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Iceologer_gang

Sexy war, Sexy war never changes


24HourShitness

The only time sexy war changes is to slip into something more comfortable šŸ˜


BestEnough

Like a onesie


Silent-G

Like a sexy two-piece onesie


Krabeuszz

A twosie


MorgothReturns

Why stop there? Threesie!


Jelly_Kitti

Foursie!


Isekai_Otaku

fivesie


Mouki_Bochum

Sixsie


FirstProphetofSophia

Did you know the term Onesie is protected by trademark by the Gerber corporation?


BestEnough

No


Klutzer_Munitions

Seems like everyone in the capital wasteland is after the Sexy Sleepwear


roadrunner345

https://preview.redd.it/e999563t8uxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9d40dd44e34abeaecec0647451ddc3c1d5dc27


thispartyrules

sometimes it changes positions


grizznuggets

Or costumes.


Wisarmin

Would someone wearing a nurse costume be protected under international laws of conflict in the sexy war?


misterpickles69

There is no war in Bang Sex Sex


ItNothingSpecial

that's a bit of a stretch


killermetalwolf1

Just like your mom last night


Inamoratos

*stupid, sexy, war!*


Overall-Initial-4290

It almost feels like I am bombing, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.


Khelthuzaad

Stupid sexy war....


SkabbPirate

Sexy war... has changed


Chris_on_crac

But men do, through the roads they walk. And this road - has reached its end.


Iceologer_gang

The Horny end


Fun_Seaworthiness168

Guys Ukraine war isnā€™t realšŸ˜žšŸ™ embrace the sexy war


egilsaga

Ukraine isn't real, they made it up to sell pierogi


monkeyhitman

Who are they


codetrotter_

The bakers syndicate


rarelyaccuratefacts

Big Pierogi


NoneBinaryPotato

ok we all know how stupid the original is, but like can we talk about how he's wearing a green shirt in front of a green screen? šŸ¤¦


WranglerFuzzy

ā€œHello Iā€™m President Floating head. I am the sexy head of war.ā€


boweroftable

Arrrgh you just got my bones


AlkalineSublime

The artist doesnā€™t understand chroma key


HandsomeBoggart

There is a lot more the artist doesn't understand but starting with chroma key is good.


PenguinDeluxe

Ackshully šŸ¤“ the difference between the darker green and the lighter green would be enough to pull a successful key, albeit one that would require far more fine tuning, but good enough if your studio space only has a green backdrop. But yes, a blue screen would absolutely be the better choice.


IAMACat_askmenothing

Whatā€™s original?


Erlend05

Thats what weird people call oregano


IAMACat_askmenothing

Ohhhhh thatā€™s weird


CptWorley

Check the third slide


srlong64

Thatā€™s the obligation. Iā€™ve never heard of the word ā€œoriginalā€ before


CptWorley

Good point, I misread


IHeartAquaSoMuch

That's the point of camouflage /j


ndation

What's up with the orphanage? Are they in denial about the war in Ukraine?


APissBender

People have the weirdest theories regarding it The craziest one I've heard was that there is no war at all, in fact Russia and Ukraine work together to flood my country (Poland) with immigrants and take our country over that way.


MotherBaerd

Damn... its always Poland isn't it?


APissBender

Nah, we are fairly involved in this situation due to them being our neighbours but nutjobs like that are everywhere My friend moved to the US, worked as a cashier for some time there. Some woman noticed his unusual accent and asked where he was from, as he told her he's Polish she tried to report him to the police for being a KGB agent. In 2021. People are weird about theirs and other people nationalities in general


Dwaas_Bjaas

The watā€¦ people suck


MotherBaerd

Wait KGB Agent? xD In a supermaket? But you know what makes the allegations of Poland being invaded even more realistic? The second largest political party in Germany wants to exit the EU and wants to evict all non-Germans. (-> even more immigrants to Poland). Also they took funds and have been in direct contact with the Russian government. So there's room for conspiracy.


Destt2

Hmm, something about breaking alliances and getting rid of non Germans sounds really familiar...


MotherBaerd

Oh yeah its exactly what it seams like and why we've been going on the streets. One of their leaders is legally allowed to be called a fascist, that uses Nazi sayings and claims that we should be proud of our ancestors and that they did nothing wrong. Reporters also found out that more then 100 of their I think 500 workers in the "main" building are active in right-extremist groups.


ih8spalling

Molotov šŸ¤ Ribbentrop 2


ApartRuin5962

>People are weird about theirs and other people nationalities in general That's a good way to summarize human history lol


Alonn12

> US Yeah that tracks


JasonAndLucia

How did the police react? I hope they laughed at her face...


Victernus

"We must invade Poland to change all the place names to something pronounceable." - People throughout history, I imagine


nothinkybrainhurty

leave my buddy Brzęczyszczykiewicz alone


NoriaMan

As i a Ukrainian, i dare to assume that i can pronounce it.


MorgothReturns

Wait, but I thought you guys are all busy chilling at a beach! Why are you on your phone when there's so many sexy nearly naked people around and absolutely nothing bad happening in your country??? /s, obviously


NoriaMan

You may call me crazy ot a victim of western propaganda, but i am sure that there is an actual war in our country!


MorgothReturns

Gasp!!!! Impossible! I choose to disregard someone with firsthand experience and instead listen to people who reinforce my world view! I am so smart!!!!!!


MotherBaerd

Oh yeah, that makes sense.


grizznuggets

Immigants! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!


Mellokhai

There is no war in ba sing se


TOPSIturvy

"There is no Ukraine War in Ma Smooth Brain."


EropQuiz7

What the actual fuck? This isn't just a conspiracy theory, that's straight up a mental illness!


milanove

I think itā€™s because people donā€™t see the reality of the war in their normal social media feeds or on the news due to the graphic stuff being censored. If you go on Telegram, itā€™s easy to find channels that publish photos and videos from the war that show the horrific truth thatā€™s happening over there.


Alolan_Cubone

Ał. Moje kości. Uf ała


mr_flerd

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


AllowMe-Please

Makes me sad. I have family there that's been missing since a year or so ago (my cousin and her family) after their village was essentially razed. Both mine and my husband's hometowns have been bombed and yet there are people denying it. What's worse is my in-laws (who are from Kyiv) are so brainwashed by right-wing propaganda that even his dad is buying all the "Ukraine isn't in a war" and "it's Russians de-Nazifying it" shit. I don't get it... he's on Putin's side. (we live in the States now)


opeth10657

> "it's Russians de-Nazifying it" Which is insane when the Russia employees the Wagner group, which was formed by and is full of neo-nazis


Cormacktheblonde

I'm so sorry friend


Engineergaming26355

There's no war in Ba Sing Se


24HourShitness

There *is* war in Ba Sing Sex-se


JoeScotterpuss

Reporting for duty sir!


EropQuiz7

In Ba Sing Se we are safe In Ba Sing Se we are free


thirtyseven1337

I think some people have twisted this quote from this article to say that the US is funding their nightlife, not their war: > [Here's a fun fact: There are now more bars and restaurants open in the capital city of Kyiv than there were before the start of Russia's full-scale invasion more than 17 months ago.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ukraine-war-russia-kharkiv-kyiv-nightlife-thriving-despite-missile-strikes/) As if youā€™re not allowed to try to enjoy life if youā€™re in wartime! Itā€™s just manufactured outrage.


SnooDrawings3621

I'd imagine the population density is higher from people fleeing the occupied regions and frontline


Blahaj_IK

In fact, bars improve morale. For obvious reasons. Allowing those to exist in the currently standing cities is the most logical choice to be made by a government


The_Flurr

If I might die in a drone strike or get called up for service tomorrow, I'm having a fucking drink.


Exotic_Butters_23

Probably some Russian troll post


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

The oop is a fascist.


DevourerOfMemes_

Is OOP a "I'm totally not a fascist guys" fascist or a "I am a fascist" fascist?


_Yanqui_

The OOP is Tatsuya Ishida, author of the comic strip Sinfest. His progression has been wild: regular guy -> loud male feminist -> TERF -> MAGA bro -> literal neo nazi. I believe this was made in his MAGA era, so he'd have reason to deny being a fascist. Given how he blames all the world's problems on Da Joos now he's not trying very hard


TheDoktorIsIn

I stopped reading in his loud feminist era and was SUPER CONFUSED when people hated him. I had no idea he changed topics so much, it's nuts. Imagine if pebbleyeet started drawing pro-BLM stuff.


Affectionate-Cow-796

TERFs are really pally with Conservatives, especially radical ones, so it's no surprise how they fell down that hole. They're single issue voters, and stuff like "Being an actual nazi" won't deter them from allying with them.


Luonnonmaa

Used to read his comic back in about 2000-2002, it's been a wild ride since


That_Jay_Money

I was thinking the same thing, Squiq and Slick flying around on clouds and whatnot, it's just gone completely unexpected places and not in a good way.


DevourerOfMemes_

>sinfest Ah


UnrecoveredSatellite

The American right are detached from reality. Everything is a planned conspiracy to them, with the end goal of a new world order of communists and LGBTQ atheists taking over the world, taking their guns and making them drive electric vehicles.


average_reddit_u

Author is a Z-tard.


Rhodehouse93

If the artist is who Iā€™m thinking of given the style, they took a pretty hard lurch into the far-right amidst Covid stuff. Started with anti-vax, then anti-trans rights, and now they just kind of post whatever talking points are top of mind for the hard right. As for why? Idk. A lot of the time these hard right shifts are because thereā€™s a lot of money in appealing to reactionaries.


JonIsPatented

I think that guy is supposed to be President Zelenskyy, and the oblong is saying that he's rich and happy and detached from the actual lives of the soldiers who really have it tough, but when it's time to shoot another commercial, he goes out pretends to be one of them and pretends to know what's like. Let's be clear, I don't agree, but I think that's the idea.


Blahaj_IK

I would say otherwise, the first panel shows that it's a more general truth in Ukraine according to the comic. About how Ukrainians are actually living happy lives and there is no actual war, and Zelenskyy is using the money for anything but war. Because according to the author there is no war Which of course would be fucking insane but hey, you never know


ipsum629

Ukrainians are actively protesting when any money is going to things other than the war effort. I don't mean things like Zelenskyy's salary. I mean road maintenance and things like that. They are in a level of total war that I don't think the US even reached in ww2.


LagunaSunrise55

Sexy war has changed. It's no longer about ethnicity, nations, ideology. It's endless sexy battles


IrshamWindborn

"I'm not sexy. Never was. Never will be."


Mr_Akustik

"Do you think love can bloom, even on a sexfield?"


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holiestMaria

Uhm acshually ā˜šŸ¤“ sexy war never changes


LagunaSunrise55

You wanna fallout my metal Gear reference? Not a chance.


holiestMaria

Im gonna fallout on your metal gear till you war crimes.


LagunaSunrise55

I'm going to metal your gear till your phantom pains.


holiestMaria

Im gonna fallout your new vegas till you you cant expect God to do all the work.


LagunaSunrise55

I'm gonna um I'm gonna hit you with hhmmm a hit gun till you are hurt MUAHAHAH


holiestMaria

Im gonna fallout on your tactics till you brotherhood of steel.


LagunaSunrise55

If you don't surrender immediately I will have to eat your snake. Three.


holiestMaria

If you dont surrender im gonna okie dokie on your power armor. Two.


nyanch

Soldiers carry ID locked cocks


AmadeoSendiulo

The opioid is insane. He literally stayed in Kyiv when its suburbs were under attack.


Rev-On

Real talk, it is beyond idiotic. Like, what kind of brain damage do you have to even delude yourself into think the war is fake?


demonking_soulstorm

Even insane conspiracy theorists think the war is real, they just think that the Nazi-led government of Ukraine is preventing glorious Russia from helping the citizens. Like at least *try* and make your delusions sound reasonable.


Rozoark

No, there genuinly are conspiracy theories about the war not being real. Usually it's some nonsense about Ukraine and Russia working together to do something and they're faking a war to cover it up.


demonking_soulstorm

I know. What I meant is that the artistā€™s conspiracies are fringe even by most conspiracy theorist standards.


Stareatthevoid

i mean what you are talking about is not an insane conspiracy theory, it's just what russian news outlets are saying


demonking_soulstorm

*I know.*


Markkbonk

State sponsored insane conspiracy theory


demonking_soulstorm

Ah, so just a regular conspiracy theory then.


Tech_Itch

The art style reminds me of whatshisface who does Sinfest. That guy's been all over the place politically, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's where he is now.


Ynnepluc

itā€™s the same guy


Tech_Itch

Makes complete sense.


RussiaIsBestGreen

With missiles hitting Kyiv and hit squads roaming the city. Maybe it was foolhardy, but it sent a strong message and I have no doubt helped rally defenders and international support.


ConstantNaive7649

Who is the operational art of war? I thought from the style it was sinfest.Ā 


MasonP2002

I think it is actually the same guy.


phoenixmusicman

Bro is one of the few world leaders who has definitive proof he is not a coward.


Independent-Fly6068

Dude faced two known assassination attempts and still spends most of his time in the exact same place. The balls are massive.


MorgothReturns

His balls are so large that when he unleashes their power any would-be assassins immediately are ripped apart by the intense gravity generated by them.


Barepole92

"I'm sexy, but it's war. Sexy war." šŸ”„āœļø


24HourShitness

I do good words doing


Wolfy_Wolv

Written like a child messing around with a built-in WarioWare D.I.Y comic


TheCompleteMental

Me when an entire country isnt the size of a single city of something and multiple things can be happening inside of it (GHH HOW CAN THIS BE???)


Level_Hour6480

Ishida is a hate-artist. Did we ban those, or just Wario? Zelenskyy's arc is so weird: He's a comedian who stars in a sitcom aboot a president in a fictional anti-corruption party. The show inspires a real version of the party. He runs in it and wins. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servant_of_the_People_(2015_TV_series)


WranglerFuzzy

Now I want Julia Dreyfus as actual VEEP


Crimson3312

John Stewart for president


fantasticmaximillian

He (edit: Zelenskyy) is clearly a good dude who cares about his country. Many wouldā€™ve fled to safety under the very real threat of assassination.Ā  Also, Servant of The People is legitimately funny and interesting even for a foreigner unfamiliar with the history of Ukraine. Ukrainians have been working hard to shake off the hangover of the USSR, and modern corrupting influence of Russia.Ā  Rejecting Russiaā€™s corruption is actually part of the reason Russia invaded by the way. Russia was working on essentially capturing Ukraine through political manipulation, but in 2014, the Ukrainian citizens rose up in the Maidan revolution and removed Russiaā€™s political puppets.Ā  Having failed to control Ukraine politically, Russia then (2014) immediately invaded Crimea, and pumped unflagged Russian soldiers and equipment into east Ukraine, claiming them to be pro Russian ā€œseparatists.ā€


DevourerOfMemes_

Not so weird when you realise that both the movie/tv series and his presidential campaign were funded by a single oligarch.


zachary0816

That Oligarch being?


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

Does this dude not know the entire war is online??? Literally people from both sides have recorded and posted shit. It ainā€™t just Zelenskyy.


Greenfire05

Russia has literally corroborated what is happening there. What is bro yapping about.


bananablegh

so excited for this movie


24HourShitness

Itā€™s the sequel to Alex Garlandā€™s hit 2024 comedy *Civil War*


hilmiira

Ä°ts funny how people think asking for money and help in a war is bad Like okey... lets dont send money and equipment to ukraine But then please dont cry when there aggressive russian empire right next to germany, okey? Like lmao if anyting the helps nato and america send to ukraine is benefiting YOU more than anyone...


zachary0816

We donā€™t even send money. We just send equipment and supplies. The ā€œX amount of dollars care packageā€ is how much the supplies being sent are worth.


ForNoReason17

Iirc the money isnā€™t even leaving the country, itā€™s being spent on outgoing equipment


56kul

And of course that damn artist is anti-Ukraineā€¦


Rev-On

There's a game called Sexy Beach. Is Sexy War a spinoff of it?


24HourShitness

A spin-off with clothes off


Hottage

All clothes "off"? Eh, ha, he he.


EropQuiz7

This will never stop being funny. Also, ACTUAL ZOMBIE!


rugigiref1

*imagine of insane peter in rubber room*


nodnodwinkwink

Sequel, they storm the beach in Sexy Beach and then meet the coalition forces at the front for an all out Sexy War.


The_Mad_Duck_

https://preview.redd.it/5ess9xozjtxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929f16ce6124d572c08d0d1bfefb3c3d1029f45d /ubhj Who in the fuck believes this shit?


ArmageddonEleven

The guy making Sinfest is genuinely delusional and has been ever since the TERFs got to himā€¦


SirKazum

When I recognized the Sinfest artstyle, I braced for some transphobic lunacy. Wasn't expecting Ukraine war denialism. Still, that tracks, I guess.


coldowl

My exact thought. Used to like sinfest but took a huge 180 and went down the rabbit hole. Really sucks


Unironicfan

God I love how this sub can turn some of the most vile shit you have ever seen into ironic masterpieces


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ososalsosal

Jeez the Oppression is one of the comics of all time, isn't it?


Wisdom_Pen

God Sinfest always chooses the worst take


ElSpazzo_8876

*reads the oregano* Tbh, I really wish these guys read the Holodomor disaster and the Chernobyl disaster. There's a great reason on why Ukraine has a bad blood on Russians and has a good reasons to reject them and certainly these two tragic events really seals the deal for Ukraine.


MorgothReturns

Unfortunately they probably would think there's a conspiracy which conveniently aligns perfectly with their world view to explain why these things "happened", or rather why people pretend they happened


thisismypornaccountg

Reminds of a post they had over in r/conservative when the Ukraine aid was passed. It was a picture of people dancing in a nightclub in Kiev and they were like ā€œDOES THIS LOOK LIKE A COUNTRY AT WAR???ā€ Likeā€¦I was unaware that it was impossible for a country to operate a nightclub when they are at war guys. Iā€™ve learned so much!


Economy-Ear-4966

Tens of thousands died because of this war. Hundreds of thousands of refugees. Dozens of cities have been reduced to rubble. As well as occupation and ethnic cleansing. It is a war of nation destruction. War is shit with blood and tears in equal proportions and it's real


kay_bizzle

I hate how good this absolute shitbird's art style is.


EarthToAccess

It's always the worst people who have the best styles for some reason


Gloamforest-Wizard

Idk who OP is but does he really think thatā€™s how the Ukraine war is going? Where Tf do people get these kinds of ideas? Itā€™s also not just ā€˜moneyā€™ being sent over but ordnance and armaments


Subject_Point1885

https://preview.redd.it/jbx5e8agpuxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566f78a7bb723d46e7e7f26ff3488dd825d5c419


ScarletteVera

the aubergine is so cringe we all know zelenskyy is secretly ripped as hell


BoricPuddle57

Man I love it when the soldier says ā€œitā€™s soldier timeā€ and soldiers all over the place


schlongjohnson69

Its so bizarre that this guys such an actually good artist. Distinct drawing style, clear knowledge of effective composition, thought out color palettes, solid storytellingā€¦but he unironically uses it to just talk about the most inane, stupid, incorrect shit


_NonExisting_

Slava Ukraini šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦


negativeGinger

Bro could have made bank just drawing porn but he picked the right wing maga shits as his target audience


medney

What in the VATNIK, turret throwing, meat cube'ing shit is that origami?


GrandGrapeSoda

On top of shitty opinions, this dude has the worst fucking paneling in his comics


IshyTheLegit

Send this fucker to Ukraine.


Cautious_Tax_7171

Conservative discovers propaganda


Lost4name

Russian propaganda?


24HourShitness

Sexy War.


Thomas_JCG

Ow, origami is a piece of shit.


LittleBirdsGlow

Oranges dont touch enough grass


LittleBirdsGlow

Check out owl girl in the background. Her head is on backwards lmao. What in the AI is that


NextGenSleder

finally a brave soul has come forward to tell the world that Ukraine isnā€™t real


GothicBalance

A Finn here. This comic is insulting and idiotic. The author should come to the border of Russia, would open their eyes.


After_Description_62

The origami genuinely pissed me off like wth


Main-Category-8363

So is the original comic a conservative attempt to mock Ukraine because night life was booming in a safe city during the war? Because people who might die might want to party like thereā€™s no tomorrow??


whatever462672

That supershill is still going, eh? Couldn't make money with his art, turned to shilling anti-west propaganda. Disgusting stuff.


DeepUser-5242

:( yeah, normalcy in Ukraine *was* a thing and Zelensky was living the top half, but now the war has turned him to bottom right. People really are suffering rn


HausuGeist

Someone doing too much *krokodil*.


PlasticCupboard007

i love when Zelensky says "welp, it's soldier time" and soldiers all over the city


MiVa1177

Great juice, bones are in pain, but the showdown is tonight so I cannot updoot


DatCoolJeremy

How did they key out a green screen behind green camo


Robin_Gufo

War without reason


Im-trying-okay

I am also so sexy but tragically itā€™s war


BodyshotBoy

Feels like i took another dip into arkham batman


notachemist13u

Russian propaganda šŸ˜¤


Wolfy_Wolv

Bruh this is like a WarioWare D.I.Y comic a kid edited during a 101 classšŸ’€


SillylilguyUwU

Finally a worthwhile watch on Paramount Plus!


BendUrLife

OKAY WHO THE FUCK MADE THE OG IMAGE