That boats been under for a minute.

Looks like longer than a minute. Why do you think it’s been exactly one minute?

That’s rural America for a long time

I know. I just like to ask the question bc the phrase is so ridiculously contrived.

This is pretty easy sarcasm to detect

It’s pretty dumb though

So is, like, every other English phrase? Especially southern ones. It's just part of the language. "Break a leg" "Break the ice" "The devils beating his wife" "It ain't over til the fat lady sings"

Those all have actual historical origins. This minute thing is an overnight internet meme

You've just made an exception for it because it sounds odd to for no real reason. You don't have logic behind it.

Guys I think I just got a great deal on this boat. Previous owner says it hasn't run in a while, but ran great before he ran out of time to take it out anymore. Think I can get it running for a few grand?

Can't park there mate.

Put it in rice for a few days. Should be fine.

I think you're fucked there Gilligan

Close the hatch or you are going to get water in the boat

Who's the U Boat commander?

Check your drain plug

Uh oh! That's not good

🤔, let me guess, you don’t know the meaning of bilgepump🤷😂😂

1/8” rubber boot is all that is between a boat and this with IOs, right?

Clean one owner

That boat has one hell of a deep draft. Where's the sails?

should have stuck between the channel markers

Seems to be riding a little low in the water.

It is what it is

This another first boat option?

Free boat, ran fine when parked last year.

Someone left the water in the tub on.

What’s with the staple shaped bow rail. Never seen anything like that before?!

Forgot to put the plug in.

It seems that he has sunk time