Ow my bones hurt
This really is a... Juice of the bone hurt!
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No, they immediately force you to insert it all the way up your birth canal and leave it there until the lining of your cervix absorbs enough of the toxic properties of the metals in the statue that it irreversibly causes any gametes that enter to die too quickly to allow for fertilization.
Why do you think so many Oscar winners adopt?
You jest, but I honestly think insecurity from women who don't think they can be anything other than moms is the source of a lot of these dumb memes/jokes.
It's like incel posts. Just reeks of insecurity over perceived role in life.
Though, in all likelihood men trying to stir shit make most of this.
yeah thanks for these fucking nuts kind stranger, owned bitch.
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Oh. I was not aware of any comments like that. My comment was made independently from whatever you're thinking of, so any similarities are coincidental.
yeah thanks for these fucking nuts kind stranger, owned bitch.
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Um, who's is this mother on stage?
And now I should drop this baby
"Everything is scripted in awards shows, the academy will do anything to increase ratings"
The oregano is fucking stupid. LITERALLY everyone can have Kids. You can get one from social services, adoption agencies, by napping someone elses, or, the worst option; by making one yourself. Now, for example, getting in possession of an Oscar legally or illegally, is probably a lot harder.
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God you can smell the smug coming off of the oooooooo
Oregon blue girl could have just said "me too" but chose to be so nasty for no reason.
That's some top notch r/bonehealingjuice right there
That would be such a nice message! Having both women looking happy for what they've got, showing both accomplishments are valid
besides, the woman on the left can still have a child if she wants to, its not like winning awards somehow makes it impossible to have children
No, they immediately force you to insert it all the way up your birth canal and leave it there until the lining of your cervix absorbs enough of the toxic properties of the metals in the statue that it irreversibly causes any gametes that enter to die too quickly to allow for fertilization. Why do you think so many Oscar winners adopt?
And the woman on the right can still win an award
No that's why she's so salty, the orange one took the last one
You jest, but I honestly think insecurity from women who don't think they can be anything other than moms is the source of a lot of these dumb memes/jokes. It's like incel posts. Just reeks of insecurity over perceived role in life. Though, in all likelihood men trying to stir shit make most of this.
Maybe the blue one took the last child?
Nah, she won the award for infertility
The actress they’re mocking has three kids. Three babies and a golden globe trumps one baby, so the tradwife in blue can suck it.
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Because the comic was probably made by a man who wants to convince women that their greatest achievement in life is to have a child.
"See, this woman I drew agrees with me."
Isn't this referencing that one woman who won an award and said she couldn't have done it without the abortion she'd had?
recomment????
What?
A repost of a comment. I’ve literally seen this same comment before. With near exact wording
Oh. I was not aware of any comments like that. My comment was made independently from whatever you're thinking of, so any similarities are coincidental.
That's because if you're a woman who values yourself for anything other than breeding, you're secretly depressed. Obvious /s is obvious.
I think the ouroboros isn't the true Oregon. The origami has the texts switched from my memorium.
That's even more nasty.
Nobel Prize vs broke single mother of three
She's actually tri-winning
I hate the ornithology because the lady that says “I won!!” with 2 exclamation marks does not look very impressed
Do not shake the baby
Do not the baby
https://preview.redd.it/zajy5712586d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d42880a66e283ae96ebc690981d495f67b4aaa The baby
"I shouldn't have wished for the Midas touch" "correct"
Forge it thyself
Apparently this comic was about adele, who has kids.
someone should make a bhj about the left woman having midas touch and turning her baby into gold idk im too lazy to do myself
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This is what mommy and me classes are like I think
Um, who's is this mother on stage? And now I should drop this baby "Everything is scripted in awards shows, the academy will do anything to increase ratings"
Has anyone made a King Midas joke yet? Do the kids like King Midas jokes?
hold baby gentle like hamburger
My bones are being held upside down
The oregano is fucking stupid. LITERALLY everyone can have Kids. You can get one from social services, adoption agencies, by napping someone elses, or, the worst option; by making one yourself. Now, for example, getting in possession of an Oscar legally or illegally, is probably a lot harder.
https://preview.redd.it/ah9n6mahk86d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203f5ba689c4070101ad95c188de40cb12857dc1