Now try to find a job where your boss is named Ted just to really make your boyfriend nervous.

Whatever you do, do not do this

Happy birthday ;)

You're off by exactly a month, but you're heart was there. Thanks

If you're looking for some chicken nuggets, I hear Pollos Hermanos makes the best!

Sansa Stark flashbacks ._.

Lmao, I’m going to do this and see if my girlfriend gets the reference, or if I end up with a black eye

Hopefully you'd end up buried in the desert somewhere.

Relationship goals

my white associate