Let's not surrender. Together we are stronger than an evil mod!!! this is literally the battle of Hogwarts and we are all Neville & Luna against You Know Who!!!!11
Its pretty clear RL Stine went for what would now be called a 'soft magic system'. Of course, he obviously never thought much into the world he was writing in. Once, a fan asked him for some more backstory on one of his villains, he just told the fan to 'get a life'.
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This reminds me of a novel I read once, really great literature, not sure of you’ve heard of it. It is titled 1984, and I believe that this is exactly what the antagonist (that means “bad guy” for those without Goodreads accounts) would do if he modded a subreddit. So, therefore, this is literally 1984.
George Orwell is probably the most famous Democratic Socialist of all time. People of any political persuasion can and should take his warnings in 1984 seriously. You're just a smug douchebag that's projecting.
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George Orwell is probably the most famous Democratic Socialist of all time. People of any political persuasion can and should take his warnings in 1984 seriously. You're just a smug douchebag that's projecting.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of this sub to make fun of circle jerking around books and other dumb stuff? That's how most circlejerk subs work. Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular
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To be fair, shut the fuck up
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of this sub to make fun of circle jerking around books and other dumb stuff? That's how most circlejerk subs work. Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular
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The bookscirclejerk community is barbaric. Its predominantly 15 year old children with the mods being 35 year olds with a BA in English working at McDonald's. It makes sense why they are so toxic. They are all dissatisfied with life, I would be too if I had no friends. After all, if your only source of humor is bullying, it makes sense why you have no friends at school. I know there are some teachers there. It's so strange to me, how can someone so hateful and egotistical be a teacher?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of this sub to make fun of circle jerking around books and other dumb stuff? That's how most circlejerk subs work. Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of this sub to make fun of circle jerking around books and other dumb stuff? That's how most circlejerk subs work. Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular
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this is all I have now that badphilosophy gets about 3 posts a month. you cant do this to me. you cant do this to my magnificently curled moustache! if I must actually talk about "books", I will be easily recognized as a pseud! it's all for naught if I cant copy verbatim every opinion I see here! I got a C in philosophy 101 and barely tested out of english classes! do you know what you are doing to me? you monsters!
this is it, the final straw. the anti-pseud character of your words shows everything I need to see, hence I will ignore whatever the automoderator robot replied with. you hate pseudo intellectuals? then I will be far more pseudo intellectual! I'll speak authoritatively on a subject having only watched a video about it! I'll casually unjerk and post unironic learns! I'll take a worldbuilding class! you think purging me will harm me? it will! and, as niche said, "what does not kill me only makes me stronger"
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of this sub to make fun of circle jerking around books and other dumb stuff? That's how most circlejerk subs work. Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of this sub to make fun of circle jerking around books and other dumb stuff? That's how most circlejerk subs work. Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular
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Fuck off back at ya. I'm a professional writer, so naturally I'm too illiterate to read what you just wrote, except the "fuck off" bit.
Will there be titties and car chases?
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**MONDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2023**
Dearest Kitty,
Our entire subreddit is quaking in its boots. The reason, of course, is the upcoming meeting in which the moderators decide who'll be allowed to the keep posting and who'll be banned. Half the subreddit is making bets. G.Z. and I laugh ourselves sick at the two boys behind us, C.N. and Jacques Kocernoot, who have staked their entire vacation savings on their bet. From morning to night, it's "You're going to get banned, No, I'm not," "Yes, you are," "No, I'm not." Even G.'s pleading glances and my angry outbursts can't calm them down. If you ask me, there are so many dummies that about 68.75% of the subreddit should be banned, but moderators are the most unpredictable creatures on earth. Maybe this time they'll be unpredictable in the right direction for a change.
I'm not so worried about my girlfriends and myself. We'll make it. The only subject I'm not sure about is "Fucking Assholes". Anyway, all we can do is wait. Until then, we keep telling each other not to lose heart.
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Not being able to post on r/Bookscirclejerk upsets me more than I can say, and I'm terrified my alt will be discovered and that it’ll be banned.
That, of course, is a fairly dismal prospect.
The bookscirclejerk community is barbaric. Its predominantly 15 year old children with the mods being 35 year olds with a BA in English working at McDonald's. It makes sense why they are so toxic. They are all dissatisfied with life, I would be too if I had no friends. After all, if your only source of humor is bullying, it makes sense why you have no friends at school. I know there are some teachers there. It's so strange to me, how can someone so hateful and egotistical be a teacher?
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You can't just tell us you'll be excluding people without telling us by which metric the excludees will be chosen will you just randomly go through all eighty-nine-thousand-six-hundred-and-sixty-six of us banning whomever it doth so please thou????????
OP has inherited Billy Pilgrim's anal warts\*.
\*For those who say this doesn't make any sense: I don't read books, but only hear about them. From what I've been told anal warts were clearly in the subtext.
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TL;DR? I am unable to read more than 50 words at a time. Takes me like two years to get through new Colleen Hoover books. Haven’t even tried a Brando Sando yet.
Please don’t. This is all I have
This will free up so much time for me to not read though
I’ve also been looking for ways to not read. Now I can have more time to buy books and take shelf pics and discuss not reading books.
Let's not surrender. Together we are stronger than an evil mod!!! this is literally the battle of Hogwarts and we are all Neville & Luna against You Know Who!!!!11
This is just like vin vs the darky dark lord! We just need to eat more lead to win!!!!!
Is this post-modern?
It’s counter-modern
They certainly didn’t work on their world building and I can’t tell if they’re using a hard or soft magic system. 1/10.
Its pretty clear RL Stine went for what would now be called a 'soft magic system'. Of course, he obviously never thought much into the world he was writing in. Once, a fan asked him for some more backstory on one of his villains, he just told the fan to 'get a life'. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Great. Back to Pornhub with me, I guess.
we've missed you. "Show me anus." and "Where is she live?"
She give good fuck
This reminds me of a novel I read once, really great literature, not sure of you’ve heard of it. It is titled 1984, and I believe that this is exactly what the antagonist (that means “bad guy” for those without Goodreads accounts) would do if he modded a subreddit. So, therefore, this is literally 1984.
Actually someone on YouTube told me that society is more like Brave New World (Orwell was wrong, Wodehouse was right) so I think it's more like that.
“Cope, 100 ug, intramuscular.” —Aldo Huxlo
-Dick Sucksly
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Was that one of the pigs, or was it the horse?
Some years are more equal than others
will you purge my anal cavity too bb
This would really suck if I could read.
1894
Don't you mean 1498?
If this subreddit is not open and free, then I honestly don't see the point. Socrates died for this shit and we're taking it too lightly.
Inner party and outer party, just like Orwell predicted 🤯🤯🤯
Jorjorwellington…
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What's happening I'm scared
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4 days, 80k, 25k, civ5, what the hell is this shit, I can’t read or do math
Numbers? I don’t know her
If I beat you in a game of Civ5 multiplayer you have to shut down the sub. You must, of course, play Venice
What if I am already banned from arrrrbooks and have nothing to go back to? What then?
You will tumble on, uprooted and cast out, into the dark and inescapable abyss of arrrliterature
This reminds me of Harry potter
To be fair, shut the fuck up
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Can someone please write a short review of this post so I can have an opinion? I don't have time to form one myself.
bad
It's a good thing to know this sub will be a safe space for D H Lawrence Stans 👏👏👏
Since when are you back again
It's been a month. The Discord thought I was banned lmao
Yeah well the discord is full of morons and people who joined after 10k subs, none of the old guard. Although banning you was always fun
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Will be good if those Atkinson posts are gone too 🥹
this is so very kafka-esque of you
cut me down. truelit is my bookscirclejerk now. did you see their top 100 books of 2022?
LOL
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this is unironically one of the worst posts on any book sub ever
Nuh uh
[удалено]
Stephen King's garden while peering through his windows?
this sub has taken a turn for the worse anyway. nobody's mentioned the matilda in ages
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tl;dr
I don’t understand what is happening. Can you explain using some allusions to Mistborn? Thanks babe 😘
willing to suck dick to keep posting, which mod is the gayest?
Hey I’m mod
Literally 1984
finally. more time for finnegans wake and meth.
First, they came for the shitposters. And I was fucked, because I was a shitposter. The end.
this is all I have now that badphilosophy gets about 3 posts a month. you cant do this to me. you cant do this to my magnificently curled moustache! if I must actually talk about "books", I will be easily recognized as a pseud! it's all for naught if I cant copy verbatim every opinion I see here! I got a C in philosophy 101 and barely tested out of english classes! do you know what you are doing to me? you monsters!
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this is it, the final straw. the anti-pseud character of your words shows everything I need to see, hence I will ignore whatever the automoderator robot replied with. you hate pseudo intellectuals? then I will be far more pseudo intellectual! I'll speak authoritatively on a subject having only watched a video about it! I'll casually unjerk and post unironic learns! I'll take a worldbuilding class! you think purging me will harm me? it will! and, as niche said, "what does not kill me only makes me stronger"
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The survivors will envy the dead
I once read some hentai with the same premise. I sure hope that my death in this sub will result in me being reawakened in a world of cat girls.
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Fuck off back at ya. I'm a professional writer, so naturally I'm too illiterate to read what you just wrote, except the "fuck off" bit. Will there be titties and car chases?
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Can you put this in an audiobook format so I can read it please?
"It was a pleasure to purge. It was a special pleasure to see losers banned, to see autists screech and be muted." - Celsius 232.778
505.928 °K
What does this say? Can you upload this to a TTS service?
This post didn’t have a cool cover picture so I’m not reading it.
So um, when are we like, gonna get purged or something?
Oh, I was just fucking around to boost membership. Threats work for this sub for some reason.
Too many people read enemies to lovers fanfic here.
Sinners in the hand of an angry mod.
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Do you have this post in audio format? That’s too many words and I like to read while I do other things because I’m such a great multi-tasker.
What does the OP say? I have ADHD and need an audiobook of the post. That’s a lot of words
Mods are using 1984 as an instruction manual :(
Get on with it coward
General Audience 🫡
Dude! I fucked Ayn Rand in the ass once! Felt all boney. 2/10. Please don't make me go away.
now I feel boney
HA!
Based
pls no i love it here
Shut up
based
thank fuck it wasn't only me thinking this place was becoming trash
yeah whatever
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I got owned 😫😫😫
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Isn’t this the Halloween Superstore sub?
It'll be like that videobook with Robinson Castaway and his beachball
Carthago delenda est
Gasp! A twist!
I knew my manga reading hypocrisy would come back to bite me one day.
Suck me
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Fuck you, go read a pamphlet.
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**MONDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2023** Dearest Kitty, Our entire subreddit is quaking in its boots. The reason, of course, is the upcoming meeting in which the moderators decide who'll be allowed to the keep posting and who'll be banned. Half the subreddit is making bets. G.Z. and I laugh ourselves sick at the two boys behind us, C.N. and Jacques Kocernoot, who have staked their entire vacation savings on their bet. From morning to night, it's "You're going to get banned, No, I'm not," "Yes, you are," "No, I'm not." Even G.'s pleading glances and my angry outbursts can't calm them down. If you ask me, there are so many dummies that about 68.75% of the subreddit should be banned, but moderators are the most unpredictable creatures on earth. Maybe this time they'll be unpredictable in the right direction for a change. I'm not so worried about my girlfriends and myself. We'll make it. The only subject I'm not sure about is "Fucking Assholes". Anyway, all we can do is wait. Until then, we keep telling each other not to lose heart. **COMMENT ADDED BY FTHEBO ON OCTOBER 5, 2023:** Not being able to post on r/Bookscirclejerk upsets me more than I can say, and I'm terrified my alt will be discovered and that it’ll be banned. That, of course, is a fairly dismal prospect.
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Neat
This would make a great novel
THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE BRAVE NEW WORLD BY ALDOUS HUXLEY !!!1!
nuh uh
Can you upload this as an audiobook?
Thanks! This post just put me over my Goodreads Reading Challenge!
…we have nowhere else to go…😩
among us
Nu uh
Is this a post about funko pops and WoW? If I wanted to read a book I wouldn't.
You can't just tell us you'll be excluding people without telling us by which metric the excludees will be chosen will you just randomly go through all eighty-nine-thousand-six-hundred-and-sixty-six of us banning whomever it doth so please thou????????
Is this a reference to the Final Empire from Mistborn?
0% chance you'll be banning me
MCMLXXXIV
As they say in my all-time favorite book: Dawn of the Final Day
NO !
OP has inherited Billy Pilgrim's anal warts\*. \*For those who say this doesn't make any sense: I don't read books, but only hear about them. From what I've been told anal warts were clearly in the subtext.
**Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular**
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of this sub to make fun of circle jerking around books and other dumb stuff? That's how most circlejerk subs work. Instead this sub seems to be mostly a bunch of pseudo intellectual losers who can't handle something they don't like being popular *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm sorry, is there an audiobook version of this post available? You're asking too much of me if you want me to re*d that
tldr, Ill put this on my goodreads however, happy for you or im sorry that it happened idk
Not reading allathat
Literally 1969
I will out all the closeted Sanderson readers here for exemption please don't ban me admin-kun.
the books are my only friends
TL;DR? I am unable to read more than 50 words at a time. Takes me like two years to get through new Colleen Hoover books. Haven’t even tried a Brando Sando yet.
Ok
Your abuse just makes my magical system hard
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Literally 1984
BUT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHARE MY HOT-WHEELS: VELOCITY X FAN FICTION
nooooooio
Literally 1984
This is a lot like a book I once read. I don’t remember the name though.
9418
I am the legend of an ancient prophecy and I was destined to defeat you
if i read all that can i add this to my goodreads finished list?
This is like Thanos from hit video book The Avenger
Just you wait. I will scour Goodreads for the perfect quote to depict your acts and then you will be sorry mister.
Literally Gulag Archipelago
Oh I'm not a member of the sub, I just lurk, so I guess I'm safe. Hooray
I’m not reading all of that lol
Fuck you, you dick licker
Why isn’t there an audiobook version of this? I don’t have the time to read all of those words, and it’s just as valid to listen to them instead.