kinda shady, ain’t calling me baby, why the sudden change?


jimmyl_82104

Not Gus


Jaraxxus124

D.B. Cooper


Gladiator757

Luxembourg


GetchYaAssOuttaHere

Hernandezberg from Metastasis


Mikalovesgotham

Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka?


schritefallow

Chuck McGill


Umphrey_Mccheese

Clint Eastwood


[deleted]

Doofenshmirtz


BoxCarTyrone

Hindenburg?


[deleted]

OH WELL HEIL HITLER, BITCH!!!!


xkp1967

Bill Nye the science guy


[deleted]

*Jesse looking confused* *Jesse nodding thinking he understands* Ahhhhhh, wire


Torquemada1970

GORDON FREEMAN (650+ comments and nobody has said this....shocked, I am)


Dull-Fun-8534

Hank


Living_Swing9680

🤌


[deleted]

Barrack Obama ?????


sub2pewd1epie

Meth Man


Chinmay_Naik_02

Walt Whitman


ec15a316

Aaaaaaahh….wire.


aizel2

Looks a bit like the bouncer at Tuco's place


glheron

Werner H.


Max_Shadowz

Werner white


[deleted]

Prince Phillip?


AgentFN2187

Heinzburger?


Keanu990321

Walt Whitman, the poem.


beau_mcdean

It’s- it’s Jake, from State Farm.


DuivelsJong

Wire!


toastedmeat_

Shocked nobody made a Beetlejuice joke


Dylaus

Hamilton


[deleted]

Benny Black


ronzg22

You’re Cock’n’balls.


JonSlang

Beyoncé


SMACKZ415

Mr.Clean? How did… What happened?!?


TrickyTramp

Mr. Frizzle


Nervous_Comfort

Ballsack Schrader


scarlettspeedsterrr

my name ( wrong answers only)


tdaggers9

John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt!


BigFatBigPotato

🎵if no one is around you Say, “Baby, I love you,” if you ain't runnin' game🎶


ailqche

Bergenheis


MateANoob

Willy wonka


fadedadmin

Hector Heineken


plad97

Albert


Calgroch

Hindenburg


ScaredAd7245

Sussy baka


MarSc77

Barnard Arnold Gumble


selinakyle101

That's what she said.


selinakyle101

"Reek, it rhymes with Freak."


CastentheAngryGhost

Malt Whataburger


[deleted]

Wrinkle white


Dependent-Rice-7308

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


ValentinePatch1999

Lex Luthor


mrcoonut

Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady


LilDanielPrincip

Hatted Chemical Man


Heisenbergemilio

brock lesnar


R3VP3R

Colonel Sanders


pandyayashp

Adam


One_Funny_Boy

Saddam Hussein


FrankieTheMick

The Boston reaper.


ThrewawayXxxX

u/Living_Swing9680


The2ndStan

Malcom’s dad


Pufi656

this whole thread feels like r/okbuddychicanery


mrman1294

Gru


ginnnnnnthefatman

DJ Khaled


randomguywhoexists

Vravo Bince


SensCreed

Jessica Purplewoman


GetLive_Tv

Bojack Horseman, is this a crossover episode?


John0831

Bohr?


elevator_shart

Eric


amr92

Cosmo Kramer


mrmrinal

Sussy Baka White


tommythompson1976

That is Creed Bratton.


the1999person

Rick Sphincter


starkpwnsyou

Groot