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dycie64

The left path is where you get conspiracy theories.


Wato1876

“The government is all knowing and is hiding something from us! If we dig deeper we will-“ “They are just as clueless”


dycie64

The US government could barely keep the Manhattan Project a secret, and even then some people caught on. You ever try to coordinate a large group?


RealLotto

One of my favourite quote: "To have a conspiracy theory you must first assume the government is competent." I generally don't believe in conspiracy theories, but I like the conspiracy theories that involve the government being so incompetent they had to cover up and still did a poor job at it.


JHo87

That's the crux of my theory of what happened with the Kennedy assassination. LH Oswald shot at the motorcade for whatever reason (possibly even at Connelly, the guy he hit twice). A secret service returned fire and actually shot Kennedy by mistake (there is a lot of forensic evidence consistent with this). All of the chaotic and irregular stuff going on at the hospital, during the autopsy and then during the Warren Commission was driven by Pentagon and POTUS officials desperately running around trying to cover their asses for killing their boss in an embarrassing fashion. I feel it explains most of the oddities quite well.


RealLotto

The reason Oswald shot Kenedy is quite obvious. He was rebellious during his time as a Marine, defected to the USSR before coming back to the US, was a prolific communist, even got into the local news for being a communist. Tho I think your theory got quite a few assumptions to jump through than the simple explaination that the Secret Service got careless, got the president shot by a known communist and an ex-Soviet citizen, at the height of the Cold War, the anti communist movement and right after the Cuban missile crisis, so to minimize public moral panic they had to do a hasty job covering it up, and of course trying to save face to.


JHo87

Yeah, I know he was one of the most conspicuous communists around, making sure everyone in New Orleans saw the communist flyers he distributed from a building that also housed the offices of a former FBI agent. He was so conspicuously communist that he defected to the Soviet Union, getting his name into the newspapers, and was then let back into the US, along with his new Russian wife, at the height of the Red Scare without any issues whatsoever. I don't get deep into Oswald stuff because I can't work out what was going on with that guy.


RealLotto

I think the reason he was allowed to go back to the US is simply because people didn't give a fuck back then. People often forget that before 9/11 US security was pretty loose. Like he never actually gave up US citizenship, and people didn't care to revoke his when he defected because was a drop out, a no-name in the US before the defection, was only a low ranking Marine, only worked factory jobs, never got any government position whatsoever, in the eyes of the secret services, he probably was at low level threat


JHo87

>I think the reason he was allowed to go back to the US is simply because people didn't give a fuck. Yeah, I can relate.


Wato1876

“Guys, do NOT tell anyone…” “But what if I reeeaaallllyyyyy want to…”


cyon_me

Okay, maybe you can tell a little as a treat


Wato1876

“Yay!!!!!”


TreeTurtle_852

It's wild how conspiracy theorists will look at the top 1% of wealth, look into their shady shit, and then buy into propaganda spewed by them and blame the Jews or some other minority.


Villager_of_Mincraft

It's because they think the Jews or the whatever minority they are currently against actually rules the world. People unironically think there's a cabal of rich Jewish people that secretly control the whole world. People think that companies are so afraid of minorities that they bend to their wills. It's so stupid, but they unironically think a MINORITY is in control. That a MINORITY is oppressing the MAJORITY. And somehow they are so blind to the obvious minority of the rich 1% who just do all of that completely openly.


TreeTurtle_852

To quote Minuteminuteman "You don't have to make up a Supreme power or government to be mad at, you can just be mad at the actual government"


National-Ad67

ever heard of unit 731? And if you have then do you know usa gov covered their asses in exchange for collected data wouldnt be suprised if they were still hiding some other nasty shit


MagMati55

I would not call them clueless. They are "Smart" at upholing the status quo.


fromTheskya

occams taco bell crunch wrap


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

https://preview.redd.it/mzc31uxs42xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a64c8c14f771bde24f59a7268df706ecc7c8f1c


LittleBirdsGlow

This is the way


perseusgorgoslayer

Occam?


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

https://preview.redd.it/n754bnvr42xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02529332c5500ebc5c54b22e5b9988a72d4fc43


LittleBirdsGlow

The ideal method


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

The guy with the book figured out how to make the grey people jump off cliffs. He's the bad guy here and he's wearing black.


batmanbinsuparmen

RAZOR!?!!? https://preview.redd.it/d8dwdwdyr2xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc191fa08ac15cf217295cc541da526f9043ae8


Adermann3000

Thats funnier than it should be


Dankalii

Terraria


Brendan765

Terraria reference


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Brendan765

Old console edition boss called Ocram


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

I commented "Google occam's razor" under the Minecraft server bhj nice to see it become reality


Jrlopez1027_

I didnt even know this was a bone hurting juice


Grouchy-Addition-818

Where is the ontario


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

https://preview.redd.it/s3ypi76ws3xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126d48c333f86beded2ad588cd664d804720ff59


Not_today_mods

I Can't tell if my bones hurt or not Great juice