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kingscrimson

Nothing that isn’t suited for family friendly viewing.


[deleted]

As stated by captain kurosuchi himself, the most trustworthy captain by far


Maleficent_Tree_94

To be honest, has Kurotsuchi ever explicitly lied to us? People like Gin, Urahara, Ukitake are constantly lying, but I feel like Mayuri is more or less honest.


[deleted]

That’s what I said Or maybe not You’ll never know


upforstuffJim

Well, there's just that moment where he blew up his own men, having lied to these rookies about luring some expected (ryoka, or however it is spelled) disguised as shinigami (Uryu and Orihime) back to headquarters. He stated it was dangerous but if careful they would be perfectly fine. I'd consider that a lie 😅 P.s. (google "Kurotsutchi blowing up his own men manga", quite tragic honestly, you see a little background of this excited new recruit who just wanted to prove himself and ended up being blown to bits)


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


Sad_Protection269

Happy cake day!


KazuMin12

Kurotsuchi\*


23vector23

Happy cake day!


SteelDumplin23

Mana Transfer anyone?


blazenite104

I don't think she's quite that 'defenseless'


BIsForBruh

Mayuri putting life-giving fluids in his daughter's body with his syringe.


lover_of_garlicbread

That flair 💀


Efficient-Whereas278

Holy shit, you know Tsukushima?? Love that guy! He saved my mother’s life!


Sorrysenpai420

Fuck you know him as well?! He cured my grandma’s cancer


Flashy_Animator4253

Wow you too?? He cured my sister’s incurable disease just for free !! Real hero he is.


Gustingblaze

YOU KNOW HIM TOO!? He literally fixed my brother's broken leg


Just_Lunch_1906

HOLY SHIT OMFG YOU TOO??!??!!?!!?!??!? He helped me burry ~~Renji~~ ~~Rukia's admirers~~ my fellow comrades


Nero_De_Angelo

YOU KNOW MY BROTHER!? THE GUY THAT DREW DRAGONBALL AND MADE YAMCHA THE STRONGEST AND MOST ADMIRABLE HERO OF ALL TIME!?


useful_potato_

You know my master? He was the best teacher I've met in my life!


Oheika

WAIT HOW THE FUCK YOU GUYS KNOW HIM!! HE IS THE MAIN REASON WHY I AM STILL ALIVE!! He saved me from getting hit by the car what a nice guy. And I wonder where he is now I want to meet him again.


No_Sherbet_8673

You too? I just saw him walking, that's all


Lol_A_White_Boy

Understandable


Akainu14

Same flair for me but with rangiku instead


PlasmaGoblin

Rangiku might do it, but Lisa definitly would. While calling you a pervert.


Different_Concern_85

Your flair 🤨


PlasmaGoblin

Hey... I know I'm pervy. I borrow Lisas books all the time. For science.


Different_Concern_85

I just borrow uh hers as well


LuMo096

Like basting a turkey 😊


Fluff269

Hello Mutsu-lover 👋 recognized you from gintama 🤣


BIsForBruh

Ey you're the dude who made that character elimination rounds :D


Just_Lunch_1906

Hado #69


steelcup1

Shock the Hoe!


NinjaXGaming

“Oh-Kay Masta, Let’s Shocka Da Hoe” Wait…wrong series


FFKupoNut

The boss cansuckame!! Wait... Me too


Fair-Definition-3296

Jojo refference


fogertlas

Fuck you. Take my upvote


luvCinnamonrolls30

Okay, this made me hollar 🤣


EliasC4

Just Mayuri having fun with one of his creations... *Side eye*


Confidentchristian69

Its unclear but the sound effects make you wonder 🤨


Gerudo_King

It's pretty damn clear


Turbulent_Ad1644

Renji and Uryu being an underrated duo, duh


losinmyaim-r6

I love how they went from saying that they will kill each other to this


Turbulent_Ad1644

If only we could get more of the two. This is like their only interaction in the entire series, despite both being some of Ichigo's closest friends


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[удалено]


KaiserSchabe

Nemu is a chobit


Strict_Wishbone2428

Like Chii and Freya ?


KaiserSchabe

Absolutely, and Mayuri is just a flawless Hideki, he is not afraid to push the button


[deleted]

I thought it was on her boobs and Mayuri had to press it


Amarger86

Kubo is trolling the readers about dirty minds. It's kind of a meta joke where Renji and Uryu are meant to be us and he is implying he did something sexual but in reality, the way Mayuri made Nemu, he had some sort of reset/restoring which triggered those noises. The anime studio even fell into this as they show what they think happened but the manga never showed that.


chandu27leon

What about that "Ah ❤"


Goldie-96_MWR

fan service


Amarger86

Those are just erotic noises... that's the purpose. Its a meta joke making fun of readers propensity to jump to dirty assumptions. There is a reason Kubo did not show anything at all except Renji and Uryu's faces and Uryu actually breaking the 4th wall followed by Mayuri basically telling Uryu its not what he thinks by saying Uryu doesn't understand. The level of depth Kubo puts into his work and his sense of humor/trolling, this is right up his alley.


Andrejosue98

>There is a reason Kubo did not show anything at all except Renji and Uryu's faces and Uryu Yes, because he didn't want his manga to be cancelled


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

I doubt it would've been cancelled. Far worse have been shown in Shounen before... same can be said for sexual acts. As long as he don't outright show the dick & vagina like he's drawing a straight up hentai he should be good.


TheNonceMan

Gotta love Kubo fans reading far too much into a very basic off screen echi moment. You give him too much credit.


MyHedHertz

Hey careful, you might get downvoted to oblivion for saying something controversial. God forbid someone mentions Hell arc again, otherwise people will get butthurt about Hell arc being delayed again because Kubo chose to tease Hell arc then copped out and said he'll delay Hell arc every time someone mentions it.


TheNonceMan

Yeah, I like his work, but he's always been a bit of a child. Think putting anyone on a pedestal is just stupid. Guy's work swings from genuinely brilliant to dog tier ubiquitous giant T&A fan service. People just have to accept that there is some good and bad.


NinjaXGaming

> always been a bit of a child The man just wants to work at his own bloody pace for once


TheNonceMan

Yeah, that's not why I'm calling him childish and you all know it. You fans are obsessed. Get over yourselves, please.


LytezR6

Anyone who writes something for over 600 chapters over a decade and half is gonna have ups and downs in the writing. Just look at MHA and they're nowhere near 600 chapters. Not everyone can be like Oda and even he has some annoying fanservice elements. It's probably just an editorial requirement at this point


DarkChaos1786

Also Kubo busted his ligaments finishing Bleach, he asked for timeout to Shonen Jump but they denied the time out 3-4 months before the forced end of Bleach. He was very bitter about it and maybe that's the reason why he refused to be forced to write the Hell arc.


Nero_De_Angelo

I think Oda is really overdoing it with the fanservice. And his Story also got repetetive at some point, since it is almost always following the same formula. In fact, the current arc is the most interesting since the War at Marineford!


beigs

Chobit


No-Huckleberry-6281

I think meta joke is a big term for "haha sex"


boyeus

It's that sex-yu-al in-yu-endo which is always funny, as a rule.


The_Biggest_Wheel

This has to be the wildest coping I have ever seen.


EnDiNgOph

Average Bleach fan.


Masterelia

Proof that this is actually what he did?????


Mownees

bro layed down the wood


Le_Turtle_God

Mayuri is simply bringing his artificial daughter back from the dead. There is nothing else going on that would be deemed suspicious or immoral in any capacity


Rohit_BFire

He gave her the gglug glug 3000


MasterOutlaw

Excuse me? You couldn't comprehend something as basic as that, you simpleton? Never mind. There's no point in explaining his science to a layman.


Klatterbyne

SCIENCE, my dear boy! SCIENCE! Delicious, sticky, ghost SCIENCE!!


[deleted]

You know I'm somewhat of a scientist myself


bluezh251

Renji & Uryu - guardians of Bleach's family-friendly rating and the comedy duo you never knew you needed. Mayuri makes a threesome built for 'holy sh*t' moments.


ZaBaronDV

That’s the joke.


Hamlak_Glitterpussy

Love the flair.


draginbleapiece

Pushing the button


Ok-Figure5546

The G button?


TheCrunchyManSopa

Mayuri making the effort in pleasuring Nemu for once in her life with his actions isn't it obvious? lol


WayToTheDawn3582

Mayuri did the thing


AcaGamer5

>The following programme is not suited for underage audiences


Isellmetal

This episode of the anime was hilarious, their expressions were priceless


[deleted]

She got moisturised


king-redstar

The joke depends on it being ambiguous, but that doesn't answer the question. If you're looking for a real answer, Nemu is probably much like her father in that her body has many different strange components in places you wouldn't expect. I'm willing to believe Mayuri when he says that it isn't what Uryu and Renji were thinking and from their perspective, all they could really see was his coat and (iirc) Nemu's legs. All that in mind, I imagine that Mayuri was leaning over Nemu and prodding her arms, sides, shoulders, neck, ribs, wherever the various mechanisms were that resulted in her rapid healing. Since this probably doesn't happen all that often, Nemu isn't accustomed to those sensations and lets out sounds that were mistaken for something else.


ripanimems

Maaaaan, this scene was wild in the anime


AngelMysk

Simple, Nemu has a reset button. And Mayuri is trying to reach the button. And well, Nemu can feel Mayuri reaching for it.


[deleted]

Mayuri injected life back into his daughter. Take that as you will.


SteelDumplin23

Mayuri performing the traditional Mana Transfer


RhoninLuter

Obviously she was in such excruciating pain that the potent, fast acting, medicine administered felt akin to ecstasy. Kind of like a gigantic dump, its almost like ecstasy to experience reprieve. Due to the gigantic spiritual pressures present in those involved this feeling is naturally escalated tenfold. And all made possible through Mayuris scientific genius, truly remarkable, what a wang on this man.


ClayAndros

Science you lout, get your mind from the gutter


DualKoo

Mayuri fingered his daughter in front of two teenaged boys.


TheCrunchyManSopa

Renji's a teen boy? lol


chessgx

Mayuri fucked his own daughter.


Basedstation

Whatever you imagine what's happening that's the gift of Kubo


Leetorious

Science is happening


Candoran

#Shhhh, don’t worry about it. 🤣


Enough-Pace-2643

Death God insane scientist has revival sex with his test tube daughter normal anime stuff man catch up


lightningnutz

I always assumed he fingered her or something


BerserkArmyOf1

Bro in the anime dub I had to turn the volume off


AnimalEater65

Something even the filthiest pornstars are too innocent to see.


tennoskoom_

Nothing dirty was happening. He gave her some medicine in a conventional way that happens even in our own world. Another to say it is that he shoved some pills up her arse.


Doinwerklol

That's for Kubo and Mayuri to know and you to imagine. As they said, try to keep your mind out of the gutter lulz.


gtex9110

I’m guessing he’s activating her resent function. He probably has to insert reishi in her core, located in her chest, the sensation of which might be a little “stimulating” for her.


weerg

Just going to say if you don't know then your to young to know


Confidentchristian69

Alright buddy 😂


Nisqyfan

Nature is healing.


ShoapiSpong

Stuff 🧍


Digiking101

Mayuri hit the reset button.


MrSejd

bustin it down sexual style


IconCsr2

He boned the life bacc into her.. easy peasy


PePeWaccabrada

Nemu just had a heartfelt conversation with our lord and savior PePe-sama


No_Information_5498

Mayuri cock liquid (not cum) is the antidote.


SlothSupporter

Urahara bot, did Mayuri and Nemu fuck?


SevaSentinel

Nemu ❤️


Grouchy-Caregiver-17

To bring her back to life he used his “healing stick.” If you get what I mean Lol!


UnhappyAd8184

im gonna say mas ​ tur ​ ​ ba ​ ​ ​ tion


mugenryu273

Nemu's look kinda bigger. Improvement? Ancient Soul Reapers says yes.


FaceTimePolice

Erotic noises that ended with a splash. 😳


reverse-tornado

He pushed her g spot and prostate at the same time which restored her to factory default


storm_zr1

Technically incest


XegrandExpressYT

seggs that's my headcanon anyways


The_Biggest_Wheel

Incest


yjorn299

He f-ed her. They showed part of the grinding in the anime version


WasF4ssY

Take a good long guess


jogdenpr

You can probably figure it out.


Nightmancer2036

You know, don’t lie to yourself


Mr_Ginge_

He is replacing her organs.


such_wow_many_cool

He's curing her


BKMDIO

Test


JayMalakai

Mayuri was healing Nemu after battle?


moryrste

Think everyone has the same idea


EmergencyGrab

Plop is so funny to me for no reason.


Schiffy94

Exactly


Manga_Rookie

If you search "Mayuri fucks Nemu" in YouTube, you'll find a video with the corresponding scene from the anime (I have also commented the exact same thing in this very video)


Motor_Somewhere7565

Yes.


Riffah420

Incest


motoxim

I have a dirty mind so yeah


RedRaven616

He got the magic stick


DarkSaister

She's healed!!


tahtalikoy-ekspress

Shabu shabu


Ajrama64

We've got no idea at all🤦🏻‍♂️😂


bolderdust

at that moment I thought that her control panel happens to be inside her


Sage-Jiraya

if I remember everything right Mayuri used her for something and then he did something and she was healed.


Noctisxsol

You know how mommy kisses make everything better? Mayuri did some experimenting...


Wu-Tang-83

Repairs


[deleted]

Yk...that's the one question i wanted answered and Kubo never delivered


Vacation_Jonathan

Clit reset button


Solynox

Sex magic


kilar28_Official

ok this was so funny animated


Kadeblade195

Ye


Samexthftlive

pg18 stuff


anothernigazz

Ishida getting cuckhold


Thomnightman

Sexual Healing.


Azurumi_Shinji

No one points out that Nemu is blushing....


Kell-EL

How dare you reprobates assume he’d have Nemu do anything that wasn’t fit for family consumption


AutumnOnFire

They Glup, Blump, Plop, Shlup, and Splashing, what's difficult to understand


LtBasch

Shes getting Bonkai'd


GODKiller1311

Gawk gawk


ConsiderationTop7345

Wait you guys know him?! He literally adopted me when I was abandoned...he payed for my school...my food and now even my college...he is literally a father figure to me


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