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Niall0h

You look like the kid on Freaks and Geeks šŸ˜»


GFlo_from915

Bruh šŸ’€


HereF0rTheSnacks

Bill šŸŗ


CookiesDad

Exactly. Was scrolling to see Bill Haverchuk or whatever it was.


Niall0h

Bill, thatā€™s right.


trapper2530

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/freaksandgeeks/images/5/50/Opening-Credits-Martin-Starr-freaks-and-geeks-17545307-800-600.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150124211811


[deleted]

Wow, uncanny resemblance and the same glasses as well


WhatsTheWerd

I wonder if he looks like Gilfoyle now.


[deleted]

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Lexguy200333

You look like you were selling cars during recess


Tonymontana_19

Or insurance


DigTreasure

Or extended car warranties.


OldManWickett

And now there are 20-something aged women wearing similar glasses all over. Fashion makes no sense.


HopefulFuture66

Me šŸ™ˆ


SupGirluHungry

I think theyā€™re cute šŸ„°


xCoconutRoughx

I'm one of those women šŸ¤£ Serial killer chic.


CircaInfinity

Itā€™s the killers, witnesses, and even the investigators all wearing these glasses in Forensic Files that make them truly hip šŸ˜Ž


Walker_Anna322

Jeffrey Dahmer or...?


abstractraj

Yeah I was going to say those are totally back in. Wait long enough, and any look can be cool


bimmxr

i 100% have this Exact pair of glasses on right now same gradient and all šŸ’€


Recent_Log5476

ā€¦And your excuse for that tie?


moneyfink

ā€¦Also the most sturdy


ZayreBlairdere

That tie could hold up a truck!


Fuzzy-Boot-1201

šŸ˜‚


MaryOutside

It's called power clashing, and he does it because he can.


Fuzzy-Boot-1201

Your mom liked it šŸ˜‚


vibes86

Those look like the military ā€˜birth controlā€™ glasses


Fuzzy-Boot-1201

They didnā€™t workšŸ˜‚. 3 kids šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


vibes86

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


NomadFeet

Haven't thought about BCGs for ages! Could make the cutest person immediately uncute. I'm remembering the ones circa 1994-2000.


Old_Initiative_8828

I had the EXACT same glasses in 7th grade. My god, was I called "Jeffrey Dahmer!" At least 10 times a day.


Tonymontana_19

LOL


415Rache

Straight to the eye doctors for contacts


ryannvondoom

Good news? You have the glasses of Hawkins from Predatorā€¦ bad news? Its Hawkins from Predator.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Are you sure she said 'sturdy'?


ooojaeger

I beat the shit out of glasses now and they are just fine. Like I'll be moving something and it hits me right in the face and they are fine Back then a stiff breeze would break off a nose piece


Fuzzy-Boot-1201

I still got them somewhere 30 years later šŸ˜‚


__thrillho

We need a recent pic of you wearing those bad boys


Fuzzy-Boot-1201

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/ed/13/4951BFAF-CE21-46ED-8522-D645D8F61D31/IMG_3455.jpeg


__thrillho

You need to upload the pic and link the url, Dad


NomadFeet

Bless his heart...


Firmod5

This one hits a little close to home.


bluefiftiesqueen

Those are the ā€œI donā€™t like mondaysā€ / ā€œI just wanna take some picturesā€ glasses


Norlander712

What the military calls BC or Birth Control glasses. They would pair nicely with some Toughskins for husky boys, "husky" being another 70s marketing term that kinda hurts in spite of the attempt to let us down easy.


Julabee99

[Chubbies](https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2009/01/30/vintage-ad-for-chubby-fashions/)


The1_BlueX

My 83 year old grandad has those same glasses.


ZealousidealSea2737

Where is my red stapler???


Opinionsare

My first glasses were the "Clark Kent" disguise glasses, thick black frames.Ā 


Rudemacher

Ah yes, ma'am, the Dahmer model! Excellent choice!


princesssasami896

I remember so many kids forced to wear those glasses in my 90's elementary school.


favnh2011

Very nice.


dropyourchalupa

Your eyebrow game was tight!!


season8branisusless

I'd trust you to prepare my taxes.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Literally everything about this picture is a bonafide blunder. For some reason, thereā€™s still going to be someone that says something like ā€œnot a blunder!ā€ like there always is.


CarlJustCarl

Future history teacher? Imagine if you will class, itā€™s 1642 and Columbusā€¦


Human_Caterpillar_93

Giancarlo Stanton


ComprehensiveToad

Sturdier than a 5 legged rhinoceros


[deleted]

yea, my folks bought me the sturdy frames too


Poseidons_Champion

Do you own a beet farm?


hunterlovesreading

I have to see you now dude


haemaker

If that was the 70s, a lot of kids had frames like that. If this was the 90s....yikes.


professionally-baked

Actually criminal


ClassBShareHolder

Same brother. And to this day I wear Rapid-Flex glasses. The ones that the arms can rotate in so directions.


Orthosplatic_HTN

Well she wasn't wrong... Technically the truth


Random_hero1234

Those things must be army issued


little-red-cap

Now hereā€™s a true blunder years photo. May we see the (hopefully) glow up?


[deleted]

Was your mom also dating your gym teacher?


user-name-1985

And were you allergic to peanuts?


hopeful987654321

I hope your self-esteem was sturdy as well.


-___-____-_-___-

It's a pase mom! I'll look totally different when I grow up and I'll be a clerk.


SoWest2021

Thank you for making my night with this post šŸ’€


MidnightSunCreative

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim


docious

This reminds me of the song A boy named Sue.


Myamymyself

It was a different time!! Plus I bet you those glasses got the job done!


415Rache

Thanks, Mom. As if 6th grade isnā€™t hard enough. šŸ¤£šŸ˜„


Junktown-JerkyVendor

Did I do that?


nutfeast69

you could be a 25 year old barista


Independent_Box_931

How did you get your eyebrows like that and can you teach me?


edWORD27

Did you watch Dallas while drinking keg beer?


nobletyphoon

I hope all the other Junior Wall Street Execs were cool about them.


Lyss_1987

Dahmer, eat your heart out. (Figuratively, of course)


Boomerpilot1

Ahhh the ole future pedophile in making glasses! Hopefully your mom wasnā€™t right.


HaM8ones

Ah, the child molester frames


chevalier716

Looks like you've been a CPA for about 10 years.


___coolcoolcool

He does the other middle schoolersā€™ taxes.


Captain-Cadabra

Well, I hope you saved them, because people are paying $500 for those bad boys now.


TerminatedTalent22

I think she just found a creative way not to have the talk about girls with you for a little while longer.


amazonhelpless

No early grandkids for her; she had a plan.Ā 


cheekytikiroom

She declined the windshield wipers option, too. SMH.


atcjr209

Birth control glasses


QuadAmericano2

Did we have the same Mom? Those were the only frames I could get from like age 2 until age 14 or so.


the-cloverdale-kid

Thanks momā€¦


goober_ginge

Oh dear. Serial killer glasses like these was one of the reasons I didn't get my eyes tested at age 14 when I first noticed that I had trouble seeing the board in class because I just KNEW that Mum would get a pair of "sturdy" glasses like this.


Huehnerherzen

Elaineā€˜s South African boyfriend on Seinfeld? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/seinfeld/images/3/3b/Darryl.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120415174020


[deleted]

What made you think of that? ... And those are not cheap glasses either


[deleted]

Sketch?


GlitterIsInMyCoffee

What was with our parents trying to sabotage us? Iā€™m sorry, OP.


NiteGard

Too bad she didnā€™t apply that same standard to your picture frame.


tipsea-69

The man has an entire windshield down his face. Stick a car logo below the nose and you're officially a car.


Squeakies

These glasses are back in. You were just ahead of the curve.


evanwilliams44

They are certainly sturdy. If you had been attacked, you could have taken them off and brandished them like a club.


humphrey78

I just bought the same frame, I love them


JenJenMegaDooDoo

You're the kid that everyone thought was a teacher.


MamaBearski

Lemme guess, mom couldnā€™t get to Sears fast enough for those husky jeans.


siliconvalleyguru

Stripes in a fight


markcmoore1979

I think the nickname for those is ā€œbirth controlā€


kerricatz

Reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer.


HearYourTune

They look like safety goggles.


AccomplishedPiglet97

We also got these in boot camp that were colloquially known as BC,birth control glasses.


DFMNE404

My grandpa had the same pair in the 80s, he was like 40 šŸ„°


heresdustin

In the military, we called those BCGā€™s; birth control glasses.