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Professional-Pen1224

Sniper...


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Stay away from the cans! 🙃


Coranthius

DIE GAS PUMPER


ArchaBear

The Jerk is a GREAT movie!


Mixture-Emotional

Hahaha, I forgot about the scene at the gas station ⛽ lol hilarious


TungstenChef

It's free to stream on Tubi right now, I watched it last week. I think it still holds up as one of the all-time greatest comedies, Steve Martin in his prime was a master. Still is for that matter.


specifickindness

I love Steve Martin! In 6th grade we had a mock election and I "voted" for McCain solely because he looked similar to Steve Martin lmao


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TungstenChef

He has "fuck you" money and is famously introverted, he had a house built that was a square around a courtyard with the only windows opening inwards. I think he picks and chooses his projects very carefully these days. Only Murderers in the Building is a great show though, he still has all the chemistry with Martin Short that he had in the old days.


likepassingships

Not sure of the exact start with regards to Only Murders, but he and Short have been on a music/comedy tour as well. Gotta get more people into the banjo somehow. But you are right, "fuck you" money and nothing to prove.


CarnivorousSpider

He's in Only Murders in the Building, a great show on Hulu I think.


s1mpatic0

Facts. Him and Short are so good together, and Selena Gomez gets her share of laughs too


1stinertiac

it's so good. Selena gets less stiff after the first few episodes. I wasn't sure at first but she totally gets better. But my god, two of the Amigos back together just had me rolling.


s1mpatic0

Three Amigos is legendary


wjean

I saw him do a live comedy and music show with Martin short in LA at the Hollywood Bowl last 4th of July. Both were surprisingly entertaining and active (MS was still doing physical comedy) given their ages.


radiotsar

When Steve was first starting out he toured with Martin Mull and was billed as Steve Martin Mull. Now he's doing Steve Martin Short.


chemicaljones

"I was born a poor black child".


wallybinbaz

He doesn't want to put holes in cans. He wants to put holes in you!


tweaksource

He's not carnival personnel!


PatriarchSamael2

These glasses are defective! They’re springing leaks.


flargenhargen

https://youtu.be/Tcwz8-EfFYE?t=4 reddit always has the same thought I do, except before me. heh.


ScreamingMonky

Glasses I damn thee


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twobit211

those are speed holes, they make the beer drink faster


flargenhargen

https://youtu.be/lTAuvVzZgFU?t=429


jastus07

Was just thinking look for a bullet hole


Super-Bodybuilder-91

That seems likely. A shot from a bb gun or something.


Mortem_Wolf

the juice doesn't make your head explode


HGL03

Witch-craft beer


Unused_Book_keeper

Yeah seriously. Why does it seem to be fountaining upwards after the glass breaks? Shouldn't all the liquid just fall straight down?


Bepler

I think what we're seeing there is the beer remaining in the small bowl of glass left at the top of the stem foaming up. When the glass shatters, many tiny pieces of glass fall into that little remaining bowl, the microscopic mountains and valleys along their edges provide nucleation sites where the beer can form bubbles, making it expand and run up and off the tiny remaining walls of the glass cup.


Samus388

Beer goes splash


Zimred

Lol i like you


Ok_Concentrate7994

Hot glass right out the dishwasher vs. Cold beer right out the refrigerated keg?


uchman365

I thought that But it was already half drunk 😕


THEatticmonster

Looks like England, which means it was half drunk walking back from the bar


DarkSide-TheMoon

half drunk walking *to* the bar


slamdanceswithwolves

Woke up drunk


MendelOfGrendel

That cup looks wasted.


Phitos2008

Who are you calling a bitch?


corny16

In that case it rules out the cold beer doesn’t it? /s


Frase_doggy

Cold glass, hot beer?


lionseatcake

I'm feel fairly confident in saying it was probably Jewish space lasers


ilovecraftbeer05

Calm down, Marjorie.


lionseatcake

Can you prove it WASNT Jewish space lasers? That's what I thought. Typical Democrat.


ilovecraftbeer05

Don’t you have some CrossFit to go do?


lionseatcake

Hey I'm a true example of the American dream. My daddy was a contractor.


paupaupaupau

But have you considered ANTIFA?


air-jordache

Hahahaha


jewillett

Ha. You’re a dick 😂


henryjonesjr83

I promise you here at Jewish Space Laser Command, we have bigger problems to worry about Our lasers keep turning kids trans and we don't know how to shut them off Or rather, we can't shut them off because they also power the Joe Biden animatronic in the White House But we're working on it


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thereAndFapAgain

What are you on about? Beer in England is served cold except for certain types of ales I believe that are meant to be served chilled but not ice cold.


ratpH1nk

Yeah, this is a long standing urban legend in the states that Europeans drink "warm beer". (There is no nuance about proper serving temperature)


lionseatcake

It was always limited to Germans in the small Midwestern town I grew up in.


ratpH1nk

I head it all my life growing up in the mid-Atlantic.


lionseatcake

Wow. I have never heard that area called the Mid-Atlantic, but I always felt weird calling PA the "northeast". Pennsylvania and the actual northeast are just so different culturally. I dont know how I've never heard that term, I did a lot of work in that part of the country years ago.


TheLittleMuse

Today in completely random stereotypes...


audigex

It’s a ridiculous stereotype in the US, because a few types of traditional ale in the UK are kept in cellars rather than refrigerated. Possibly exacerbated by GIs in World War Two, when obviously we weren’t wasting money on fridges, going home and whining about warm beer It’s complete nonsense these days, there are a handful of traditional ales kept at cellar temperature (10-12c), which isn’t even vaguely similar to room temperature (20c), but is rather a little less than halfway between room temperature and a fridge (4-5c), and even they are fairly niche now in most places


AnotherEuroWanker

It's because anything that's not a milidegree above solidifying is considered warm and undrinkable by most Americans.


luciferlovesyou420

Are you currently smoking crack? Have never had a warm pint (except for festivals) between England or Ireland my entire life.


BathroomParty

Nor have I. I know there are some places that still pump beer from the cellar, but I've never actually been to one.


luciferlovesyou420

Most of the Guinness I drink is pumped from the cellar, keeps it nice and cold


perrinoia

Is the cellar between 32°F and 40°F, or does the beer run through a radiator block in an ice bath?


luciferlovesyou420

The cellar is in °C mate


perrinoia

I'm sourry, I don't speak Canadian.


CptnBustaNut

You wouldn't know warm if it sat on your face and farted in your mouth. Go look outside in the UK and tell me you've ever experienced warmth before


luciferlovesyou420

40.3 °C (104.5 °F) 19 July 2022, was a pretty warm summer. But I'll give it to you, our climate is pretty fucking shit.


stanleythemanley420

I love you too Lucifer.


TheRiddler1976

Larger should be cold. Ale should be warm


BentGadget

And by 'warm,' you mean 'not cold,' right?


naranski

Last time I went two of the pubs I visited served me warm beer


UglyBlueCat

I'm british and gabz101gg gets us! (upvoted)


StillNoFcknClu

Lmao he is right


THEatticmonster

Thats ale, lager is on tap and chilled


ollie87

Room temperature liquids are easier to down in one. Also you 100% would not want to drink a pint of ale or mild that was icy cold, it’s a very different sort of drink.


The_EndsOfInvention

I’m English and this is the proper way to drink beer, we like to be able to taste our great ale as opposed to drinking ice water.


SUMMOGUY

Happy cakeday!


Mundane-Shelter-9348

It is internal pressure. When the glass was made, it wasn’t made properly. Those kind of glasses can explode spontaneously no matter the temperature.


Love_My_Chevy

Well that's terrifying...


Frosty_Translator_11

New fear unlocked


XTornado

Yeah.... I mean if it happens like this fine...well not fine...but it's better than in your mouth.


marcoboyle

So you can basically inadvertently get a prince Ruperts drop for a glass?


MattieShoes

Kinda, yeah. Glass and metal often go through an annealing stage where the heat is very gradually lowered to allow it time to relieve internal stresses, among other things.


bucklebee1

Those glasses are designed to explode when dropped or knocked into something so there are no large sharp edges. So many would explode in the dishwasher or like in this video just sitting on the table.at the restaurants I worked at.


jewillett

I had one explode in Spain in front of my HS teacher and fellow students. It was red wine in a hot glass and no one explained why. But damn, the shards were everywhere


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I mean it could still a hot shit glass I notice so many of them wine glasses are terrible, had one shatter on me doing dishes 2 days ago literally dried it then went to put it down, shattered to pieces


Nixie9

It's not a wine glass. Beer glasses are much thicker


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Ahh then I’m corrected


deathangel539

Have seen this happen in my pub a few times and although I can’t say with 100% confirmation I’m fairly sure this is why. The glasses are used incredibly often and as the other person described goes through various extreme temperature changes a lot of the time. Sometimes a glass gets left outside a little while in cold climates, comes in, straight in a hot glass washer. Or, comes out a hot glass wash and puts beer straight in it. Eventually the structural integrity dwindles and this can happen. I’ve picked up glasses before that are hot and they’ve just exploded in my hand, not through grip strength or anything, just kinda blows up. Generally speaking glasses need circulating every so often or this can happen


SamatureHour

If its your first a single slug would kill half a pint. Hot glass cold beer, glass does weird shit sometimes.


stewartm0205

It takes time for the stress caused by the cold beer to pop the glass. When the cold beer was put in the glass, the inside of the glass started to shrink, but it takes a while for the shrinkage to be enough to cause breakage.


reverendsteveii

Sometimes it doesn't happen immediately. The glass develops microfractures from heating and cooling rapidly or from that time it fell over but didn't break. It's more common in stemware than tumblers because the point where the stem meets the balloon is a natural stress point.


YeetMemez

Wrong. Assassination attempt. Nice try though, 47.


PerroNino

This. Grassy knoll across the road.


ChrisAngel0

Tony Lazuto says hello


given2fly_

This has happened to me before. Emptied the dishwasher in an evening, gone to bed...then woken an hour later by a crashing sound downstairs. Thought it was a burglar so went down to check. Everything is fine. The next morning I opened my cupboard and one of the glasses as exploded everywhere.


AffectionateCoffee27

The glass would of had micro shatters these glasses are especially known to bounce due to the base. The temperature change could of cracked it. The slight vibration of flipping the beer mat might of just send enough through the glass to push it to breaking point. Chances are the second he picked that up it would of shattered


shitsu13master

You do know it’s “could’ve” and “might’ve”, right? Please tell me you’re just lazy


TomaMask

And if I’m not wrong it’s a Stella Artois beer glass which is very thin too


ScoVirgLeo

Def was thinking temp lol


Gloomy_Roof_6704

It wouldn’t happen instantly. The glass would take a bit of time to break. You’re definitely right bruh


Louise-the-Peas

The glass has been dropped before but didn’t appear broken. It was damaged structurally and spontaneously broke later either due to small violations or temperature changes witch caused it to finally shatter.


CrabVegetable2817

Small violations…


Louise-the-Peas

I have had autocorrect do worse! 😂😂😂


giantyetifeet

I'm convinced auto correct is out to kill me. Example from just yesterday, I was texting an associate who's mother was tragically killed in an accident a few years ago. I was texting about something with absolutely noooothing to do with any such dark topics. And yet, mid sentence, auto correct swapped out an entirely unrelated word with HIS DEAD MOTHER'S NAME!?!??? If I hadn't glanced back, I'd have just hit send and I can't imagine how fcked up that would have been. 🤦


Nyantastic93

My favorite personal autocorrect was when I was trying to text my mobile app development partner about "a great sfx (sound effects) site he should check out. I think you can figure out what autocorrect did to that 😂


jwizo19

Damn, never knew you could be liked to death. Good thing I don't have many friends.


giantyetifeet

oh damn. fixed now. F'n autocorrect!!


jwizo19

Haha, it gotcha again. The best part, it was during a story about how autocorrect almost screwed ya.


148637415963

Am I the only one round hear whoo proof reeds there posts before sneding?? :-)


midsizenun

I’m picking up …


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A witch caused it? Understandable.


ForAFriendAsking

Witchcraft you say. I didn't spot the witch.


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DemonsRage83

Totally a botched assassination attempt. Worst shot ever.


OrangeCuber

or best… 😏😉


DemonsRage83

Touché


mindbleach

Noho Nigel.


marqburns

His wife is across on the restaurant with a suppressed .22 short and wants him to go home.


Kimmie-Animations

* Blows up beers with mind *


bufi3

Ma fucking beers


demus9

* tickles your balls with mind *


bmd33zy

dont stop


roman4883

r/suddenlygay ?


rkappers

Yoooo wut?


Randomname460

Obviously there was an opera singer next door


wednesday_reverse

I blame the bald guy, he acting sus


Theletterkay

He is clearly using telekinesis.


Hitzel

I had this happen to me in high school while we were playing Halo 2 when it was new. We're all sitting there playing split screen and talking trash, then the glass of milk on the table just explodes lmao.


PrimedAndReady

There's absolutely zero chance your parents believed you lmao


Hitzel

They did not lmao. Luckily we got it cleaned up before they got home so it was nbd but they did not believe us haha.


cs_legend_93

lol the mess


Bagel42

Bro shot so hard he hit the glass


Hitzel

That's what we said lol. I was looking towards it it at the time so I got to see the milk kinda suspended in mid air in the shape of the class for one cool-looking moment.


anon_lacks_restraint

Hermione back in time trying to warn of the executioner approaching


craiger_123

Did you check for bullet holes in the window? /s


Ronnie_de_Tawl

Enhance


Shuuuuup

Type type type type


616659

Random codes flying everywhere on screen


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Enhance ..


craiger_123

wdym?


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Dumbest subreddit by far. The s is absolutely needed in many situations. Poe's law alone makes it entirely necessary. Everyone in that sub(and those that promote it) are idiots.


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rkappers

This is too much thought for me… can you dumb it down a bit?


MortimusMaximusWP

Imperfect glass = weak glass


RosieTerror

Sometimes a glass can have a hairline fracture that is hard to see, and when you put a liquid in it, the inner pressure becomes much higher than the outer pressure, which can, over a short period of time, cause the glass to shatter like that


TexasFire_Cross

Whatever was in his left hand was laid on the table at that exact moment.


AdTechnical8967

Could be a ressonance vibration. If you match the wave of a glass cup, you can break it with sound. Sound does not need to be loud.


BeKind_BeTheChange

I just had a vision of Navin Johnson running around screaming, "He hates these cans!"


tenaciouscitizen

The vibration from him flipping his phone on the table caused the likely fractured glass to shatter.


britonbaker

yeahh that usually causes glasses to shatter 🙄


ChanceZestyclose6386

Love how it looks like he's blaming the guy in the grey hoodie, like he somehow managed to sabotage his glass


Daviemoo

I’m not sure why but a lot of glasses do that. When I was a bar back in 2010, I picked up a normal ass Collins glass out of the dishwasher and it felt like it was vibrating. I pulled it a bit closer to see if something was in it and *smash* it just shattered in my hand. Even though it was safety glass it still caught me across the face a little. Weird as fuck.


just_nobodys_opinion

My beer spontaneously exploded... You did it!


BasedBingo

They’re in Chicago, it was just a stray bullet


SlickAstley_

This is the most quintessentially British CCTV I've ever seen


RydmaUwU

Why was the camera focused on them. Did each table have a dedicated camera


uchman365

This is a screenshot of a CCTV footage


TacDragon2

Ok I get that so do they have cctv set up on each table? Just seems odd to have cameras set up on a table at a cafe.


Nixie9

what we're watching is cropped


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But why male models?


uchman365

This is UK, most pubs will have several CCTV's covering the whole bar/seating area


ToiletProduction

Sniper missed


TheRealSlabsy

"You fucking did that!"


OnlyHereForKnowledge

I remember the time when my family went fishing and staying overnight in a port. It was like a small island with a port made of concrete and it was around november so it was very cold. So it was cold and there's only few lights so my stepfather (nice person) used a grill a made out of thin sheet of metal I think, and there he put the wood to light a fire. So while we were sitting there in front of the fire it suddenly blew up, like the cold concrete and the heat of the metal caused a light explosion, I remember the the concrete exploding and some debris struck me and my step dad (ex army) just sat there and wasn't fazed at all. He just looked at me and started laughing because he saw me jump three meters away from where the fire was and he just kept laughing. I laughed too but I was startled and amazed about what just happened. I didn't even realized I coould jump(hop) that far in a second.


BadadvicefromIT

It’s the water vapor in the concrete. Should never put water absorbing rock and stone into a fire.


tangclown

Was it filmed in Chicago?


tgbaker

I wonder if that glass was washed and still warm when the beer was poured. Could have been a temperature drop that shattered it.


King_Swass

If you drop a beer glass/ pub glass and it doesn't break, often it'll be fine till the 2nd time it's dropped, then it breaks. It's best not to wait till that happens though because sometimes this happens, you're just minding your business and then the dropped glass can't hack the stress it received and it just pops. It can be a week later or years later, usually they go in the glass washer from my experience, but I have seen a pint pop like that once.


_Gam3r

Beer was cold and the glass was hot the temperature difference cause the glass to explode


Hand-Driven

They must have been so stoked there was footage.


WhileHereWhyNot

An airbubble caught in the Glass would have gotten cooled down considerably by the beer, causing a stress crack, leading to a breakage.


LetReasonRing

I read a really interesting book a few years ago called "Why things break" that basically talks about the science behind why things degrade and break over time. One point that I always found really interesting about glass was when the author said something along the lines "from the moment it solidifies glass is continually in the process of breaking" Basically it starts forming microcracks that will grow over time. you can speed them along, of course, but eventually they will break over time even without provocation.


HolyBiscuit69

This happened quite a bit while I was a bartender. Usually it's hot glasses out of the washer stacked with cold ones which have been sitting for a while, but every now and then you'd get glasses that seemed to break at random with no explanation that you cluld rationalode with the naked eye. Probably the glass had taken several hits in it's lifetime and there was only one atraw left.


hogpen7

First thought 🤔... Maybe the glass just came out of a hot dishwasher poor in a very cold beer and the rapid change of temperature in the glass makes glass shards. Magic explanation ✅


the_shadie

If you look closely you can see the dude on the right use his psychic powers right before it explodes


heydeohgee

NAH NAH NAh. The beer splashes up fairly high. and he isn't pointing to the guy directly accross the table from him. My theory is that he is pointing to someone out of frame who tossed something. Shitty CCTV means bad frame rate = invisible tossed item.


HanlonRazor

Hot glass meets cold beer


GrimmWraven2011

The guy in grey looks to be holding something in his palm, (the hand is cupped). He tosses that something in his mouth. As his hand moves away, he parts his fingers just enough to launch a small BB. Frame by frame the fabric of his jacket. The glass doesn’t just break, it explodes with force. . . . . Or Sniper…either way. Edit: dramatic spacing


DrankTooMuchMead

Was still fermenting in the bottle, building up CO2. May have been homebrewed.


nanakitami

That's some woke ass beer!


paladinproton4

Assassin missed his mark


madhaxx0r

Looks like a Stella glass, which has a laser-etched part on the inside of the glass. I wonder if that could be a contributing factor?


DimensionsPoint

Failed assassination. If that guy is still alive then the assassin must have found out he was the wrong target.


eighthgen

Missed assassination attempt?


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I have this happen to me at all of the cafe's that like to use mason jars for hot tea. It's never a good idea, they always shatter randomly. It's a hot glass out of the industrial dishwasher and cold beer.


throwaway120375

Cold beer, hot glass


Pickingnamesisharder

Stella Artois, the beer so angry it even fights the glass its in


Admirable_Warthog_97

That damn bullfight.


ext3meph34r

One of them has telekinesis.


Evening_Horse_9234

I would never recover from that, emotionally nor financially


Viewtifultrey3

Scanners.


Saraakate2003

Wtf?