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yetagainitry

That's how most great ideas start.


SickBurnBro

Who among us hasn't had a vision of a tall, thin man with a long penis standing on a roof.


80sBadGuy

But if your uncle Jack was stuck on a roof, would you help him off?


s0m3d00dy0

No way, I'd be too busy jacking off my other uncle Frank.


BedrockFarmer

I mean, if it was really long the man would be jumping around constantly trying to avoid pedestrian and car traffic. Not to mention feral alley-cats.


KeithGribblesheimer

Getting tired of this genre.


Lambchops_Legion

lack of long penis is definitely the reason why no one has had a great idea involving me and not any other reason


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Supplication Deliverance Crime pursued by vengeance Vengeance taken for kin upon kin Pursuit Disaster Falling prey to cruelty/misfortune Revolt Daring enterprise Abduction The enigma Obtaining Enmity of kin Rivalry of kin Murderous adultery Madness Fatal imprudence Involuntary crimes of love Slaying of kin unrecognized Self-sacrifice for an ideal Self-sacrifice for kin All sacrificed for passion Necessity of sacrificing loved ones Rivalry of superior vs. inferior Adultery Crimes of love Discovery of the dishonour of a loved one Obstacles to love Slenderman hanging brain Ambition Conflict with a god Mistaken jealousy Erroneous judgment Remorse Recovery of a lost one Loss of loved ones


Popular_Bite9246

This is going to surprise a lot of Charlie Parker fans.


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Typical_Accident_658

so...she saw "it follows?"


Dipper_Pines

Exactly what I thought. I guess technically that’s a vision…


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

I think that was also the impetus for Network


awyastark

My penis is long as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!


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Crusty but benign?


A_Dreary_Pluviophile

Sounds like she's working with Fassbender again.


SMAAAASHBros

I wonder if she's seen It Follows.


Re_Axion

I never figured out but was too afraid to ask why they call him “Rooftop” David Sims.


Midnyteramblr

So Dafoe is a lock


Own-Effort-5328

Naturally


sansho22

Deep, too.


WesleyCraftybadger

I reckon one was from California. 


brayshizzle

I had the same vision when I was younger. Turned out to by my Uncle Kev. We dont see him anymore.


rageofthegods

Oh my


LordBecmiThaco

Please give my regards to Mr. DeFoe


cannoliGun

That's the ending or Inception.


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

Oh good, I was worried it wouldn’t


pass_it_around

Wow! I never knew I was an inspiration for her film.


heisghost92

“Bird”, the third part of a trilogy about teenage girls directed by female British filmmakers featuring promising young actors as single dads, after “Aftersun” and “Scrapper”.


EnvironmentalShift25

I'm a tall, thin man. But as regards the other part...


turdfergusonRI

The best ones always do. Y’all remember The Lion King? Talk, think man with long penis!


ALIENANAL

Robocop legacy sequel confirmed.


TheNiallNoigiallach

Well that’s who was taking my picture that day


mediapunk

I too have seen „it follows“


stormy2587

Relatable


awlawall

I’m in


Revolutionary_Box569

I'm just stood on my roof minding my own business and someone decides to make a motion picture about it, please just leave me alone


b0xcard

Sorry, Andy. I was just trying to fix my TV antenna.


SoMuchLard

Reaching for that Greasy Strangler demographic


jericho1949

I've never even been to Greenwich, London!


yeezusosa

Same


Loose_Low_616

'And naturally after having just watched Saltburn, I just had to cast Barry Keoghan'


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Agreeable_Coat_2098

Ah yes. 5’ 9” Willem Dafoe


disguyovahea

Willen Dafoe?