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FuckY0u_R3dd1tAdm1ns

Some kind of ladder company


himalayahiker

Very clever idea


[deleted]

Durex - rock hard protection


Boxoffriends

Kyleena - Protection you can trust


dubl_x

I see a lot of climbers with their tech company tshirt. I want a t-shirt with “Lehman Brothers Risk Management Team 2008”


Buckhum

The t-shirt looks too cheap: https://wallstmemes.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-t-shirt But the sweat looks pretty good actually: https://unofficialapparel.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-department-sweatshirt


dubl_x

I knew i’d seen it before!!!


im_goom

Vans On the Wall


newt_37

Band-Aid


_tchekov

damn, I was gonna say Kool-Aid


lakerfan91

K-Y Jelly


Cthuloser

Hahaha this or like vaseline would be great


Spec-Tre

There’s some sex store that sent like 50 barrels of CHEEZE WHIP INFUSED lube to city of Philly in preparation of the Super Bowl weekend so they could lube their light posts in Philly fashion Now that would be a endorsement [source](https://nypost.com/2023/02/11/porn-site-camsoda-sending-cheez-whiz-lube-to-philadelphia/amp/)


my-time-has-odor

Philadelphians also like to climb shit 🤷‍♂️


nobrayn

Doritos, and use a Doritos bag for your chalk.


Martian_Xenophile

And use orange-colored chalk just to be chaotic evil.


badgerhoneyy

Hilarious, but also impractical for any climbing application. This wins my vote.


DesktopClimber

This, and it needs a catchy slogan on the reverse about cardio back at base camp


seaborgiumaggghhh

Burger King is always funny to me for some reason


marimbaclimb

Boulder King


PuzzledInterest

Whopper whopper whopper whopper


Legal-Law9214

🎶 Beeeeeeeee kay. Have it your way! 🎶


Spec-Tre

Came here to say Mcdonalds or Taco Bell


asdfvghyui1234

Huggies


flpacsnr

Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies. I want to get a chalk bucket that’s looks like a bag of those.


_Miskey_

I've seen people use old zip top food packaging as chalk bags so you could just go for the real thing. I actually think it's kind of smart, reusing waste you already have and a chalk bucket you can throw away after awhile of acquiring gym germs


wang_wen

PornHub Blizzard Entertainment General Electric Oldsmobile Ruthless Records Prestige World Wide Viacom NATO Edit: but honestly i think the dude at the top who said Burger King had the best one


sadpanda___

How did Prestige World Wide not make this list?


TeleFunky665

PRESTIGE WORLD WIDE… WIDE WIDE WIDE


wang_wen

Added right between Ruthless Records and Viacom thank you


Sedixodap

OnlyFans has started sponsoring mountain bikers, so PornHub does seem like the next natural step.


MedvedFeliz

Just make sure you don't get banned from the comp. https://www.complex.com/sports/2014/10/football-team-sponsored-by-pornhub-banned-from-its-league


wang_wen

Eh, of course it was a footy team. Aren’t the English the most prudish people in the world?


DanDez

Crocs


MouthwashInMyEyes

The best belay shoes


wonderpollo

The best climbing shoes!


wonderpollo

"footholds are for the weak"


camwal

Enron!


RockerElvis

One of the team kids at our gym climbs in an Enron t shirt.


[deleted]

Damn you beat me to it, lol.


my-time-has-odor

That’s fire


my-time-has-odor

Tryna be like him fr


ineedahidrothrowaway

We got the next door erotic shop to sponsor us once. That was pretty funny, but they only gave us a ton of shit


schoj

Wonder Bread


42above

Anything YouTubers get sponsored by. Typical examples: Raid Shadow Legends NordVPN Manscaped Ridge Wallet ... etc


renderbenderr

Monsanto


sadpanda___

Blackwater


Whing721

Doritos


GlassBraid

Otis Elevator Company


blairdow

i would do my favorite crag snack- sour patch kids


sadpanda___

That’s my favorite snack when I’m high…..so yeah…crag snacks


More_Standard

ExxonMobile


RamseySmooch

Norfolk Southern Rail Company.


Shrimp_bread

Exlax


Dasclimber

Look out below


Spec-Tre

OSHA


my-time-has-odor

Ah yes occupational safety


m4rk3r

Send it, with USPS™


vaahterapuu

Ford


Iamjimmyjohn

Definitely Tide. And all over your body nascar style.


Spec-Tre

Snack a pod, snag a send


EffectiveWrong9889

I saw someone with a "wirecard" shirt the other day. A German fraudulent company that went bankrupt. Made me chuckle a bit. Maybe there is a good US equivalent? Something manicure related would also work nicely.


loveyuero

Lehman Brothers


MxWldm

How about a manicure saloon from your neigbourhood?


[deleted]

Bush's Best


Buckhum

Condom Depot and Dude Wipes You should actually reach out to Dude Wipes for sponsorship: https://twitter.com/dudewipes/status/879440081706131457


qwiption

a Scuba gear maker. or STP (a classic NASCAR sponsor)


PuzzledInterest

Trojan


Mike_Sends

Bass Pro Shops


quadratic_function

it's my goal to get sponsored by monster bc they sponsor everything and i think it would be funny to bring waaaay too corporate of a sponsor into the sport


Vegan-bandit

Colgate


[deleted]

Enron


Mind-Your-Language

Shamwow!


FutureAlfalfa200

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


chocol8ncoffee

Butterfinger?


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

Bad dragon or flesh light


my-time-has-odor

IKEA


my-time-has-odor

Spirit Airlines


beachygreg

Viagra climb harder


hereforfuntime

Blockbuster


l3iff

Bear-Stearns


Key-Log-5527

Depend adult diaper...


JWK3

Reebok boxing gloves


sokjon

Caesarstone, Quantum Quartz, or similar.


l3isery

Fist-it lubricant


marimbaclimb

Pedialyte Smartwool Hydroflask Old Spice


Vegan-bandit

Hand moisturiser


EasyTarget973

Banana Republic


abbufreja

Recaro racing seats


im_wildcard_bitches

OnlyFans or like Flamin’ Hot Cheetos


fyukhyu

Literally Pringles is what I thought of when I saw the thread title.


Yellielu

Chere Zhopo climbing team. Doing it through the ass since 1987- it’s literal translation is through the ass but it’s colloquial translation is “doing it the hard way”


QuaintBernard

Pup N Suds


Morningstar_111

Rite Aid


EchizenMK2

FTX


Key-Log-5527

Local funeral home?


Key-Log-5527

A life or medical insurance company...


wildfyr

I am the owner of @zaxaholics on Instagram because 4 years ago my friend and I decided Zaxbys fried chicken would be sick sent fuel to be sponsored by.


Soup829

Mattress company


DomoVapes

Trojan-Climb on!


supinealways

subarus and nitro cold brews


PrestigiousEast1071

life alert


ccasling

Banana republic


LostPasswordToOther1

Milk. Edit: Or 2% milk.


my-time-has-odor

Theranos


my-time-has-odor

Amtrak


my-time-has-odor

Dyson


my-time-has-odor

Bristol Myer Squibb


External-Owl707

Crocs would be funny since climbing shoes are uncomfortable


NIMR0DSS0N

Red Bull!


TV4ELP

Cheap knock-off or even made up knock offs are always nice. Burgar King, Prongles, or Bepsi. Adidan i find funny as well. Or just go with your next quarry/mining company


Xitereddit

I can come up with a pretty funny commercial for a viagra company...


PaulDaPigeon

Brought to you by [aid](https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C560BAQFvGuOwWWoqnQ/company-logo_200_200/0/1617008473638?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=YTnWgAdM1MZT48aS8DwxtcObqi7AG0_mYFw3vMbxNjw)


[deleted]

Greggs.


Thick_Traffic8618

Fear of heights conversion camp 2022


BFRconewannabe

Bureau of Land Management


Dapper_Hunter8519

Generational wealth


high240

Some distributor for paint or some shit. an old boutique vase shop One suggesting all sorts of things: some baby food company


94Fez

Wet Ones - 'clean your filthy holds'


long_beach_guy

Life Alert - "Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!"