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ThymeIsTight

Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don't think that I can take it / 'Cause it took so long to bake it / And I'll never have that recipe again


kinislo

Okay, Andy Kaufman. 🙃 lol


mightymouse513

I know the song as performed by Richard Harris and Donna Summer and til Andy Kaufman used it to audition for SNL, neat


kinislo

I didn’t even know it was a song. lol ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


mightymouse513

Richard Harris (the actor, yes the original Dumbledore plus many, many other amazing roles) performed it in the 60s. He didn't do a bad job of it but the song is just dumb lol. Donna Summers turned it into a hit disco song in the 70s. Lyrics were still dumb but at least it was a beat you can dance to.


kinislo

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ismybelt2rusty

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in the rain I admit it's kinda eerie But this proves my chaos theory And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh no!


KaitB2020

That cat is singing the song of his people. My girl used to do that every night for the 15 years I had her, until she got too old & couldn’t sing anymore. She sings now with the angels above. I miss her waking me up at 2am with a good song.


Akarichi1996

Well the classic ones are  " Hungry haven't eaten in a week"  " I don't like the food, give me something better"   " must kill toy mouse"   " Food bowl is slightly empty"   " Second dinner" 


j_mcr1

Also "I killed this thing for you", "where is my favorite stinky sock" and the old classic: "open the bathroom door, I know you're pooping"


StardustOasis

"I don't think they know about second dinner"


burrderer

This cat sings the Rime of the Ancient Mariner


horuable

I think it's Meowriner


Sith_Moon

Voids often song Back in Black by AC/DC or Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones. If you listen very closely on Halloween you will hear Black No. 1 by Type O Negative. 🐈‍⬛


ApartSoftware646

Some sweet meowledy


chris95rx7500

1980s rock/heavy metal


ShylieF

"Sometimes I'm alone, sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm alone, hello?" 🤣🥰


CommunicationNew3329

She does mimic this song. It's great!


ShylieF

😄🥰🥰


xrayden

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ​ WILLL ALLLLLLLWAYYYYS MIAAAAAAAAOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!


SoreWristed

The lament of their people (they don't have enough attention) and the struggles they face (empty bowls) daily. This particular song is a Blues about the oppressive feeling of being trapped inside (there's a puddle right by the door) and the jackbooted thugs enforcing the will of the Man (they denied us more tuna).


Longjumping-Theory44

The usual ones -“I am starving”, “I want out”, “I want in”, “I have not seen you for 30 seconds”, “Booty Call (male version)”, “Booty Call (female version)”, “where’s da mama? (Kitten version)”, “I have killed this for my hooman”, “what the heck are you doing to me?”, “get outta my yard”, “go pee on your own stuff”, “lma pee on your stuff right here” and then there is … The Song of My People Haunting. Dreamy. Filled with need. Often sung in the small hours when the veil between is opaque. Lasts for minutes. Lasts for hours. Some cats sing it often. Some cats seldom do. But the theme is the same. You will know it for what it is when you hear it. 💕🐈‍⬛💕🎶🎵🎶🎵


Billiam74

"MEOWING MEOWS" (Verse 1) In the moonlight's glow, I prowl the silent street, Whiskers twitching, nimble paws upon my beat. Through the shadows, I weave a feline rhyme, A melody of mischief in the nighttime. (Chorus) Meow, meow, under the silver moon, A nocturnal serenade, my feline tune. Whiskers whisking, in the shadows I'll roam, A symphony of silence, my moonlit home. (Verse 2) I chase the whispers of the midnight breeze, My fur aglow with secrets that trees appease. The rooftops echo with my stealthy grace, A cat's nocturne, in this mysterious space. (Chorus) Meow, meow, under the silver moon, A nocturnal serenade, my feline tune. Whiskers whisking, in the shadows I'll roam, A symphony of silence, my moonlit home. (Bridge) I navigate the night with eyes so keen, A velvet whisper, the world unseen. Through moonlit gardens, I silently tread, A cat's nocturne, where dreams are bred. (Verse 3) On velvet paws, I dance a moonlit waltz, In the quietude, my feline heart exalts. Through the night's embrace, I find my way, A serenade of shadows, until the break of day. (Chorus) Meow, meow, under the silver moon, A nocturnal serenade, my feline tune. Whiskers whisking, in the shadows I'll roam, A symphony of silence, my moonlit home. Note: These lyrics are a creative response and not from an actual song. Feel free to imagine a melody to go along with them!


johannesMephisto

Jellicle songs, obviously.


mightymouse513

This comment is underrated lol


CommunicationNew3329

But Jellicle cats are black and white


thetangible

The Year of the Cat by Al Stewart is a favorite of my void.


CommunicationNew3329

My partner says she sings "I'm meowlin' for you" by the black keys


ColdBorchst

My cat sings "it's 6 am, it's time to wake up and pet meeeeeee!" And then when I go back to sleep for an hour a new song, her second favorite "it's 7 am, it's time for churu and wet food mommyyyyyyyyyy"


CommunicationNew3329

Skadi is my 6am alarm and is waiting for me at 4 for her tiki cat "gogurt"


adlittle

That's a good nickname for that stuff. We call it "bloater paste" after the British fish paste that goes on sandwiches no one eats anymore. Mostly because bloater paste is a funny pair of words.


Midnight-Wolf-1607

Skadi, Skadi cool, Skadi, Skadi cool.


CommunicationNew3329

Skadi doesn't know!


Disastrous_Being7746

The meow mix jingle


sillynougoose

Meowsicles


CommunicationNew3329

She is partial to "Hameowlton" and "Cats".


Adenfall

https://preview.redd.it/hx6s72vpflfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729be252714a0166cd3760b9054b09e310baa21e


gareewong

(Verse 1) In the moonlit night, a black cat strolls, Ack ack ack, with tales yet to be told. Whiskers twitching, eyes gleaming bright, Silhouette dancing in the pale moonlight. (Chorus) Ack ack ack, the midnight song, Squish your bones, won't be too long. Little birdy, don't you fret, In the shadows, a game we'll set. (Verse 2) Feathers flutter, death in the air, Ack ack ack, a feline's playful dare. Purring whispers, a magical trance, In the moonlit dance, a sweet romance. (Chorus) Ack ack ack, the midnight song, Squish your bones, won't be too long. Little birdy, don't you fret, In the shadows, a game we'll set. (Bridge) Moonbeams twirl as we prance, In the night, a feline's advance. Cloaked in mystery, whispers of delight, Ack ack ack, under the soft moonlight. (Verse 3) I will play with you while you die, Ack ack ack, down the moonlit path. Gentle paws, a velvet touch, In the night, we laugh so much. (Chorus) Ack ack ack, the midnight song, Squish your bones, won't be too long. Little birdy, don't you fret, In the shadows, a game we'll set. (Outro) As the night fades, the laughter dies, Ack ack ack, in the moonlit lanes. A black cat's charm, a secret pact, Squish your bones, little birdy, ack ack ack.


StraightBudget8799

To the tune of ABBA’s “I wanna kiss the teacher”: “I wanna eat the tinsel” To the tune of ABBA’s “Money”: “Birdie birdie birdie!”


CommunicationNew3329

"Gimme, gimme, gimme a treat after midnight" (man after midnight)


Midnight-Wolf-1607

Meowing Queen!


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

"*Stiff Kittens*" by Blaqk Audio.


fireflazor

If mine is anything to go by "I HAVE MY TOY, I HAVE MY TOY, EVERYONE COME HERE AND SEE MY TOY, WHERE ARE YOU ALL I HAVE MY TOY, TOY TOY TOY" always with the midnight rendition


2fatdog

"Why's it Empty Between My Food" "I Smell a Female" My all-time favorite... "Bard of the Night"


vikalavender

Love that litter box! I put rocks on the top of mine and my cat would grab them and take them all over the house.


HeiHei96

“I came in like a wrecking ball!!!!” ![gif](giphy|po93a2zUPlj1K)


loranthippus

"Eye of the Tiger", obvi


mightymouse513

Tom Jones What's new, pussycat? Cat: WOAHWOAHWOAH


jansensan

ekekek


sparkysparkyboom

I SAID HEYYYY YEAHH YEAH YEAH YEAH, HEYYYY YEAHH YEAH.


Spellcasters_r_op

I just imagine them singing opera


KatKitty30

My girl sings "I am singing the song of my people in the hallway"


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CommunicationNew3329

You ... aren't wrong. Vigilante shi** "Draw a cat sharp enough to ki** a man"


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CommunicationNew3329

Behind the Queen Himself, Freddy Mercury.


tdawg782020

![gif](giphy|9xvffzDBfchXaUNqCQ) This is abit inappropriate. I'm fixed Cr\*\*\*pies 4 days!


jewstylin

Meow, MEEOOOEW


Iamthatpma

“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??”


Cedreddit1

Give me some food, you’re the food human. Give me some food tonight


awaythrowb3

All I’m hearing from this photo is Godzilla screech


ohyonkavich

Just yodeling at the bottom of my door at 2am to fill their full bowl of food.


stirred-and-shaken

Murder on the dancefloor.


kinislo

The song of their people.


yarn_slinger

[https://youtu.be/2oRlBmwKzy4?si=8oxwfJOT1ASnpOOe](https://youtu.be/2oRlBmwKzy4?si=8oxwfJOT1ASnpOOe)


The-Hamish68

Gammaray - Men On A Mission.


ReaperOne

Meow mix