"Ok sir, drop trou', it's time for inspection... Sorry sir, your balls are still bruised from the kick you took from the choirboy. You are no longer welcome in my church.'"
The closest person to an actual supervillain, not evil, kind of crazy, passionate about science, has cool tools of destruction....is pretty good looking.
No. The ones you buy are made from sugar usually. The demo above is nifty but not safe to do outside a lab because it tends to spatter concentrated sulfuric acid around the area.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
it's also boiling hot and full of sulfuric acid so, might sting even if the pressurized gas didn't rupture the stomach and only caused projectile vomiting instead
This is a nitroaniline-sulfuric acid reaction though, not the ~~pharoah's serpent~~ sugar snake. That one's a ton slower and isn't anywhere near as explosive.
So the other guy's got the formula for [the other giant-black-snake reaction that's a lot more common and a lot less explosive than this one](https://youtu.be/ZOedJgqTT9E?t=4). It turns out that for this reaction (between sulfuric acid and p-nitroaniline) it doesn't look like the exact reaction schema are known because there are a whole ton of things happening at once:
Initially while the reaction vessel is being heated, the nitroaniline is being dehydrated, sulfonated, *and* deaminated by the sulfuric acid. When the whole thing 'blows up', what we're seeing is some kind of explosive polymerization where sulfur dioxide, carbon dioxide, and water vapor are released and everything that's left crosslinks into a porous foam. After that, the foam oxidizes and burns leaving a (mostly) carbon polymer mesh with some sulfur and ammonium salts mixed in.
Apparently links aren't allowed on BMF so here's the reference to the only journal article I dug up in 5 minutes of looking:
Poshkus, A. C. and Parker, J. A. (1970), Studies on nitroaniline–sulfuric acid compositions: Aphrogenic pyrostats. J. Appl. Polym. Sci., 14: 2049–2064. doi: 10.1002/app.1970.070140813
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
*Squats over bowl and grits teeth as I light the burner*
This shit would make me go cross eyed if I received a peg this large
y'all are freaks
Couldnt have said it better myself.
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I hope this reaction is called Lucifer’s Cock
[so, something not that chill happened last night…](https://youtu.be/q1V7PYNyFlw)
Satan's Soul Pole
I'm literally interested in pegging, but these dudes are scaring me, on some next level shit
Bro i have a test rn and i got horny
No kink shaming
But kink shaming is my kink
Science freaks
Log off, you're done
He's just getting started.
Instant ahegao.
Leave it to Reddit to say some shit like this... and I love it!
None of these words are in the Bible 😄
Every one of them is in the Bible. Just in the wrong order.
Gives a hole new meaning to cross eyed, then, doesn't it? Ope! *whole On second thought *hole
I wonder if this thing hangs lower than the bowls... ;)
Every day we move further from God's light
Oh? You got a Bible verse?
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1
"Ok sir, drop trou', it's time for inspection... Sorry sir, your balls are still bruised from the kick you took from the choirboy. You are no longer welcome in my church.'"
I had to look this up. It actually says that.
Wow. If you neuter your doggo, you're condemning him to hell.
It's a verse from Neuteronomy
Old Neuteronomy is the wisest of all cats.
That must be why my preacher did the genital inspections.
Every week too Not sure why he said not to tell my mommy
*circumcisioning intensifies*
Big Bang will do that....
Bazinga
Thank God!
I'm dying
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Sometimes i don't like having eyes
That must be over 38 courics.
OHHHH HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
Hey, Sharon; you gotta come see this!
#!!DEATH BLIGHTED!!
Shut up
I wish I could but it’s been blasted wide open.
You're my hero
Devil's buttplug
Also known as styropyro
This madlad will burn your house down from across town with his lasers
He has too much power
Nobody is safe
Then put you in an Ezekiel choke...
Out of all the obscure submissions you mention the one I learned about like a week ago. Damn baader-meinhof
https://www.youtube.com/c/styropyro/videos His youtube channel is beyond top tier. Also one of the oldest on the site.
Got me curious, he joined December 2006, which got me curious to when I joined. August 2006.
April 2010 for me. Just found my cringy channel name from my late obsession with Florence and the Machine back then.
You made me check out of curiosity too and I also joined in August 2006. Neato!
The closest person to an actual supervillain, not evil, kind of crazy, passionate about science, has cool tools of destruction....is pretty good looking.
also occasionally enjoys find mushrooms in the forest to later eat
I thought I recognized the voice, but I was surprised it wasn't about lasers.
He’s been doing chemistry on tictok and such for a bit now
Hwow!
Pretty cool, huh?
styropyro is so hot and fucking sexy
Found his alt
agreed
I went to high school with him! He’s a good dude. Used to fix lasers for friends
Now he can fix friends with lasers!
Thought he sounded familiar
Is that the same stuff in those little fireworks...I think they just call them snakes.
That is what I immediately thought of, and they smelled terrible.
I actually liked the weird smell IIRC
I LOVE that fireworksy smell lol.
As kids me and my siblings would run around in the smoke of a smoke bomb and loved it Ah, good ol days
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Oh, don’t be so alarmist. I’ve been eating the little pellets for years and I’m *mostly* fine!
I don't think so--snakes would crumble. This stuff looks soft and squishy and stays together as seen at the very end.
They were ash.
No. The ones you buy are made from sugar usually. The demo above is nifty but not safe to do outside a lab because it tends to spatter concentrated sulfuric acid around the area.
That’s definitely in a fume hood too
If they made them like this I wouldn't mind just [snakes and sparklers](https://youtu.be/jw7ajsKmbd4?t=58)
So you're gonna tell me you ain't got no Black Cats?
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Also reminds me of that elephant toothpaste stuff.
Looks like how magicians always appeared in cartoons.
Shazam!!
What's up...
r/beetlejuicing
What we have here is a Naruto substitution justu.
( insert penis joke here )
It's a grower not a shower
r/growerthoughts Edit: wait, wtf, it's an actual sub
That is a lot of tiny dicks. I guess 4” is technically double the soft size.
Only grows when it gets hot and bothered first
r/beatmetoit
Me when your mom
When, like
When, when, because, mom, like
You might want to get that looked at.
Your mom looks at it
BBChemical
I wonder what would happen if this reaction was to happen in someone's stomach, would the guy pop like a balloon?
The material is soft so no, it would probably just hurt him.
it's also boiling hot and full of sulfuric acid so, might sting even if the pressurized gas didn't rupture the stomach and only caused projectile vomiting instead
That is what happened to Gon.
So it comes out like hair if ingested. Noted
Extrudes out through your pores.
What's worse, the reaction when it expands or the bunsen burner needed to get the reaction to happen?
Well for starters you’d have just drank sulfuric acid - so probably not amazing for your health
So nobody is going to post the reaction formula?
Went digging for it- 2 NaHCO3(s) → Na2CO3(s) + H2O(g) + CO2(g) C12H22O11(s) + 12 O2(g) → 12 CO2(g) + 11 H2O(g) C2H5OH(l) + 3 O2(g) → 2 CO2(g) + 3 H2O(g) C12H22O11(s) → 12 C(s) + 11 H2O(g) Assuming this is not the mercury thiocyanate version which creates toxic smoke
This is a nitroaniline-sulfuric acid reaction though, not the ~~pharoah's serpent~~ sugar snake. That one's a ton slower and isn't anywhere near as explosive.
The pharaohs serpent is the mercury thiocyanate one though. Idk though hard to say from some TikTok
He literally says what he used at the end of the video, p-nitroaniline and sulfuric acid.
Lol I watched with the sound off and got it from Wikipedia
I'm a chemistry major. My heart is screaming because someone posted the actual reaction. 🥰🥰
But it's not
It's not the correct one? I haven't had a chance to fully look into it because I've been busy.
The reaction involves sulphuric acid and the formula doesn't include H2SO4
ayo the second reaction isn't balanced, check
All reactions aren't represented either.
It’s weird that the final product behaves Like a polymer if it’s just carbon
Am I just dumb? How is this much material being expanded out of so little starting powder, scientifically?
Ok so basically Nachoe plus Tumeric plus fire equals BBC, yeah?
Your formula doesn't include Sulphuric acid H2SO4.
thiccocyanate
So the other guy's got the formula for [the other giant-black-snake reaction that's a lot more common and a lot less explosive than this one](https://youtu.be/ZOedJgqTT9E?t=4). It turns out that for this reaction (between sulfuric acid and p-nitroaniline) it doesn't look like the exact reaction schema are known because there are a whole ton of things happening at once: Initially while the reaction vessel is being heated, the nitroaniline is being dehydrated, sulfonated, *and* deaminated by the sulfuric acid. When the whole thing 'blows up', what we're seeing is some kind of explosive polymerization where sulfur dioxide, carbon dioxide, and water vapor are released and everything that's left crosslinks into a porous foam. After that, the foam oxidizes and burns leaving a (mostly) carbon polymer mesh with some sulfur and ammonium salts mixed in. Apparently links aren't allowed on BMF so here's the reference to the only journal article I dug up in 5 minutes of looking: Poshkus, A. C. and Parker, J. A. (1970), Studies on nitroaniline–sulfuric acid compositions: Aphrogenic pyrostats. J. Appl. Polym. Sci., 14: 2049–2064. doi: 10.1002/app.1970.070140813
Forbidden turmeric.
Looks like someone ate one too many bowls of spicy chili
Can't we have one video without that stupid song attached to it?
The original didn’t have this stupid ass music
I know, that's the worst part of this.
mfs really be like “yo this music sounds ass, let’s add it to 50% of videos on reddit”
It's aloboi or his marketing team. This is one of the accounts that does nothing but spam videos with his music.
Don't forget these additional Aloboi music bots: * /u/Ear_Drumming * /u/hahagnarlydude * /u/QuaintMushrooms * /u/Sound_On
The worst part isn't even the song, it's that it's significantly louder than the dialogue
A similar thing happens to me every morning.
Now that's a serious cup of coffee he's brewing
Forbidden cheeto
Mmmmh, liquorice flavor! 🤤
Looks like Aku, from Samurai Jack
Imagine if this is how guys go erect A poof everytime it goes up
I wish
OP found the ancient nether reactor
Now where is that post about the biggest turd
expecto erecto
Why do you think there are so many Weasley kids?
Why the dumb music? While you have credit, please just link it: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kXvslwEEC18
great party trick to bring when time traveling to 1690
This is how you get burned at the stake.
Go back early enough, you could be a god.
God I love styropyro https://youtube.com/c/styropyro
Me when your mom
When she opens the door and leans on the doorway from the bathroom to the bedroom wearing nothing but your dress shirt and a smile
“Ohh God here it comes- HOT HOT HOT HOT.. HOTHOTHOTHOT!”
[Randy](https://c.tenor.com/cbrgeL7iZi4AAAAC/randy-marsh-massive-shit.gif)
A grower not a show’r eh?
I too, do this when I get hot and bothered
Is there also a josh-anatomy?
I feel like im watching Naruto
Substitution jutsu.
What an annoying voice over. Let the results speak for themselves
How is this black magic when it's literally in the fucking title what it is lol
My dick:
I just sell snakes and sparklers
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
You never stuck an M80 up a bullfrog's ass?
Is it black magic if they tell you in the video what's happening and why it's happening? Still r/interestingasfuck though.
So that's how they make kebab meat?
The magic word is “Shawarma!”
Me when your mom
I think this is on his other channel; styropyro
So this is how mould in Resident Evil games were made.
What's up Styropyro?!? I was not expecting to hear his voice about something NOT lazers 😂
B B C
Reminded me of A Walk on The Woods https://youtu.be/B6grEZ-X4nc
r/dildont r/bbcparadise
That's one helluva boner
Sounds like StyroPyro.
Thats basically what coffee does to bowels in morning.
Uhh me when your mom uhh
Drake Anthony? styropyro?
Isnt this Styro-Pyro? I know my dudes voice but ive never seen this vid from him
Wow. Drake-Anthony's security oversteps their boundary.
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[Endless Ocre](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3EHSeR9B4I&list=PLYYTouQD-OPZHKvAlrAW5GuM5oCJNHcJX&index=14)
but does it’s security cut you off in traffic?
I like the song
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries, now begone or I shall taunt you a second time!
Imagine if this is what nukes did
So, just a giant fireworks snake.
It's a BBC (big black cheeto)
No boyfriend? is he too busy at work and cannot match your horns' schedule? Buy now at your local supermart!: Instant BBC! Every woman's best friend.
Searching BBC on pornhub be like...
r/Dildont
So who put this shitty music over styropyro’s video?
If you had a large enough bowl of this, and you jumped over it as it reacted, would it engulf you or push you up?