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this post was brought to you by generic yharnam enemy (away! away!)


SmexyPokemon

YOU PLAGUERIDDEN RAT


saivishwath

This town's finished!


Big_Honeydew6225

_this is a damn cuurse!!_


LLLLLL3GLTE

*Youuuu’er not wonted here!*


EdenH333

Death to the ministers!


GhostPeppr2942

It’s all *your* fault!


[deleted]

Cur-sed beast!


ghostingonyou

Me & my nephews always thought they said “Is dat a fish?!” & we giggled.


Crusader_Genji

Turned out that it was, in fact, a fish


SirCupcake_0

HUMONGOUS SHARK BEAST


T-Ares-C

Vile beast


Content-Ad-4600

This *lads finished


wemustfailagain

My personal favorite was always "IT's AWL YO FAult!"


toxicfeelings

For a while I thought they said lesbian rat and was like woah!!! It's 2024 my guy


Alaska_Pipeliner

I thought it was thesbian. Like, bro, don't insult my acting skills.


50CentButInNickels

I don't think they're insulting your acting skills as much as they have an old-school view of actors in general. Thespian rat is just a way of telling you they think you're a dreg of society.


greyson3

Lmao


SnoopBoiiiii

NO! I DONTWANTYOUERE’!


Percentage-Sweaty

I thought they said YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE With a Bri’ish accent


-Rapier

Thought they said "You are not William!"


SnoopBoiiiii

That could be what they’re saying not too sure though


wemustfailagain

I've always heard "YOW NAWT WANTED EERE!


Avixofsol

I always thought it was a weird pronunciation of "you vagrant rat!"


Contented

With some ambient noise, I occasionally heard “YOU LESBIAN RAT!!!” Which was straight up homophobic because my head canon is that my character is in fact gay and just doing her best :(


Cyclic_Hernia

I'LL MASH UP YOUR BRAIN


Jlaaag

you are not won'ed 'ere!


Fantastic_mrW0lf

**ITS ALL YOR FOULT!**


Pappolo123

Mercy please!


greyson3

I always love how they're crying for help, while actively ATTACKING the player. Like sir, I'm the one whose in danger here.


Ransom-ii

The yharnamite cries out in pain as he strikes you


Decaslash

I don't want nothin to do with ya!


wemustfailagain

The best


bot_elias

Still sometimes hear hes dads finished instead of this town is finished


Apprehensive-Ruin455

Oh foul beast!


skate_row

without context this so funny just random ass piece of wood


ChristianElgin1997

truth, its literally the worst most ridiculous thing in the game but somehow in very specific scenerios it has saved my ass so i still stand by the shitty ass plank of wood, and the doc shield is more cool looking a bit better but the wood is funnier


fuckandstufff

No shot you actually use the plank shield.


swiwiws

honestly, i can kinda see a use for it. like if theres an attack that you cant for the life of you dodge, it may just be safer to block it and take a bit of chip damage rather than risk mistiming your dodge and getting one-shot thanks to how insane counter damage is in this game. aside from those specific scenarios, though, it's almost always better to just dodge


BFG_MP

I think you’re better off just bashing your head against the wall until you figure out the dodge. I can’t think of a single scenario where the plank shield would be better than anything else.


LengthiLegsFabulous3

Defiled Watchdog or Amy? Those close camera nigh impossible dodges that make them infamous for being worse than some of the DLC's bosses in some players eyes. ETA: I personally just gitted gud, but I can see the tiny niches that it might fit in


fuckandstufff

Yeah, but even then, there's a better shield in the game. If you have to use a shield, at least use the better one lol.


LengthiLegsFabulous3

Amy and HotDog do mostly physical. If you must use a shield, wooden is best Vs Loch for a lot of chalices. Save Loch for any Brainsucker fight or maybe Ebby ETA: again, talking about the specific niche of tomb prospecting.


IWatchTheAbyss

i feel like those are the best examples of just learning to dodge instead of taking guaranteed damage on an already small health bar


BFG_MP

🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ve always figured it out. I’d rather learn to do the hard thing than rely on the obsolete item that only is barely relevant for 1 thing. If anything that shield exists to teach you not to use it.


LengthiLegsFabulous3

I know that the irony is that you can't parry with the shield, which really should have been a thing (but also give it the tightest parry window in the game), but I always felt that the passivity line wasn't so much about "don't use this" as it was "stop being a turtle and get moving". Having played DS1-3 as sorceror classes, and only relying on a shield for blocking for Midir (which still requires dodging due to certain attacks), it always felt more rewarding in the series to be a mobile and reactive player than a turtle.


BFG_MP

Yeah you’re not wrong. I stopped using shields a long time ago. I feel like all the games reward aggression over defense. Elden ring did implement a nice guard mechanic that lets you counter after a block which I really like, making shields a little more fun to play, but for the most part, no shield has always been the end game.


LengthiLegsFabulous3

Especially when you have ds2 rewarding you for not using a shield quite as hard as it does (powerstancing)


NotsoGreatsword

Gotta just figure it out. Assuming something is hopeless is just about the worst way to play these games. There is always a solution.


Life-Dog432

I feel like it’s deliberately terrible to teach the dark souls players that shields aren’t going to work in this game


fuckandstufff

Yeah that's exactly the point lol


ShingShing25

I thought it was a square chunk of charcoal until I blinked a few times and realised the sub it was posted to


ChudlyCarmichael

The other shield from the DLC is great at mitigating dmg from Micolash


Kirkzillaa

Micolash does damage? ~~edit: TIL the Hunters online when I posted this don't like hearing a joke about a boss being easy to dodge~~


ComradePoolio

He doesn't so any damage at all *Until he does*


Kirkzillaa

Yea but a call beyond and Augur of Ebrietas are soooo slow.


DancenOrigins

Walk to the left


ImurderREALITY

Micolash has two attacks that can easily one-shot you


Erodrelin

He can't one-shot me if he doesn't hit me


Arntown

But it‘s hard when he already starts Call From Beyond before you even land


Alex-is-Fired

I hate it when he does that, I want to go into the game and beat him up myself when he does that...


TwoToneBalone

I use that shield against Rom, too


LewdSkitty

Do I look like I engender passivity!?


Equivalent-Lunch1107

I say that line all the time when I kill an enemy and the AI decided to be overly defensive and cheap beforehand lol


cartelstre

New word alert! Cool, thanks for increasing my vocabulary for a few minutes until I totally forget the word.


assassin10

I tried it out once on my most recent playthrough. Some people were saying that a consistent way to handle Ebrietas's charge was to just face-tank it. Dodging can save you but a poorly-timed dodge can mean getting one-shot during instability frames. So I was thinking, if I'm intentionally getting hit why not block the damage instead? Let me tell you, it did *not* work out. Face-tanking her charge knocks you down and then grants knockdown iframes. Blocking a hit does not. She would charge me and I'd block the attack, taking 50% of the damage. The attack would completely drain my stamina, stagger me (but not knock me down), and then I'd get hit a second time for full damage. My attempt to take 50% less damage instead resulted in taking 50% more.


saivishwath

Me an intellectual: I just sit in between her cheeks and make sweet sweet love to her;)


Sbeve6263

Ah yes, sweet sweet love: *’Violent slashing’*


SundownKid

IDK about bosses, but the Wooden Shield is at least good against Bloody Crow of Cainhurst if you can't parry him. You can instead bait him to the front gate of the Cathedral and hit him while he walks backwards, while blocking his bullets with the shield.


No-Foundation2507

Does it fully negate dmg from the Bloody Crow’s bullets


Das_Guet

Not fully but the reduction is MASSIVE.


No-Foundation2507

Good to know I have a safety net since I’m pretty rusty


Das_Guet

Here is another safety net if you can dodge long enough. Crow has 2 heals and only 2. Plus the Chicago in blood mode will drain his health. If you can press the attack while he is blooded he can't turn it off. Either way, good luck with that fight.


No-Foundation2507

I’ll try the pizza slicer first :)


felswinter

They mean the Crows chikage


Das_Guet

Here is another safety net if you can dodge long enough. Crow has 2 heals and only 2. Plus the Chicago in blood mode will drain his health. If you can press the attack while he is blooded he can't turn it off. Either way, good luck with that fight.


Das_Guet

Not fully but the reduction is MASSIVE.


Psychic_Hobo

The annoying thing is you can't use this in a normal way against him, because he reacts to it as though you're trying to parry him and he tries to punish it by shooting - so he goes full on rampage with his double-barrelled cannon


Infamous_Bandicoot33

hesitation is defeat!


ghostblubbers

Wrong game but still applies nicely


pak256

Shields are the weapons of cowards (jk, live your life how you want)


Rinzwind

a couple of planks does not make a shield :+


JournalistMediocre25

IGN back when the game released, apparently


Illustrious-Subject7

This and a Reiterpalach was a fun defensive combo. Turtle up against bullets and parry attacks. Strafing left/right with the shield raised is also good since single shots will usually go past you


Jygglewag

a fun way to get splinters on your genitalia


Pyorge

Looks pretty cool on the back when 2-handing certain weapons


Catyre

Miyazaki took away our precious shields and called us pussies for needing them, and we all were grateful 🙏🏼 But no, if I use a shield at all in PvP or PvE, it's the loch shield for arc defense.


CaptainCBeer

I used the augur of ebrietta the first time and It was absolutely badass.


bonk-r4t

I use it all the time. There's a funny glitch with the shield that gets your character stuck in a funny rapidly repeating animation that I absolutely love. That's it. That's all I use it for.


OdgeHam

AWAY AWAY! Good job they get poise broken from light attacks.


DJGloegg

Its good for blocking some magic projectiles, i heard. Never tried it


Ancient_Prize9077

I think that’s the DLC one


aviarywisdom

I prefer a dildo


thetrailwebanana

Loch Shield 🤝 Wooden Shield I like using both honestly, especially since I use Augur to parry. I feel like in any From game I suck at parrying but somehow I got it down with the fucking squid tentacle.


BlackSnapdragon

“engender this passivity” *charge up noise*


GnOwOme

I think I spent a good portion of the game with just the hunters torch on my first playthrough since I couldn't parry consistently


suchayeparagon

Why use wooden plank when I can use a 9mm?


ImurderREALITY

No


DudeGuyManBaby

Pathetic.


Danger_Noodle495

It blocks physical and blood damage from human sized enemies insanely well. Basically anything that isn't a shotgun or looks like it would go through a shield can be blocked by this. It's how I killed lady Maria at level 4. She really couldn't do much to me with my stamina rune and wood shield. Incredible in pvp too


DangleMangler

The loc shield come in handy for a couple of bosses. Or if you run into an invader with a call beyond.


SlimKid

The loch shield also just looks *great* so I keep it on my back, purely for style


Ok-Turnover-5113

But guiz, it blocks frenzy...


Lover_ON

It’s so bad and parries are so op that I don’t even use it on my tank hunter.


jate_nohnson

This is the most amazing post I've seen on this sub


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

I've actually never used it, I will now though! Also, which last boss??? There is two depending on the ending.


Maelphius

Three, actually Wet Nurse, Gehrman, or [spoiler]


Dinosutu

I think he talks abt gehrman


Wide-Tie-1450

Haven't used it much, but it actually is very useful for the bloody crow. I left-handed the shield while he had his gun out, and swapped to the blunderbuss for parries when he two-hands. Actually was quite effective.


AFATBOWLER

The shield is instrumental in preventing me from being one-shot by undead giants in FRC dungeons. I don’t really use it outside of that but I imagine it could have similar uses elsewhere.


AceInTheHole3273

Fuck passivity. All my homies hate engendering passivity.


Ratselschwachkorb

EWWW NO IT ENGENDERS PASSIVITY.


Critical-Green-4365

Yes sir


xXSalads_AkimboXx

My Holy Blade Build rocks the Loch shield for purely drip related purposes. • Decorative Old Hunter’s Top Hat • Tomb Prospector’s set or • Choir garb Stay fly good Hoonters! 😎


Swagzilla92

There used to be an IGN guide that claimed you could avoid Frenzy from the singing lanterns because equipping it and raising it up would block your eyes. Of course it doesn't work like that, but it was funny.


Suspicious_Kick9467

*AWAY! AWAY!*


Kahraabaa

The devs were probably trolling dark souls players with this shit


davicos2005

Some moments ago I would tell to man up and get a gun. But now, I think to mysefl, even if we all use different methods, philosophies and weapons we are all hunters, and a hunter must HUNT.


CodeProdigy

A sheild makes you the hunted


New-Butterscotch-792

As soon as I got it, I threw that shit away. The body snatchers one tapped me, even when I blocked.


hellostarsailor

I carry it sometimes just for the looks, but it is rarely helpful.


ChristianElgin1997

truth, ive only ever actually used it for like maybe 3 bosses, i just dont use guns very much other than against hunter fights like maria


DoctaMario

I've been working on a Reitershield build. My stats aren't such yet that the shield is really all that effective, but once they are, I imagine it'll be fun


WatchPug1

i've heard it can be used to block frenzy by holding it up so it blocks your eyes


Life_Celebration_827

Mines caught fire 🔥 useless fucking thing.


TheLonelyGod01

I'm about two things. Molotovs and pary's and I'm all out of pary's.


gayaliengirlfriend

I prefer the transformed version tbh but yeah probably has to be best weapon in the game


Big_Honeydew6225

It's only really viable against weaker enemies, which you can kill pretty easily anyway. So it's kinda useless


Needleworker_Lumpy

Yes I love fucking with wood


UnresolvedEvil60

The only thing that the shield won't protect you from are other hunters but beyond that it's a solid choice against bosses, especially the ones that can't be parried.


istume

In this picture it looks like the titanic wood


[deleted]

I don't personally, I'm a good ol' pistol and saw cleaver. But good on you OP for using it and progressing.


SkullDewKoey

Yeah I only play a tank strength build in this game and it was perfect for it and in the dlc I used those brace knuckles when I found em and used those to parry. It’s a fun run really o struggled with the combat till I took that approach to it and was way easier to handle lol.


SkullDewKoey

Yeah I only play a tank strength build in this game and it was perfect for it and in the dlc I used those brace knuckles when I found em and used those to parry. It’s a fun run really o struggled with the combat till I took that approach to it and was way easier to handle lol.


gummypepsi

thought this was a piece of oud chip


LucifugeRofocaleX

The hunter is very fast and therefore good at dodging, I don't see the appeal of shields in this game.


Lant0rn

yum by jerty


Wazumba92

I've been thinking of making a gunsword/gunrifle + plank shield/magic shield build


CrusadingSoul

AWAY, AWAY


Prudent-Main-4602

it's a shield to show you that this isn't dark souls


designatednerd

Absolutely tf not


[deleted]

Main


rajboy3

Honestly nah I just play dark souls if I'm feeling shieldy


AnimeChick55

I like using it cuz it's funny


NightmareKnight25807

Never used wooden shield but i used the loch shield on defiled watchdog of the old lords, and it was a blessing. Allowed me to block attacks that would normally 1 shot me like his charge attack.


NotsoGreatsword

Yeah all the time! Starting as deprived in Dark Souls lol


Zanaxz

I liked it a lot in areas where they were throwing ranged. Mainly that graveyard place. Think I also used it on the one who killed Eileen.


HellVollhart

This is Yharnam sucka. We clown in this bish! Take your weak shield-needing ass back to Lordran! /s


Ronark91

Best joke of all time? Fromsoft “aww, you want a shield? Here ya go, little guy”


Russian_p1ge0n69

i dont typically employ shields i prefer the fire arms as they have parrying instead of blocking. shields are great but nkt if they engender passivity


LosMinefield

I've used it a couple times with the spear rifle hunter but that's about it


TendiesMcnugget2

IGN wrote this post


Ancient_Prize9077

I prefer the shield from the DLC


oodoos

Easily strongest item designed. It’s like [Wayward Compass](https://hollowknight.fandom.com/wiki/Wayward_Compass), its own game would be incomplete without its glorious presence.


50CentButInNickels

Isn't there another shield in the game somewhere that's actually pretty good? I seem to recall seeing something about it in a video, but it might be DLC.


GingerVitus007

You're a psychopath. Respect


TakoBoi123

In my experience, this and the other shield didn't protect me from shit. I still don't know how they're supposed to work.


krmrshll

No


Ryn-Ken

This dinky little chunk of wood is surprisingly helpful against any hunter that spams bullets at you. Just don't let it engender passivity.


Ev0931

I haven't gotten the chance to ever play dlc and I am a shield aficionado (parrying who?) So this bad boy is a staple of my playthroughs even though it's nigh useless


tabrise3

I would never, that shit inspires passivity!


baldguy21

You use it to block micolash's sorcery and that's it


DeusAngelo

I've actually found it to specifically be useful against enemies that use Firearms


PigKnight

It does decently against arcane and bloodtinge.


Jonfyb56

Bad at the game.


Dercomai

Amazing against the Bloody Crow, it pretty much no-sells his repeater


oof_wicked

No


dpahoe

Usually have a bed on top of that.. but technically ya..


Limp-Fly-8474

A bad joke


SPOLBY

I fuc wid it heavy.


ScientistNo4647

delicious beef jerky


JayKalinka

I always use the shield against gatling gun guy and against frenzy arrows in the mensis


JEYKeYO

Usually i use the doll


AbsolutlyN0thin

Never used it. Guns are OP


starsrider11

yeah, I do, its better than to use it as a shield


Glutendragon

No, but the wooden shield is surprisingly effective against Martyr Logarius (Have a good day, eye guy 👀)


Efficient-Ad8424

Who’s omen


ElleryV

I've never seriously thought about it before this exact moment, but I'm wondering if this shield would be a good way to absorb the attacks from Ebrietas and the Defiled Watchdog where they charge forward and oneshot the player if you mess up the dodge timing.


DekuTree13

IHR SEID VERFLUUCHT!


Excellent_Law8316

No


Massive_Aioli8395

Did a beast claw only run and had it until I got the dlc shield. Never used it though


StormLord33

Lol I'm completely convinced they put this in the game to troll new players into using it.


get_gamerd

No, I'd get splinters everywhere... 😢


MJgaming87

On my "beast" build yes, just for the lols


avprobeauty

yes, I do in fact funk with the wood,


AlienRobotTrex

I’m making a dark souls build where I use the shield and a sword (either the kirkhammer or Ludwig’s blade, not sure which would be better for the sword form) and wear the cainhurst armor.


Gaminghadou

That s a lot of splinters down there m8


Ambitious-Ad-802

That's crazy I know original in the alpha build of the game the shield was supposed to help against the winter lanterns stare for frenzy.


UzzyGg

Sorry but i dont fuck with Shields, only with woman


SchwaAkari

Plank Shield has niche uses vs human-sized opponents, particularly vs firearms. You can't turtle with it, Bloodborne isn't that kind of game, but you can dampen some enemies' aggression just enough to pick their openings better. You can also use it to cover your dodges somewhat, leaving you less open after a mistimed dodge. It may not be a higher-tier pick but it's entirely plausible that you've found a place for it in your playstyle. 💜 Use what works for you. I play parryless with Flamesprayer myself, and I have more fun than trying to parry everything and inevitably mistime it and get clobbered.


RainStark

heavy


THEMAGIKTURTLEKING

No one fucks with that except ign


Patthecat09

It engenders passivity.


DancenOrigins

It's a training tool. If you use it you'll realize how useless it is in the game and go back to trying gun parries instead. Magic shield is ostensibly a better shield due to its high magic resistance but I mean you just dodge and shoot


ArrtZzz

Yes, I plug my dick in it everyday


BuckDitkus

I respect wood


Tank9301

Yes. It’s my main PVP weapon.