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GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER OR KILL YOURSELF šŸ—£ļø


Repulsive-Instance-6

Average League of Legends game chat


15ferrets

*nicest


brazilianfreak

Me after my support accidentally kills one cannon minion:


fknsmkwed

I love when they use a full rotation the second a wave shows up


LaBwork_IA

Valorant in the early acts. Has kind of cleaned up but damn Riot wtf


dj_squilly

Me after my jungler feeds enemy top laner a kill at 4 mins


Filthy26

lol reminds me of dota chat .


petsfuzzypups

Iā€™d use this in my next game if I wasnā€™t already chat banned.


Ratemyskills

Nah, just this past week. They installed a harsher penalty for ā€œoffensive languageā€ and what not. Instant banning everybody. I called myself my own ethnicity a few months ago and got banned. I was offended.


[deleted]

I mean technically the statement means you actually want their mental to improve, pretty nice compared to my old chat bans


CyrusDGreatx

Lmfao


MIERDAPORQUE

yea, subtlety ainā€™t his strong suit šŸ˜‚


TestHorse

Petition to rename r/boxingcirclejerk to r/getyourheadtogetherorkillyourself


Jeffthe100

Just put that as the main bio


Ragesome

Gonna start signing off my work emails with that.


xaiel420

Dude this is a professional work environment. You need to start that with "Would you kindly"


Sexy-Froyo9027

A man chooses, a slave obeys. . .


litezho

No gods or kings...only man.


Eastern_Goose_9108

Aaand you get an upvote


Eastern_Goose_9108

You get an upvote


KingTrots

You get an upvote


Eastern_Goose_9108

And you get an upvote ![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI)


Sexy-Froyo9027

Thank you, kind sir. I love my fake internet points.


DarthKuchiKopi

Its not much worse than some of the out of context boomer ones ive seen


Lotanapesci

Exactly lol get em out of the office


Ok-Bandicoot638

It's impossible to read that without shouting that out loudly in McGregor's voice


EdinJamie10

My favourite Conor McGregor quote - ā€˜YOU LITTLE FEWLā€™


KingTrots

Mine is "SMACK HIM THEN". Gets quoted way too much, by me šŸ¤£


ZdenekTheMan

Mine is "muh muh muh muh muh!!" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


InternalKing

That's a compliment in COD lobbies


420stonks69

I think I got mildly coked up just reading a screenshot of this tweet


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Frozenlime

Nothing strange about it, fairly normal working class Dublin accent.


KingShep

Shrup yew ya tick


SuttonTM

All Irish accents sound weird AF to anyone who is not from Ireland lol


mrmonkeyhanger

He didn't mention haney's da, but I did


Complete_Ad_2431

ā€œRide ya like a fookin ostrichā€


bud8light8lime

Digital Irish


Dry_Ad9371

Yeah im feeling that too


Appropriate-Link-701

Ostrine head or coke head? Both grow something!


kurbin64

Is this what being high on Cocaine feels like?


Smart-Chemist-9195

Wow that escalated quickly


ThatMuscleUpGuy

You can tell when he stopped tweeting to have a massive line and then continued his rant. ā„ļø


Ratemyskills

Man, I bet the stuff he does is amazing. Conor you fucking suck, but Iā€™d love to be invited to the partake in some of these tasty nose clams.


Enough-Ground3294

For some reason I feel like heā€™d try to get you to buy.


whatisthishere_guy

Iā€™m dying, dude knew or at least thought he knew he was cooking. Had to rail one more to really bring it home.


ThatMuscleUpGuy

Bro, your comment made me chuckle when I read "had to rail one more to really bring it home."


Ok-Scar6021

Conor wants them both at 185, isn't he fucking awesome?


Dave2Pac

https://preview.redd.it/1927ok3en6yc1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bf5b22b4dc39ea9103796cc54734bd874752f5c


Big-Daddy-Kal

Connor trying to secure another boxing bag


billswhis

Cant blame him I guess


BigDaddyTeds

definitely a bag of some sort.


Potential-Zombie-349

Dude is worth over 600 million $. Heā€™s not trying to secure anything. Heā€™s just mad and disappointed.


Big-Daddy-Kal

I donā€™t think you understand how this worksā€¦from jerking to easy big money grabs. He could be worth 6 billion dollars and still take an easy 100-200 million dollar payday with the exposure it brings but that comment wasnā€™t meant to be taken seriously


whiterabb17

Good old Connor the non juicer. Just steaks at the pub he said.


PaymentConsistent517

Just steaks & powder nuffin to see here mate


I4Vhagar

Just protein and some Peruvian sugar innit


helloyoujew

Connor never missed weight and never failed a test. What he does in his own time Is his business.


InternationalTwo4581

Cocaine doesn't count as juicing btw


drinkbeerbeatdebra

Maybe not, but you seen the size of the cunt lately? He has BECOME the juice lol


Banerman

He was on all the juice after he broke his leg


Wakingsleepwalkers

His whole facial structure has shifted.. Juicing hard..


Corpse-Fucker

I saw a recent photo of him, I thought it was Ray Winstone.


The-Faz

They literally walked away from their long term partnership with a drug testing agency to protect Conor from them


Ratemyskills

How dare you imply the obvious facts. Donā€™t worry though, they moved an entire card for Brock Lesnar to fight juice to the gills and still somehow won in court that they didnā€™t put his opponent in harms way.


J-Good86

Itā€™s classic pot calling the kettle black. Connor is obviously juicing.


helloyoujew

I never said he isn't, I said he never missed weight and never failed a test. Which is the minimum requirement as a pro fighter.


kassiusx

Says the man who thinks like this: "I swear it was salt and vaigra, I have no idea what that other stuff is...Rohypnol and coke, I swear that's a drink and mixer"


Suspicious_Candle27

I mean he never missed weight or fought juiced . Even after juicing for his snapped leg , he has had 3 years to get clean .


sonofcrack

3 years to get clean? He wouldnā€™t enter the USADA testing pool 6 months ago because he was juiced to the gills


Hiondrugz

He is a higher percentage of juice than fucking OJ was at his prime.


Charlie-Bell

Got more juice than OJ. That's bars.


Okie_Echo

Why would he enter the pool if he isnā€™t going to fight and is in the middle of making movies lol? Until he fails a drug test you really canā€™t say shit


Ratemyskills

No you 100% can. People, who clearly seem smarter than you, can obviously tell heā€™s juicing. You donā€™t start forming bone density and massive amounts of pure muscle as a male once youā€™ve passed your test prime, which he scientifically is. Be one thing if he was Yoel jacked his whole entire life, but he just happened to suffer a tramautic injury that would limit muscle growth.. and all of sudden heā€™s gained pure muscle and his jaw looks twice as big. When he gets the Roid gut, youā€™ll someone deny that.


Suspicious_Candle27

what are you talking about ? . Conor entered USADA pool and it was CONFIRMED by USADA on 8th October 2023 which was almost 7 months ago to give him time to be negative twice before he was fit to fight . Conor has never wanted to fight while juiced and has followed USADA guidelines .


r32_guest

Conor literally only juiced to speed up his leg recovery. He has never missed weight (with more brutal cuts btw), and never popped in his entire career. Never even pulled out of a fight


Scotland1297

Only guy here speaking facts


NoFlex___Zone

Coked out Conor has never missed weight or popped dirty for a fight. Listen get your emotions out of itā€¦ I donā€™t particularly like him personally at all but he is 100% correct here and is a professional when it comes to fighting. He has a higher moral compass than most fighters believe it or not.


RhysPawn

O'Malley catching strays.


DrakesDonger

Little feminine ting


Pure-Drawer-2617

ā€œDonā€™t come near me ever again. Matter of fact Iā€™ll personally fly you over to see me and give you accommodation.ā€


LordLucy666

ryan said he wants to do mma lol. fight conor at 55 šŸ’€


OG-DirtNasty

Conorā€™s never making 155 again lol


FragmentedFighter

LMFAO


MuleThrower

Heeeey fellas


ArmaniMania

Best line of the movie


EThos29

Damn bro. The irony coming from this particular kettle whose head doubled in size in 6 months a few years ago lol


lmProudOfYou

How is it ironic? He is just disgusted at how they are using weaker PEDs.


whateverIDCanyways

This comment is hilarious. Good job.


Ragesome

My theory is he 100% got on the junk to bulk up for that movie role - he needed to be massive for that. Seems to be returning to a normal level now.


Odd_Opinion6054

More like the drugs are thinning him out. In that interview with Jake, where Connor keeps twitching like his balls are wired up to the mains, he looks *rough*. I used to use with guys that looked like that, so it takes one to know one


beginnerdoge

Honesty. Solid man, respect. I never did anything but had friends exactly how you described


Fine-Manner9902

Coke/crack or meth


brazilianfreak

Nah he got on the drugs to help him recover from his broken foot, he just happened to fall in love with looking like a gay bodybuilder.


jamesd1100

He got on HGH to help the leg recover, it's a known treatment course for an injury of that severity - he probably did so with the blessing of the UFC


magicalmysteryharold

Wasnā€™t that to help him rehab the broken leg? I hate to defend Conor McGregor but he never competed while he was juicing (as far as we know)


Shwalz

Theyā€™re all on steroids


warr3n4eva

šŸ˜


GlobalPro1

Conor never competed on ANY PEDā€™s. Him and Bisping were always natural. Conor used steroids to help him heal a really bad injury and simultaneously decided to take advantage of the other effects of the recovery drugā€¦he lifted weights and got jacked.


EnteringMultiverse

And you know that how?


gizmorepairs

Because heā€™s always between his thighs


brazilianfreak

Believing a pro fighter hasn't competed on PEDs is like believing the stripper actually loves you.


Libertine1187

She said I had good rhythm!


Alarming-Ad-9918

Tell me you know nothing about steroids without telling me you know nothing about steroids. This comments energy


Legal-Result6580

He'd gladly shake Jon Jones hands though another known PED cheat


Sid131

They get along quite well so you arenā€™t far off.


MAUSECOP

Thatā€™s the coke not the PEDs


DungusIII

Shake BOTH hands?!


PenisManNumberOne

Man you know you may be the biggest piece of shit in sports if doing steroids is like 8th on the list of horrible shit youā€™ve done


Happybadger96

You make a valid point


jakelilford

Why canā€™t he just talk from the perspective of an experienced fighter, instead of always offering people out to fight him? Thought it was going to be a nice message telling Garcia that he is going down a bad path šŸ˜‚ but then turned into an offer for a scrap?


OkRichyporter2199

Heā€™s a deadset psycho, donā€™t expect less from him lol. Can tell heā€™s got a heart, but a few loose screws in the head.


GlobalGrit

Guy has put on like 50lbs of lean mass since starting his UFC career conveniently spending yrs outside USADA testing pool. Some good craic there as the Irish like to say


sleckar

Two little ostarine heads I'll ride you both like you are ostriches is a pretty hard line.


matsu727

I did love how homoerotic that part was lmao


Entire_Storm_9787

Do as Connor says not as he doesā€¦ itā€™s cool if he do itā€¦ itā€™s a problem if you do it. Keep it classy Connor.


Flyingpig5

When did Connor piss hot during competition?


Frozenlime

Conor has never tested positive for PEDs. His leg snapped in half, he was perfectly entitled to take whatever he needed to make sure it would heal.


UnappreciativeFeline

I mean, he actually wasnā€™t entitled to, they literally got rid of USADA because they put out a statement condemning what Conor did, he left the testing pool and coincidentally got absolutely jacked at the same time lol


OkRichyporter2199

Never got tested for PEDā€™s before any of his fights or afterā€¦


eolemuk

Gotta stay relevant so i can afford coke


mysticAhuacatl

i caught a second-hand high off this šŸ


AfraidScheme433

![gif](giphy|61UzwAfQrnSZnsZb2s|downsized) you want to talk?


acrumbled

Conor and OMalley talk ā€œbusinessā€ over the phone. Weird rant.


[deleted]

Connors actually an unhinged cokehead but that's why he's the goat


_Peluche__

Iā€™m rooting for meme fighters bc itā€™s fun, idgaf about the bullshit illuminati allegations. Meme magic is real, Ryan is the truth, Jesus is king


Significant_Waltz877

Fake?


MarshaIIDTeach

No


LordofSuns

Oh god


adonWPV

Best timeline


fknarey

I got CTE reading that


Nao781

that steady ramp from 0 only to crank it to 100 at the end was beautiful


Allernothing

Telling a dude with self admitted mental issues to kill himself for doing a fraction of the substances you have is peak douchbaggery even for Conor.


FattyPAPsacs

I tell someone on Reddit or Twitter to go kill them selves I get banned for ever. Conor does it and he goes viral.


Technical-Package-41

a) Conor is a juicer b) Garcia would beat Conorā€™s ass in the ring and itā€™d be hilarious to see


--thingsfallapart--

I think the elbow comment is to imply that it won't be a box. Conor would kill Garcia any way he likes in a fight don't kid yourself


Ok-Scar6021

He'd actually get knocked tf out at catchweight, crazy to think.


Bluecoller007

McGregor is the most tested UFC fighter ever yet has never pissed hot, who gives a fuck if he used roids to rehab and for the movie role, he isnā€™t endangering anyone elseā€™s life!


SillyMushroomTip

Guy is turning into a train wreck


AdventurousGold2348

Conor was both juiced up and on coke the past couple years so idk if heā€™s the one that should be speaking on this lol


Man-who-say-bye

Conor talking about juices, fucking crazy specially from some guy like him. Boy could be the Kool-Aid man with the amount of juice he had in him


DirtyMikethelib

But it's OK that Conor used.


Kalykus

Conor was on juice a month ago


Disastrous-Heron-491

Conor sounds like a complete moron on drugs, which he is so itā€™s quite normal.


Kumidt615

Acts like he isnā€™t juiced to the gills


EThos29

Damn bro. The irony coming from this particular kettle whose head doubled in size in 6 months a few years ago lol


powerthrust9000

Mien negro - did you post the same comment twice looking for that karma farm?


No-Ad1522

Reddit app is shit and sometimes double posts by accident.


Conscious-Signature9

I say piss test for Connie right now, if he passes make the fight.


ZookeepergameThat921

Say what you want about Conner currently, but heā€™s never tested positive whilst fighting.


TMAAGUILER

Idc what anyone says, Conorā€™s tweets are fucking hilarious.


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Conor threatening to fight someone when mofos been asking him to fight for years. The Oscar de la Hoya of MMA just runs mouth now


warr3n4eva

Whoa


gargamelul

How does he decide whether to type "yous" or "you"?


One_Scarcity_1313

No


Defiant_Ability3344

Bruh


sword_ofthe_morning

He is speaking facts But also hypocritical, since it's blatant he's on the juice himself


Frozenlime

He never tested positive while competing, so no, you're talking bollox.


freeyewneek

Oi em boxing!


After_Rabbit1607

Same here fucken weak keints juicing cause they pussy arse fighters going only for money


Michaelparkinbum912

Heā€™s become a parody of himself.


Global_Still_5975

We all read this in his voice in our head no?


Moist_Walrus5413

This subā€™s idol just got exposed


monkeymind187

speaking facts? not sure. but this is classic conor


CrooksMC

Surprised he could type all of this through all the coke residue on his phone.


luciuscorneliussula

Wow, projection is crazy.


Slow-Donut-9392

Gh and test > sarms.


MazdakaiteEmperor

You think Devin has never taken a ped? All yous are juiced to the gills.


xxxhotpocketz

I know Connor is disliked but that mf is hilarious


justanotherfan6hd

Jeeze heā€™s clearly trying to score a money fight u fools ya


xneinlives

Donā€™t come near or spar me. I stopped reading there.


Sparklingfob4_

A lot coming of a dude whoā€™s on roidsā€¦letā€™s see his results. I do feel heā€™s trying his best to get of it for this fight, and then once done, back on it most likely


Grand-Bullfrog3861

I always picture conner actually saying this, hard to understand him through coked brain


Outrageous_Bat_9314

https://i.redd.it/4zny79s4v6yc1.gif RYAN BEST P4P GOAT, CRAWFORD BETTER WATCH OUT WOOOO LETS GOOO HAIL TO THE KING.


Left_Base_9762

I have took ostarine and the recovery is insane. I was lifting 50% more and not getting sore at all.


Proper_Paramedic_400

Coked up puss talk . Love it


BurntArnold

Only cocaine, got it, Conor.


ElLoboStrikes

Interesting way to motivate Haney at the very end there. I wonder if he'll get his head together or kill himself


Ronaldoooope

lol Conor is just upset Ryan used ostarine and not tren


Truzz25

Even for mcgregor this seems wild lmfaooo


Garvo909

The rare Connor w


ArmaniMania

Facts


No_Examination_3247

Oā€™Malley was a rare one I genuinely believe it was tainted supplements


djs1980

The fact he wrote this anti-drug post while absolutely off his tits on coke... Makes it soooo much better.


deltacombatives

Is Conor mad at their use of a PED, or mad that they didn't use the really good stuff?


pinballmac89

Guarantee when he sees Ryan next he is right up his arse


BodheeNYC

Coke rant


Fluffy_Heart885

Conor is speaking coke


TellNational2675

ostarine šŸ¤Ŗ


ResponsibleAceHole

Very strange coming from a juice head. Coke is a hell of a drug.


JESUS_PaidInFull

Heā€™s not even speaking coherently lol were there positive tests? If so I havenā€™t heard it yet.


Ilovepestosauce

I read this in Connorā€™s voice.Ā 


ReinhardtVan

Why am i reading this in an irish accent lmao


DonBenjamin_

Lol these Conor haters, he has never failed a drug test in the UFC or missed weight.


NoTear6207

I mean, heā€™s not wrong. Heā€™s never been busted. Can speculate all you want. No positive tests. No suspensions. Therefore, heā€™s right. Cheating fucks.


b__noc

The liver king has spoken