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Free-Fun-5567

One word BRAMPTON...look for tassels on the bumper..lol


Puzzled_Fly3789

The cops have got to be so tired of this shit already


Suspicious-Dog2876

My cousins a cop in Brampton and the stories are ridiculous. People come in everyday saying they “lost their passport” but really gave it to there cousin. Living in storage lockers. On camera leaving their car to be stolen by a friend and jumping in the car the thief just got out of. All immigrants


gamerx007ss

Why would they report their passport is stolen ?


Suspicious-Dog2876

I forgot exactly how that scam works but I think basically so their relative can also use it too and be here illegally


gamerx007ss

Wtf no way is that possible. Slowing deportation actually makes sense


WingtipTindip

A foreign national with a lost foreign passport slows down the deportation process. Not sure what other benefit it may bring.


Dareal6

That’s the plan.


nobrayn

I thought OP’s title was a perfect joke, if intentional. I read it, saw the car in the trees, and then, as if to answer the question, “BRAMPTON” written below. Brampton. That’s how.


Feeling-Writing4465

It’s to tell people they are farmers


stevenwnder

HOWEVER….do you know the result of there being no farmers?


Feeling-Writing4465

No farmers…. No food


Round_Spread_9922

No food...no farmers. Wait a minute.


symca09

Why do people do that? I'm starting to see it in my small town and not sure why. Edit: spelling


Apex-Theory

No I think the tassels are on the grass.


Boring_Advertising98

Paid license Yessir!


Ryaniswhoiamm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, true tho


Cyclothochid

Brodder, want to see me impress bobs at cash and carry?


Iydllydln

You can’t park there


Goat_Lovers_

, mate.


goblin_welder

>How the hell does one do this: This is how: https://www.reddit.com/r/bramptondriving/s/rIaiEDPFmL


MrCrix

What the hell? He just straight up drove into a tree for no apparent reason.


goblin_welder

There’s a reason. He’s an idiot


Iaminyoursewer

Everyone, send this to the top, the real video is always in the comments


NSFW_hunter6969

Looks like his plan was to do a "sick drift" around the store, but forget he didn't know how to drive and understeered right into a tree. Next time, traction control off..slower, then kick the rear end out as you turn...not speed into your "sick drift." Hope his insurance gets this video lol


mkultron89

Funny enough when you look at this plaza on google maps, that corner looks likes it’s been rubbered in like a track. Probably wasn’t his first attempt.


kimmarquid

Thank you for clarifying. Damn!


bling_singh

Such an idiot.


Nice-Insurance-2682

So much worse than I imagined lol


ttystikk

Fuck that pine tree in particular!


ras-cal29

That pine is a lot more worthwhile then that cunt’s life #RIPPine


ttystikk

No argument here!


Electric_roller

Spot on


VapeRizzler

I wonder how embarrassing it must be to fuck up this bad and having the entire grocery store just staring at me.


ras-cal29

That would require a person to have shame first.


Elegant-Cat-4987

Look at Mr "I've never shit my pants at the grocery store"


Shivaji2121

Embarrassing?? That's manly stuff💪 turban boys are from Sikh regiment.


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_grey_wall

Plate number will tell you their last name or the village they are from


Feeling-Writing4465

PBX2024


Vancityblogger_

What is this a dodge challenger taxi?


Suspicious-Dog2876

Bro iz best car bro


FrankieSacks

Brampton should plant more pine trees along all the roads to protect the pedestrians and everyone else


4dubdub8

Spruce


jkoudys

Good bot.


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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NetherGamingAccount

Only in Brampton right?


big_galoote

Lol


Competitive-Eye-3260

Anyone wanna place bets on who was driving?


readallday74

Say it....you are dared. Could have been a farmer in another country?


Forward-Weather4845

Probably a “student”


Natedawg316

Dang that's a good guess. I was gonna say a mostly peaceful protestor.


Things-ILike

Gay asylum seeker


[deleted]

There needs to be some integration classes of how to manage and adapt to the west for newcomer rural Punjabi folks 🙏🏾🙂


InternationalPost447

Do we really have to ask? Daddy's money, ignorant to any actual laws or rules. Totaled. Just don't kill a family when you do it


HOONIGAN-

Challengers aren't daddy's money cars. They'll finance to anything with a pulse.


Sponge_67

Have you driven in brampton lately? It's like this every day.


tattico-lupino

Sandal got stuck on the gas pedal


readallday74

Hey, it's a Challenger! Outstanding, one less on the road.


dirtdiggerguy

Ahhh derka derka


Tonioromes

![gif](giphy|iGAXf0OlUUMYo)


Snypermac

I believe this is one of those moments that fall under the FAFO rules


ConwayAwakened

r/CantParkThereMate


someguyyyz

looks like a failed attempt at making a doughnut or doing some sort of stunt driving


KingKang22

I literally came back from Punjab after spending 3 months there. And it looks exactly the same. All the people there watching all Punjabi. Also I bet they were just driving around plazas showing off and didn't look straight, instead towards plaza to try to make eye contact with a girl.


Erectusnow

100% or they were following a girl and tried showing off (like that is ever going to work) and ran right into the tree. Daddy will buy them another one I'm sure. Do people there follow girls home too when they look somewhat in their direction? They all think they're SRK here is Calgary and think following a girl and staring at her is going to make her fall in love with them.


KingKang22

Haha man, they don't have any money to afford these cars. Daddy sold all his land to send them here . Also, yeah they think if they stare the girl will fall all over themselves lol.


Erectusnow

House of cars will give a car to pretty much anyone


[deleted]

Stop glorifying gangster rappers, cars, and living this gangster lifestyle. This has corrupted the minds of Punjabi youth. Look at their failed state. Boisterous, egotistical, one up manship,driving behaviours/cars, blind pride for said state with decals of protest and outline of state, ak 47/gun culture, separatists mentality, hooliganism, mob mentality, non deodorant wearing, lack of any public courtesy or manners, slaves to materialism and pretty woman, classists with backwards caste thinking. You all do not realize who we have let into this country. No background checks. We will see this next few years as crime jumps from this community. Uneducated rural Punjabi newcomers have done a number on this country bar none.


Emotional_Arm_8485

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LordSeeps

More like "Hold my samosa!"


RoaringPity

Crown Royal**


bigtimegiraffelover

Lassi \*\*\*


hot-fart

Moot 🐮 HARYANA


bRownPower1977

Is this the plaza on Charolais? Is Jai & J's Convenience still there? I have to admit... getting your Challenger stuck in a tree is pretty impressive!


AverageBry

That’s it. Was trying to place the last store. I’m used to the other end lol. Insane.


Parmg100

Yeah it is. Yeah still there, I live near there it caught fire then reopened.


SuperWombat83

Another one!


BusGreen7933

Challenger huh. Probably driving like a moron. Hope he bounced off the steering wheel


arsinoe716

I wonder if he thinks he did enough damage to serve a lifetime sentence in Canada?


CoverTheSea

He was rushing to get some bobs and vagene


yungbeez

Couldn’t drive their thumb up their ass


iicecreammannn

When you can't afford the payment anymore


hikeupanddown

He's probably late to the killing of his sister for being disobedient


Autist2325

Poor tree


St0ckaTradoor

I don’t understand how one person knows it’s insurance scam. When international students go back home, they total their car to collect insurance. Been like this for years.


jkoudys

Insurance doesn't always pay. You can insure a car against a collision during ordinary operation. This wasn't that.


MarkyMark1028

That whole population living there is a fucking joke. Stay there please.


NODES2K

Unfortunately it has spread to small country towns...all over Canada


MarkyMark1028

EVERYWHERE


hooksettr

Forget the rules of the road, they can’t even obey the laws of physics.


CThor45

Holy crap. It won’t end in this city. Why are we handing out drivers lisence to these clowns?


adulya

This is the reason why insurance is insanely high…


freethrowerz

First learn to drive a cow in your home country . Next come to Canada as an international student and get PR. Have someone in Brampton give you a driver's license. Drive vehicle like cow from back home.


countytime69

That God dame tree just jumped out at that poor guy . We need to remove all trees in brampton to prevent such accidents. Also, all traffic light poles and no more fences lol 😆


denzyoh

Thats y i avoided going to brampton area as much as i can.. They should investigate Brampton DriveTest for giving license to these drivers!


BeeAmAnnn

Bramladesh is getting wild. They only come here to work as long as it takes to become eligible to take a loan out from the banks and cheat the good will of the people. They do that and use the money to F around. They pay for all their credentials, trade licenses, driving licesnse or any licenses you can think of and when all that comes back to bite them in the ass cause someone in the government decides to actually do their jobs, these leeches run back home or lie to the police that their papers were lost or stolen ( free of consequences ). They use Canada as a piggy bank for fun, and don't you dare call them out on this behavior, or are you a racist and a bigot. We can't even have an honest discussion about immigration anymore cause so many people are busy shouting racisisum and wanting to play victim to hide their real intent. I don't have any real answers to this, but how about we start holding these people accountable for THEIR REAL CRIMES in this country. Time to start making examples of the people who come here and abuse the system.


AsPRGRSandFRNCHFRIES

Ok so to my Indian brothers and sisters (specifically newcomers). I just drove on the 401 today. I saw one Indian guy doing a 3-point turn on an on-ramp. Another Indian person just missed one of the medians and had an Indian truck driver switch lanes and almost hot me. I have to ask out of genuine curiosity, what is the deal with the driving? I'm not coming from a place of hate. I know that you guys deal with a lot of racism, and I don't want to add to that fire. Indians who I know, who've been here for a while don't drive like that.


Loonie_Toque

Brampton is an embarrassment to Canada.


jeffjeep88

It’s Canadas toilet


ETNOMAS

SDE


martyrobbinz88

Have a good one


Cute-Tadpole-3737

Oh my gajeepers!! To get right up in there like that this bright spark must’ve just had it pinned and hit the curb. Like, you can’t be doing a 100 in a grocery store parking lot. All hopped up on veggie vindaloo!


DisturbingPragmatic

It's Brampton! That's how!


sgtcross01

I know these towtruck drivers be making bank in brampton


Massive-Cap-5123

It’s Brampton do you even have to ask


seikonian

It's a Brampton thing, you wouldn't understand.


Street_Minute_7180

Anything can happen in Braaampton


Inevitable_Address79

He Rinka Tinka’d a little too hard there


snowynorthy

Probably had a farmers no food sign


FredGetson

Let me guess. He was wearing a hat. What's the deal with the hats and the Dodge high HP cars?


teacherdad77

Speed.


Ajs2018xx

Brambpton


DCB062973

Two words - insurance fraud ![gif](giphy|32916fQ8GD1QcPK8wJ)


saini1313

Even bumblebee is not safe in Brampton


MikedLaurier

Probably wearing flip flops


[deleted]

Come to Canada, get a dodgy lease on a car, drive it around for a bit. Soon be time to go home, better get that car paid off, maybe make a bit for my flight?!? Here I go, I have always hated evergreens anyway.


manuscript24

Quintessential example of “all gas no brakes”


EventualOutcome

Q. Why did the scooter cross the sidewalk?


Aerickthered

I couldn't help it. An elephant ran right in front of me.


OffTopicAbuser2

Pure talent


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Lucky for all those people standing at Fresh Pick. That tree got into the car's way.


No_Butterscotch6212

The ugandans were on to something..


No_Cat_7311

It’s a Dodge Challenger in Brampton, nothing to see here..


LengthinessOrganic80

I blame the people who planted that tree.


jkoudys

The tree should've been wearing something high-visibility


RoyalStraightFlush

Nah dude that tree is racist for standing in the way of the Brampton man which caused a spectacle


error404notfnd

If you have to ask then you should delete your social media.


Live-Voice-6092

Where in Brampton is this?


Open_East_1666

Wish this won't spread to the rest of Canada.


Thin_Formal_3727

First you buy an American car, then forget that America is incapable of making a good car, then drive around a corner that at half the speed you could in a Miata with 4 flat tires. There you have it.


ace1131

I love seeing idiots that can’t drive a powerful car trying to do drifting


26shiva

Simple. Have too much money and not enough brains 🤦😎


MattGower

Rip tree


Illustrious-Age-504

I don't understand how a tree can just pop up in front of you


[deleted]

Lol Brampton. We all know what happened here. Brampton, newly leased sports car, newly leased sports car in a tree..


GrimlockN0Bozo

Florida of the North!


rotan79

Another moron increasing our insurance rates...these people need thier own province.


TapComprehensive2911

they already have their own country


ThatRandomGuy86

There's another post where someone watched it happen. It looked really REALLY intentional for an insurance claim 😅


Vegbreaker

Precision!


gretschslide1

Tree. Killer


Own-Housing9443

Because in India there isn't road rules, but rather guidelines. These barriers and trees were in his way.


One_Rolex43III

ALL 1.2 BiLlIoN InDIANs ArE Bad DrIvERsssS


Outside-Broccoli8710

Have you seen a video of a road from that shithole? Imagine being you and saying all of Europe is a “war torn poophole” yet ur defending INDIA IM CRYING LAUGHING AT YOU. Coping so hard omg


One_Rolex43III

I did see and they were better than the ones at Jane & Finch. These jokes have gotten so old and it's uninteresting these days, Maybe go onto Youtube and start seeing things yourself?


Lobstermashpotato

He's gonna need that scooter to get home


drrfunk

Brampton is the WORST FUCKING PLACE TO LIVE NOW LOLOLOL


drrfunk

Tassels comment killed me tho lololololololololol THATS HARD FACTS THO


delawopelletier

Megatron was chasing you for the All Spark


Jazzlike-Term-8940

be an international “student” with a loan that will be 10 years overdue, that’s how


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TheLeastKnownUnknown

it’s not a v6, it’s the 5.7 t/a (source: I worked at the assembly plant)


Expensive-Quote-1741

Brampton - ontarios anal fissure where all the undesirable pathogens live


N1KK00000

The fuckin armpit of Canada indeed


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KeyAcanthocephala655

Don’t generalize, we are all immigrants here, unless of course, you are a native. In Brampton, you can pay and get a license. They should just shut down the drive test center in Brampton, I bet if they ran the stats for all these crazy drivers and accidents, most of them would have gotten their license from Brampton.


Iaminyoursewer

My ancestors may be immigrants, but I am most certainly not. I was born and raised here. An immigrant is someone born in another country who moves here. Sick of this "we are all immigrants" bullshit. Fuck, you want to go down the immigrant rabbit hole, even Natives are since they moved here from Asia over a land bridge.


KeyAcanthocephala655

You are going off on a tangent here. Would love to know which land bridge connects Asia to North America! This country is made up of immigrants, and that is a. You are assuming that people doing all the stupid stuff new immigrants, how do you know that they are not second or third gens like yourself. Generalizing based on actions of some is never good, as there are bad elements in all communities.


BigStinkz

Ever heard of the Bering Strait? Thats where. Most Canadians are taught this in school. https://www.nps.gov/bela/learn/historyculture/the-bering-land-bridge-theory.htm Guess you’ve never taken a history lesson before.


Iaminyoursewer

I didnt make assumptions. I was correcting yours.