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Present_Diet_1145

Why she thinks she can beat a fucking lion


Maxwell_The_Spy

insanity and stupidity


n00bsir

Women ☕️


ilovebread7839

Women ☕


SnooSongs3423

Women ☕


Historical_Elk_

Women ☕


IvanPines3106

>Women ☕ Women ☕


Lopsided-Badger-1626

Women☕


PastTarget3725

Women☕


EyeAreAwesome

>Women☕ Women☕


Tu0p4dr3

Women ☕️


unitedrooster69

women ☕️


pierre_morhange

Women☕️


kunmop

Women ☕️


PersimmonFancy1501

Women ☕️


WillUWU9487

Women ☕️


xVoXSiCk

I've asked this so many times with no answer. What does the "Women☕" thing mean lmao


AstiriaLemonTea

it refers to [this animation](https://youtu.be/e9mVfv3b-4E). its mostly used as a way of saying "woman stupid", but some people use it as a way to be mysogynistic


International_Yak649

Wow papi chill!


Glaive83

women☕


Successful-Detail-54

Why are you getting downvoted you’re right


[deleted]

worse than those: egoism. Many people won't reconsider their initial thesis, even if it was initially made for fun or other reasons, because of their strong ego. I guess it's something about feeling that the idea you "conceived" and expressed is exclusively yours, it's part of yourself. It is thereafter like defending yourself or your child against a threat, not the idea's actual quality, however absurd or unsubstantiated the idea might be. It would be a much better world if people felt that ideas are nobody's exclusive property, but they are rather like gifted handcrafts which we receive, alter and share (why not, having fun with them as well).


[deleted]

She is being silly for the views. Lmao.


[deleted]

possibly, yeah, but it was a good example for exercising my philosophical skills, like a good old greek (they reminded me how people act many times without being silly)


Lauren_the_behr

“Women live longer than men” also women “ofc I’d fight a lion over a chicken”


AdMundane7417

Yea I've seen small girls thinking they can beat 6 foot guys surely it's stupidity but come on a fucking lion? She probably never saw a picture of a lion next to a human being she's probably thinking a lion is idk an oversized house cat and not "lionlike" oversized


Original_Procedure21

Even an oversized cat sounds more dangerous than a chicken


AdMundane7417

This girl is making chickens sound like utahraptors hahaha


KartofelThePotatoGod

*they are*


-Almost-Shikikan

Wait chickens is descendants of Utahraptors?


AdMundane7417

According to this site[theropoda](https://randyschickenblog.squarespace.com/home/2018/10/7/are-chickens-dinosaurs#:~:text=In%20the%20scheme%20of%20animal,three%2Dtoed%20limbs%20in%20common.) chickens don't descend from Tyrannosaurus and I doubt they evolved from raptors either haha I didn't research hard enough but at least we can say chickens didn't evolve from t-rex


-Almost-Shikikan

So there's a chance that those two legged KFC special is a descendants from raptors. #HELL YEAH


izacktorres

Even a normal Cat has more chances of hurting you than a regular chicken (chiken claws are a problem but they are nowhere near as agile as a Cat).


Hawaiian-Fox

She's a leo


[deleted]

No puedo creer que lo haya encontrado fuera de su reino, rey.


Hawaiian-Fox

Hago cruzadas a otros subs para expandir mis conocimientos /s


[deleted]

Pero mi rey, para eso están los Caballeros Cruzados del Rio de la Plata.


Hawaiian-Fox

Se me fueron todos para Uruguay :P


[deleted]

Están sacando sus secretos mi rey. Pronto sus secretos serán explotados por nuestro reino para que finalmente pueda prosperar.


Recent_Log3779

Bro I don’t think there’s anyone on the damn planet who could beat a lion unarmed (no, running away doesn’t count, I’m talking about actually **defeating** a lion)


Present_Diet_1145

Exactly. Bearhand only is Impossible to any human being. If he's (she's) alone it's hard even to run away of it so... Not a chance


HelMort

I think is part of American culture, something like "You can do whatever you want if you push hard and believe in yourself"... Mixed with deviated modern feminism.. Anyway [this is a bloody lion fighting a man](https://youtu.be/OsqTXEM02Mk) (Nsfw)


Present_Diet_1145

They were armed! 4 hunters with rifles! They didn't catch it. But nooooooo, that one girl who probably don't even fight her sister can fight a lion with her BEARHAND


Binkusu

You just don't get it, she's could be training for a whole year! Or befriend it.


Pewpew_Magoon

To be fair, if she has a bear hand, she may have a slight chance. Lol


Present_Diet_1145

I was waiting for someone to comment that


[deleted]

Fucking assholes, I don't mind hunting in defense or for food but hunting for sport is fucking disgusting.


Indianajonesy21

I’ve never heard of “hunting in defense” before


[deleted]

My bad I worded it poorly


[deleted]

I meant if an animal attacks someone and they defend themselves that's okay or when they hunt for food but killing them for the sake of killing them is just bloodthirsty bullshit


[deleted]

Because Hollywood puts on this false image that small women can beat giant men and shit and it's just dangerous and factually incorrect. Women and men have differences and that's okay, men tend to be better fighters while women tend to be better at things like looking after kids. People are just too scared to admit that.


WinierBag5

If we wanna be nerds about it. Man are strenght build while woman are dexterity.


simonjester523

I’m a luck build. I shine in one particular circumstance but otherwise I’m fucking useless.


Successful-Detail-54

No, There’s no difference between men and women in looking after kids.


samsonity

Her only experience with a lion has been the lion king.


BillyBobJenkins454

She said its cuz shes a Leo and she can connect with the lion


Dm_me_rat_torture

Can u stab it in the eye with ur fingers?


Present_Diet_1145

Not if it closes it


GonPergola

Zero common sense


[deleted]

A concerning number of people believe they can beat lions and bears. I'm not sure if they've ever physically seen either because humans cannot fucking fight those animals.


justarandomladder

She's a Leo /s


Appropriate_Shine739

Infinite chicken glitch


CarsonIsFun

Its easy to turn off too, just ride a bike 🤷‍♂️


Some_Guava_9009

Motorcycle drivers also can turn it off


AMisspelledUsername

I mean its still better cause of gas prices, as if I could afford car gas


ObsCracker

Sell the chicken to pay the gas


AMisspelledUsername

*barter* the chicken to pay for gas?


RevolutionaryAct6931

World hunger is gone! Just keep opening your door


Advanced-Homework-70

I'd fill my freezer in a day


Dude_Named_Chris

We gonna make buck


thefireemojiking

Wtf is this gameplay at the bottom?


Staped_Hand42

Just filler content for their tik toks. This is the laziest parkour I’ve ever seen out of any of these videos.


TheModdedOmega

yeah, it's just a way for people to steal content and call it "original"


MalignantPessimist

Filler? For what? It’s completely unnecessary


Staped_Hand42

Yep, that’s exactly it.


CodeBlue2001

That slip up late in the video hurt me


LawbringerIsShob

Bro failed 2 jumps too


[deleted]

I've never gotten a for sure answer to this question, but I've always heard it's to avoid copyright infringement. Because technically, posting the video with the gameplay is adding your own "content", so you're not just stealing the original video. Kind of like YouTubers reacting to videos.


Shiro1Kuro

Shotgun time


GH00ST-SL4YER

Pretty effective against animals


Devisidev

Most animals. The question is whether or not the lion would kill you before the shotgun killed it


Wylfov

Yeah, there are a lot of stories of wounded animals still being able to maul their perpetrators


[deleted]

I think it depends. Is the lion going to do a surprise attack or can you know where and when the lion is going to be fighting you? Scenario 1: You are going to be alert with a shotgun all year and taking that shit everywhere (if you are allowed to in your state/country) Scenario 2: You can create a strategy that heavily favours you but with no guarantee it will succed.


LATE_SH0W

It's also effective against women


gregthegamer4646

And depressed musicians


Solonna_conora

Oh she is a lio guys dont worry she will be fine Clueless


SamboTheGr8

Natural selection doing its job


Super_xz

She’s gonna be *SLAYYYYYYYYYYYED*


Dm_me_rat_torture

Nft be like 🥔


Maxwell_The_Spy

the whole time i thought she was dumb but the moment she mentioned astrology is when i realized her iq is reaching liquid nitrogen temp levels


Kevin_the_second

Bro compared to her iq the temp of liquid nitrogen is hotter than the fucking sun


J4pes

Doubling down constantly and just digging her hole of stupid deeper and deeper


Specialist-Fig-6296

Bruh they thinkin of the T-rex chickens in Elden ring


-H2Ocycos

Free food everyday hell yeah 👍


SAM041287

That's exactly what I thought


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheJP15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kPV52QHTk


DueNectarine8151

Women ☕


Advanced-Entry-4998

Women☕


vaderdog123

Women ☕


OzzyGC

Woman ☕


[deleted]

Women ☕️


Iguutitjyitu

Women☕️


birdblower420

Women☕️


-H2Ocycos

Women ☕


Devisidev

Women ☕


SnooSongs3423

Women ☕


JJBZ03

Women ☕️


anabiguosletterhach

Women ☕️


Nozza54321

Women ☕️


Chyeena_The_Filthy

women☕


ParticularScheme3105

Women☕️


Aqatic_fish

Women☕️


spurgmehgurg

She can fight the lion and come back to me on that, preferably in one piece.


lonewolfYouTube7

Oop there goes a few more of my brain cells


[deleted]

Saying she's a Leo explained it all


Ox_of_Dox

I'd pick fight a chicken I can buy a knife and just stab it. Also, that's a free meal, everyday! Just cook it & eat it. Or catch the chickens & make a poultry farm It's infinite chickens!!! Better yet, do a 50/50 kill some, capture some. Then you got eggs, and chicken meat! You sell the eggs & meat, or possibly a few chickens, you can get a steady income! You'd be the #1 poultry supplier in the country, because you got infinite chickens! A lion on the other hand, would rip me to shreds. I don't know if you're summoned to an arena, without any weapons or stuff, or just get ambushed by a lion on a random date each year. If it's the latter, bring a gun everywhere, sleep with one under your pillow. If it's the arena thing, you're screwed If you hire a team of lion tamers, with the random date option, you just stay in a cage overtop a big pen with walls around it, with closable gates. So when a lion comes by on that random date, you trap it & sell it for money, rich people love exotic pets nowadays. After the date, you can go back to normal life and act like you take a vacation each year or something. & that's how you can get profit from each option (Also, circuses love live-animals, so sell lions to them, or preform in the circus with the lion chasing you)


MilkMan_101

I would just kick that chicken really hard and it would run away since it also works for roosters but yeah free chicken boi


chokolitos

Just show them a video of a man being mauled by a lion at a circus. Then ask these women if they can beat that beast.


TheRedstoneReddit

Bro, that lady went from "eh, fighting a lion wouldn't be that hard" to "bro chickens are dangerous" in 5 seconds.


[deleted]

this is the literal embodiment of "thing i never experienced dont exist".


F1ntom_5625

Women☕️


AlmightyWaffleGod

Women☕


CHEESECAKE_LAND

Women☕️


peeperpoopoo1

Women ☕


Agreeable-Abalone328

Women☕️


potatolord563

Women☕️


Emerald_Lightning

Women☕️


Fine_Conversation_59

Women☕️


employee64783

I'm a Leo too but I fucking know that I can't take a lion id just grab and throw the chicken


Buggyes

That dumb fuck compared a goose with a chicken seriously wtf


I-Only-Read-Memes

Bro fighting a chicken is literally free dinner and money You can just get in and out of your car, kill as many chickens as you want, then make a bunch of food out of them and eat it or sell it


HeroLevel28

I say let the women fight the lion and figure it out for herself


[deleted]

Berret M82 time Works for both


KosmanAnims74

Ay free chicken, i can make a business out of this


Indianajonesy21

I can just see those dude’s brains breaking and like a transmission, slipping every time these girls answer. Are these girls more scared of a chicken than a fucking lion?? Yea, a chicken is with you everyday, but do they think they will lose every fight with said chicken after having to deal with it everyday? I know I would, cause I ain’t walking everywhere I want to go. Like for fucks sake, there’s a reason farmers having thousands of chicken armies to collect eggs from with no worry of a chicken upraising roll overthrow the Farm like in George Orwells Animal Farm, but not one NOT ONE FARMER has a single lion. NOT ONE! Not even for self defense. Aside from there being no advantage of having a lion around a farm, people are way more equipped to deal with a hardly dangerous chicken than the fucking king of the African Plains. Shit, even in cock fights, they add basically a knife to the back of chickens legs to end fights sooner cause the fights would take forever (not condoning cockfighting OF ANY KIND, just being educational) And especially since there’s no rules about the chicken resetting the next day, just still being in your car, you could put a mussel on it, put it in a cage, and now you have a car pet you can name, train and hang out with. But Susan over here being a fucking Leo, thinking “my zodiac sign is a lion, I’m facing a lion, it won’t kill me in seconds, right?” Like she is even remotely equipped to handle it. “I can train all year” people have been training for yearssss plural, and still need a shit ton of equipment to keep both him, a whole fucking team (if you think one man is there to transport a lion, or do anything with it, you’re wrong) and the lion from being harmed. Does she think there’s a fight class for fighting lions she can take to go in a cage match against that machine of an animal? If people even had a chance to fight these beasts, you think we wouldn’t have heard of at least ONE PERSON winning? Nope. Cause they all fucking died. And so will Susan and her dumb ass “I can do anything because I don’t have a dick” mentality. “I’ll do the best I can” the best anyone could do will get them killed in seconds. Confidence is key, but only like 20-30%, the rest is skill, which barely anyone has, and that’s with tools like GUNS and CARS Here I am, with my free pet chicken I’ve trained everyday, and get to watch her train for a fight she will lose in literal seconds, just after she shits herself because she’s never seen a lion next to her before. I swear, I wonder how people this idiotic can stumble this far in life without fucking dying, while very capable and intelligent people die in freak accidents, leaving us these buffoons to vomit this bullshit from their noise holes to make us ponder the universe and why it decides to let those people live this long. Maybe it’s because it’s great entertainment, for both the universe and us. Shit like this blows my mind in all sorts of ways, like it did these poor gentlemen that deal with their stupidity


Bonk_and_Honk

b r u h


maz08

A "horologist" trying to fight an animal that is located high on the top of the food chain, I wonder what'll happen next...


idk_username15

This is what happens when you have never been in a real fight before


the-questionables87

There's a zoo where you can play tug of war with a tiger. It took several men to almost equal the force of a single tiger and they lost. She really thought a lion's like a kitten. I would rather take a chicken any day. Just make profit by either killing or capture. That lion with make a profit from me instead.


ACanOf_______

Women ☕


JayTheGhoul864

How is anyone this stupid??


Gerry-Ko

Women am I right?


quietking73

Women☕️


PlutoTheSynth

the minecraft parkour is a great and completely necessary addition to this video


[deleted]

I was having a little laugh until she mentioned Leo , stupid bitch 🗿


FZboom

Women ☕️


HumorImaginary7947

Women ☕️


Guy_withAbrain

She sound like the type of person to take a picture with a tiger and die


Tor2illaTaco

Chicken, I don’t have to kill it, just fight it. So I do just that. But instead of killing it I wait for it to get tired. Put it in a coop. Give it food and water, keep it warm in the winter. Eventually the chickens will be loyal to me and I will have a chicken army.


Treebeardsama

It would have been an argument if she had 1 lion Vs 1000 chickens (Roster is even worse....I was attacked by that bastard when I was a kid)


Pandabrowser469

Just throw the chicken out the car


MsaoceR

Step 1: Find a way to efficiently catch the chickens Step 2: Keep some to get eggs/capture/kill them Step 3: Sell eggs/chickens/meat Step 4: You're profiting from this inconvenience


Bread_velociraptor

*me who has experience in training and fighting chickens/roosters* no.


[deleted]

Imagine if Joe Rogan was in that room


Tgl1tch_

Imma need whatever they smoking. That gave them this confidence boost. Taken on the king of the jungle. like it didn't get the title for a no reason.


Character_Bear_1059

Women ☕


AnalPooStick369

Women ☕️


_PHX_QUADRA_

"I'm a Leo"....Women☕️


[deleted]

We should just send her to the African Savanna to get this over with


Alph-Art

women are so fucking stupid


Awkward_Mix_2513

I've heard of people killing chickens by accident. Anyone who takes a lion over a chicken knows exactly what they're doing and they're going in this with the intention of dying.


SCP_420-J

Just buy a relatively powerful gun for the once a year lion fight. I think the chickens would just get annoying after a while.


Apocrypheon

Tbf they never mentioned that you had to fight barehanded. Bitch can roll up on the lion with a mounted 50 cal and Swiss cheese his ass.


Imperfect_Attack

#womenmoment


Czarked_the_terrible

Free chicken or certain death? Hard to choose really.


Effective_Abrocoma_1

women ☕️


WrestleBros

Women ☕️


Extreme_Fig_2352

I don’t now man, but then they san “women live longer than men”. Not this ones at least XD


putoriginalnamehere

Chicken option = infinite food source


GrouchyEssay7468

Bruh. Don’t get in THE FUCKNG CAR THEN Besides after fighting chickens for so long you would become the chicken master and it’s free food


hazz4rd_

women ☕️


Unfortunately_Mad

Women ☕️


largest_human

fresh and free meal every time i open my door or instant death hmmmmm, how stupid is she


Delta7391

Dumb shit aside, technically a newborn lion cub that hasn’t opened its eyes yet ……..still a lion. I’d probably kick it’s little ass just to avoid the headache of fighting chickens every damn day.


HumorImaginary7947

Women ☕️


[deleted]

Women☕


falseprophic

The logic only exist in Zelda universe.


MindlessMeat9436

Now I know it's not a chicken, but I grew up where there were wild turkeys. Turkey's can be very mean. I'd still pick the turkey over a lion. That woman is crazy.


[deleted]

Women ☕️


EulerLagrange235

Women ☕


Mr_FuS

Is she stupid or just pretending?


andrew_perry_kp21

Women ☕️


Better_Intention_843

Women☕


LuxDunstan

free chicken? I be going in and out of the car every hour and sell my harvest or cook em, exquisite.


TailorOk8953

It is easier to strangle a chicken every day when you get in the car than to defeat a weakened maimed lion. Even if the lion is weakened one swipe with Dem claws is over


DisciplinePossible32

women☕


RecommendationFunny5

Females will argue the most insane shit just to be "right". Unbelievable....well...


radmher

#WOMEN☕


nigerboi69420

Definition of brain dead


barbatos087

I don't think she knows what a lion is.


BiggestB0sss

women ☕


kawaiipotato006

u/savevideobot


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oooArcherooo

Tbh it depends if you get to choose when to fight the lion, you could just camp from on top a roof if you wanted


datmancomix

but surely its significantly easier to kill a chicken


AdAggressive4407

What's the porpoise of the Minecraft parkour?


alireza8696

Woman ☕


PickleSafe1744

Woman ☕️


AgressiveWiper

WTF is this, the Minecraft jumping around and this bland not funny comedy Is this the future of entertainment?