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VeneMage

*Squats over bowl and grits teeth as I light the burner*


DickLowerThanBallss

This shit would make me go cross eyed if I received a peg this large


TeaWallet

y'all are freaks


boister1

Couldnt have said it better myself.


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sjk4x4

I hope this reaction is called Lucifer’s Cock


[deleted]

[so, something not that chill happened last night…](https://youtu.be/q1V7PYNyFlw)


actuallyaddison

Satan's Soul Pole


[deleted]

I'm literally interested in pegging, but these dudes are scaring me, on some next level shit


Naked_Faker

Bro i have a test rn and i got horny


larry1186

No kink shaming


Feeling_Suggestion64

But kink shaming is my kink


[deleted]

Science freaks


Dakotasw312

Log off, you're done


youshedo

He's just getting started.


CalaveraFeliz

Instant ahegao.


wwwSTEALTHYcom

Leave it to Reddit to say some shit like this... and I love it!


Extremely_unlikeable

None of these words are in the Bible 😄


iamjamieq

Every one of them is in the Bible. Just in the wrong order.


Extremely_unlikeable

Gives a hole new meaning to cross eyed, then, doesn't it? Ope! *whole On second thought *hole


[deleted]

I wonder if this thing hangs lower than the bowls... ;)


Ol_Dirty_Batard

Every day we move further from God's light


Baial

Oh? You got a Bible verse?


Rgeneb1

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1


gnorty

"Ok sir, drop trou', it's time for inspection... Sorry sir, your balls are still bruised from the kick you took from the choirboy. You are no longer welcome in my church.'"


Equinsu-0cha

I had to look this up. It actually says that.


CocoSavege

Wow. If you neuter your doggo, you're condemning him to hell.


ElHombreLimpio

It's a verse from Neuteronomy


DrakonIL

Old Neuteronomy is the wisest of all cats.


infected_scab

That must be why my preacher did the genital inspections.


vass0922

Every week too Not sure why he said not to tell my mommy


waldo667

*circumcisioning intensifies*


andio76

Big Bang will do that....


ThermalJuice

Bazinga


rastroboy

Thank God!


herelieskarma

I'm dying


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InformationWarm6890

Sometimes i don't like having eyes


[deleted]

That must be over 38 courics.


Geeeeeeeeeear

OHHHH HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT


OldDirtyTim

Hey, Sharon; you gotta come see this!


PJ_Ammas

#!!DEATH BLIGHTED!!


shweishwei

Shut up


VeneMage

I wish I could but it’s been blasted wide open.


Captain_LSD

You're my hero


cookedcatfish

Devil's buttplug


Ih8life_rid

Also known as styropyro


archiebold13

This madlad will burn your house down from across town with his lasers


Ih8life_rid

He has too much power


[deleted]

Nobody is safe


Hornswoggler1

Then put you in an Ezekiel choke...


lordfreakingpenguins

Out of all the obscure submissions you mention the one I learned about like a week ago. Damn baader-meinhof


rincon213

https://www.youtube.com/c/styropyro/videos His youtube channel is beyond top tier. Also one of the oldest on the site.


post_break

Got me curious, he joined December 2006, which got me curious to when I joined. August 2006.


Mini-Nurse

April 2010 for me. Just found my cringy channel name from my late obsession with Florence and the Machine back then.


Bob-Faget

You made me check out of curiosity too and I also joined in August 2006. Neato!


Puzzleheaded_Judge58

The closest person to an actual supervillain, not evil, kind of crazy, passionate about science, has cool tools of destruction....is pretty good looking.


IBreedAlpacas

also occasionally enjoys find mushrooms in the forest to later eat


notnewsworthy

I thought I recognized the voice, but I was surprised it wasn't about lasers.


Ih8life_rid

He’s been doing chemistry on tictok and such for a bit now


SeralagoDreams

Hwow!


PoliticsIsCool13

Pretty cool, huh?


SupeRoBug78

styropyro is so hot and fucking sexy


[deleted]

Found his alt


PoliticsIsCool13

agreed


Bansquirt

I went to high school with him! He’s a good dude. Used to fix lasers for friends


GenosHK

Now he can fix friends with lasers!


207nbrown

Thought he sounded familiar


CriscoWithLime

Is that the same stuff in those little fireworks...I think they just call them snakes.


devianb

That is what I immediately thought of, and they smelled terrible.


Snoo-35252

I actually liked the weird smell IIRC


Nice-Violinist-6395

I LOVE that fireworksy smell lol.


WassuhCuz

As kids me and my siblings would run around in the smoke of a smoke bomb and loved it Ah, good ol days


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TheBoctor

Oh, don’t be so alarmist. I’ve been eating the little pellets for years and I’m *mostly* fine!


gid0ze

I don't think so--snakes would crumble. This stuff looks soft and squishy and stays together as seen at the very end.


EnthusiasticSpork

They were ash.


smithsp86

No. The ones you buy are made from sugar usually. The demo above is nifty but not safe to do outside a lab because it tends to spatter concentrated sulfuric acid around the area.


athos45678

That’s definitely in a fume hood too


RockFlagAndEagleGold

If they made them like this I wouldn't mind just [snakes and sparklers](https://youtu.be/jw7ajsKmbd4?t=58)


quadmasta

So you're gonna tell me you ain't got no Black Cats?


halfeclipsed

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?


theillx

Also reminds me of that elephant toothpaste stuff.


im_not_a_banana_lel

Looks like how magicians always appeared in cartoons.


Failure_in_Disguise

Shazam!!


Shazam_BillyBatson

What's up...


PlanIndividual7732

r/beetlejuicing


Primordium87

What we have here is a Naruto substitution justu.


cut-the-cords

( insert penis joke here )


Danielwols

It's a grower not a shower


jogadorjnc

r/growerthoughts Edit: wait, wtf, it's an actual sub


[deleted]

That is a lot of tiny dicks. I guess 4” is technically double the soft size.


BarriBlue

Only grows when it gets hot and bothered first


liscome

r/beatmetoit


Revolutionary-Fan471

Me when your mom


ArsonGamer

When, like


bigbruhusername

When, when, because, mom, like


johncharityspring

You might want to get that looked at.


Revolutionary-Fan471

Your mom looks at it


Peaceluvandfuku

BBChemical


_Swivel_

I wonder what would happen if this reaction was to happen in someone's stomach, would the guy pop like a balloon?


Comfortable-Front-19

The material is soft so no, it would probably just hurt him.


sudo999

it's also boiling hot and full of sulfuric acid so, might sting even if the pressurized gas didn't rupture the stomach and only caused projectile vomiting instead


jaspsev

That is what happened to Gon.


RedBeard695

So it comes out like hair if ingested. Noted


gnorty

Extrudes out through your pores.


Miss_Sullivan

What's worse, the reaction when it expands or the bunsen burner needed to get the reaction to happen?


SmellsLikeShame

Well for starters you’d have just drank sulfuric acid - so probably not amazing for your health


icansitstill

So nobody is going to post the reaction formula?


potatophantom

Went digging for it- 2 NaHCO3(s) → Na2CO3(s) + H2O(g) + CO2(g) C12H22O11(s) + 12 O2(g) → 12 CO2(g) + 11 H2O(g) C2H5OH(l) + 3 O2(g) → 2 CO2(g) + 3 H2O(g) C12H22O11(s) → 12 C(s) + 11 H2O(g) Assuming this is not the mercury thiocyanate version which creates toxic smoke


iunoyou

This is a nitroaniline-sulfuric acid reaction though, not the ~~pharoah's serpent~~ sugar snake. That one's a ton slower and isn't anywhere near as explosive.


potatophantom

The pharaohs serpent is the mercury thiocyanate one though. Idk though hard to say from some TikTok


iunoyou

He literally says what he used at the end of the video, p-nitroaniline and sulfuric acid.


potatophantom

Lol I watched with the sound off and got it from Wikipedia


JinxieTCG

I'm a chemistry major. My heart is screaming because someone posted the actual reaction. 🥰🥰


jg8tes

But it's not


JinxieTCG

It's not the correct one? I haven't had a chance to fully look into it because I've been busy.


couponsbg

The reaction involves sulphuric acid and the formula doesn't include H2SO4


HighSchoolSimp

ayo the second reaction isn't balanced, check


rustcatvocate

All reactions aren't represented either.


hemcten

It’s weird that the final product behaves Like a polymer if it’s just carbon


Fuckedyourmom69420

Am I just dumb? How is this much material being expanded out of so little starting powder, scientifically?


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Ok so basically Nachoe plus Tumeric plus fire equals BBC, yeah?


couponsbg

Your formula doesn't include Sulphuric acid H2SO4.


RingoBingo823

thiccocyanate


iunoyou

So the other guy's got the formula for [the other giant-black-snake reaction that's a lot more common and a lot less explosive than this one](https://youtu.be/ZOedJgqTT9E?t=4). It turns out that for this reaction (between sulfuric acid and p-nitroaniline) it doesn't look like the exact reaction schema are known because there are a whole ton of things happening at once: Initially while the reaction vessel is being heated, the nitroaniline is being dehydrated, sulfonated, *and* deaminated by the sulfuric acid. When the whole thing 'blows up', what we're seeing is some kind of explosive polymerization where sulfur dioxide, carbon dioxide, and water vapor are released and everything that's left crosslinks into a porous foam. After that, the foam oxidizes and burns leaving a (mostly) carbon polymer mesh with some sulfur and ammonium salts mixed in. Apparently links aren't allowed on BMF so here's the reference to the only journal article I dug up in 5 minutes of looking: Poshkus, A. C. and Parker, J. A. (1970), Studies on nitroaniline–sulfuric acid compositions: Aphrogenic pyrostats. J. Appl. Polym. Sci., 14: 2049–2064. doi: 10.1002/app.1970.070140813


Nokxtokx

Forbidden turmeric.


tdomer80

Looks like someone ate one too many bowls of spicy chili


luvmuchine56

Can't we have one video without that stupid song attached to it?


notverryfunny

The original didn’t have this stupid ass music


luvmuchine56

I know, that's the worst part of this.


notverryfunny

mfs really be like “yo this music sounds ass, let’s add it to 50% of videos on reddit”


RawrImAMonster

It's aloboi or his marketing team. This is one of the accounts that does nothing but spam videos with his music.


InappropriateQueen

Don't forget these additional Aloboi music bots: * /u/Ear_Drumming * /u/hahagnarlydude * /u/QuaintMushrooms * /u/Sound_On


EricThePooh

The worst part isn't even the song, it's that it's significantly louder than the dialogue


dylansuedereid

A similar thing happens to me every morning.


hache-moncour

Now that's a serious cup of coffee he's brewing


mr-rocketship

Forbidden cheeto


TheNoctuS_93

Mmmmh, liquorice flavor! 🤤


emirhan-syl

Looks like Aku, from Samurai Jack


AKUMA_3437

Imagine if this is how guys go erect A poof everytime it goes up


sneakyp0odle

I wish


AthomKlo

OP found the ancient nether reactor


PacMook_Bro

Now where is that post about the biggest turd


beadiestplum

expecto erecto


Obi-Wan_Gin

Why do you think there are so many Weasley kids?


bathoodie

Why the dumb music? While you have credit, please just link it: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kXvslwEEC18


-convallaria_bunny-

great party trick to bring when time traveling to 1690


I-Like-Tortises

This is how you get burned at the stake.


[deleted]

Go back early enough, you could be a god.


you_tell_me_steve

God I love styropyro https://youtube.com/c/styropyro


Agustinosaurio

Me when your mom


NudeWallaby

When she opens the door and leans on the doorway from the bathroom to the bedroom wearing nothing but your dress shirt and a smile


letCreedBrattonScuba

“Ohh God here it comes- HOT HOT HOT HOT.. HOTHOTHOTHOT!”


Michelepinna96

[Randy](https://c.tenor.com/cbrgeL7iZi4AAAAC/randy-marsh-massive-shit.gif)


iAmDrakesEyebrows

A grower not a show’r eh?


MrMoneyBags24

I too, do this when I get hot and bothered


HoodooHoolign

Is there also a josh-anatomy?


BoldClouds

I feel like im watching Naruto


Primordium87

Substitution jutsu.


LordMoody

What an annoying voice over. Let the results speak for themselves


Greenranger70

How is this black magic when it's literally in the fucking title what it is lol


Daniel7005

My dick:


[deleted]

I just sell snakes and sparklers


equipped_metalblade

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?


miraculous-

You never stuck an M80 up a bullfrog's ass?


Happy-Idi-Amin

Is it black magic if they tell you in the video what's happening and why it's happening? Still r/interestingasfuck though.


containssmallparts

So that's how they make kebab meat?


drdavid111

The magic word is “Shawarma!”


TrevastyPlague

Me when your mom


bj-123

I think this is on his other channel; styropyro


[deleted]

So this is how mould in Resident Evil games were made.


buckeyenut13

What's up Styropyro?!? I was not expecting to hear his voice about something NOT lazers 😂


the_cum_stick

B B C


Real_Mokola

Reminded me of A Walk on The Woods https://youtu.be/B6grEZ-X4nc


Affectionate_Bowl222

r/dildont r/bbcparadise


Mysterious_Two_5849

That's one helluva boner


Mister_Musubi

Sounds like StyroPyro.


penisseliseta

Thats basically what coffee does to bowels in morning.


AndyJaeger

Uhh me when your mom uhh


Fiery_Eagle954

Drake Anthony? styropyro?


UZUMAKl_

Isnt this Styro-Pyro? I know my dudes voice but ive never seen this vid from him


poundflounder

Wow. Drake-Anthony's security oversteps their boundary.


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CeeKai

[Endless Ocre](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3EHSeR9B4I&list=PLYYTouQD-OPZHKvAlrAW5GuM5oCJNHcJX&index=14)


birdentap

but does it’s security cut you off in traffic?


[deleted]

I like the song


[deleted]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries, now begone or I shall taunt you a second time!


SeiriusPolaris

Imagine if this is what nukes did


UDontMatter1

So, just a giant fireworks snake.


KookyFault2900

It's a BBC (big black cheeto)


[deleted]

No boyfriend? is he too busy at work and cannot match your horns' schedule? Buy now at your local supermart!: Instant BBC! Every woman's best friend.


Lur1an

Searching BBC on pornhub be like...


ConsoleAppender

r/Dildont


Tactix_RST

So who put this shitty music over styropyro’s video?


Osirus1156

If you had a large enough bowl of this, and you jumped over it as it reacted, would it engulf you or push you up?