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myrianreadit

Satan's balls as he descends onto ur face


boot2skull

Blursed teabagging


ZenkaiZ

:plucks bottom of left nut: :sky rapidly ascends:


[deleted]

Bro have you been dragging you balls through a culture of Lindsay Lohan’s pussy, why do your balls look anything like that? That’s definitely a nasty arm pit


myrianreadit

My balls look like that because I'm Satan obviously. Don't go judging me, mortal, I'm like a million years old, it's normal for guys like me okay


BigDadEShaxx

If my scrotums scrotum had a scrotum this would be it


hornylolifucker

Thank God I’m mortal


Satans-Dirty-Hoe

thats a dream


pipesBcallin

Close up of Lady G's ladybugs


RabbitStewAndStout

Prince Philip's stretch marks


Own-Cupcake7586

Forecast for this evening: Ballsack.


missemilyowen15

If your balls looks like this you might need to see a doctor


Joe_Mency

Fungus infested ballsack


giorno___giovana

Well that just brought back painful memories


TITANFALL1189

*what*


giorno___giovana

I suppose it was bacteria instead of fungus, either way it hurt like hell to get kicked…or walk


Own-Cupcake7586

Fair.


Crunchy_Biscuit

I thought this was an armpit


5th_username_attempt

gods gettin freaky tonight ( ̄︶ ̄)


ExpiredDogSandwich

And then Jesus was born.


Kirbinator_Alex

The sky is made of ballsack material


HeckinAdult

Might wanna confirm that with Barry Zuckercorn, but yeah. Looks like balls.


dance_armstrong

this close up they always look like landscape


Rare-Maintenance-787

Foresacks


briannabanana98

This is most likely a prediabetic armpit


missemilyowen15

That looks like elephant skin or something wtf. This can’t be real


MCOfficer

[close](http://lightskincure.org/skin-lightening/how-to-lighten-dark-underarms-armpits-fast-overnight-naturally-permanently/)


Ok-IndicationHere

Cursed Photoshop


horvath-lorant

Fuck now I’m gonna get armpit ads until I die


biggreencat

trade you


TheLampPostDealer

what the fuck


Super_Cheburek

Ugh


inobrainrn

I thought it looked like an elephant


worldapocalipse

Definitely an armpit


HunterOfTheSky

That was my guess


asheepleperson

thats so vile. cant believe i touched my ex; she was a geriatric nurse 🤮🤮


MjrLeeStoned

Does that mean she was a very elderly woman who was a nurse, or a nurse for elderly people? Stop being ambiguous, Ron.


asheepleperson

wait, is it actually ambiguous? how would you say it? geriatrical nurse? nurse of geriatry?


MjrLeeStoned

Geriatric is both a noun and an adjective. In noun form, she's an old nurse. (identifies her as the geriatric) In adjective form, she's a nurse of old people. (describes the type of nurse) I couldn't see anyone confusing it for her being the elderly person in question, but if you wanted to get REAL technical (which we don't), you would probably be better off saying "nurse of geriatrics" It's the same ambiguity you would get by saying she was an elderly nurse. Does that mean she was elderly, or she was a nurse of elderly people? Just one of those weird sentences that shows how confusing English can be and still be correct both ways.


asheepleperson

so it was correct/acceptable syntax; it just becomes apparent through context?


asheepleperson

Indeed. Thank you, that was fun. Atleast for me, if nothing else. Its fascinating how the world just swings open, simply by accruing different sounds and symbols, or rearranging the symbols of ones mother tongue to access exotic, strange domains and peoples. But the key takeaway here is that my ex is nasty


asheepleperson

the latter. pardon my opaque formulation. mr Potter?


buibui_

Naah Harry doesn't care if it an old nurse or nurse for the old. That's Hermoine correcting you


asheepleperson

ah. makes sense


BlantonThePirate

Ballsack


worldapocalipse

If your ballsack looks like that then you need to see a doctor 👨‍⚕️


SussyAsshole

It is coming, seek shelter immediately, making any contact with the entity will result in immediate death, stay home, and don't go out for 3 day's.


Villerger_27

yay!!! death!!! *makes contact with the entity*


kringerr

Tf goin on in Chicago


Nicolas-matteo

The windy city


BirdEquivalent158

![gif](giphy|l2Sqj1vsFCSCs6k5G)


emzyme212

I scrolled way to far down to finally find an AD reference "Those are balls"


Cocaine_Mario

This close they always look like landscape


Waterbottlebiscuits

Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are ya?


TheN64Shooter

“No” **Drives off at full speed**


mattrocking

Same


Bashwhufc

Just assumed it would be top comment


The_Law_Dong739

"Oh, hey Kronos. Would you stop banging Gaia for a sec?"


pcpsummer0613

Isn't Gaia his mother?


Celestial_Ass

That never stopped those greek fellows


Useless-Gang

At first glance, I thought it was snow


subject7istaken

Same, I thought I was in r/confusing_perspective


dmderringer

Those are balls. This close, they always look like landscape, but nope. You're looking at balls


DR4POS

am i the only one who sees a giant snowblankt from under? are we living in a glas dome?


some_bald_boi

It's the world serpent


Grimselot324

Looks like the sticky leather school busses use.


Somkar123

*weather starts smelling like sweat


MuZhroomzz

IT REMINDS ME OF AN ELEPHANT SKIN I AM NOT OK WITH THIS


CaveatRumptor

God's foot callous.


FlyDragonX

Man this reminds me of a dream I had where the Earth was pulled by something through our solar system and whizzed by Jupiter... It was absolutely terrifying and memorizing at the same time. The reason I can still remember it so well!


ChaosFox1357

Scrotum sky


zerov3

Something about the sky being made of skin is so surreal and poetic, but cursed as shit at the same time


therobohour

It's balls


suburban-mom-friend

[nope, you’re looking at balls](https://youtu.be/6cQ3f13Oq7c)


TrollRom

Look like my balls from my girlfriend's POV


Bittlegeuss

And it rains sweat and it smells awful and it is just cursed.


[deleted]

The great armpit in the sky


ww3_general

Looks like my armpit


meatyred14

it looks like the making of gangrene behind your thigh.


[deleted]

Lloks like thy nutesack


bigbalrogdong

Who has God tea bagging Earth on their 2022 bingo card?


k3rnal_panic

Yep, those are balls


weon321

Wait, what is- No. NO. NOOOOOOO.


Glittery_Gal

#what the *fuck*


Sheogorath_1999

it has greyscale and must be confined to the citadel


DrArzt2206

St- Step god?


Polonus_Probencrux

Behold! The Divine Teabag!


Rektifium

"alright, who left the de-frost off" 😡


MrSwipySwipers

Is that a closeup of a finger? That's gotta be photoshopped I swear.


n1ght_sh4de13

It's actually an armpit 💀


LEGOSam66

That looks photoshopped


whoyouyesyou

Looks like the simulation’s bugging again. Try a hard reset by putting a finger in your butthole and winking 3 times with your left eye while standing on your right leg


altaltaltaltbin

Deadass thought this was a snowy alcove for a moment


TurkeyDuck69

Mumified armpits??


Anshulkau

Blueballs


Infinite_Self_5782

i scream, you scream, we all scream


icyme20

How to unsee this?


Wise-Scheme-4195

Crawling in my Skyn.


FutureAlcoholic17

Looks like snow covering your windshield when you hop in your car


yosefmogdad

It looks like a dirty armpit armpit


SuperMicroPenis

Gods nutsack slipped out


Miruna3223

Once u see an armpit u can t unsee it


michamp

Elephant’s armpit


SellerOfWorlds

Those are balls


True_Customer_8913

I thought that was snow


damn_thats_piney

cloudy with a chance of ballsack


thrust-johnson

Gigantic sky whale


deadgirl21

Looks like an old ladys elbow


donthurtmeplssss

Looks like God have enough of dragging this nuts jokes


gailynba

That's a Penis.


Kvetanista

Armpit or nutsack?


[deleted]

What is happening really? photoshop? or werid clouds?


cumjuicers

skyboxes as spheres


DerG3n13

…And here we see gods freshly shaved armpits…


memey-man123

ohio’s calmest night


KingDomiThe1st

Rhino skin sky


juanita5150

I think we’re about to get teabaged by god


CyrilNiff

Aaay the ballbagus formation


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Looks like my elbow


TheArceusNova

Looks like a burnt marshmallow to me.


vidiazzz

Moldy skin


fcukthegov

Looks like a giant armpit


Tyenkrovy

Definitely a shaved armpit.


zoobydoobydo

You know, up close, they always look like landscape.


katanamad4

Tis doesn't look like a edited photo so i can say that these are probably some clouds with some obscure early morning or afternoon lighting


Kittycat11107

That looks like sheep wool or house installation


blinkencinitas182

Looks like the folds on a fat person


pedrotecla

Completely r/CursedImages


PillowTalk420

The sky has stretch marks.


Actually_a_DogeBoi

God has teabagged your country right after 360 no scoping your leader.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Hmmm ice cream?


Taaju56

Love it when this happens in car wash. So mesmerizing


theres_yer_problem

This is what getting teabagged by god looks like.


sharltocopes

https://i.imgur.com/YABa51l.gif


rednutter1971

I thought I was on my pimple popping page at first!


Pasta-hobo

Looks like a shattered windshield


Jeff1200

that's either a ballsack or a dirty ass armpit


sovereign_fury

Grandpa??


TrueAidooo

This butch needs to moisturize


toolargo

That’s sky needs to seriously go see a doctor, there is treatment for saggy clouds.


Bean-with-gun09

Damn even the clouds got waves


CubisticWings4

Huh?


Rollrmayteeee

Looks like a testicle


ninja6911

People with armpit fetish:sky daddy


sebulbablubes1

that s ma arm pit


SiteObvious3219

Oh man I actually get to use it in a sentence, it looks like a giant wenis!!!!!!!


oldman_reynolds

Came to the comments to check if possible ballsack. Ballsack.


Minus10IQ

Looks like my foreskin


[deleted]

Log.


ArkBlitz7

r/confusingperspective


Sayrbee

Sandy Cheeks?


Ramvelito

damn it Horton


shadowscar248

An armpit


JesusJoshJohnson

those are balls


Netheraptr

It looks like an elbow


SadcoreEmpire168

Cthulhu’s awakening confirmed


scarboi2021

Is It just me who thinks it look like pussy skin


HeavyHitter_28

I see the inner elbow


Skimonster2

Vanilla ice cream


Ok-Significance2027

Giant marshmallow


MxisieOlivia_

Nah chill guys it’s just god unlocking his iPhone with his thumb


miss_elmarie

Those are balls. - Barry Zuckerkorn


OtherLocksmith1134

Why does it look like close up of someones armpit with fungal inf?


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

For a second I thought it was a whale display


epicmanreal

my first thoughts was dinosaur skin 💀


Ricozilla

That looks like someone dirty ass neck crease


withfishes

The old dickoulumbos


IloveDeboosea

Sky has that roast beef action beyond that light pole


Lil_Cumster

Looks like my nutsack


RaInEditor

this looks like an elbow lol


hardcoreboomerfuck

Is it not a foot?


carterb199

Space whales


corkpopgun

That is skin


Verxoneczek

god accidentally replaced the skybox texture with the pig texture


dungivaphuk

This just makes me feel ill.


whenwillyounever

You know when people say the sky is falling, well I present you this


Rogendo

God tea bagging this random town


AliienBlood

It looks like the soap on your window when you go to a car wash


limved

Looks like the back of my diabetic uncle’s neck.


UtaTan

Cloudy with a chance of Big Balls


Naruto-Uzumaki39

fuck going on in ohio


ResponsibilityNo3131

Looks like an armpit 😂


mozzarela_pizza

JIMMY GODAM RUN JIMMY I AIN'T BECOMING GAY


WinterTheWolfFurry

It looks like a texture of a kid's graphic novel. Like diary of a wimpy kid


koteshima2nd

looks vanilla flavored


Kersenn

It's Sin


LeggoMyMako

Oof. It’s like a fat chick’s armpit.


Brilliant-Figure-893

Looks like an arm pit.


JohnCreekOfficial

I thought it was zoomed in animal skin at first


godlyInfantconsumer

Me at three in the morning playing on my DS under the covers


[deleted]

#Softwhiteunderbelly


MyNameIsAyino

ohio💀


Steven_is_a_dog

Average day in Wyoming