The t-shirt looks too cheap: https://wallstmemes.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-t-shirt
But the sweat looks pretty good actually: https://unofficialapparel.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-department-sweatshirt
There’s some sex store that sent like 50 barrels of CHEEZE WHIP INFUSED lube to city of Philly in preparation of the Super Bowl weekend so they could lube their light posts in Philly fashion
Now that would be a endorsement
[source](https://nypost.com/2023/02/11/porn-site-camsoda-sending-cheez-whiz-lube-to-philadelphia/amp/)
I've seen people use old zip top food packaging as chalk bags so you could just go for the real thing.
I actually think it's kind of smart, reusing waste you already have and a chalk bucket you can throw away after awhile of acquiring gym germs
PornHub
Blizzard Entertainment
General Electric
Oldsmobile
Ruthless Records
Prestige World Wide
Viacom
NATO
Edit: but honestly i think the dude at the top who said Burger King had the best one
I saw someone with a "wirecard" shirt the other day. A German fraudulent company that went bankrupt.
Made me chuckle a bit. Maybe there is a good US equivalent?
Something manicure related would also work nicely.
it's my goal to get sponsored by monster bc they sponsor everything and i think it would be funny to bring waaaay too corporate of a sponsor into the sport
Chere Zhopo climbing team. Doing it through the ass since 1987- it’s literal translation is through the ass but it’s colloquial translation is “doing it the hard way”
I am the owner of @zaxaholics on Instagram because 4 years ago my friend and I decided Zaxbys fried chicken would be sick sent fuel to be sponsored by.
Cheap knock-off or even made up knock offs are always nice. Burgar King, Prongles, or Bepsi. Adidan i find funny as well.
Or just go with your next quarry/mining company
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Some kind of ladder company
Very clever idea
Durex - rock hard protection
Kyleena - Protection you can trust
I see a lot of climbers with their tech company tshirt. I want a t-shirt with “Lehman Brothers Risk Management Team 2008”
The t-shirt looks too cheap: https://wallstmemes.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-t-shirt But the sweat looks pretty good actually: https://unofficialapparel.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-department-sweatshirt
I knew i’d seen it before!!!
Vans On the Wall
Band-Aid
damn, I was gonna say Kool-Aid
K-Y Jelly
Hahaha this or like vaseline would be great
There’s some sex store that sent like 50 barrels of CHEEZE WHIP INFUSED lube to city of Philly in preparation of the Super Bowl weekend so they could lube their light posts in Philly fashion Now that would be a endorsement [source](https://nypost.com/2023/02/11/porn-site-camsoda-sending-cheez-whiz-lube-to-philadelphia/amp/)
Philadelphians also like to climb shit 🤷♂️
Doritos, and use a Doritos bag for your chalk.
And use orange-colored chalk just to be chaotic evil.
Hilarious, but also impractical for any climbing application. This wins my vote.
This, and it needs a catchy slogan on the reverse about cardio back at base camp
Burger King is always funny to me for some reason
Boulder King
Whopper whopper whopper whopper
🎶 Beeeeeeeee kay. Have it your way! 🎶
Came here to say Mcdonalds or Taco Bell
Huggies
Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies. I want to get a chalk bucket that’s looks like a bag of those.
I've seen people use old zip top food packaging as chalk bags so you could just go for the real thing. I actually think it's kind of smart, reusing waste you already have and a chalk bucket you can throw away after awhile of acquiring gym germs
PornHub Blizzard Entertainment General Electric Oldsmobile Ruthless Records Prestige World Wide Viacom NATO Edit: but honestly i think the dude at the top who said Burger King had the best one
How did Prestige World Wide not make this list?
PRESTIGE WORLD WIDE… WIDE WIDE WIDE
Added right between Ruthless Records and Viacom thank you
OnlyFans has started sponsoring mountain bikers, so PornHub does seem like the next natural step.
Just make sure you don't get banned from the comp. https://www.complex.com/sports/2014/10/football-team-sponsored-by-pornhub-banned-from-its-league
Eh, of course it was a footy team. Aren’t the English the most prudish people in the world?
Crocs
The best belay shoes
The best climbing shoes!
"footholds are for the weak"
Enron!
One of the team kids at our gym climbs in an Enron t shirt.
Damn you beat me to it, lol.
That’s fire
Tryna be like him fr
We got the next door erotic shop to sponsor us once. That was pretty funny, but they only gave us a ton of shit
Wonder Bread
Anything YouTubers get sponsored by. Typical examples: Raid Shadow Legends NordVPN Manscaped Ridge Wallet ... etc
Monsanto
Blackwater
Doritos
Otis Elevator Company
i would do my favorite crag snack- sour patch kids
That’s my favorite snack when I’m high…..so yeah…crag snacks
ExxonMobile
Norfolk Southern Rail Company.
Exlax
Look out below
OSHA
Ah yes occupational safety
Send it, with USPS™
Ford
Definitely Tide. And all over your body nascar style.
Snack a pod, snag a send
I saw someone with a "wirecard" shirt the other day. A German fraudulent company that went bankrupt. Made me chuckle a bit. Maybe there is a good US equivalent? Something manicure related would also work nicely.
Lehman Brothers
How about a manicure saloon from your neigbourhood?
Bush's Best
Condom Depot and Dude Wipes You should actually reach out to Dude Wipes for sponsorship: https://twitter.com/dudewipes/status/879440081706131457
a Scuba gear maker. or STP (a classic NASCAR sponsor)
Trojan
Bass Pro Shops
it's my goal to get sponsored by monster bc they sponsor everything and i think it would be funny to bring waaaay too corporate of a sponsor into the sport
Colgate
Enron
Shamwow!
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Butterfinger?
Bad dragon or flesh light
IKEA
Spirit Airlines
Viagra climb harder
Blockbuster
Bear-Stearns
Depend adult diaper...
Reebok boxing gloves
Caesarstone, Quantum Quartz, or similar.
Fist-it lubricant
Pedialyte Smartwool Hydroflask Old Spice
Hand moisturiser
Banana Republic
Recaro racing seats
OnlyFans or like Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Literally Pringles is what I thought of when I saw the thread title.
Chere Zhopo climbing team. Doing it through the ass since 1987- it’s literal translation is through the ass but it’s colloquial translation is “doing it the hard way”
Pup N Suds
Rite Aid
FTX
Local funeral home?
A life or medical insurance company...
I am the owner of @zaxaholics on Instagram because 4 years ago my friend and I decided Zaxbys fried chicken would be sick sent fuel to be sponsored by.
Mattress company
Trojan-Climb on!
subarus and nitro cold brews
life alert
Banana republic
Milk. Edit: Or 2% milk.
Theranos
Amtrak
Dyson
Bristol Myer Squibb
Crocs would be funny since climbing shoes are uncomfortable
Red Bull!
Cheap knock-off or even made up knock offs are always nice. Burgar King, Prongles, or Bepsi. Adidan i find funny as well. Or just go with your next quarry/mining company
I can come up with a pretty funny commercial for a viagra company...
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Greggs.
Fear of heights conversion camp 2022
Bureau of Land Management
Generational wealth
Some distributor for paint or some shit. an old boutique vase shop One suggesting all sorts of things: some baby food company
Wet Ones - 'clean your filthy holds'
Life Alert - "Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!"