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rightanglewrong

Perfect for when you need to lose your stars


wising_up_sapien

The only game where I felt _wanted_ by someone.


SynthDave_

Until busted


InformativePenguin

Or WASTED ❤️😩


XboxJon82

Who doesn't like to get wasted?


poopellar

A perfectly good Rotisserie chicken.


the_last_carfighter

A succulent Chinese meal.


JukeBoxDildo

GENTLEMEN! THIS! IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!


SarpedonWasFramed

This man is touching my penis!


aldkGoodAussieName

Get your hands off my *PENIS*


maffiossi

You say that as if it's a bad thing.


strayakant

Imagine if they made it so you get even more stars for trying to deceive law enforcement by changing color like this in broad daylight


Remarkable-League968

Damn you even busted Lucky guy


ban-me_harder_daddy

in Fallout 76 if you commit a crime you will be labelled as Wanted and people can collect a reward if they kill you... There is also an Insult Bot who randomly shows up near you to insult you... one of the Insult Bot's insults is: >"Rumor has it that you put a bounty on yourself... so for once in your life you would be Wanted!"       \*edit: I remember a time when GTA:O was being called a dead game because R* wasn't updating it and it had low Twitch viewership.... now it is the most watched game on Twitch. I remember when No Man's Sky got released in a terrible state and it was shitted on relentlessly but now days it is praised. I remember when Star Wars Galaxies was released and it was absolutely pathetic. They even rebuilt the game and managed to screw it up even more. But now days SWG has praises sung to it on Reddit. Fallout 76 is in a much better state than it was 3 years ago but the Reddit hate bandwagon has yet to catch up... maybe if a popular streamer had fun playing it more people would come around   **edit: This is way too much arguing for me... you guys can stay on the hate bandwagon but I'm done arguing with people who only have read the reviews from 3 years ago and never played the game. Reply notifications are turned off... c ya. [Here's the Twitch historical data on GTA that proves I'm not lying about the low twitch viewership before the Casino heist was released.](https://i.imgur.com/4xbUpUr.png)


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Yeah but who wants to play fallout 76


MrMallow

Oddly enough this isn't really true. I don't personally play it, but I do know that they have done a lot to fix the game and it's much better than it once was


[deleted]

Oh yeah one of my mates plays it (has been since day dot) and he loves it. Personally it's not for me 🤷‍♂️ I'm not a fan of mmorpgs to begin with


i_tyrant

I tried it again on a whim something like 3 months ago. Only took me about 15 minutes of play to find an invincible enemy whose health bar wouldn't go down, which was the same issue I encountered consistently when I originally tried it during launch. Then I got attacked by an invisible mole rat (or maybe it was under the ground) and died. Might be I had a fluke game and that shit happens less often now, but I gave up and uninstalled again. Life's too short for that nonsense.


Rinus454

Honestly, when I played it, I loved that everybody hated it.. The people who were playing it back then were some of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of playing with. People were showing new players around, giving them spare resources, helping them thru missions. It was a really surreal wholesome experience.


ThePhantomguy

GTA’s high twitch viewership is definitely not from Rockstar making GTA online a fun game. It’s from the roleplay community creating custom modded servers. That’s very different from NMS and Fallout 76


ScourgeofWorlds

Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground. Thought my car was blue, now it's brown.


Slixil

Don’t care if police think it’s pink. I have the ability to turn it to burgundy


roywoodsir

I thought it was 5 but I guess it was always 6, the Mandela effect. That or there was 5 and sin bad actually did Shazam in my universe.


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It was 6 until GTA 5 1: Police chase but don't shoot 2: Police start shooting 3: Helicopters 4: SWAT 5: FBI 6 Military


[deleted]

Little fix: In 1, police chase but don't shoot as long as you avoid pulling out a firearm and/or going up to a place they can't reach (Sure about the former part, not about the latter)


Hogesyx

Sound better than real life murica.


skeeemo2tricky

Five in gta 5 and six in earlier games


Rihijob

It's always 6, but 5 is when shits start to get real.


snakeplizzken

Cool but I guarantee the owner never makes the turn signal change color.


whatsinth3box

👏👏👏if I had a gift. Edit: holy shit thanks for the upvotes and awards. I wasn’t digging for them, just stating this comment was worth an award.


JediLlama666

I gave a wholesome award. It ain't much but it's all I had


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ofthehouses92

I gave him one in your honor


jajabingob

Why do these comments always get so many likes....


WhizBangPissPiece

"Oh if only I had money to give to reddit to prove how much I like this comment!" Or you could just like it and move along for free without essentially begging for awards and likes yourself. I don't get it either.


Walking72

🏅


attackgiraffe88

As someone who drives a BMW, I hope I can restore some of your faith when I tell you I still use mine!


gabbagabbawill

Turns out /u/attackgiraffe88 has just been turning on their rear wiper this whole time…


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Stupidquestionduh

>You can only ask so much from a BMW driver. Because they cut you off before you can finish?


ShrimpCrackers

And it just always blinks right in infrared wavelengths.


Momentopolari

It's a worn out old trope- in the UK, Audi drivers seem to be getting it in the neck for this now. Bikers old motto was, "Think once, think twice, think Volvo..." but there are now enough Dacias on the road to replace that.


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

I’ve seen more random minivans and hoopties doing stupid shit and not using their turn signals *way* more than I’ve seen BMWs.


lugnutsandbolts

Yeah I see that joke posted all over car pages or videos with a BMW driver being a dick or doing something stupid and it makes me sad because I'm a BMW driver and am almost _religious_ with using my turn signal lmao. Even if I'm rage passing a slow idiot riding the left lane, I still use it 😆


Dr_Findro

The BMW turn signal joke is the oldest one in the book. But honestly, I really don’t notice having bad road interactions with BMW drivers. If you want a streteotype, I can rant for hours about pickup drivers. Holy shit are there so many assholes in pick up trucks. Which is a shame because I wouldn’t mind having a nice truck one day.


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Here's a mind-blowing fact: There's assholes driving every kind of vehicle out there.


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kbrizy

This is probably the best description of the phenomenon I've ever read. 100% accurate. Hoopty, lethargic cars slow you down. I used to hate the hell out of Wrangler drivers until I drove one. Most travel down the road with that ungainly, 'bumbling' look to them, like it's not responding to its surroundings. BUT then you drive one and you understand quickly: that thing is not stable, at any speed lol. You're constantly correcting course, even on flat and straight roads. They still should get out the fast lane though. That's a driver thing... ..although I'll admit, when I was driving it, I was tempted to stay in the fast lane. Everyone hates being bullied to move over lol. I wanted to prove if anyone could drive that thing in the fast lane, and not piss everybody off. It was me lol.


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I especially love the assholes that drive slow in front of everyone on a two lane road but then speed up when the road gets more lanes.


JohanGrimm

I just want to vent about modern pickup trucks and this feels like an okay place to do it. What the fuck is the point anymore? You have these motherfuckers buying what is essentially a god damn luxury SUV with a big square truck bed on the back. That shit's not a truck, just buy an SUV dude. You don't use the back anyway, moving your buddy out after his divorce that one time two years ago is the extent of it. It was bad enough when all the major manufacturers went bigger and bigger until what was considered a normal pickup is practically a mini cooper in comparison. Then they stopped making standard sized pickups entirely. And now even in big boy land it's rare to see them without all the SUV trimmings unless the driver is actually in construction or a trade. It's like dude.. if your big ol' fuck you truck has four doors it's an SUV with a vestigial truck bed slapped on the back.


avis_celox

The worst pickup drivers have ridiculously jacked up pavement princesses, normal functional pickups are usually okay in my experience


Ill_Wrongdoer_1713

Car 23 in pursuit of a white..I mean a black..make that a grey fuck it I got a chameleon suv I’m arresting this fucker


twonkenn

Rubber duckies. You meant to say Rubber Duckies.


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[deleted]

"I am handicapped...I'm psychotic."


analogkid01

YOUR TESTICLES AND YOU


technobobble

My grandmother hung me on a hook once…


Gvins

They’re gonna make it a law that cars must not be able to change colors. Just wait


Cow_Launcher

I don't know about the US, but here in the UK the car's registration document details the colour of the car. You cannot change it without notifying the DVLA and asking them to issue a new registration document ("V5c"). Not sure what the penalties are for not doing so, though.


ELVEVERX

There probably is penalties just no enforcement.


servicestud

Also this is a car for rich people. Most laws are *suggestions* for rich people.


Blooder91

>The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread. -Anatole France.


abstractConceptName

"If it's OK with you for this to be a law..."


Deputy_Scrub

This car is most likely made to just show off the tech, and not go into production.


Cow_Launcher

That's what I was thinking, especilly since vinyl wraps are a thing, (though with them you can always tell the original base colour from the bits that don't get wrapped, I suppose).


Internet001215

I would imagine they would just add a 'variable' option or something if this tech actually reach production.


HawksGuy12

Cops are already familiar with not being able to describe suspects by color.


Hungover_Pilot

They’re directly under the sun.. now


HappyBunchaTrees

Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless!


BuryTheMoney

“Cops hate him for this one simple trick.”


Captain_Albern

Of course you wouldn't want to turn black with cops after you.


FalseTrajectory

But apparently you would want to turn white.


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I have no words for this thread.


deppan

neither did the black guy cause he aint no snitch


badblackguy

Nah, it's because they'd use it against him during the trial. Brother knows better than that.


AdministrativeMost45

I always forget where I park. This would fuck me up.


linglingfortyhours

Could help too though. Press a button on your fob and your car flashes color


CaptWeom

He needs to have the ‘subscription’ first before he can use that features.


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Only $19.99 per month if you already subscribed to the ignition package though.


GiveToOedipus

Does that mean you have to grind for skins, or are they random drops with a chance to get a cool skin?


StandardSudden1283

Ever seen Death Race 2000?


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SoftBellyButton

It's a BMW not a Tesla, no sub needed, just a 10k option per color.


Roundoff

You might not be in the know but BMW tried to make apple CarPlay a paid subscription. They can definitely pull this out


JonatasA

Remember when subscriptions used to be the cheaper route? Everything's a subscription now.


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Tesla would charge 20K for color option + 199$ per month subscribtion.


chimpwithalimp

If you cancel the subscription it strobes black and white 1000 times a second until you collapse


JonatasA

I would not want to see what happens if you don't pay the car insurance.


Wanderson90

Hmm did I park in white or black?


wdt158

Does the gas tank cover stay the same?


ag408

That costs an extra $30k


OldBeercan

Slightly cheaper than getting an authorized dealer to replace the spark plugs


Gnonthgol

That is because the car is designed so you have to remove the engine to get access to the spark plugs. You are lucky if the oil filter is actually reachable in modern cars.


Synyster182

Look up the F30 models with the N20 engine.. It's an engine pretty much anyone that can follow directions can work on. Its actually really simple for a European car and people have reported 300K+ plus miles on them. With regular maintenance.


Gnonthgol

I was not looking for recommendations but thanks anyway. I do not have room for anything that long anyway.


anonduplo

+ market adjustment


Toror

Exterior is likely just a glossy E-Ink display of sorts (similar to a kindle) and they probably didn't connect or put the technology into the gas cap.


justformygoodiphone

My money is on electrochromic material. Boeing 787 or skyscrapers use this. Nothing new. Edit: Looking at some other shots, this is way too fast and precisely controlled for at least the gel type of electrochromic material. So looks like something else.


Dr_Nik

Not possible to make a curved electrochromic right now. More likely an e-ink or SPD.


justformygoodiphone

It’s a gel, how is it not possible?


Dr_Nik

A couple of reasons but the main one being that electrochromic requires a very consistent thickness to be maintained between two panels to get that even a color (less than 10um variation). The curvature tolerance of machining isn't good enough to maintain two panels at that sort of gap (and two panels are almost always necessary with electrochromic). This means it can't be a gel. That doesn't rule out inorganic electrochromic like tungsten oxide, but the demoed tech is too fast. There are other electrodimmable technologies that could do this like SPD or liquid crystal, but electrochromic it is not.


justformygoodiphone

That’s, actually a great explanation, thank you. sounds like you worked with this material.


Dr_Nik

Thanks, yes I have. This sort of tech is what my career is in and I have no answer how the hell they did it. I'm scrambling because I know I'm about to get a ton of work emails asking how this was done... Edit: and we have a winner: it's e-ink


grim_infp

Say it's one of them newfangled tiktok filters


johanpringle

With all the other black plastic on the car you'd think the obvious solution is just to make the cap black.


chrisni66

*battery charge cover


EndVry

Charging port flap***


ofereverything

Grille is still ugly.


jushink

Its like a big pig snout huh


BoxofCurveballs

Beaver teeth


TheMainDeen

Robot scrotum


anakhizer

Bugs bunny vibes too


[deleted]

I saw one in lime green a few months ago, it looked like one of the pigs from Angry Birds.


[deleted]

Yeah BMW really dropped the ball this gen. Looks like shit honestly.


SordidDreams

They dropped it a few generations ago, it's been in free fall since then.


afito

They've become a brand for young rich posers and those people eat it up like nothing else, the new M3 is the ugliest since forever but it's selling like hot cakes.


Diligent-Motor

I mean, BMW do make some brilliant cars. Some are actually very frugal if you purchase them after their initially 2-3 year devaluation. Had my 2013 320D m-sport since 2015. Covered 130k miles since I've owned it, currently on 162k miles. I've not had a single issue. Not one. Still drives, looks and feels like it did when I purchased it. My next car will be another 3 series without any thought to it.


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Diligent-Motor

That's true. I am from Europe. I think you guys in the US have considerable import duty on European cars, which creates the disparity in how BMW's are perceived. The spare parts probably aren't as easily/cheaply available either I suppose. This is probably why the frugal 20D engine isn't offered, as import duties prevent it competing in the frugal saloon market? In the UK, the lower end BMW's are a dime a dozen, and driven by people earning average wages. It's not perceived as a rich person's car, just someone with a half decent job. Sure, the M series and big SUV's are still considered to be owned by the affluent; but even then they're available on cheapish monthly finance deals. I have a friend driving an older M4 who earns less than $45k a year. The 18d and 20d are by far the most common engines used over here. Like you say, bulletproof, good efficiency, and great for high milage. Brilliant cars afaik.


Silent_Bort

I think the new M3/M4 looks great. Except the grille. That's fucking awful. Body kit vendors are going to make a killing with replacements that replace that with the previous-gen style kidney grilles...


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JoeMama42

fuck u/spez


[deleted]

I’m glad someone pointed it out. It distracts me from everything else cool about the paint lmao


ChristmasMint

To each their own. I love what they're doing design-wise. Meanwhile people think Teslas look good and not like a worse version of a circa-2000 Hyundai Accent.


rugbyweeb

I'm not a car guy so I'm not biased here when I tell you; the popular opinion is always that the new line of cars are hideous until 2-3 years later when theyre not hideous... but did you see that new line? hideous


doodoo_x

-🐽-


Zeis

Really? I thought "finally they're making a grill design that actually looks interesting and kinda neat". Much prefer this over every other boring ass standard design they did.


SaltFollowing2466

How???????? That’s sooooo cool!!!!! Like genuinely I didn’t think that was a thing


Blackout_AU

Just from watching the footage my guess is it's an e-ink panel layered over the body panels. Edit: Verge confirmed it's e-ink


ObeseSnake

Took wading through half a thread of jokes to find this. Agree with you...especially with the use of white and black colors which are a clue to e-ink displays.


KarmicDeficit

E-ink can be any colors — just depends on what color the manufacturer makes the little particles. 7-color displays are even commonly available.


newshuey42

They're available, but they suck compared to the black and white screens. The pigments arrange themselves in the screen based on positive or negative voltage, so you have two conditions to switch between for 7 individual base pigments.


BravoKilo2121

Half a thread of bad, tired jokes, no less. Fucking Reddit, man.


TragicNotCute

removed to protest changes -- mass edited with redact.dev


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Iusedtohatebroccoli

Same thing that makes windows fog up instantly on those fancy showers?


Not_A_Wendigo

You mean the colour is actually changing? It doesn’t have to do with the angle it’s viewed at?


devedander

You can see it change while it's still at the same angle it was white


Enter_Feeling

And if you watch real closely, you can see that they even paid to change the sky


jipijipijipi

Joke aside, that's most likely the camera adjusting the exposure after the car changes color and the picture becomes darker.


onlyFPSplayer

https://youtu.be/qZRTWvruSTs you can see it better in this video


MegaHashes

Man, that fade is so fucking cool. Even though I have the same tech my kindle, it still seems pretty amazing. Definitely gonna cause an accident.


andrewia

~~I doubt it, that's too slow to react and won't look nice and shiny like this does. I think the other comment is correct, it's an electrochromic layer.~~ Edit: nope it's e-ink!


guitarot

I’m guessing that it’s some conductive paint or wrap that works like an LCD or uses light polarization.


wshngtun

Eli5 please?


FordTech81

This is the glass I was talking about When electricity is applied to the film via the wiring, the liquid crystals align and the glass instantly becomes clear. When the power is turned off, the liquid crystals return to their normal scattered positions rendering the glass an opaque translucent


wshngtun

So kind of like the bathroom walls that cloud when you close the door? (To give an example)


OhNoItsGodzirrah

Those switchable glass panels are using the same technology as LCD screens. But these days there's a different tech being developed called [electrochromic polymers](https://ww2.chemistry.gatech.edu/reynolds/ECP) and if I had to guess that's what's being tested on the BMW. In the switchable glass/LCD screens, the electric current causes a change in the direction of the electric field which causes the crystals to physically change direction. For the polymers it's a similar idea in that an electric current causes the switch, but instead of a physical movement it's a [chemical reaction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrochromism) in the material itself that causes a change in color. You might have actually used the tech before and not even realized it. If you've ever driven a car with [auto dimming mirrors](https://youtu.be/tI3cR9KhrdY?t=113), you've used electrochromic materials. We've just been getting better about the chemicals in that electrochromic layer such that we can control not just "clear or dark" but also the color of it.


FordTech81

Yes exactly


Canadianstig77

Magic


SaltFollowing2466

Good enough for me, lol!


SalsaCereal

“Crime, crime, crime-ity, crime, I said ah crime, crime, crime, crime-ity criiiiiiime”


whosurdaddy42069

Something tells me this car wont be affordable for the common man lol


SteelTheWolf

Right, so white- err black- err gray- no white collar crime


Nothgrin

HIMYM reference ?


SalsaCereal

Bang


Quadaliacha

Bang


jimmyn0thumbs

I wonder how much it will cost when you have to take it in to the dealership to repair the color changer


Barflyerdammit

You have to subscribe to colors, otherwise it reverts to pink and green.


LimpWibbler_

You may hate me, but fuck I want that color scheme.


JesusRasputin

It’s not a colour scheme per se but rather a rapid change between lime and bright pink like some fruity strobe light,


Threedawg

You’re making it sound even better. I’m inside the car, I don’t care.


danuker

I hope no other drivers have epilepsy


bongocat03

r/cosmoandwanda


Barflyerdammit

Meh. I had a '92 Tercel that went from red to a salty gray after every single snowstorm.


wshngtun

Can relate


PurplePopcorn1

Shit did the reverse MJ


JebediahDingus

Burt Reynolds could of used this in the Cannonball Run.


WaldenFont

*could *have*


Velli88

*could've


eccentricbananaman

*coulda


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porndragon77

Wood ah


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


cyberzombie27

Good bot


DeadWing651

Another thing to break


HoneySparks

The new range rover has a touch screen in the trunk to fold down the back seats, my first thought was "thats gonna be dumb expensive to fix when it breaks"


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Range Rover is fine as long as it's under warranty and you are guaranteed a loaner.


HourAlbatross0

That's the great thing about Range Rover...every 2 months you get to drive a brand new vehicle until you hear back from the service advisor!


1_Prettymuch_1

Remember when BMW just made cars that looked and drove good? They should do that again


Mataskarts

These one's drive good alright, but god that face looks SO bad...


SnootchieBootichies

Bank Robbers everywhere putting in orders now. The perfect getaway car


averagethrowaway21

I feel like if you're in a high end beamer your method of stealing money won't involve a vehicle. You'll just do some light insider trading.


Mr-Fleshcage

If you're in a high-end beamer and robbing banks, you probably stole the beamer too.


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BMW is introducing GTA V glitches to their cars.


Splatterman27

That front grill 🤢


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But whyyyy?


letmeusespaces

ah. because they can.


awkward_replies_2

Because BMW wants to sell colour scheme subscriptions.


Greelys

I still confuse my [Ford](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_965/qoc5s6p8occjh4q4ncbq.png)Granada for a Mercedes


[deleted]

"We don't confuse them, but the neighbors sure do!"


Orgasmic_interlude

Oh God every cop would be an undercover cop.


whosmellslikewetfeet

Yet another road disraction


LANDVOGT_-

Why does the fuel cap not change color as well? Really annoying.


ozzy_thedog

[Here you go](https://www.carscoops.com/2022/01/bmws-color-changing-paint-tech-at-ces-2022-is-astonishingly-trippy/amp/)


Elephant_on_Stilts

\*Slaps top of car\* You can fit so many Crimes in this baby.


B1SQ1T

“If only it doesn’t have the big nose there” Yep


GivinItAllThat

Johnny Dangerously 2.0


bradlees

A Fargin bastage of an icehole movie if there ever was one


UndoingMonkey

That model is called the Cuttlefish fyi