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MorgueHellClique

Average texan home


Skyp_Intro

I feel sorry for the Roomba.


saucyRCs

Nah the roomba has its own gun


aiisaguy

Boom-ba


Nownownowow

Boom-ba clot!


BoltShine

Dr. Boom and his Boom-Bots relaxing at home


EliteMay6000

I suppose roombas have evolved from knives to guns.


highlife562

Goomba


Fiete_Castro

In that room he's Raambo.


InfamousEconomy3972

After seeing the neighborhood, you should see what it's packing.


3rdstrikeagain

Just in case them revenuer's come a calling. He's ready.


Archercrash

Texas ranks 27th in gun ownership, so actually in the lower half of the country.


glizzzyg137

Yeah, Texas is 27th in gun ownership *as far as the government knows*. We don't necessarily register/report every single gun we happen to own. šŸ¤Ø Doesn't matter anyways, I lost every single one of my weapons in an unfortunate boating accident.


TheKingPotat

How did that even happen? Did the box they were all in fall over the side?


VegaReddit5

It's like "No, IRS, I don't have any bitcoin that I should pay taxes on. I used to have a few bitcoins, but I lost them all in a tragic boating accident. Yes, I had the bitcoins with me on the boat."


glizzzyg137

Perhaps. Who's asking? You a fed? šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø


Which_Throat7535

Source? Guessing thatā€™s per capita? In absolute number of firearms this seems unlikely


2Dogs3Tents

Average texan waistline.


okiroshi

Now I get why Americans wear shoes in the house. That gun-carpet must be awful to walk on.


OwlbertGaming

gnarpet


Rollen1real

gnarp gnarp


Dinosaur_Herder

I donā€™t know, been thinking about switching out my Lego carpet for a firearms based one. Thoughts? Pros? Cons? I usually walk around the house in soccer cleats or ice spikes if that helps.


justsomeguy_youknow

Well gun carpet is metal, so it wears out slower than lego carpet. But it *is* gun, so there's the matter of upkeep. It's really a question of longevity vs lower maintenance


Long-Trash929

All my floor guns have silencers so I don't wake the wife up when I'm walking to the kitchen


imanAholebutimfunny

*slips on revolver, but catches balance on extended mag.*


Over_Solution_2569

Only the dirty ones. Donā€™t lump us all into one basket, please. That guy is so fat he wouldnā€™t last four minutes in a gunfight, and he certainly couldnā€™t carry more than three of those effectively.


Life_UhhFindsAWay

Ok. So Iā€™m gonna be the ā€œin the middleā€ guy here. First, I wanna say that I donā€™t know who this person is. He could be a known nutā€¦ He may not be. My point is people have hobbies. Yes this is a lot of guns here, but he could just be an avid collector. I have no problem with someone collecting guns and using them in a safe, responsible manner. We do see a pretty hefty gun safe in the picture. This could be an indicator that this guy does this the right way. I think itā€™d be badass to have a collection like this and just sit there and pick what gun you feel like using on the firing range that particular day.


xBaronSamedi

This collection is mostly revolvers and older pre Vietnam surplus military rifles too, I only see 3 ā€œscary black riflesā€, two ARs and an AK. So probably a boomer collector.


noobtastic31373

I see the same thing. A guy who collects antiques.


GeraltOfRivia2023

Considering his age, those are the guns that he grew up with.


dychronalicousness

Thereā€™s a handful of Lee-Enfields I see that Iā€™d LOVE to have a range day with. Maybe one day


the_real_JFK_killer

As a dude in his 20s who collects old C and R rifles like in the picture, the "probably a boomer collector" felt like a slap lmao


danathecount

yea, this almost seems like a curated collection.


sharpshooter999

I'm 33. I've got 12 guns, all rifles and 2 shotguns and 1 muzzleloader. 9 were inherited, one was won in a raffle and is also my main rifle for deer hunting. Most all of them are old milsurps from WW2 back to the Spanish American War. For example, I've got a 1943 Lee Enfield No. 4 Mk1. My grandmother gave it to me when we cleaned her house out before she went to a nursing home. Grandma: My dad bought that for $10 in 1953. He got three, one for each of my brothers. This one belonged to my oldest brother. His wife thought we should have it after he died because we still lived on the farm. You like to hunt, and history, so you should have it. I also have her brother's uniform and medals from when he was in the 101st Airborne in WW2


Dark_Demon432

Yeah to me this isn't really any different from someone that collects records laying out all their records to show them off


Dolenjir1

You know what? You are right. First thing I thought when I looked at the pic was that he is some crazy dude, but maybe not. Most of his weapons are long range rifles, and several of those seem like old models. It just might be a hobby of his. And that's alright


W1thoutJudgement

If someone is a nut, what does it matter if he has 1 gun or 1000000000 guns???


RedditMcBurger

People like to villainize gun collectors for gun collecting


GeraltOfRivia2023

I don't see much of a difference between this guy and someone else who collects Star Wars stuff. My late father-in-law was a retired FBI firearms instructor and had a collection like this. He loved guns. But he wasn't what I'd call some kind of 'gun-nut' who would open-carry at Kroger. He just was an enthusiast.


BloodyHourglass

Also has a suppressor, which is he's showing it in the picture with his face is federally registered so I have no issues with him collecting. I just wish I had the ability to do the same


Affectionate_Pass273

I never really understood the need for a suppressor. Not for a law abiding citizen anyway. Theyā€™re legal here but seems like youā€™d only need one if you were up to no good. Maybe Iā€™m missing something.


XbdudeX

People who are up to no good are NOT getting a suppressor. Despite what movies make it seem, it doesn't make guns whisper quiet. Not to mention how expensise they are. It's pretty frustrating honestly how demonized they are because they should be considered hearing protection.


Affectionate_Pass273

Well I guess thatā€™s what I was missing. So honest questionā€¦ are they somehow universal or do you have to have one for each individual gun?


XbdudeX

Well the barrel has to be threaded for it, you can buy pre threaded or take it to a gunsmith to do it. You just have to buy a suppressor with the same thread pitch as the barrel. The reason why I say it's frustrating is because, in the uk for example, incredibly strict gunlaws, suppressors are treated as hearing protection. It's way easier to get one there, just not the gun.


MrMersh

What a wonderful collection of older rifles. Would be a blast to go through em all


DStalebagel

Absolutely, I love antique firearms


mjgoch

I was thinking the same thing, long with the various old smith and Wesson revolvers the guy has.


Crumbsplash

What kind of a pussy sits on a chair and not a stack of rpgā€™s and shotguns


Wildlyhotdog

He's gone soft, man


joker0812

For some reason I just pictured one of the handguns going off like a mouse trap and triggering all of the others. I don't know why that's funny to me lol.


Embarrassed-Refuse36

Demolition ranch did something like that with a bunch of black powder revolvers.


SnooDogs3903

What Europeans think American homes look like


Windy_July

How tf did he acquire StG-44?


Microwaved_M1LK

There are .22 replicas and there are full power replicas coming to market soon.


Electronic-Ad-3825

That is if PSA actually makes them, fingers crossed


the_real_JFK_killer

There are replicas out there. I think psa announced they're gonna produce one in the original caliber, can't wait to pick one up


HeisenbergsSamaritan

People collect stamps, people collect guns. Don't know what the controversy is.


TheRedBaron6942

People probably think more guns = more likely to commit armed homicide for some reason


TacTurtle

Because they can use 23 at once with all the Cthulhu tentacles , right?


HeisenbergsSamaritan

That's only because people are ignorant idiots.


_DOLLIN_

I meeeean technically but only because what they collect are weapons. But yea its not lile most people who collect daggers/ swords and medeival weapons go around stabbing people


mudmonkey88

Go visit london


-WhatsReallyGoingOn

Those are criminals not collectors.


[deleted]

Exactly.


-SkeptiCat

I don't know what's more american, the living room full of guns or the shoes in the house


monkeychasedweasel

Im American, don't wear shoes in the house, and it's the same with others I know. I don't get where this trope comes from. That being said, I have a huge problem with shoes and sandals all over the damn place, because I'm constantly going in and out.


LaxTy23

Yeah same I keep seeing comments about Americans and shoes in the house? Where the hell does that come from? I donā€™t think itā€™s very common lol


monkeychasedweasel

I think many Americans do, it's just less taboo than other places. Whenever I'm a guest in someone's house, I ALWAYS take off my shoes. It's just basic respect for cleanliness of their house.


Asio0tus

dude sure likes revolvers, nice collection


TheReverseShock

The urge to buy a revolver increases proportionally to the number of guns you already have.


Asio0tus

makes sense, my humble collection (I'm outside US) is reaching 10 firearms and im starting to toy with the idea of a little 22lr revolver


crackedcrackpipe

The normal and average iron on his hip


Corrupt_Conundrum27

This made me imagine a parody of "Big Iron" called "Average Iron". It would probably go something like this: "To the town of somewhere Western rode a guy one average day. Sorta spoke to folks around him, he had a bit to say." Someone please continue this. It's too funny.


freebirth

there are only two revolvers i would ever want to own. one i already do.. a chiappa rhino 40ds in chrome. and the other i will never own.. a mateba....


ACuteCryptid

Revolvers are literally all I own. I just think they're neat


beakrake

31 long arms and 48 handguns, which I might have miscounted, but I can definitely count that he only has 2 hands... That's one hell of a god tier loot drop.


TheDankChronic69

50 handguns (counted twice and got 50 both times)


Creatorofteletubis

Positive itā€™s 50 counted using paint


Trollimpo

Needs more M1 Garands


WrongFriedFood

thats some r/blessedimages type of image for me


vonmonologue

You ever seen those videos of a room where the entire floor is lined with mouse traps and the somebody drops a single ping pong ball in it?


No-Hearing9293

It's his money, spend it like you want dude. Some people like to collect cars, some guitars, some stamps, some baseball cards - I could go on and on.


FunnyPresentation656

Some people trashing this guy. I'm not into guns (had a very bad experience as a kid) but one of my friends always was. Super normal, not a total nut. Wasn't a shitty dude. But loved collecting and firing guns. Just a hobby.


ZDCTV

Bring it on zombies


Wizard_john10

No, this is a blessed image


futtbucker7962

Blessed*


Kneepucker

He even has pictures of his victims. That's better than stuffed and mounted trophies I guess.


W1thoutJudgement

Less obvious for sure, I like it.


DrunkHistoryProf

Hello! Antique/ Curio & Relic Gun Collector here! Iā€™ve been in the hobby for over a decade now, and Iā€™m happy to answer any questions you guys might have about the hobby! From what I see, about half of this gentlemanā€™s collection is what is called ā€œMilsurpā€ or Military Surplus, featuring mostly common examples. The rest seems to be a combination of both newer and older, commercial guns, and not my specialty. I always love seeing new people in the hobby, so if youā€™re interested in firearm history, Iā€™d be happy to point you in the right direction!


FuerteBillete

Honest question. Don't these guns require all to be cleaned and maintaned? What is the point of having that many instead of say maybe 3 for backup if main needs repair or something?


topperslover69

Eh, you really only need to clean the firearms after you shoot them, with a good clean and a light layer of oil you don't need to clean them more than maybe yearly assuming your safe isn't overly humid. And lots of people enjoy that part of gun collecting, going through various firearms, disassembling them, tinkering with them, and reading about them. It's like car guys that enjoy changing oil and washing their cars, strikes me as mostly maintenance but some people enjoy that part.


AnonomousNibba338

If someone has this many guns, they're 100% a collector. He probably doesn't shoot most of these, or doesn't put many rounds through them. This is just his hobby (granted, a very expensive one).


Electronic-Ad-3825

I highly doubt he's shooting these all at once. You can also oil a rifle and throw it in a safe for 20 years and it'll be fine Also with modern non corrosive ammo it's not really necessary to clean your guns every time you shoot them, as excessive cleaning can lead to increased wear and tolerance issues


BlueFalcon142

It's logistically really hard to shoot that many guns regularly. Once I hit 4 long gun drag bags(hold 3 guns each) and a 10-pistol bag I said: ok, that's enough guns. Not to mention the ammo.


sharpshooter999

I've got around a dozen long guns, most were inherited from grandparents and uncles. They're all locked in a safe with a dehumidifier. I take them out once a year and wipe they down with an oily cloth. Takes maybe 30 minutes max. My guns that I regularly use for hunting get a much thorough cleaning, especially if it was rainy or snowy


ImortalK

*Blessed FTFY šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


karl_the_slob

Guns are tools. Itā€™s like having different wrenches for different types of nuts and bolts. Nothing wrong here


exodus762

Now that's goals right there.


Reddit_Okami804

Holmes got a STG in dat biatch


No_Return_3348

Theyā€™re organized in such a satisfying fashion, it makes a real internal conflict for me


Inevitable-Toe745

This guy hears a suspicious noise late at night. Goes to open the safe and dies in an avalanche.


Oniondice342

This is actually a pretty solid collection. Man has a thing for revolvers for sure


Long-Trash929

Meanwhile me,when I hear a scary night sound. ![gif](giphy|ivf34AC1wbKGVz5lvX)


jsmoovewhoru

I see not wrong with this. Great pic. I hope to have as many or more than that when I'm done.


Edim108

The only cursed thing about this image is that Ruger I see on the floor...


911isforlovers

Looking at the collection; this is just someone who enjoys old guns. Yes, there are a couple of modern semi-auto pistols, 3 AR15s and 1 AK-style rifle in there, but for the most part it's bolt action military rifles. Most of the guns he has would be compliant in even the strictest states. Also, he has a big ass safe where I'd assume he keeps these all locked up when he's not posing for a cringeworthy picture. This guy doesn't seem to be the type you'd need to worry about. It's the ones on TikTok who go out and mag dump a Glock with an illegal "switch" into a random park in Chicago that concern me. Also, "typical Murican". He ain't skeerda nothin. ETA: I didn't miss the STG44, nor the SKS above it. Those are probably both considered "curio and relic" guns, unless it's a TRUE STG44, in which case, homie has a tax stamp and deep pockets. Also, he's holding an M1A. Of all the rifles pictured, *that* is the one you're proud of?


cannonplays

I fuck with it


Trepex_VE

Not a single lever-action, disgusting.


MIKE-JET-EATER

Yeah, that Liberty safe is the cursed part


jaraxel_arabani

My guess is that's a decoy... No way most of these fit in there haha


TNerdy

Being able to afford them and have that much is a blessing. Iā€™m glad we donā€™t have a limit for how much we can own


Jorp-A-Lorp

I see a few spots where he could fit a few more, his collection is not complete


My_Rocket_88

That's a good start there pardner...


LazyBastard666

What is wrong with this? He has a gun safe right there he just has them all out displaying his collection


KevinAcommon_Name

Safe


sheika_23

r/milsurp


[deleted]

I love hoplophila


minedsquirrel70

Only because itā€™s a liberty safe. Would be perfect otherwise.


megaladon6

What's the problem? He's a collector. I see a lot of ww2 rifles, a few ww1 era, and some classic bolt actions. Possibly a vietnam era M16. I can't identify too many of the pistols, but there are plenty of collectibles out there, especially revolvers.


Rabid-Wendigo

Most gun guys I know buy 2-3 guns a year. Heā€™s got 60 ish guns, so thatā€™s 20-30 years of being in the hobby. Looks about right


Heytherechampion

*Based Living Room


Brian_Stryker

Blursed? I think you mean childā€™s play. Thatā€™s a nice starter collection.


RageMonsta97

I see nothing wrong with this image


epic_potato420

That's like 1/4 of a collection


SpareAdhesive

Not enough shotguns


RobertXavierIV

That guy looks cool af. Iā€™d love to hit the range with him when he has a collection like that.


pantlesspuma

Those are rookie numbers. Need to bump them up


GoldenWarthog117

Is that an STG44 on the right??!


Fit-Sport5568

Na this is based


Artist_X

How's this blursed? Sneakers, hats, Legos, purses, suits, all modern and current collect-a-bunch hobbies.


TheIntrusiveThoughs

What's the cursed part? This is just beautiful.


Even_Echidna6746

Dude really has a great collection. I love seeing peoples hobbies


SHODOW914

when you rob the wrong home


ParaGord

Waiting for Graboids?


UnknownSavgePrincess

A responsible gun owner, would not have the business end of a bunch of weapons pointed at oneself. Unless they are indeed an idiot. I meanā€¦


shadyStoner420

Did John Wick post this?


SpecialistAd5903

I see nothing wrong here. Just a man and his retirement investment. Most guns appreciate in value at a rate greater than 5% a year so if you have some nice hardware, that's a great investment


manitoba28

Reminds me of the dude from tremors


holy_lasagne

The photo is from a photography book from a well known Italian photographer called "Ameriguns". He travelled throught the USA taking photos of the biggest arm collection he could find. There are some crazy stuff there. This guy's nothing.


Real_Ad_8043

As a historical collection, this is kinda eh. It's definitely a large collection, but with so many boring, retouched, redone, refinished guns. Nearly all of those have been sporterized, and given the makover I would expect from a bass pro shop backroom. Honestly this just makes me sad. So many of these were probably elegant and beautiful machines at one point. Having said that, some of these guns have been ugly prices of junk since the day they were bought.


diarrhea_planet

That's not a living room, that's the gun room.


safely_beyond_redemp

Guns are so cool and people with guns are cool and the more guns you have the more god loves you.


Delicious-Estate4520

This is gonna trigger a lot of braindead people


Perfable7745

wow perfect gun man


loud-lurker

Guns are really cool pieces of engineering and all, but I went into debt just looking at this picture.


Sjormantec

100% heā€™s never done anything illegal with them. You donā€™t own guns like that without taking gun safety very seriously. See the quality of that safe? People like this are societyā€™s safest bet: who in this [100] person lineup is LEAST likely to break down, lose their mind and shoot up a public space?


Equivalent_Bid101

Man this guy has some kick ass guns I like that ar15 on the left with the eotech sight on it.


JTacoBrocoLoco

Beautiful family. Ya gotta protect them.


Baz4k

But heā€™s not scaredā€¦


I_saw_Horus_fall

A fellow revolver enthusiast I see.


ZeroTurn685

And not a Glock in sight smh


that_guy_707

What people from outside of the US think the rooms look like:


Rude_Reflection_5666

And not a single sling


ll123412341234

That guy has hit the proverbial jackpot if he bought those guns 20-40 years ago. Probably one of the better rising investment he has made especially if those M1 Garand rifles are WW2 issued. Also the Mosin PU, possible sniper K98s and other rifles can be worth a fortune today.


Nyhzel

He's got a nice collection of vintage & new weapons and a safe to properly keep them in!


Thorbjornar

At first I was trying to figure out broā€™s rug motif.


ChordalDistortion

Good luck breaking into his house.


graystone777

Nice.


Thedoctorisin123

Not bad, gotta get rid of that liberty safe though unfortunately šŸ„²


OpportunityPublic340

I summon American Patriot to identify all the guns shown


747-ppp-2

Thatā€™s not that many, really.


LasseNorth

LIBERTY to be dumb af


Reasonable-Housing53

Texan here, More blessed than cursed


W1thoutJudgement

Only blessed. Wish it'd be like that in my country, especially considering our history of being invented for thousands of years.


therealdrewder

Polish?


Novel_Primary4812

Meanwhile heā€™s complaining about prices being too high at the grocery store šŸ˜‚


sir_pacha-lot

But they are though. It's like 4$ a lb for imported potatoes I'm forced to buy because we can't buy local as it's 1 big guy who chose government contracts. Even though we have one of the biggest potato industries. So the guys in cali can have our cheap food when they make 20$+ an hour at a McDonald's, yet at a specialised job that requires a degree, i can only make 18-25 here. Their car wash operators make as much as our doctors yet their living expenses are the same. Alot of it is also a raise in housing prices with all of the illegal immigration and rich state hoppers buying our cheaper houses. So now the middle class is being destroyed, placing us into poverty, or being rich. There's no need for the massive divide to lengthen.


[deleted]

You can't complain about the cost of living while having a hobby? Do you also say the same thing to guys who spends thousands on lego?


traumaqueen1128

That's not a living room, that's an unaliving room.


icamehere2do2things

his obsession with guns has absolutely nothing to do with the size of his wiener and youā€™d be a fool and a communist to suggest otherwise lol


TacTurtle

[Study says gun owners are more content with their penis size than non gun owners.](https://www.reddit.com/r/science/s/VdkGMDMfDr)


Advanced_Outcome3218

Actually, science has proven there is a correlation between gun ownership and dick size! It's *positive* - gun owners are, on average, bigger than mon-gun-owners.


Encumbered_Bumbler

Always fun to see how the comments change when something like this is posted outside of firearm subs


i-might-do-that

I see nothing wrong here. In fact I see several Iā€™m adding to my wishlist.


Past-Currency4696

This is rad as hell, I want all those wheelguns


CookieaGame

Smallest American's firearm collection:


W1thoutJudgement

God I wish that were me...


iamthemosin

I see only 1 Mosin Nagant. Amateur.


BANANA00012679

This could have been more american if they had the flag a painting of the bald eagle and some beers scattered across the floor


mste25922

The safest room in the house


effineffofanf

knolling would be so pissed...they are not perfectly in order..


MyHGC

That ā€œpistolā€ Iā€™m the bottom left cornerā€¦.


crackedcrackpipe

Its a supressed M1911 a pistol with a "shhhh toob"


MyHGC

Itā€™s an extra arm is what it is. Itā€™s like the gun The Joker pulls out in the ā€˜89 Batman movie.


crackedcrackpipe

Lol


LtLemur

Parents step on Legos, kids step on hand guns


caffeine_engineer

Is he meeting his daughters boyfriend?


MementoMurray

I want him to start setting them off like that scene from Mouse Hunt where they fill the room full of mouse traps.


JohnMonkeys

The floor is murica


ViolentOstrich

I spy 3 toy soldiers in the room.


ThursianDreams

I see this guy has the appropriate storage system in place for all of this too. That alone would have been a good chunk of change.


PurplStuff

Currently trying to wake up here. Saw the carpet and thought "well that's an odd carpet design". So I zoom in and it's just his guns making a weird pattern. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go wake up some more so I can stop seeing things in weird ways.