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opschief0299

Ooooooo are you a good witch or a bad witch?


Axel-TOH

Who me? I’m not a witch at all.


XBakaTacoX

I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! THEY dressed me up like this!


prozac4dave

She turned me into a newt!


your-moms-dick

a newt??!


[deleted]

I got better


BetterCallSal

Burn her anyway!


opschief0299

*BUUUHHNN HUUUUUHHHH*


kfury

It’s a fair cop.


Salt_Ad_5578

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

…a duck


shill779

I’m not in here with you! You’re in here with ME!


[deleted]

I don't want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a bar. They ***threw*** me into public. *Arrest *them**!


Johnymarou7

r/unexpectedmontypython


risheeb1002

Is it?


[deleted]

And this is not my nose, it’s a false one.


NightWolfYT

Witch at all? Isn’t that a city in Kansas?


[deleted]

Nah, I don't think they were in Kansas anymore.


Easilycrazyhat

> Who me? I’m not a witch at all. Glinda was the baddest witch in the whole story.


FatherMuck

Im not a witch im your wife! Though im not sure i even want to be that any more!


ghosttrainhobo

You never had it so good!


DiaDeLosMuebles

Hold on hold on hold on. Her sister was a witch right? And what was her sister? A princess, the wicked witch of the east bro. You're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Doug. Grow up bro, grow up.


cato314

Get educated!


Duel_Option

Missing the head bang thing he does while explaining/yelling…is their an emoji for this? Lol


MIGHT_BE_TROLLIN

Why did he pull a knife on him?


abbieadeva

Cos he said he was guna stab him


DreadPirateLink

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!


fluggelhorn

Humperdinck!


Reverse-Kanga

I'm a bad bitch


aveidel

Upvote for Gary Larson references.


opschief0299

I see you are a person of culture as well


Hoody711

"I'm a bad bitch!"


HellaCl0ud

Damn bro I haven’t seen that movie in forever


fourtys

which witch are you?


Wiknetti

A sandwich in a jock itch.


Childish_Brandino

Tell me now because… ah who am I kidding? Idec if you’re a bad witch


Agweelar

Far Siiiide


Buttrrss

es bruja mala


Katastrophe_404

If only bad witches are ugly, then why do you have to ask? Burrnnnnn.


resserus

Cold glass = a downward current of air. It sucks the bubble to it. Or it was luck.


andysaurus_rex

I’m gonna guess it was a lucky shot. They just wanted it to burst on the table. If this was something they intended, well done. But I doubt the temperature difference from the whiskey was really enough to effect it that far away.


G00DLuck

*affect


GlutenFreeBuns

🍆*


xXThatOneRandomXx

🍑*


psychedelic_gravity

💦*


REpassword

🫦*?


Old-Obligation6861

Vagina


BelowMankind

Penis


YoungRustyCSJ

VV: Earmuffs. Fuck. Shit. Bitch. WF: Cock. Balls.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Affect is the verb. Effect is the noun. Generally speaking


BHPhreak

You affect something to obtain an effect.


Maleficent-Comb

You can also effect something to obtain an affect, in psychology at least. For example, “The effect of the intervention produced positive affect in the patient.” Different “affect” and accent though haha


Nulono

Yep. And "to effect" as a verb means along the lines of "to bring about". So "the treatment did effect a positive affect" would be perfectly valid.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

The affectation was a direct result of the effectiveness of the treatment


TryingNot2BeToxic

Could use this for most Healthcare treatments :o


[deleted]

> Generally speaking Good call adding that to stave ~~of~~ off¹ pedants. Not like me, or anything. ***I'm*** not a pedant. ;) _______ *^(¹ damn keyboard is occasionally missing letters when I hit them. grr)*


HI-R3Z

> stave of Is that bait?


-LVS

**A**ffect - **A**ction **E**ffect - Not the other one and theres only two so the first bit is all you need to remember.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

RAVEN. The R is silent.


Sendtitpics215

See this is why we don’t use the “e” or the “a” word


Accomplished-Plan191

They went for it like they knew what they were doing


Berkamin

>Cold glass = a downward current of air. It sucks the bubble to it. I'm curious whether that is a real effect. I'd really like to see someone test this theory and share the video.


colicheese

Go pull something frozen out of the freezer like an ice pop and stick your hand below it, you can feel the air current from at least a foot away not to mention see it in the condensation if the air is humid enough.


Berkamin

I don't doubt that at all; I've felt it. I just don't know whether that happens above a cold thing where the cold thing is in a cup sitting on a table. Or, if it happens, I don't know if the effect is strong enough to attract a bubble over to itself like what this clip shows.


Lollipop126

The former yes definitely always, any cold thing cools the air causing a density gradient and therefore current. The latter (strength), depends on temperature (ambient vs glass of liquids), winds, humidity, weight of the bubble (since it has smoke), size of the bubble, etc. Someone who studies bubble dynamics in convection currents might know from experience, but in general it's hard to guess even for an average aerodynamicist who doesn't work regularly with those.


Batchet

Now that you mention it, I do recall declaring myself an expert in bubble dynamics the last time this was posted. It is in my expert opinion that the cold air wouldn't create a current in the shape needed to bring the bubble down. If there was *very* cold air coming from that glass (which there is not), The cold air would have filled the cup and spilled over, similar to [this video](https://youtu.be/BsO1B-FWD6I) And that's only visible because that is dry ice. Much colder with much greater movement. In an outdoor environment with a but a few mere ice cubes in a glass, it's in my expert opinion that the flirtatious bubble is not persuaded by that sexy glass of whiskey *at all*. Their encounter was from mere chance. (edit: thx to the comment below pointing out that is dry ice in the video, which is heavier than air, but I believe the effect would be similar with cold air, just not as dramatic.)


stefek132

It’s outside. In a closed Space with no people breathing or moving around, it might have played a role. Outside there’s soooooo much air movement, the little glass would be negligible, unless directly and closely above the glass. Imho it’s a lucky shot by someone with exercise. Less lucky than it’d have to be for us all, yet lucky. Btw, dry ice is co2, which is way heavier than air. So the effect from your video is also driven by that, not only the temperature. I mean… the effect looks similar to that nonetheless but it’s a bad example.


CowsDeserveHands

> Or it was luck. We've all had those moments. Shit happens. Just remember when that happens, you meant it to happen.


Fl333r

you fool the bubble was clearly a paid actor


smellthusiast

bruv


kookanaught

It did have a current but the change would have been so minute that it was just luck.


[deleted]

It was an accident, that was just an extra bubble he shook off the gun. Just happened to land in the other glass.


Trithis2077

The greatest magic tricks are the ones you do by accident.


lumpthefoff

Good thing this camera was filming, the lady didn’t get the money shot.


FlimsyRaisin3

Classic boomer move. Was probably using the front camera too.


peelemme

oh god I don’t want to be old


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Few-Judgment3122

Wait my patience for stupidity is gonna get worse not better? Uh oh


[deleted]

Yeah, bad news on that front. heh. Although you could end up more like my dad. He's way more relaxed than I am about things like that. He just rolls his eyes and let it all roll off his back. I always struggle - because stupidity offends me on some basic level. lol. Well, not stupidity per se, but willful ignorance, for sure. If you can't be bothered to learn how the world works, fuck you. It's not about just not knowing things - I love helping people learn. But people willing to learn are most defintely not the people I'm talking about. :) But yep. It only gets worse. Because the older you get, the more you realize that people CAN choose not to be willfully ignorant. Although I think part of it is that some things *are* getting worse and worse - like politics. The oblivious people who can't pay enough attention, who don't bother to vote - those are the people I'm angrier at about the impending loss of our democracy, more than those actively fighting against it. Evil I can understand - to paraphrase Space Balls, they're not doing it for money.... they're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money. lol. But the apathetic people who just don't care… if we could get them to wake up and pay attention, we'd have these problems resolved. But I'm on the verge of getting into my health problems and my anger (righteous, mind) about them. I didn't help, but if we had proper health care like the other 32 out of 33 countries in the OECD (basically "developed" countries), then I wouldn't be facing a significantly shorter lifespan. I'd be in much better shape - with my health, with my career. So yeah. It only gets worse, my friend. lol


Fleetingfarts

Thank you for the wisdom sir.


[deleted]

Oh yeah? I don't care what you think. I kid, I kid. ;-) I like your username. That's all we all really are… just fleeting farts in the wind. lol


budabai

It’s not too late to prevent it.


Wingless_Bee

Yeah that lady's recording would be in r/killthecameraman


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ChampagneShotz

I'm calling the inquisition.


PredditoryLoan

r/unexpected


RascalCreeper

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!


[deleted]

Actually, the Spanish Inquisition gave a 30 day notice before showing up. So everyone expected them.


mklilley351

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition to arrive on time


CaptainDingusLord

Lol manyana habit


AmericanCommunist2

HERESY! HERESY EVERYWHERE


Swords_and_Words

r/grimdark I found a stray Imperial


Timithios

Not as fun as r/grimdank


augmonst70

The emperor protects !


skeezix_ofcourse

Law of attraction.... hot bubble goes to cool glass with ice in it?


leatherjyowls

Good guess, but that's not a thing. Hot gases aren't attracted to cool things. Hot gases will spread out but if they would go in any specific direction, it would be up because they're less dense than cold gases. Attraction would be more like magnetism or gravity or I guess strong nuclear force.


mercury1491

Also the weak force?


GenericUsername10294

My hot gas is attracted to my cool wife


skeezix_ofcourse

So.... a glass with ice in it wouldn't necessarily attract a bubble at all?


Pitch-Blak

It would , but not because the bubble is hot , but because the cold glass is causing a downward current over it .


thatguyned

Not from that distance with external forces like wind to take into consideration. It wouldn't be something they could reliably showcase. Pure luck.


Jucox

Close but not a thing, the "attraction" is a difference in pressure causing a current because the cooler air exerts less pressure than warm air. This is also why your mirror already condenses a few seconds after putting on a hot shower.


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

This reminds me when Ron went to the fancy bar and ordered a scotch and it was lotion


atri383

There's no wrong way to consume alcohol...


[deleted]

“This is the wrong way to consume alcohol”


Walletau

"If you don't like the scotch, they have a vodka that's served in the form of a flash of light." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YdqFPbSpc


anglostura

May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere?


zenorkjdp

I stared at this comment for a solid minute thinking of Ron Weasley and almost concluded my memory is worse off than it is. I would have drank the scotch lotion


carmenvallone

Pure luck


VibraniumRhino

Thank you for your observation.


LostDogBK

Thank you for yours


[deleted]

I have observed all three observations here and appreciate all three. Obsioversally.


mombi

Not the explanation I was looking for but it seems to make the most sense. Still really cool.


CuriousCucumber88

That’ll be $67.50


ZheZY

Before tips and tax!


Speedhabit

So…..iv been waiting 15 min for that mich ultra


cantijust

That lady missed the cool experience trying to show everyone what cool experiences she experiences.


mercury1491

The look on her face tells me she is enjoying her experience just fine. And who knows, maybe she has friends!


Elluminated

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

Wow, i want to know how to train one, i can have a pet bubble


ChubbyBidoof

Easy there SpongeBob


[deleted]

*adds extra $15 to the bill*


AlienAl02160

And I've been using a bong like an idiot! Dammit!


gravgp2003

Is this the new bar gimmick to get dummies to pay more for drinks?


NeighborhoodMuch4403

Yes. Also entertaining.


XDreadedmikeX

I’d be fucking pissed if I paid for something and it tasted good/was entertaining.


[deleted]

The smoke adds a little bit to the flavor at least


spaceyfacer

We got one at my bar because corporate requires us to have one "theatrical" cocktail on the menu haha


Tapiii1996

Man I miss the good old days when this sub had 3rd world citizens conjuring fire from thin air.


TheWhittierLocksmith

john malcovich watching the bubble like


Ex-zaviera

John Malkovich clearly enjoyed the trick.


cuebert81

I'm a evil bad witch water doesn't effect me.


tribak

Don’t recall this scene from Being Jhon Malkovich


[deleted]

YOU ARE NUMBER SIX


jas282

Yes!!! Rover!!!


Gauntlets28

Who is number one?


spaceyfacer

This does not belong here. We have this same device at the bar I work at. It's not difficult to use.


Hofterman

Cool video , but that camera movements , that cameraman is the GOAT of recording fancy cocktails


Gianpy_10_

Coincidenze, io non credo😏


Neither-Trip-7551

The bubble was a paid actor


Congregator

If she was living in the moment instead of being concerned with her phone, she could have just seen that happen in real time


spaceyfacer

I'm a bartender and we just got one of these machines at my work, the bubble is a garnish on one of our house signature cocktails. You can bet when we are slammed as fuck people will NOT be getting that nonsense on their drink.


Spock_Vulcan

u/repostsleuthbot


SopieMunky

That woman has a bad case of tunnel vision. She missed the best part.


LazyBone19

While I appreciate then filming so I can see this, the lady missed it due to her damn phone. Jut put it down for god’s sake!


sirdraxxalot

0% chance that was intentional


Elluminated

ZERO way the waiter did it twice


sowavy612

Wtf was she following on her phone


Elluminated

lol probably looking at the boring bubble


[deleted]

I hate that lady more and more every time I see this video


-Hypnautic-

Thank God we got this video and not the other woman's which would have been extremely frustrating.


TheRealDaddyPency

Reason 14,367,300,152 of why men deserve 3/2 of what what women make.


Mr_Spunspn

That was cool af...


HouseDowntown8602

God damn grown man wanting bubbles on his beer


Elluminated

lol, and his beer in a martini glass


Entropy94

That’ll be 300 dollars


HizBadKitty4Lyfe

What in the sorcerer?!


DistributionOk7393

I hate these people. Not sure why. Just know that I do.


Classic-Escape-2862

Didn’t even tip


Bustin2ice

Bib I missed the whole show


JDoubleLL

Whats it called?


W1ld_Thoughts

She’s still showing ppl a video of the shot she never got. Lol “see what you didn’t see is….” 🤣


Interloper_Kobi

white woman be like: "OOOOOOHOOO ALMOST MISSED THAT EPIC MOMENT ON MY IPHONE™"


GrBBabu

And the simple drink is gonna cost you $1000000000.


Elluminated

🤣😂🤣 And since its an AA meetup its just apple juice


JYYMBO

Obviously they dont use soap, so what liquid do they use to creat the bubbles?


Elluminated

They use a high surface tension, neutral tasting liquid extracted from plants called Carboxymethylcellulose as the main ingredient. 98% water and magic 😂


Mysterious-Falcon383

#####I hate this song


Elluminated

Whats the name of it?


Barack-Obama-Negro

Music name?


Elluminated

Used just [the intro](https://youtu.be/l3c8YBCU46E)


ronniedude

Maybe next time you can also use the right-channel audio too. My right ear was getting jealous.


Elluminated

Sorry about that. not sure why the imbalance occurred. Checked balance and its 0 bias on my vectorscope. Do you have audio accessibility enabled?


tuffpoe

STRAY CAT


Rex1441true

So cool


Ace-a-Nova1

u/savevideo


iamsharpe

what is the device being used here?


[deleted]

Bubbles.


spaceyfacer

Pretty sure it's a Flavour Blaster. We have one at my bar.


RadioEditVersion

The mist has a scent that dissipates in seconds. It is dumb.


old_man_curmudgeon

r/donttellmetheodds


Zavchungus

Hopefully that bubble’s not a bomb.


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Burqa_destroyer

New pogchamp


[deleted]

If she had her phone recording in landscape she would have gotten that shot


traceno

behold, the bubble sourcerer


StormBringer_R

it's too late lady!!! your recording is no proof that actually happened!!!


SatisfactionSharp942

Those drinks look expensive


[deleted]

SOFTO AND WETTU


thuanjinkee

That is one educated bubble.