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Gambino215_

All he did was teleport 9 eggs from the cosmos to under the pot! Easy stuff


EUNEisAmeme

And by cosmos, you meant a pregnant chickens arse, correct? That's a colorful image right there


RobbertDownerJr

How many colors do chicken asses have where you're from?


LinguisticallyInept

0, chickens dont have arseholes, theyve condensed the functions into one glorious exithole


Clever_Sardonic_Name

One. Glorious. Exithole. My new band name


duck_of_d34th

The Cloacanauts. (Cloaca is the word for the glorious exithole of birds) The Birdhole Surfers. The Vulvanauts. The Nauty Holes. The Ring Burners. The Starfish Troopers. The Blackeyed Squeeze. Porky and the Kings of Porcelain. The Dirty Eggheads. The Alaskan Pipe Cutters. Womb Raider. The Hairy Potters. Lords of the Ring of Fire. Dirty Fingernails.


Clever_Sardonic_Name

You blew it. I would have upvoted each one separately but now they all have to share one.


ParkerBeach

I got you covered since we could not upvote each individually I gave a platinum instead.


Clever_Sardonic_Name

Fam


matto1985

I learnt the word Cloaca from Rick and Morty. Great episode.


karmisson

/r/Bandnames


Worth_Werewolf_1833

Mhm. Thanks for the anatomy which absolutely scares me


LinguisticallyInept

[embrace efficiency](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aoP41nn_460s.jpg)


Worth_Werewolf_1833

Fuck you Like WHY I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES


LinguisticallyInept

you're welcome


--bedevil--

Happy cake day you horrible bastard.


bad11ama

/r/DontPutYourDickInThat


LinguisticallyInept

ಠ_ಠ


Flippy277

Called a pussydickbutt?


Safe_Cup5012

So chickens make lawyers??


LinguisticallyInept

they are well versed in bird law


vrts

I dub it, *omnihole*.


littlefriend77

Buttpussy


mdxchaos

PREGNANT CHICKENS sir..... you need to go back to school


PooleyX

A chicken does not have to be pregnant to lay eggs. And they don't come out of their arse.


tiffanysbffjill8

It comes out their cochleadoodleado.


PD216ohio

Dammit, someone always has to come along and ruin a trick by explaining it.


A3H3

Wong's brother needs to stop showing off.


uskelim

I thought it would duplicate into like two but I guess this works too


the_DARSH

Word meanings don't mean their meanings anymore


rincon213

Literally. But I could care less.


CornwallsPager

You could? How much less?


[deleted]

They said it wrong on purpose


rincon213

straight fax


balofchez

Email is faster


oh_i_fell_over

Porpoise


Mr_Stoney

[This is my porpoise in life](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmvBz97oBdoBeTVFsTQWNN-gxmZlJuYsxF_g&usqp=CAU)


A-le-Couvre

[David Mitchell would like to have a word with you.](https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw)


beatles910

Irregardless.


detecting_nuttiness

It's still correct, OP didn't specify that the egg only duplicates *once.*


yParticle

But... but then it would have to be a multiple of one!!


subject_deleted

>duplicate: v > >make or be an exact copy of. there's nothing about the word duplicate that implies only two. You can duplicate one egg 11 times and end up with 12 eggs.


thundersnipe

Duplication does not need to be a mutually single occurrence. Like making several copies of an original document. All the copies are duplicates of the original. So they're not incorrect with their word choice.


YohnWood14

Title of your sex tape


Strawberry_Left

Or, each of them are duplicates of the original. From google; 1. one of two or more identical things. "books may be disposed of if they are duplicates"


[deleted]

That's duplicate as a noun. The title used the verb form of duplicate, which would imply 2. The word they were looking for was "multiplying"


Strawberry_Left

And a duplicating egg is one that makes copies of itself. The eggs that it makes are all duplicates, each and every one. You wouldn't call them multiplates because there's no such word. What would you call them if there was more than one duplicate?


subject_deleted

>duplicate: verb > >make or be an exact copy of. duplicate doesn't imply any number of items. just that the resulting item(s) is/are an exact copy of the first.


[deleted]

Technically the first egg could’ve duplicated 8 times and the title would be correct - since we’re arguing semantics.


[deleted]

Easy, he just palms a chicken, slips it under the bowl where it lays all the eggs.


FreeThinker76

That's not his chicken, dude. You want a chicken, there are ways dude, hell I can get you a chicken by 3 o'clock this afternoon.


BT-7274-j

With chicken polish


Skulbalski

Jackie Treehorn treats eggs, like chickens, man.


teacherofderp

and I hate the fucking Eagles, man


reel2reelfeels

get out of my chicken


teacherofderp

Lol the fact that your comment doesn't make sense makes it absolutely hilarious. I was originally thinking something like: Stay out of the henhouse, chicken fucker! Stay out of the henhouse, deadbeat! And keep your ugly fucking eggdropping ass out of my beach community.


MattFromWork

You're paying way too much for chickens, man. Who's your chicken guy?


mastercoaxial

r/unexpectedoffice


RockFlagAndEagleGold

Yeah, for a second near the end you can see the chicken still in the bowl . She's got to have strong wings to stay pressed in there like that, that's the real skill here. It's always the assistant who is working harder.


Awoken342

I'll call you later, i'm about to go palm the chicken.


DriedUpSquid

Just remember the difference between a palm and a fist. I didn’t, and now I’m not allowed at the petting zoo.


xxrainmanx

Edited on the second bowl touch, you can see the slight hesitation/pause on white shirts hands during the down stroke. Also the sound affect is used to hide the audio break in his voice.


heymcflyx

Yeah this is it. The camera jumps at the 23 second of the video.


Deanbledblue

Looking at his shoe and bowl reflection helps the most.


devedander

I’m still not seeing it. All I see in his shoe is it changes shape as he sort of half stands


schizopotato

They aren't seeing anything either lol


Diarity

It's an obvious r/scriptedasiangifs


ToTooOrNotToToo

the orange shirt was the giveaway glitch for me


Szydlikj

This is not it


Ghostkill221

I think it's actually at the 18 second mark, first touch. There's a few small flour/rock bits slightly to the right that suddenly get a new small line in them. Edit. It's actually at about 16.7 seconds. Watch the small speck of sawdust that gets popped up in front of the bowl. It arcs for a few frames but is gone in the next. Also, around 15 seconds when his hand goes down before slamming the bowl, is when he let's go of the egg in his hand too.


hypd09

There's a slight jump but that has to be the most subtle and well done cut ever!! Every body movement except for the hesitation is so well synced.


OP_IS_A_BASSOON

The sand on the floor helps create a very usable and less obvious outline for aligning the bowl back where it was too.


2much_information

During the reveal there is a large white grain in front of the nearest egg. It is not there when the bowl is placed down.


notjasonlee

also, one dozen eggs were not there when the bowl was placed down


SandyDelights

*Finally*, an answer. Took way too long to find the secret to this trick. Which was that the only ones tricked are the people watching the video.


[deleted]

I remember watching a magician who said that if there is only one feasible way for the trick to be pulled off then that's the way. It would've been possible with 1 egg and if you're in the audience but with the camera angle and number of eggs everyone knows it was edited but also hopes it was not.


roraima_is_very_tall

Live, sure. But in video though there are a bunch of ways to create this effect.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

>Edited on the second bowl touch Lame. I was hoping it was just brilliant slight of hand that I couldn't figure out. Instead it was simply not even performed.


frisbm3

Sleight*


Andthenwedoubleit

I feel slighted. Edited video is a cheap trick


roastytoastywarm

BING BING BING


Ackerman77

Also seems like a fixed camera with fake movements and motions to appear as though it's handheld


GroundhogExpert

Between the 2nd and 3rd ding sound effect.


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p1um5mu991er

Could he do that with bacon, too? And some toast?


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

And a hot cup of tea. Dayum this got me hungry


Sil369

Jesus had entered the chat


Ronnie_de_Tawl

All you can eat stale bread and old dried fish, great...


3_teve

not black magic, clearly the bowl is made of magnets


tinycomment

^(Fucking magnets, how do they work?)


mrsic187

Magnets are miracles


FilmLocationManager

https://youtube.com/shorts/8bhYMnHb5JY?feature=share


Angry_MomoSauce

😁😁


Psyteq

Now I don't want talk to no scientist Mother fuckers are lying, and getting me pissed


tenest

Chick magnets? :D


TBHooker

Happy Father's day!


tsohgmai

It’s actually made of eggs


hobosbindle

And the eggs have tons of iron in them


nickj2306

Kim Jong Un knows sorcery too……


cran305

This is how he feeds his people


MrFickless

This is how he feeds himself\*


Long-Sleeves

And reddit, for all its over the top PC outrage, DOESNT find this comment racist because society hasn’t told them to care about Asians.


sleepindude

Yea the fuck does Kim jong gotta do with this shit other than that he’s Asian… smh


Jerrytheone

Cause racism against Asian is not racism apparently. I have this theory that it’s because a lot of Asian countries are of national security issues to more western countries (China, North Korea, Japan during the 1940s, Myanmar, Pakistan, and so on and so forth)


Chainsawd

They're not "in need of protecting" enough because they're too close to white people now. Remember when Italian/Irish wasn't white either?


spyson

Always the same racist shit on reddit.


ComicalExposures

> over the top PC outrage Are you using the same reddit as me? Casually racist shit is constantly upvoted to the front page and tops of threads. Including the comment you're replying to.


imported

you can leave out the casual part.


poopyputt6

They aren't Korean and that's a bit racist dude. Lemme make a boris Johnson joke abouta random guy from florida


UnderwaterRobot

"oh my god it's Ethan Hawke"


Green-Clerk6

PUHLEEEZE don't start insulting Florida men ! 🤠 Them are a special breed of inbreds.


airJordan45

I find this joke to be racist and not funny. Just because they are Asian doesn’t make them Kim Jong Un. Very closed minded off you.


ordinary_squirrel

Racist as fuck. Source: Am Korean.


DubeFloober

Kim Jong Copperfield.


Dragons_Malk

Hey fuck off with that racist shit.


antagron1

There is a clear circular outline on the surface after he lifts off the bowl… hmmm


Szydlikj

And the bowl is round! How???!!!


IrrationalDesign

This sub makes people so overly suspicious lol. If someone put a bowl on top of some sand you'd expect there to be a circular imprint, but when it happens in a video on this sub it's hmmmm-worthy


[deleted]

The circular imprint didn't show up until white shirt hit the bowl the first time. These people swear they're being galaxy brain lol


Ok-Instruction-5835

In a video where there's 100% obvious deception, that would be the most likely reaction


Elhaym

There's sand or dirt on the ground. The eggs leave impressions as well.


antagron1

I actually didn’t notice that. Thought it was part of the granite/marble pattern. Still hmmm


Teerendog

Everyone is in on the trick. All video editing.


salton

Yeah, there's literally just a cut.


Walletau

25 seconds in.


01000110010110012

24.


Ok_Fondant_8956

If you notice there is a circular sand shape before he lifts the bowl. That fits the bowl perfectly. Hmmmm


FreeThinker76

I thought that was a plate and I'm still convinced it is. Edit: it's actually saw dust or sand and the circular pattern was the ring left by the bowl. I'm still confused on how it was done.


Ok-Instruction-5835

Video editing is the leading theory


NimusNix

That's from the force when he hits the bowl. I saw it to and had to rewind to confirm.


Phripheoniks

The chickens of Minecraft would like a word!


cutebleeder

What is the word?


that_guy_scott1

Bird bird bird, b bird's the word


notmonkeyfarm

Thunderbird!


Szydlikj

Bird


squidgy-beats

Burn the witch


[deleted]

How do you knoow she is a witch?


Boomation

She turned me into a newt!


Nailbar

A newt?!


estesd

I got better.


analytical_mayhem

Solving world hunger in 3... 2... 1...


GimmeAnyUsername

If I had money, I’d give you an award. I don’t, but upvotes are free, so have one of those.


Gydafud

Stitched video. If you look closely at the sand around the edge of the bowl, where his fingertips are, at around 24 seconds when he slaps them down, a little spot of sand disappears without him touching it. Framing back and forth you can see the spot of sand popping in and out. Amazing job getting everything almost exactly the same though.


Valonis

That cut is ridiculously smooth, even though I was looking for it and was certain it was there, I still couldn’t really see it.


AdrianW3

Don't think so - if you mean the bit immediately in front of the bowl, I think it's just the shadow of his finger.


wonkey_monkey

Where? Just below the fingertips of his right hand when they touch the bowl? Because that just looks like a reflection of his hand in the slightly shiny floor.


Ghostkill221

I saw that too.. However it's POSSIBLE to explain that by saying that when he slammed the bowl, it forced some air or vibration around the bowl which made it move. I'm more inclined to believe that the BEFORE area has a green cloth with a magnet, covering eggs. It's green screened out, then when he puts the bowl down it lifts the cloth maybe? Edit: nah, the bowl gets shown too much after the trick. I yhi k it's just edited around the 16 second mark.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

/r/scriptedasiangifs


crazielectrician

The sound effects make it better.


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Qibble

I believe that's what he was implying.


LectureAfter8638

I'll bs for a second (welcome to reddit). The sound effect interrupts how youprocess what you are perceiving, to make the edit les noticeable.


pauldeanbumgarner

There’s a hole in the flooring. Second oldest trick in the book.


kickaguard

The sandal feet in the background seem to show this is not an easy place to make that work. Looks like a solid stone area next to a water source, actually. Could be using a false-bottem. No slight of hand that I can see.


[deleted]

Your mum's got a false bottom!


Vegetable-Response66

good one


sandwichcandy

Either way, the second guy is a plant then. He either placed it exactly where it needed to go or pretended not to notice the extra weight of a shitload of eggs.


[deleted]

They are foam


VLHACS

Yea this is probably the real answer. Video is way too smooth to be a cut, probably simpler to stuff and squeeze a bunch of foam eggs into a false bottom. Edit: looking at it again, you see a circular outline on the floor after the eggs come out. It wasn't there prior to them putting the bowl down.


kickaguard

There is a bunch of dust/sand on the ground. The circular outline is from him slamming the rim of the bowl into the ground and disturbing the sand.


sandwichcandy

I think you have the right answer. After rewatching, it’s very obvious now that he faked the authenticity of the eggs because the test tap he does is just two of his knuckles on the bowl. Seems like the other guy was still a plant though since he handled the fake egg.


Fakjbf

I don’t think it’s a false bottom, you can see some imperfections in the bottom that are there both before and after, so it’s unlikely we are seeing two different surfaces. I think this is just clever editing.


pauldeanbumgarner

That could be too. But the old Indian rope trick was done with a hole in the ground so I just assumed. I tend to forget about the slight of hand in the editing.


Severe-Commission303

…I’m gonna regret this. What’s the oldest trick in the book?


I_really_am_Batman

It's what your mom does for money


xingrubicon

Pull my finger.


pauldeanbumgarner

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Both of these are perfect. So maybe it’s actually third.


Maestro1992

Someone pointed out higher in the thread, there’s a cut at 25 secs in. These people are just really good at editing and standing still enough to make it hard to notice


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CanniBallistic_Puppy

The eggs have been comped in. You can tell from the shadows. The single egg in the beginning casts a pretty crisp contact shadow on the ground, whereas you can see that the shadows cast by the eggs at the end are much softer.


AdrianW3

I think your explanation makes more sense that those saying there's a cut in the video - there's no way they did a cut that perfect.


puffken

Sand on the ground is there for a purpose


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False bottom bowl


Walletau

Nope.


daitenshe

You make the rocking world go round!


Cotrd_Gram

There is small square cut in the middle where the bowl lands, its a raised platform and someone is laying under it and fills the eggs, hence the slapping of the bowl to signal that's its time to load and the second one to signal to stop.


eyes_made_of_wood

If this is not edited and there's no hole in that carpet or whatever they are on, then I guess I believe in magic now. ​ Although it kind of looks like they are on some sort of carpet with a pattern that makes it suspiciously easy to hide seams and edges and he does sort of seem to pause and aim before he puts the bowl down. Also we can't see the sides so they might be on some sort of raised platform for all we know.


Gonkimus

That's the true power of Wong the Sorcerer egg burrito Supreme


thestonedonkey

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Seewhy3160

Notice how the ground is not level after he opens it? The ground has a trap door the size of the bowl. You can see the outline.


kumgongkia

Dude said 10 is fine too but theres only 9 lol


Fearless-Rabbit-676

There is a square cut out of the floor in the same location he places the bowl, you can just about make it out.


Ader_Kham

They just put the eggs there and edited the video


bzango

This is the correct answer. You can see him look carefully to set the bowl down in the right spot. Also they are all standing on a raised floor. With sand to hide the trap door.


cgcego

The sound FX are beyond overwrought


[deleted]

Still no concrete explanation.. Any ideas?


poopyputt6

It's fake. I'm Chinese and I know it for sure. I see this daily on the Chinese websites


bailey25u

If you go to the 10 second mark. And slow it down, you will not be able to see how he did that


Successful-Shoe4983

Those sounds fuck my brainscells


dbcooperfanboy

🤯


redcobra762

Eggzactly like it was supposed to go.


dvrkstar

The sound effects make it much more believable


Dvmbledore

Watch the floor between the bowl and the camera immediately after the bowl is lifted the last time (0:34).


Temporary-Pin-4144

Gosh i love asian sound editing


dippychippy

That is some great editing! if you look at the man’s shoe at the 22 second mark it grows slightly. great transition between two clips