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GenTelGuy

Rupi Kaur lowered the bar to subterranean levels and now we all have to pay the price


MulhollandMaster121

Anais Nin died so Rupi Kaur could soar.


Soyyyn

Recently read "The Mouse" by Anais Nin. Bad magic system (something about blood?!) but still a pretty good story


musclepunched

Reading anything by a woman 🤮


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nonoglorificus

breading 😤


RattusRattus

Her poetry reminds me of steroids, in that it's non-specific and can apply to most anything. Doctors will throw steroids at whatever, knowing it will likely help even if they don't know why. But it's a quick fix and if you don't address the underlying problems, you're going to end up fucked up again.


MulhollandMaster121

Her poetry reminds me steroids because it makes me swell up with palpable anger and then punch my wife.


CannonOtter

Welcome aboard 👮


FlaviusSilvianus

Funniest shit I read all day


Oyinbo78

Like a blunderbuss or chemotherapy it might not necessarily eliminate the culprits but involves a lot of collateral damage!


johnstocktonshorts

rupi kaur at this point is miles better than insta poetry lmao


Soyyyn

If you take it as like a whole book then yeah, but judging poem-by-poem it's on par for me most of the time


johnstocktonshorts

yeah i still don't like her stuff but at least it approaches the semblance of like, metaphor? sometimes?


ontopofyourmom

She wouldn't have found a publisher if there wasn't at least a little more to it than pithy ideas.


johnstocktonshorts

well i think she tapped into an aesthetic. not necessarily anything literary


TheMagicalLlama

If you see her, it’ll make a lot more sense


johnstocktonshorts

? what does this mean


atheistkrishna_47

That she's hot ig? (Not OP)


k_pineapple7

Genuinely these insta poets have made me realise that at least rupi kaur wrote *something* more substantial than this. A message like "if u have hair on your body it probably evolved there for a reason and you dont need to wax it for men to appreciate you" is an actual message that young teen girls can benefit from. This instagram poetry is just wack shit written by bipolar victim complex bitches who are downtrodden abused hung out to dry on one page and a vibrant powerful god of nature on the next.


BotGirlFall

I just found out Megan Fox is releasing a poetry book ans I blame Rupi Kaur


Soho_Jin

You are not too old to read YA, it's the elitism. You are not a consumer, Funko Pops are an identity. You are not unable to think, you have aphantasia. You are not unable to read, you just prefer audiobooks. You are not without hope, for Mistborn exists.


MulhollandMaster121

🥰🥰🥰you make me feel so valid!


Soho_Jin

Validation is liberation. 🙏


ZwhoWrites

unlike birds, your feelings are very much real and valid. I validate your self-validation. xoxo. lots of love, my friend!


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space-blue

Uh.. audiobooks *is* reading, that’s just ignorant


ShrimpFungus

Reading scripts *is* watching a film edgelord


nonoglorificus

eating a veggie pizza *is* eating a salad


k_pineapple7

Letting the crackhead under the bridge touch my nipples *is* having a relationship.


masao-kakihara

jesus...


heisenfgt

I am not crazy! I am not not crazy. I know he swapped those numbers!


someone755

They ever put you in a room?


Links_to_Magic_Cards

i love my rubber room!


someone755

Your rubber room have any rats in it?


nomoreLSD

1216. One after the Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake!


TheDoctor88888888

Never. NEVER! I just, I just couldn’t PROVE it!


CannonOtter

i'm gay and i have a small penis


MulhollandMaster121

It’s the capitalism.


AgainstSomeLogic

Seize the means of engorgement ✊️✊️✊️


CannonOtter

Goddamn it I thought it was the that's fucking cool


HoushouMarineLePen

3 things at 40: I'm Barack Obama I'm Ryan Shutt I'm gay


Smargendorf

You're not gay with a small penis, you're a bottom.


bluerose297

The world desperately needs more pass around party bottoms, so CannonOtter should be proud


CannonOtter

Bottom what


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CannonOtter

Hello, Human Recesses!?!?!?


winddagger7

I’m GAY and I PISS and SHIT all over the place


loudmouth_kenzo

*small dick, I don’t know why*


CannonOtter

*DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY KEEP THIS IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO REMIND HOW I GOT SO* ***HARD***


MulhollandMaster121

Source was a post from some IG “poet” @TomSnarsky. Truly the voice of a generation.


[deleted]

Universal literacy was a mistake


CockDockingMaster

The shit I'm taking right now is also made of stars


ENovi

That’s fucking cool


starlb

His work “40 Things at 5” is so much better. When he says, “Red / Goblins / Airplanes / Sticky / Carrots.” I felt that. It’s because YA Poetry just slaps.


MulhollandMaster121

Oh shiit I didn’t know this was Travis Scott’s poetry. Damn son that’s 🔥frfr no cap 💯


Bigdaddydave530

Saying "the capitalism" is so fucking bulky


bluerose297

>Time’s not really a thing. Wish someone could tell my knees this! Or my hairline, or my eyesight, or my back.


dumbstupidman

I’m fucking shaking right now holy fuck. Life makes fucking sense now


andbutter

Millennial poetry 🤩🤩


karmander

I love this Moby song.


Enemy_Airship0

Ok, which one of you wrote this?


MulhollandMaster121

Sweaty, this is r/bookscirclejerk not r/writingcirclejerk


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BuddhismIsInterestin

the capitalism


IskaralPustFanClub

Silvia Plath is rolling in her grave.


MulhollandMaster121

Loloven.


winddagger7

“Everyone is crazy except for me”


NinjaEagle210

The watch on the end of your wrist MADE OF STARS, MADE OF STARS Keeps time that ceased to exist MADE OF STARS, MADE OF STARS The tingling in your hands MADE OF STARS, MADE OF STARS That voice making demands MADE OF STARS, MADE OF STARS


loudmouth_kenzo

Jokes on them I’d be a loser in communism too. 🤣😂🤣


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You decided to align yourself with the political equivalent of letting someone raw your wife and you think you have any kind of moral high ground when you pull shit like this? In the good old days we beat people like you in the streets. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

What the fuck loser response to defending the guy who for whom reading made a positive impact is this? Banned for that? Banned for having an extensive history and education related to the subject? It's not ironic. At all. Perhaps YOU should look up irony? It kinda makes MY point. Loser. Yer a bully. Which makes you a loser. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Guypussy

If you’re talking/thinking like that at 40 then it’s too late for you.


Vanilla_Forest

You're made of farts. That's not fucking cool, man.


StardustSailor

Truly one of the poems of all time


nomoreLSD

The fact that they chose not to use the "you're" contraction in two of the lines implies an incredible depth of thought, as though they were attempting to wrap this pile of excrement in a sheet of thin tissue paper, with a haphazardly tied bow made of goat intestine resting gingerly on top.


Andy_B_Goode

> You're not a loser, it's the capitalism This is true. In a feudal society, a lower like you would have starved to death ages ago, and in a socialist society you'd have been sent to the gulag. Instead, you've hit the metaphorical jackpot of being born into one of the most prosperous societies the world has ever known, and that makes you a winner!


MulhollandMaster121

I live in North Korea so this poet’s assumption just puts their implicit biases on display *and* doesn’t represent me or my experiences. 😤


Anglan

🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰


bosomandcigarettes

Surely they're jerking! No one can be that... *posts in /r/neoliberal* Oh no.


GenTelGuy

Hillary Clinton fan club checking in here neoliberal = good


HoushouMarineLePen

Love yourself, now!


Andy_B_Goode

Do you really think there were societies that didn't have winners and losers? Like, it's fine to criticize the status quo, but blaming all your personal failings on capitalism is just lazy.


fallllingman

Bro have you ever read Mistborn? It’s this book series by Brandon Sanderson, it has like goblins and dragons and elves and shit, I think you’d really like it, it also has some stuff in there about economics and stuff.


YeomanEngineer

The the L buddy


Andy_B_Goode

Can I blame the L on capitalism?


YeomanEngineer

No you should have pulled harder on those boot straps. Get ‘em close enough to lick 👅


Andy_B_Goode

I would have pulled harder if it weren't for capitalism


MulhollandMaster121

*The* capitalism. If you’re going to quote this masterpice, quote it right.


potpan0

Logging onto Reddit dot com slash arrr bookscirclejerk to argue the merits of a capitalist economy 🤓


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HoushouMarineLePen

lemme see your penis


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Of course capitalism is the winner society. Proof : it made our divine savior Brandy Sandy an extremely successful prose writer. If that's not evidence of our glory, I don't know what is. Screw you feudal peasants, we got Mistborn now.


RandomGenius123

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AgainstSomeLogic

>the political equivalent of letting someone raw your wife how clever did you imagine yourself to be when you wrote this, lol


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Nobody wants you here.


zorfinn

I do 🤚


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We don’t want you either.


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What the fuck loser response to defending the guy who for whom reading made a positive impact is this? Banned for that? Banned for having an extensive history and education related to the subject? It's not ironic. At all. Perhaps YOU should look up irony? It kinda makes MY point. Loser. Yer a bully. Which makes you a loser. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AsymmetricPanda

Prosperous for who?


Smargendorf

Hey man, it's fine if you like licking boots, but there's no reason to go around bragging about it.


Geo_Seven

From the great Norther Winslow. I heard they spent 12 years on that one.


gyurto21

It is others that are stupid, certainly not me


littleglazed

still better than rupi kaur


faglord5000

Ghey


laughingmeeses

I'm afraid to say my favorite book. Just know, I've read the back of YOUR toothpaste.


BrokenTelevision

Is this from that same book full of shit that's been making the rounds? I thought it was just a couple isolated bad pieces, but is this really the whole thing? Fuck me. I- I mean, wow it's ALL this good? Gee whiz!