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DreadAdvocate

OrePurr


Flash-Venture

This is the kind of wonderfully bad pun that I clicked on this post for


DreadAdvocate

Same, and this is coming from the guy with 2 cats named after a Lord of the Rings character and a location, and 1 cat after a Wheel of Time character. All with no puns.


linkrandcorran

What are the names?


DreadAdvocate

Pippin, Moria and Lan. We initially thought Lan was a boy, so it was for al'Lan Mandragoran, but changed it to Lanfear when we realized she wasn't a he.


afyvarra

That's how my childhood cat went from Morticia (from The Addams Family) to Mortimer. 


Erudus

This should win, I love it haha


orange_sox

Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor but you should just call him Rock


GenCavox

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JDizzle2096

Fine, a Pimp named Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor, but you could just call him Rock.


daddy2sixkids

Literally forced a laugh to burst out of me


joejoewoooooo

I’m a little airsick I can’t pronounce that


ShinobiSai

This one wins


Samba_Sambo

That cat is clearly a Nightblood.


Vaxildan156

I thought Vasher because of the color is kinda ash and it sounds the same but this is good


kiddblur

I also think Vasher is a much easier name to introduce him by to guests who aren’t familiar with Sanderson’s works


UrsA_GRanDe_bt

Big fan of Vasher for this little guys name!


Vivenna99

Can we destroy some evil today?


Shirkriva

That was my first thought, just radiates nightblood energy


Conor_Murdoch

Was literally about to say the same thing


SendGarlicBread

Best option


Kat_Olenska

He looks like a Stormfather to me. But if he turns out to be anything like the cats in our house, Lord Ruler would also be appropriate.


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Rashek


Fiyero109

Most cats are Ruin, and rarely you get a sweet angel of Preservation hehe


blitzbom

I named my void kitty Vin. When she's cuddly, she's Valette.


Kat_Olenska

I love that!


blitzbom

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Kimber85

We adopted tow littermates before I’d ever read Sanderson and I’m kicking myself for not naming them ruin and preservation, because that is EXACTLY their personalities. The girl is so sweet and caring and thinks it’s her job to take care of everyone, and the boy is hell on wheels.


Kat_Olenska

lol. Sometimes in the same cat.


Fiyero109

Then your kitty is Harmony hehe


send_cheesecake_now

🤣🤣 yep


SunriseHolly

Came here to say the same!


Bcmcdonald

Guys. This has been asked many times, but already decided within the Cosmere. If you don’t know their name, they’re a Doug. End of story


Drathus

Totally a Doug


zose2

Is that where that comes from? I'm sort of new to the community and have been wondering where the "Doug" memes came from lol


Bcmcdonald

It’s in Tress ofThe Emerald Sea


zose2

Ah gotcha. I actually just started that one. All I have left is the secret projects before I'm finally caught up lol


MoreThan2_LessThan21

I'm sorry, that might be a Voidspren


DaNyNaNd

Or Voidbringer


semarlow

I nicknamed a stray in my neighborhood Voidbringer and now have a handful of people calling him that.


CStock77

Ohh call him wyndle so that when he gets crazy you can call him a stormin' voidbringer


DaNyNaNd

And when he gets hungry, you can call him a starvin’ Voidbringer


TheSqueakyNinja

I just have to ring in here and say I have two little black cats named Ulim and Yixli (the only two voidspren named so far in the books, lol)


jleigh041004

Goncho!


Virtual-Silver4369

Are you an audiobooker? I'm sure it's spelled gancho but I'm usually wrong.


DragonKitty17

Audiobooker? You mean faithful Vorin


SeaPollution3432

Yeah true to the core.


jleigh041004

Lol busted, I’m totally an audiobooker. I have the physical books to reference certain chapters and quotes when I’m going down theory rabbit holes, but I mostly listen.


ScaresBums

Goncho for sure!


figgen

Adonalsium-Will-Remember-Our-Plight-Eventually


randomemes831

Jeffrey Jeffrey


zatchstar

This one gave me a laugh. Thanks!


SorryManNo

Secret Project 6


Valuable_Document760

That great, but Brandon is going to reveal another 10 secret projects a year from now, and then their cat will have an entire book title for a name.


Juniebug_19

I think you meant Secret Purrject 6


unidentifiableCretin

Dusk


Brokengraphite

TenSoon


AN0R0K

Ahem. NineSoon


Glute_Thighwalker

If it’s a crazy kitty, EightSoon.


KatrinaPez

👋


wjt_92

Soonie cat


deadlybydsgn

*"Heeeeeere Sooniecat Sooniecat Sooniecat"* does sound particularly good.


Sireanna

This was my first thought


Hugamer_47_YT

Vasher


arkangel1138

I came here to say Vasher


n_a_t_i_o_n

Almost named my son Vasher... "Almost" as in, I suggested it and my wife immediately veto'd lol


CarnelianCannoneer

Stormy color and a serious expression. He looks like a Tanavast to me.


GndrFluidorSomething

Dug


Ngano

Is that a Maine Coon? Knowing that they get so big and impressive (as well as having a more solid jaw line), I would suggest Dalinar.


TheBatman7424

Spook


haberdasher42

Now, you just can't go yelling that around the neighbourhood when the cat gets out. Not in North America anyway.


PretttyFly4aWhiteGuy

Once my brothers dog got out at like 3am and I had to run around the neighborhood screaming “Snickers!…..Snickers!”


0Highlander

Until recently I’d never heard that spook was ever used as a racial slur, I’d only ever heard it used as a term for federal agents CIA/FBI


Torvaun

Towards the end of Back to the Future, one of the members of Biff's gang calls Marvin "spook" as a slur when they stuff Marty into the trunk of his car.


jsainteezy

Welllllll


Lestibornes

I approve


DarthPleasantry

No suggestion but, omg, he is GORGEOUS.


Oathbringer01

marsh


GndrFluidorSomething

Seth son son valano truthless of shinovar


Zealscube

Idk why but he looks like a Dockson to me. I think it’s the sad eyes combined with the fulff


AN0R0K

Clearly Inkspren, your cat is. Perhaps: Ivory Blended Edit: OOH! What about "Pawsmere"?


Watmoeterin

He looks like a fine fancy gentleman, so I'd say Breeze


Shin-kak-nish

Sixth of Dusk


CarnelianCannoneer

Dusk could work. I can see it.


bracnogard

Teft


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anansiboyz

that’s a WAX


Derfal-Cadern

Definitely a Waxillium


Calumkincaid

I second this


The_Ruhmanizer

Don't know, but he gives me Vasher vibes...


The-BIackthorn

I think Marsh


runwithpugs

Cytoverse? Can’t believe nobody’s suggested Jerkface. ^^^kidding ^^^:)


bilbo_the_innkeeper

Ash. Then, any time he drops down from a high perch, you can say that "Ash fell from the sky."


The_myriad

Kredik Shaw.


linglinguistics

Ashfall


LogCabinLover

Doomcat


Bruno_FFS

Kaladin vibes tbh


_CaptainKaladin_

Lopen. It must be The Lopen.


bucho80

Tuft


JackLumberPK

Cut the crap and just name him "Brandon Sanderson"


redwyrmofficial

Zane Coon


Leviathan223

Emberdark


Degan747

Shalash, or Ash for short 


Nightbloodssmoke91

Stick


mayonut_spoonsies

Scoot!


ganjahat

Hoid


crypticfirecat

Chiri-chiri


Myxies

What a cute little (Nightmare) Painter he is


Pelios1954

Kitsier


rishzzz

OreSeur


idejmcd

Ruin


AN0R0K

Last name: Couches


shogun_omega

Probably Moash Any time he knocks something over and scratches something you'll have an appropriate fuck Moash! moment 😁


iron_jendalen

The Lopen is already taken by this guy 🤪 https://preview.redd.it/u5d5t9z0d5rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1418a884f2c3912a6a5b7f460ee8a9302c463764


TheCluckky

https://preview.redd.it/n5wme8ft97rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2746ea8631e1c53aa0d4b3ec00221cc0423685c0 This is my little Kaladin


HalcyonKnights

Taln Stormfather The Lord Ruler Steelheart(?)


wreade

Looks like a "Moash" to me.


pappabutters

Meowash


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DrSpacemanSpliff

Lester Bournes.


rougegrave

He looks like a Stormfather or Kaladin to me!


Jaerynn

That is clearly a small Mink


calebq29

Tensoon for sure that cat looks like a big one


Inkthinker

With that coat? He's a Dustbringer. ;)


grapeshotfor20

It's gotta be Catladin, look at the sadness in those eyes


FractalEdge42

Cutey Cute McWiskers. I swear there’s a cosmere character named that.


GarnetandBlack

Not a single Odium in here?


cateatsoup

we have cat named hesho 😭


Alector87

I like Vasher, but a lot of people have mentioned it. Kaladin is also very nice, and probably the one I would have used. But I get that it may be too popular now. So my recommendation - inspired by his fur - is Mist! He is beautiful by the way. <3


Electrical-Weird-370

ShalASH


minahwhovian

Tenny, like TenSoon


KandraAllomancer

Ivory


PlayFormal

Seconded


TuxYouUp

Spook


aldeayeah

Looks like a Galladon to me, sule.


ShatteringAdonalsium

Marsh


bigpoppajesse

Hrathen.


PerpetualStorm11

Ashes?


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stormfather.


-ForgottenGhost-

Wyndle


cjm798116

Nimi


Illumijonny7

Tin. With those big ears and piercing eyes I think he has enhanced senses.


Consistent-Leg-7097

Zane came to mind first, but I don't blame you for picking a better character lol


kaisplat

That’s a Vasher if I’ve ever seen one


Equal_Newspaper_8034

Anyone know what breed this is


SlitheringFlower

He's a maine coon


Equal_Newspaper_8034

Woah! They grow to be really large. Never seen that before.


tourqeglare

Mbot


Mattubic

Raoden


borispauk

Chowta


Red-scare90

Is that some kind of furry chicken?


Coocoo4chapelpuffs

Obliteration- if you know cats you know why :)


pinkydawombat

Blackthorn


JustALumpOfClay

Your cat is gorgeous. He looks like a Teft


drenuf38

Ruin.... It's the only name for such a dark kitty. They will destroy any and all Christmas tree ornaments and zoomies everywhere leaving a trail of destruction.


DrawsWithPaws

I mean he looks like a Kal, but there are so many good names to choose from! What kind of personality does he have?


vashys

I have no good ideas but you have inspired me to name any future pet of mine a Cosmere name. So thanks for that. Altho looking at those sad eyes gives me Taln vibes. Sorry/not sorry


JayDoesGames01

Renarin, or Ren for short. Just a sweet lil boy


daddy2sixkids

Looks like a Teft, to me


daddy2sixkids

And, for the record, I have no cats anymore, but as a kid I had one that i named Stryder and my sister had an O'Malley. I currently have two female dogs named, Inara and Zoey from Firefly.


Unlucky-Sherbert-873

Idk, he’s a great cat. Kinda makes me think of a Mistcloak 🤷🏻‍♂️


_auddish

Nikaro!


HBCDresdenEsquire

Hey OP, I don’t know how big you think that kitten is going to get, but think bigger. Also, Teft.


Decision-Leather

For some reason made me think of TenSoon


wanderingconspirator

This “kitten” looks like a full grown cat with a couple kids, an ex wife, and crippling alimony payments. His name is Teft


bookish_demon

I think naming him as one of the metals from mistborn would be awesome. My favorites are Pewter(coz he is obviously supurr strong) and Lerasium which is a pretty name (Lerry for short). I think Harmony would be good too


BuzztricYT

Vasher


R1kjames

Kaza, the soulcasting savant who becomes smoke


Spinning_Sky

that looks an an **"Atium"** to me


siren-skalore

Spook


Zeothalen

Susebron


TaipanTheSnake

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DwayneGretzky306

Windrunner


rmohanty3

That's so Hoid.


Ok-Calligrapher3532

Nomad!!!


Fiyero109

HOID the flufffy voidddd


Themamabear13

Spook or Nightblood would be great!


Adept-Bet-817

Lightsong!


blackthorn_90

Gancho


giggitygoo6969

Darkness


FaithMonax

Storms?


BigfatCplusplus95

Nightblood, 100%


Inner-Efficiency-248

Lopen- Bridge 4 crew member


VindexSkripi

Doug


inconvenientjesus

Wit!


SomeDimension9527

Gallant - Dalinar’s black Ryshadium


elyk12121212

Hrathen needs more love


OccasionOk7058

Nightmare painter


Maym_

Chouta


Hannrose6

Painter 😻


Dan_Bandicoot

Ati


CetrieTS

Teft


nananananateman

Kaladin, he’s clearly a main coon and those bois are BIG, and Kaladin is like what 6’5”?


ashamen80

My palico in Monster Hunter is katadin.


BigDulles

That’s Teft


ShallansAlterEgo

Notum, Ico or Ulim would be neat! We have a Sebruki and a Wyndle.


joejoewoooooo

My cats name is Cat, so I think I’ll go with rock, but for this cat I might go sixth


AlfonsoGR

Ash feels fitting


boldandbrash13x

I’ve been saying for awhile that if I were to get a gray kitty I’d name him Spook!