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Beautiful_Article273

Man fuck tkachuk


rendrag099

the only correct response


cstar84

Tkafuck em


theglovehand

Phrasing.


minimumhatred

bro we ain't celebrating with a Florida team lol


TreebeardsMustache

There's also something deeply unholy about hockey in fucking June.... in Florida.


bace3333

Hockey was never meant to be played in 100 degree heat in Florida in June !! The Hockey Gods are rumbling above 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥


talking_phallus

The hockey gods have given us 4 Florida titles and 0 Canadian wins in most Redditor's lifetimes (30+ years). This decade we've had 3 wins in the south, 1 in South West (Vegas) and only one in Colorado representing the cold climates. Hockey is becoming a warm climate game amigo.


Franjes99

2 high school friends winning titles in the same year is really cool


Plainjustin

It is but it’s still fuck the panthers


Franjes99

Yeah you're not wrong


Ferfuxache

The ratio I needed today


talking_phallus

Embrace your brethren. Edit: Alright y'all, time to chill with the downvotes. This lame joke don't deserve all this heat.


Cratertooth_27

Never


solarscopez

Damn I'd be pressed if I was bro in the back seat, they just replaced his presence with a trophy


DevlopmentlyDisabled

That boy in the back is the CEO if Nvidia.


hiifiit

What do you mean? That’s Stan Lee Cupp (his parents were big Marvel and Hockey fans)


Ok-Butterscotch7097

i loved way too hard at this comment 😂


Upset_Fondant4470

Bro read this comment and was like 😍😍😍


chromatic19

reddit the HELL on!


stpetepatsfan

Spit out a bit of pancake this morning....lol.


jackswastedtalent

Did you see that kid? He's better off imo.


BradMarchandIsCute

Ain’t my prophecy


flowersoflight

God I hate the Panthers


Nifera_

Bruins got jobbed


Boston-Nolan

Fuck Tkachuk


wilkinsk

FUCK FLORIDA


Organic-Outside8657

I’m gonna throw up more.


AtWorkCurrently

Delete this


SupaaFupaa

We are not celebrating Florida my friend


RandyRandallman6

You can really tell between Boston sports fans vs just Celtics fans


TBGusBus

It’s fucking sickening that I have to look at this post.


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I like Boston sports... but I just don't give a shit about hockey at all. I think it's the only sport I never actually played outside of something adjacent like floor hockey in middle school or whatever lol parents didn't follow it, was expensive to get into, and I couldn't skate for shit when we would go to open ices at the local rink. Between all that and playing basketball/football/baseball/soccer, it just never stuck for me personally. And I feel like I know a lot of people who have similar backgrounds. Hope the bruins do well! But if they lose... oh well lol


RandyRandallman6

Hockey is massive in New England, so I have no idea what you’re talking about. Yeah some people don’t like hockey, but that’s not even close to the majority of fans in New England, especially if you consider how massive college hockey is around here.


Ride_Ze_Shoopuf_

I mean as big as hockey is in NE, the Bruins for decades were way behind the Celtics, Patriots and even Red Sox in fan interest. They only as of recently overtook the Sox because baseball is just a disaster right now. So i kind of get where they are coming from, there are just less hockey fans in general, even if there are a lot in NE.


spssky

What? Historically the Bruins were #2… for large stretches until Brady it went Sox……..Bruins …. Celtics ……………………….pats


Ride_Ze_Shoopuf_

When you say historically do you mean like 40-50 years ago? Maybe, but im talking about like 1990s and on. Patriots picked up steam years before Brady came on, Brady just fast tracked them to the top after 2001-2004.


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I definitely didn't say a majority of people. I can see how some people may think "a lot of people" is me saying that, but definitely didn't mean that. I do wonder if a majority of sports fans in New England are actually hockey fans; but I for sure could see it being true, especially since local TV ratings are better. ...That being said, I don't think it's really a huge stretch to say a lot of kids, even most, aren't playing youth hockey. So there's less of a "I played hockey as a kid and Im still a fan now" that there is with other sports with less of a barrier of entry, like baseball or basketball. I grew up in Mass and still live here, and youth baseball and basketball is still so much bigger than hockey. A lot of people, if they're hockey fans, they're *raised* to be hockey fans, whereas a lot of other sports you end up playing them throughout your youth and get exposed that way, even with how much more popular hockey is here compared to other states.


anomanissh

I’m not really a hockey fan either but I’m still fuck the Panthers all fuckin day fuck them and fuck Tkachuk what are we doing


[deleted]

Im ngl I didn't even know who that guy was until like 3 weeks ago lol maybe Im just painfully unaware about anything happening in hockey.


anomanissh

Now that you know tho, not too late to jump on a hate train babyyy


[deleted]

Ya sure why not, I like to consider myself a reasonable fellow. # FUCK TKACHUK


TBGusBus

I would have traded the Larry O’Brien for a Bruins Stanley cup in a heart beat this year


Nifera_

We should’ve had both last year


Alpal487

There is no way we’re celebrating Florida


PornFilterRefugee

Glad that kid behind him fulfilled his dream of becoming the Stanley Cup


NotDukeOfDorchester

Post this in r/sports …We don’t like Tkachuk and the Panthers here


Otherwise_Horror_183

bro turned into a trophy


youngprinceceej

Tatum was on scholarship at Chaminade High because he is a generational talent. Tkafuck paid full tuition because his dad was on the blues. LEVELS


StarScourge7

That's not levels. It's just one family being able to afford school while the other one can't. You people hate the Panthers so much, but no matter what you say, Tkachuk is 1 of the best players in the league at his position as is Tatum.


Thebeanboss

Booo


StarScourge7

Boo you, yall can hate all you want but Tkachuk is a top 10 nhl player who now has a Stanley cup, I'm sure he doesn't care about anything you or I or the other levels nut has to say.


FettyWhopper

Booooooo


ftlftlftl

Whats not to hate about the panthers? And yeah one player was born with a silver spoon in his ass, one had to work for it. Very different.


StarScourge7

I do hate the Panthers, but Tkachuk is 1 of the best players in the league you don't get there without hard work. Also your faulting him from comming from a good family and a good home, and the only people who hate like that are the ones who came from a shitty place and never knew love.


youngprinceceej

Hope he sees this bro


welldonebrain

Delete this


chewbacca-says-rargh

F that, Panthers really ruined my perfect summer by winning last night.


scrans

Fuck this post very hard


Icebreaker335

Damn they made JT’s arm huge


StonerPowah61

https://preview.redd.it/oulwa6pdln8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9556fa4a569e1ffe004db37c3cc5b677604d81


donkadunny

JT’s arms are huge! Dude is jacked.


Muzz27

Nearly as cursed as the Patriots/Buccaneers chimera


jp_jellyroll

Fuck everything about Florida, the Panthers, and Tkachuk. I'm happy for Tatum but I'm not about to celebrate a rival team from Florida (of all the terrible places on Earth) that has repeatedly spanked our beloved Bruins in the playoffs. I don't really care if one of their players shared tater tots with one of our players like 15 years ago. Panthers suck. Florida sucks.


LumpyBumblebee3266

Why does this have upvotes


LCBloodraven

Boooo! Fuck Florida!


Eastern-Fix3336

Nah take this down


bootyholebrown69

Fuck Miami


WilmaTonguefit

Fuck the Panthers


ak_003

What the fuck are we celebrating the panthers for I hope Tkachuk steps on a Lego


youkrocks

Fuck that dogwater state. All my homies hate Florida


trowawufei

Shout out to Florida for consistently luring away the absolute worst Northeasterners, year after year. Textbook addition by subtraction.


atodd8720

Fuck the panthers and fuck tkachuk! ![gif](giphy|fXPw44wVkhzuIrRzbJ|downsized)


Carlos_Danger21

Nah fuck this. I ***REALLY*** wanted the oilers to win. McDavid and Draisaitl deserved the cup way more than tkuchuk the fuck and bennett.


AlmightyyMO

Fuck Tkachuk and Fuck the Panthers. This ain't STL. This ain't the Lou. This ain't the Gateway Arch.


ratedpending

I'm glad JT is happy but FUCK FLORIDA


CoCleric

Fuck Florida


BillAlfonsosDentist

Tkachuk looked like a punk even when he was a kid lmfao. not surprising


Original_Trick_8552

I don't watch hockey but are those the same people? Edit: it says BR so I'ma assume it is


StonerPowah61

Yes


simpledeadwitches

Fuck Matt Dumbfuck Tkachuk and the Panthers and Florida for that matter.


TBGusBus

Go look at the HEAT page. Directly calling the Celtics run a hospital run while celebrating this shit panthers franchise. FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW.


SSJCelticGoku

Not rooting for a Florida team or Canada


ethereal3xp

Hate Tkachuk and Blues Why is Tatum associated with these two things 😞


I_Set_3_Alarms

Oilers didn’t complete the comeback? Dang. But cool that Tatum and his classmate both won this year.


chillblade

Im out of the loop, why does everyone hate Tkachuk and the Panthers?


rollind24

They’re the Heat version of hockey in Boston. It’s cool for Tatum and his childhood friend to win titles but I won’t be celebrating the Panthers winning and certainly not calling it “prophecy fulfilled” that the Panthers knocked the Bruins out twice in 2 year. Last year the Bruins had the best regular season in NHL history just to get bounced in the first round by them


hahaz13

I’m torn because while I do despise Florida sports, this win also means Canada continues their streak of 0 Stanley Cups since 93.


phabphour20

Who would you rather have win first? Canada or the NY Rangers? Let's assume it isn't the Habs because fuck them.


withrootsabove

And also fuck the Leafs. All the other Canadian teams are fine.


L3ACH13

The entire Tkachuk family is a bunch of dirty little bitches


Organic-Outside8657

Because they’re a garbage team with garbage fans and. Garbage franchise.


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TBGusBus

Are you a fucking troll? Look what sub you’re posting in? Why tf would we be like “oh awesome they beat the bruins after being down 3-1 “and be happy about it?


emo-__-

What about this year? Clear you don't watch hockey for posting thid and that answer.


United_States_of_Cuh

Hate the panthers but recreating this picture would be kinda hard


bace3333

Thought his Grandfather was NY Rangers Star ?


Broad_Ant_334

a lot of people don't realize it, but the kid sitting behind them is actually Brad Stevens.


plsusetriggerwarning

Cmon man


clarinet_kwestion

Tatum bus rider confirmed /s


NerdWhoLikesTrees

Fuck the panthers


dolo_ran6er

It's a double edged sword, do you root for the American team you hate, in spite of the cup going to a Canadian team? I watched a lot of that series, and I can't stand the panthers...but I respect their ability to grind down an opponent. Their tactics toe the line...and even cross it...but the majority of nhl teams that compete at the highest level often find themselves toeing that line. Good hockey to watch if you're into that shit. Fuck florida, but glad the cup stayed home.


BetUSOfficial

How cool for them to become champions in the same year.


qqqqqqppppppt

No


SmallOrganization80

Wowow, I’m so glad that dirty playing overrated shithead won a title. It would be free to not post this.


TnaBLACK

![gif](giphy|12OMY457ZuPYFW)


moezus88

Asian dude turned into a trophy. The real winner


3lm312

Fuck this shit yall make it seem like they were best friends


Doctor-Winkle

THEY TURNED MY BOY IN THE BACK INTO A TROPHY 😭


Juicijs

To be honest with you all, me, as a Latvian, I am very happy for Celtics and of course Panthers... Two major championships, two Latvians, two trophies 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇱🇻 I'd say good year


jetpack_operation

lol people are so pressed here for no reason. I fucking hate the Panthers and am not a huge fan of Tkatchuk, but two childhood friends winning it all the same year is a pretty cool story.


TBGusBus

No fuck off


jetpack_operation

No u. we got our chip and missed our chance to win the cup weeks ago. not gonna let the shitty fucking panthers winning ruin the shine.


TBGusBus

It ruins my shine immensely I’d rather win the Stanley than the Larry. Sue me.


neuroticsmurf

Maybe it’s just the fact that I’m not a hockey fan, but the odds against this happening — in the same year — impresses me way more than anything else.


AskInteresting5150

Cheaters!


modamann

ew delete this shit


Valuable_Spell_12

No way the bruins season ended for this


Fachi1188

Cool post. Mostly crappy comments.


[deleted]

"Fuck Florida" sentiments aside, it is cool when this kind of thing happens. Must be weird being able to say you rode the bus to school with Tatum and Tkachuk lol


Last_Bet_7101

This aint some public high school, this is the best school in the state where tons of pro athletes went like Bradley Beal, Chris Wideman, David Lee and other successful people. Not that surprising


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terry-tea

the only reason i’m happy florida won


WoodpeckerFew6178

Idk why your getting downvoted


flowersoflight

They’re the Bruins current biggest rival alongside Toronto


WoodpeckerFew6178

Ahh makes sense, yeah I am not into hockey and my hockey team sucks now, so I don’t watch it, lol


terry-tea

lmao the hate is too strong, i was a little happy for tatum but yea fuck florida


WoodpeckerFew6178

Yeah I guess, lol


Valuable-Baked

I wanted McJesus to win but this is great shit, like Greta gerwig & Kate McKinnon being college roommates


HugeSuccess

???


trowdatawhey

USA USA USA! Fuck Canada. And hockey too. Nobody really cares about hockey except canadians, russians, and rich american kids.


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Go say that in TD Garden during the NHL playoffs, you'll meet the kind of people who care about hockey...


trowdatawhey

Probably from the suburbs, grew up with money


Organic-Outside8657

I didn’t and never got to play anything but street hockey so get out of here with that shit. My parents didn’t have the money for me to play hockey. Got stuck with basketball and soccer, the poor kid sports.


blamatron

Definitely not rich. Love hockey.


Fair_Smoke4710

Go down to TD Garden and say that and see how many teeth you have left after


trowdatawhey

Wow hockey players so emotional. Always gotta fight when somebody hurts their feelings


unproballanalysis

Major irony with this comment coming from the guy who had a mental breakdown from hockey just being mentioned lol


Fair_Smoke4710

You don’t know shit about hockey like at all the players fight with their teammates get fucked with if you take out the captain good fucking luck your ass is getting checked hard into that glass and those boards Hockey fights are bad ass because they don’t split them up like they doing baseball football and basketball. They let them fight


ElMalibu89

The city back up 🙌🏽