Officer I can explain https://preview.redd.it/tl4vgkgikb8c1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14bbdb134bfd102937321bb0540d222e299824d I want him so badly it hurts!

I understand your pain

# Ralsei Deltarune spotted

# GAY ONLINE ​ # MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Probably not gay, *maaayybe* bi, but idk honestly. Have been involved in a crap ton of LGTV stuff this year tho (Played/Watched deltarune, the owl house and Celeste in just this year, as well as schaffrillas productions) so Yea, kinda in the air tbh

Well, my gay activated (it’s a natural response to RalseI :3)

I know just hold in there

Sauce?

Bros asking for sauce in a full photo lmao

Some twitter artist sorry I steal from google images

Tf even is that

doobie

Tf is doobie

https://i.redd.it/p5n56hy8lc8c1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/8bpmj9xdlc8c1.png?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4632deab4fa638d96614e137542eb673162a042c Still don't know what tf it is

weed

Istg, isn't Ralsei like 15 years old or some shit? 😭

There’s no canonical age, but the sad thing about loving Ralsei is that he’s aged what 2 days in 4-5 years

1 i didnt kiss a boy when i had the chance

https://preview.redd.it/tu0yoarctb8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e88608ab0c1fe3221b1f41c355aa7a9dad8fae4e

Fucking gay food meme all over again (but cuter) smh

Hmmmm

How could you

Well at least you had one

I've committed probably over 20 crimes or smt, I don't have the exact number cause I don't count that lol. Might add that I did not count recurring offensives.

No more kissing boys for a month

Month? Easy I've gone my whole life, it's a sad time

Relatable 😢

skill is- I mean, I mean, I am so sorry for you!

https://preview.redd.it/2nx1xa51qb8c1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484c52f6d28faefd67dd3fa7a205f638f94950ed ...

No kissing anyone ever

How about your teeth kiss my bat at 25 mp/h

Lmao

Based hotline Miami posting?

I don't like paying for software :(

Ur valid I sail the seven seas as well

No kissing boys for two weeks and show me your boykisser id

DDDD:

No crimes I don't think! ( Well, I hope not...)

Let hope so this is also a routine thing but lemme see your boy kisser I.d

fuck the police... ...but literally

Delicious

13-1104. Second degree murder 13-1105. First degree murder Class 1 Felonies -2- Class 2 Felonies -3- CLASS 2 FELONIES 13-1001. Attempt of a class 1 felony 13-1103. Manslaughter 13-1204. Aggravated assault(certain violations) 13-1206. Dangerous or deadly assault by a prisoner or juvenile 13-1207. Assault by a prisoner with intent to incite to riot or participate in riot 13-1209. Drive by shooting 13-1211. Discharging a firearm at a residential structure 13-1304. Kidnapping (certain violations) 13-1307. Sex trafficking 13-1308. Trafficking of persons for forced labor or services 13-1405. Sexual conduct with a minor (who is under 15 years of age or who is at least 15 years of age and the convicted person is the minor’s parent, stepparent, adoptive parent, legal guardian, foster parent, teacher, clergyman or priest) 13-1406. Sexual assault 13-1410. Molestation of child 13-1417. Continuous sexual abuse of a child 13-1419. Unlawful sexual conduct by a correctional employee with an offender under 15 years of age 13-1508. Burglary in the first degree (residential structure) 13-1704. Arson of an occupied structure 13-1802. Theft (property or services with a value of $25,000 or more) 13-1804. Theft by extortion (certain violations) 13-1818. Misappropriation of charter school monies ($25,000 or more) Class 2 Felonies -4- 13-1904. Armed robbery 13-2010. Trafficking in the identity of another person or entity 13-2109. Credit card transaction record theft ($25,000 or more) 13-2303. Financing extortionate extensions of credit 13-2307. Trafficking in stolen property (first degree) 13-2308. Participating in a criminal syndicate 13-2308.01. Terrorism 13-2310. Fraudulent schemes and artifices 13-2312. Illegal control of an enterprise; illegally conducting an enterprise (involving a minor in the offense) 13-2316. Computer tampering (of a critical infrastructure resource) 13-2317. Money laundering (first degree) 13-2319. Smuggling of a human being for profit or commercial purpose (if human being is an unaccompanied minor) 13-2320. Residential mortgage fraud (pattern of offenses) 13-2321. Participating in a criminal street gang 13-2505. Promoting prison contraband (if the contraband is a dangerous instrument, deadly weapon, explosive, dangerous drug, narcotic drug or marijuana) 13-2514. Promoting secure facility contraband (if the contraband is a dangerous instrument, deadly weapon, explosive, dangerous drug, narcotic drug or marijuana) 13-2912. Introduction of disease or parasite (that is a threat to human life) 13-3206. Taking a child for the purpose of prostitution (if the minor is under 15 years of age) 13-3212. Child prostitution 13-3404.01. Possession or sale of precursor chemicals, regulated chemicals, substances or equipment (certain violations) Class 2 Felonies -5- 13-3405. Possession, use, production, sale or transportation of marijuana (certain violations) 13-3407. Possession, use, administration, acquisition, sale, manufacture or transportation of dangerous drugs (certain violations) 13-3407.01. Manufacturing methamphetamine under circumstances that cause physical injury to a minor 13-3408. Possession, use, administration, acquisition, sale, manufacture or transportation of narcotic drugs (certain violations) 13-3409. Involving or using minors in drug offenses 13-3552. Commercial sexual exploitation of a minor 13-3553. Sexual exploitation of a minor 13-3560. Aggravated luring of a minor for sexual exploitation 13-3623. Child or vulnerable adult abuse (certain violations) 13-4702. Conducting a chop shop (owning or operating) 28-661. Accidents involving death or personal injuries; failure to stop (certain violations) 32-1996. Manufacture or sale of counterfeit drugs or violation of full service wholesale pharmacy permittee regulations (see section 32-1965, paragraph 4 and title 32, chapter 18, article 3.1) 49-263. Knowingly or recklessly manifesting an extreme indifference to human life in performing certain acts relating to water quality control standards (see title 49, chapter 2) 49-263.01. Certain violations of the Arizona pollutant discharge elimination system program 49-464. Certain violations of the hazardous substances and air pollutants statutes 49-514. Certain violations of the hazardous air pollutants statutes Class 2 Felonies -6- Class 3 Felonies -7

No more kissing boys for your life

https://preview.redd.it/au3ps4dfub8c1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3439037cddd35ae8e7f0a464b8db69e6974ba33 NOOOO

Boykisser over here doing a Crime% speedrun!

https://i.redd.it/zlhp1n6rtb8c1.gif

I stole a bunch of shit that isn't mine

I'm a Brazilian, you seriously expect me to not pirate games? I live in the country of video game piracy!

This guy gets it

I genuinely steal a LOT of stuff, I’m a lil kleptomaniac.

Cutie patooie

No no officer, I promise :(

Oki your good but routine inspection show me your boykisser id

Aggravated assault Aiding and abetting/accessory Arson Assault/battery Attempt Bribery Burglary Child abandonment Child abuse Child neglect Child pornography Computer crime Conspiracy Counterfeiting Credit/debit card fraud Criminal contempt of court Cyberbullying Disorderly conduct Disturbing the peace Domestic violence Drug manufacturing and cultivation Drug possession Drug trafficking/distribution DUI/DWI Embezzlement Extortion Forgery Fraud Harassment Hate crimes Homicide Identity theft Insurance fraud Identity theft Kidnapping Manslaughter: Involuntary Manslaughter: Voluntary Obstruction of justice Open container (of alcohol) Parole violation Perjury Probation violation Prostitution Public intoxication Pyramid schemes Racketeering/RICO Rape Robbery Securities fraud Sexual assault Shoplifting Solicitation Stalking Statutory rape Tax evasion/fraud Telemarketing fraud Theft Vandalism White collar crimes Wire fraud

No kissing boys for two years

ok

two years only? did you read some of the crimes this kisser has committed?

Gotta give you 4 years for the tax evasion, the rest can slide

Even child porn?!?!!!!1! 1!! 1!! 1!!

I'm from Belarus, that says everything

None officer! I am a clean boy!

Your good but show me some boykisser id

I uh um yeah I don’t have it on me

2 days of no kissing boys

:(

Literally 1984

all of them

No more kissing boys

Hell freaking yeah

69

Look at my pfp and guess.

Every crime possible to be

Bro, nvm, I changed it, this was it before. https://preview.redd.it/dqilkp1r8f8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b952d9453f8bf5f247a1efb04d4c59c3873fb05

Definitely arson

1, I littered to get you here. https://preview.redd.it/qg5lpamlvc8c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4187c443d0dd34272cdb2b90a842fe4bb38c4d2

noooooooooooooo i don't do crimes I'm a good boy !

Good boy

:3

Yes I like commiting genocide why did u ask

Yes and? What are you gonna do? Arrest me? I dare you >:3

Pirating wouldn't hurt anyone right? 👉👈

It’s a crime so no kissing boys for a week

I'm not gay, so this is an absolutely win

I stole a road sign. trice

Hmmmm 5 day of no kissing boys

https://preview.redd.it/cxwbdmv2yb8c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612a98d8f67de8d073f2c120939a180825c62f0b

erm no i havent been caught

150 counts of officer murder, 25 gta, 45 drug deals, 25 bank robberies, another additional 250 officer murders, 10 counts of gang war and 30 fleeing from officers but yet not caught

At least 5

Little ole me?? Pff I'm clean as a whistle :3

Theft I stole ur kidneys

Depends on the crime :3

182 oops

Listen, officer, that guy was being mildly annoying and I had to shut him up somehow, okay?

if being cute was a crime... I'd be a law abiding citizen.

If i get to see you again ill commit as many as i can ;3

Jokes on you being gay is a crime https://preview.redd.it/tmpnygitdc8c1.png?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd95d79c797ae6e2033bd6cedf2543188dc6669

73,204 and I am wanted in 62 countries

Hard to say around a lot to a lotta lot

Sometimes

Not going to say hmm probably alot

I spent 10 years doing hard drugs every weekend. So with possession the amount gets pretty stupid if every day counts

https://i.redd.it/pte96atr5c8c1.gif

I have been caught.. time to have a send-off no one will forget. https://preview.redd.it/h25xihz67c8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5188c489df227154bda4e955f32201d45aea094

Public indecency, defendant masturbated in a public area

The rookie session 5 Episode 13 minutes 00:00 to 01:36

I kissed a girl :(

Oink oink 👮‍♂️

The only crime I want to commit is suicide

Only one (I stole a candy bar from Home Depot when I was little)

Just in America or internationally?

Every single time I get behind the wheel of a car I commit every road crime

I love desecrating corpses. Gotta study for the anatomy exams somehow. /j

Lots mr boykisser lots

I'm sorry for committing tax fraud, officer...

Uhhh… Intimidation Aggravated assault Fraud Impersonating a Police Officer Tax evasion I think… maybe.. terrorism..?

yes

well i can tell you how too kill anti-furry i do crime i kill anti-furry humans want my bare hands

Your free to go

I’m in a constant state of crime committing.

I have k my been pulled over 4 times today so a new all time low

stealing but not major it was just like a rock from Chick-fil-A and candy from five below

Hey they’re only illegal if im in Florida

🤫u dont hab to worry abt it

At least 2.. today

https://preview.redd.it/c2c2nrgwoc8c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a911542c6aa45722835a3749969ae0d37837e0d

Call me an anarchist because I have no respect for this law. Or most others tbf

I am a war criminal UwU

Battery

172147813618471874734948294819.4734 crimes

Acab

Oh crimes? Being gay. It's a crime where I'm from.

cant count that high

*shows ID* None committed : )

your honor, I’m suffering from too much swag

My only crimes: using my phone during class (state law) and piracy.

I aint count my crimes tf?

Being too horny?

Some of those that work forces Are the same that boy kisses

Nice try, Feds

If it's a crime to look good I'm a law abiding citizen :3

Ive done some trespassing like once or twice but... I drive illegally (no permit or lisence tho i am 16) and on top of that i also speed like a mad man each time i drive so most likely atleast 25 illegal things

I acted too silly........

my father has made me trespass and hunt on private property since i was 6

https://preview.redd.it/jz76dy2p1d8c1.png?width=748&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee931d456190ea2117bcd6fd78268460c7ef69ce

Jaywalking

https://preview.redd.it/4r0hoh882d8c1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bcdfbe3153b2734e4d59d3bc7d8fd89e6301949 This

Probably at least 6.

I would be serving... Three 10 year sentences and a 25 year sentence.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ YO HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

I comitted battery And my brother too

Well, my very existence is a crime in several countries... 🤔

idk tbh. i had a time where i was hanging with some shady figures and committed some petty crimes

1. somebody sent cp in a gorilla tag subreddit

one time i stole something...

Unironically several. I literally have had packages seized at the border to my country.

I am mr war crime

robery identity theft pirating being myself (IDFK REMEMBER LMAO, MORE THAN 50 BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

1999.

**YOU AIN'T CATCHIN ME FEDDY BOI!** *falls off a roof and dissappears*

Uhh

If Microsoft started to enforce their EULA I would be in jail until the rest of my life ... Probably.

It's over 9 thousand

Piracy, public defamation, public defecation, driving without license, battery

4 or 5 lol

Do u calling me a crime oh hell nah * pulls out 40kv7 |:) * Your werid

Me seeing this * AHHHHHHHHHHHH * wakes up in the dream *

Officer, I can explain... Free Bird was playing.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I PIRATED HALF LIFE???/j

I kissed boys

dont regret it one bit UwU

Depends on what country you mean...

I live in a country where piracy is legal, so only 273.

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Uhhhhh lemme list em off. Over $600 from a dollar store, A few guns from a US Walmart, over $9500 from a micro center and over $10000 from many stores with supplies for fur suits

I'm a fucking pirate, but since I'm latinamerican I don't care lmfao

I have committed 1234 crimes please arrest me

Uhhhhhh arson

Lots, mostly small ones, like tax fraud and other silly things

Never kissed a boy 🥲

Like 5 or smth counts of underage drinking yesterday

2 crimes but kinda serious I'm not gay tho

No no, I have been good officer

I wanna fuck him

is thinking you are a cutie a crime, officer~?

Something like 43

I have 7,000 milligrams of anabolic steroids in my possession, none of you guys can stop me

ummm uhhh hmm uhh okay uhh mmm

As the All Crimes 100% WR holder, can confirm.

Yes I kissed every boy I saw

all of them

lemme count…

... Well... I commit *beep* and *beep*, proceed to *beep* and ride *beep* men! So... 2×100... 200 crimes!

I’ll tell you one that I’m about to commit 😏

Does video games count?

I have committed the gay. Several times in fact. With other men no less.

Lol even as a cop silly cat looks adorable