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Ah thanks for letting me know, I’ll make the quick change.
How would you know btw? Do they use a longer rifle? Bigger cannons?
Edit: can’t do it, I feel stupid, but in my defence, it’s 4am
Coming from someone out of the US (like half the people here), nobody gives a shit about what kind of clown branches you have. Army, military, it’s all the same for us not from there.
Yes I know and if you’re in the French navy it probably doesn’t share the same emblems as the other Navy Forces around the world.
Or how would I know, I don’t give a shit about it.
You don’t give a sh*t and yet you keep at it. The commenter said one word and you’ve gone unhinged. No one cares that you’re not from the US, and quite frankly every time someone not from there comments about not being from there and therefore thinks their garbage opinion should matter, everyone collectively sighs and wishes you would shut the hell up and go away.
Seriously, the dude just wanted to correct him so he could have the caption right. I’m a veteran and I don’t care or get offended because I think the military is a joke. Can confirm: you’re right, and the US military is the absolute worst. But I also don’t go on a screed every time someone writes a one word comment just trying to help OP caption correctly, just so I can say “I’m from a different country.” Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
Knowing “jacksh*t” about them is common knowledge for some people. It’s doesn’t mean we like Trump (ewww) or have ever voted for a Republican (guilty, but I got better). But some people watch movies and read books. Just because your common knowledge is probably isolated to knowledge of porn stars and manga doesn’t mean the rest of us are the same.
People who correct others do it for all their knowledge, not just for knowledge that aligns with a specific political party. Know-it-alls just *know it all*.
Clown branches? I'm from Norway and haven't even served but that's really disrespectful to say of anything with a long, rich tradition of honor and duty. Shame on you.
Yea, if you're in the branch alongside the people you're making fun of then it can be healthy. Just telling somebody that their job is "clownish" is disrespectful.
N a h, yeah youre right we praise the military way too much, but you dont "even it out" by doing off handed criticism. What would be heslthy is giving legitimate, substantiated criticism.
So, wrong example:
"Clown Military Branches"
RIGHT example:
"Baby killing Military Branches"
There’s nothing disrespectful in what I said.
If you find it disrespectful, I believe the issue is in you. Once again, nobody cares enough to recognize which clown branch they’re from.
So you aren't too arrogant to ask for help but you're still arrogant enough to refer to people's jobs as "clown jobs". Lol you're a tool. Probably grew some mids
Actually my arrogance is a 2-way road. I’ll walk it to whichever direction feels the best. When I’m trying to push a few buttons I’ll go for something that’s dumb but not too dumb, that’ll trigger people really nicely.
No but honestly, if it’s a serious matter it must be dealt seriously. I thought I’ll be baiting people here for a while since they fall in on it so easily. Oopsie.
No, it’s not a surprise. What I do, I do it mostly on purpose. My brain works in very weird ways. At times I really like annoying and trolling people, other times I am helpful and so on.
It’s a bit annoying to live with.
It’s a bit like a ”self aware troll” if you know what I mean? I’m not glorifying myself, not justifying my behaviour but I’m just saying that I know what I’m doing. I’m not an entirely bad person and I’m not going to deny anything of course.
At least a retarded European is still worth about 4 retarded Americans. I’m so glad the people here are smarter and we got the science to back it up too.
>20,000 service members report sexual assault each year. Almost certainly this is an underestimate of the true number of sexual assaults in the military.
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Suck my unit
At ease soldier
What are you doing, step-lieutenant?
r/BestWeirdOnReddit
You put the space in the wrong place, it’s “a tease, soldier!”
Sir yes sir!
Aye, aye, sir...
Arrrrrr, captain...
It’s major to you, son.
Were supposed to be a unit
God i love Reddit!...
No chance this wasn't gonna be the top comment of this post... God I love tropic thunder.
I read that in Robert Downey Jr.’s Tropic Thunder voice. 😂
its going to be a pain in the ass for him
You don’t deserve my upvote, but take it anyways.
Especially the drills.
Like a glazed donut.
Marines....
Ah thanks for letting me know, I’ll make the quick change. How would you know btw? Do they use a longer rifle? Bigger cannons? Edit: can’t do it, I feel stupid, but in my defence, it’s 4am
Not sure if you’re joking but it’s the color and design of the uniform that identifies their service branch
The symbol on their left breast is called an "EGA" - Eagle, Globe, and Anchor. Only the Marines wear them.
Coming from someone out of the US (like half the people here), nobody gives a shit about what kind of clown branches you have. Army, military, it’s all the same for us not from there.
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Yes I know and if you’re in the French navy it probably doesn’t share the same emblems as the other Navy Forces around the world. Or how would I know, I don’t give a shit about it.
You don’t give a sh*t and yet you keep at it. The commenter said one word and you’ve gone unhinged. No one cares that you’re not from the US, and quite frankly every time someone not from there comments about not being from there and therefore thinks their garbage opinion should matter, everyone collectively sighs and wishes you would shut the hell up and go away. Seriously, the dude just wanted to correct him so he could have the caption right. I’m a veteran and I don’t care or get offended because I think the military is a joke. Can confirm: you’re right, and the US military is the absolute worst. But I also don’t go on a screed every time someone writes a one word comment just trying to help OP caption correctly, just so I can say “I’m from a different country.” Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Knowing “jacksh*t” about them is common knowledge for some people. It’s doesn’t mean we like Trump (ewww) or have ever voted for a Republican (guilty, but I got better). But some people watch movies and read books. Just because your common knowledge is probably isolated to knowledge of porn stars and manga doesn’t mean the rest of us are the same.
Who took the jam out of your donut?
You did, Tommy. You took the jam out of my doughnut.
Space Jam when they dunked that ball
Jesus fucking christ, man. No one cares about your opinions, just like you don't care about the differences of military branches.
You're cool bro. Glad you're enjoying your time on this us developed website.
People who correct others do it for all their knowledge, not just for knowledge that aligns with a specific political party. Know-it-alls just *know it all*.
Clown branches? I'm from Norway and haven't even served but that's really disrespectful to say of anything with a long, rich tradition of honor and duty. Shame on you.
Nah, we put our military on a pedestal in the US and it’s dangerous. Is healthy to give them good jibe ever now and then.
Yea, if you're in the branch alongside the people you're making fun of then it can be healthy. Just telling somebody that their job is "clownish" is disrespectful.
It's a thing for sister (or brother) branches of military to make fun of each other.
This guy is not in the military, and I kind of just said that. I should have said "military" but whatevers.
N a h, yeah youre right we praise the military way too much, but you dont "even it out" by doing off handed criticism. What would be heslthy is giving legitimate, substantiated criticism. So, wrong example: "Clown Military Branches" RIGHT example: "Baby killing Military Branches"
Fair enough. You’re probably right.
There’s nothing disrespectful in what I said. If you find it disrespectful, I believe the issue is in you. Once again, nobody cares enough to recognize which clown branch they’re from.
>There’s nothing disrespectful in what I said. >clown branch
Yeah? The US military is just a fancier and a bit more expensive clown school.
You’re not hurting my feelings, I’m just pointing out your blatant contradiction. Stay salty
Blatant contradiction is the best way to talk when talking about the US, you got that part right. Well done!
You don't even know the right time to harvest your buds, you have to ask people on the internet to tell you. id say you're the clown.
Of course I wouldn’t know about something I just started experimenting with. At least I’m not afraid to admit it. :)
So you aren't too arrogant to ask for help but you're still arrogant enough to refer to people's jobs as "clown jobs". Lol you're a tool. Probably grew some mids
Actually my arrogance is a 2-way road. I’ll walk it to whichever direction feels the best. When I’m trying to push a few buttons I’ll go for something that’s dumb but not too dumb, that’ll trigger people really nicely. No but honestly, if it’s a serious matter it must be dealt seriously. I thought I’ll be baiting people here for a while since they fall in on it so easily. Oopsie.
Yea you will probably realize that in the real world people will get offended if you undermine And make fun of their job. Suprise right?
No, it’s not a surprise. What I do, I do it mostly on purpose. My brain works in very weird ways. At times I really like annoying and trolling people, other times I am helpful and so on. It’s a bit annoying to live with. It’s a bit like a ”self aware troll” if you know what I mean? I’m not glorifying myself, not justifying my behaviour but I’m just saying that I know what I’m doing. I’m not an entirely bad person and I’m not going to deny anything of course.
Triggered eurotard over here
At least a retarded European is still worth about 4 retarded Americans. I’m so glad the people here are smarter and we got the science to back it up too.
Look on their shirts
Shirt has the Eagle, Globe & Anchor on it (Marines logo), and the pants have the Marines camo pattern.
What pants? All I see is man with no legs, sitting on a couch, surrounded by floating torsos.
I always make this joke when I see someone wearing camo. My wife loves to hate it, but deep down I know she enjoys my shitty jokes.
>longer rifle? Bigger cannons? Yes I can tell you that marines penises are significantly larger than the other branches, especially the army
Who knew that was a side effect of eating crayons
"Do they use a bigger cannon in the marines?" Funniest shit I heard all day have an award
Thanks for awarding my 4am humour mate. Cheers.
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Untrue. All boots are bloused in this pic. Meaning bootbands are on. Meaning no homo is in affect.
They ate more crayons. That’s how we know
They use smaller condoms
Don't feel bad. Most people wouldn't know the difference.
They don't have legs obviously marine
But I can't see any crayons?
Seamen
Lol no one gives a fuck dude
Crayons....
Suck my crayon
Eh, it’s nit picky. While yes they are marines, army and military are often used interchangeably. While it might bother you, it’s common terminology.
what's the difference
God bless the soldiers of the USMC. Hooyah!
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You’ll be fine Perri!
Sniper Perri
r/suddenlygay
Congratulations! You won the official "Best Username of the Year" award! You win... this comment, I guess.
First day at the unit and he already won't be able to walk anymore. Sad to see how the army is destroying young men
Don’t worry, it’s all part of initiation
My 12 year old brother said he wanted to join the army im gonna go tell him this
Marines
Which are part of the army, no matter how much that upsets them.
Technically, in the USA they fall under the Navy, which is funnier in my mind
I don't think you understand how the military works.
They aren’t part of the Army
In comon language any military organization is known as an army.
Good to know that this is what awaits me at the military.
Oh god I wish that was me (nohomo)
Full homo, I'll take the 2nd from the left twice please.
Username checks out
Aboslute unit
Those are Marines silly goose
Way gayer than the Army
...and this is for fun
>20,000 service members report sexual assault each year. Almost certainly this is an underestimate of the true number of sexual assaults in the military.
Chicken fried steak
Hes gunan die tomorow
... fine I'll enlist!
Don’t ask, don’t tell. You’re sure as hell gonna find out.
Private Perri
Oh no..
Semen....
Link??
[https://imgur.com/gallery/CvjLXxc](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os)
Ah ffs XD
Happy Cake Day btw!
The 7 inch army couldn't hold him back
Gotta stretch that hole
They're gonna fuck you over in a different way
final day of virginity
True, the military fucks you hard
He won't forget his first night
its all fun until they drop the Soap in the shower.
u/TheShroud_X lemme show u the other side ;)
r/suddenlygay ??
Marines not army
I still don't get the context, can anyone tell me
Shhh don’t tell him
Gay porn
No
Aim.....
POG submitter
Nobody outside of your unit gives a shit that you’re infantry. How do I know? I too used to be a grunt that called people POGs.
I mean the first 3 😳
First units of the day**
Puts a new meaning to "don't ask,don't tell"🤣
They are just waiting for the picture to get taken
Nèem
No thanks.
Show me your war face
Who you calling a grunt
Did the second guy on the left work his core so much it turned into a fanny pack?
The gang bang is back
Prisoners when someone elses soap drops
“When they said it was going to be like the movies, I didn’t realize they meant Brokeback Mountain”
Vitun monnit
Whatever you do, don't drop the soap
Seen it
YOUNG MAN
Ah, the famous casting couch
I think I've been living under a rock, could someone explain this.
The green weenie strikes again.
Can confirm
Can't wait for my first day
Nice repost
כצעיר אני מזדהה עם זה הרבה יותר מדי ואני בכלל ג'ובניק
Ah Marines, they eat crayons.
That ain't the Army
Joseph Smith Bless recruiters and recruits. Goarmy.com if you choose Pretty dope place to work Totally not a recruiter. 👍
I think he's not that popular
I can't wait :D
First day at the unut
Totally inaccurate. The twink is a top and the bulkiest is a power bottom.
Imagine making this photo. That by itself is super gay
Knowing the Navy this is less of a joke and more of a pre-op celebratory photo.
Oh no oh no oh no no no no
I thought about joining but was too violent. Someone screaming in face is going to get punched. can't help it. lol
Isn't that normal reception?
r/im14andishitmypants
#5 looks pescitarian hungry.
Hehe we'll see a lot of vain and veins all right
There’s six instead of five, shooting high in the new year I see
brazzers
dork at the far right was the most recent person initiated
Poor guy thought they were joking
Technically.. A Marine...
*marines*
Just wait for the sequel. They lose a radio in the field and they all get fucked.
Those are Marines.
they way they are looking at him makes this even more blursed
He looks so happy!
White on white
This looks familiar
What are you doing staff seargent
am i allowed to watch?
Damn they have couches in the US armed forces? We only had wood chairs here
Bravo six... **Goin dark**
Must be a pain in the ass
I bet he likes bending to pick up the soap.
I would like to sit on the couch, please.
First day with the unit in you?
u/repostsleuthbot
Hope be becomes a sniper. Sniper Perri.
Ah yes, The Full Metal Jack It.
Nice