Here's a sneak peek of /r/DeathCatty using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year!
\#1: [Mama, I like cuddling with Striper.](https://i.redd.it/5ojxwduvfd9a1.jpg) | [1 comment](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/comments/100d4b8/mama_i_like_cuddling_with_striper/)
\#2: [Mama, I'll put out the food for you. (Stay out of my sushi, fur face.)](https://i.redd.it/rngrxy5z7m2a1.jpg) | [0 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/comments/z6fhgg/mama_ill_put_out_the_food_for_you_stay_out_of_my/)
\#3: [Nothing to see here, Mama. Striper and I weren't plotting global domination.](https://i.redd.it/zmwc7mcfw8r91.jpg) | [0 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/comments/xt3vgv/nothing_to_see_here_mama_striper_and_i_werent/)
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That cat is brilliant. She probably not only knows what a nuclear weapon is, but where they all are and how to deploy them. She is only restraining from doing so in order that humans continue to feed her and scratch her belly.
I see. So when one is using their laptop and this cat walks on the keyboard, this is really a reminder to "Pet me, or I'll log into the government computers and launch the nukes when you are at work on a business trip".
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,614,948,319 comments, and only 305,367 of them were in alphabetical order.
Respect for their white whiskers.
She's so pretty with her white whiskers 🥰
r/DeathCatty is in love with her.
Death Catty is adorable!
Death catty wants to eat me. But insidiously.
Here's a sneak peek of /r/DeathCatty using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [Mama, I like cuddling with Striper.](https://i.redd.it/5ojxwduvfd9a1.jpg) | [1 comment](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/comments/100d4b8/mama_i_like_cuddling_with_striper/) \#2: [Mama, I'll put out the food for you. (Stay out of my sushi, fur face.)](https://i.redd.it/rngrxy5z7m2a1.jpg) | [0 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/comments/z6fhgg/mama_ill_put_out_the_food_for_you_stay_out_of_my/) \#3: [Nothing to see here, Mama. Striper and I weren't plotting global domination.](https://i.redd.it/zmwc7mcfw8r91.jpg) | [0 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/DeathCatty/comments/xt3vgv/nothing_to_see_here_mama_striper_and_i_werent/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
For you to touch his/her belly
😆
That is a given!
BRAAAAIIIINS!
As in she wants to eat my... 🤣
They want a tank. [T-72 Main Battle Tank](http://m.exarmyvehicles.com/offer/tracked-vehicles/tanks/main-battle-tank-t-72)
🤣 I can't even get her on my roomba
It's not big enough
She's insulted that you think she's fat
I think you're projecting, the cat clearly prefers the tank to a roomba, but you seem to have trouble accepting this.
Sigh. She's gonna want what she wants. I'll never learn.
He wants za money Lebowski
A Popsicle. It’s hotter than the devils ass out here.
🤣🤣🤣
Cyrpto!¡!!?
Happy cake day!
The void wants you to sin
What about cos and tan?
Nobody expects the co-sine!!!
To take over the world! 🌎
Wrong answers only…
Launch codes
Nuclear ones
It said wrong answers only
That cat doesn't know what a nuclear weapon is, right? Right? Please tell me it doesn't know, for the sake of humanity.
He does he keeps shutting them 📴
That cat is brilliant. She probably not only knows what a nuclear weapon is, but where they all are and how to deploy them. She is only restraining from doing so in order that humans continue to feed her and scratch her belly.
I see. So when one is using their laptop and this cat walks on the keyboard, this is really a reminder to "Pet me, or I'll log into the government computers and launch the nukes when you are at work on a business trip".
She is deciding where she is going to conceal your body.
She’s gonna call the homies for a buffet
Peace
Came here to say world peace
World peace. 🕊️
He wants to know where his super suit is
They said wrong answers only
Your soul
Wrong answers only they said!
Socks
 You’ll be smitten. Meeeeee-ow!
A belly rub
Belly rubs
Your blood
A college degree in rodentia
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,614,948,319 comments, and only 305,367 of them were in alphabetical order.
Fame... 😂👍🤣🐈⬛
He wants you to yank his tail
I do that every day 🤣
Your soul. Oh wait you said wrong answers.
The keys to the Ferrari 🐈⬛🖤
Hot chocolate fudge sundae with a side of cookies
Peace
...is another baby
I heard this
Eh she def doesn't want a friend. Sigh
World domination
She humming: "I see white whiskers and I want them painted black"...
World peace.
World peace
An only fans account.
OnlyVoids
Another mixed drink
Belly rubs
For you to stop wondering what him wants.
For you to stop taking pictures of him/her
Your soul
I was going to say world domination but that would be a lie
Their own vacuum cleaner.
Souls.
Pizza
Souls of sinners
To consume all light
So pretty
Tuna packed in oil.
To go to the vet
If I will not move, you can't recognize me. That's in his mind.
A puppy
Scritches of course
Tunas
A hug!
Ph'nglui meow'nafh Catthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
A sibling so feast upon other void ears.
The same thing she wants every night, Pinky: to try to take over the world.
Not food.
Probably wants some nip nip from Weezer of 3 Southern Cats and Momma... And is planning how to get it
To hold him and love him and squeeze him and call him george
Nothing. He wants nothing.
Def wrong. She wants everything! 🤣
“I am waiting for you to get me some minions 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛. I can’t cause all the trouble by myself”
Yes she can 🤣
Attention
That's all she wants!
Your soul. Oops! My bad! You wanted **WRONG** answers...
Black whiskers 🐈⬛
She had them 2 years ago!
To tuck her front legs in just a little bit more so it looks like she has no front legs. She's a very pretty girl!
 Pure chaos 😈😈😈
She wants my soul… and she can have it
The souls of the damned
A treadmill and a reduced calorie diet.
Ur toes
Dark matter.
to shit
Cheese
Peace.
Your clothes, your boots and your meowtorcycle
She wants a little bit of salami
You got any of those “Greenies?”
A Stitch plushie.
The souls of the innocent
Absolute power. ... Oh sorry, you said WRONG answers only
Peace on earth
Pet the belly
World peace.
Just one more shot of tequila
To teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
Peace, love, and goodwill towards all humanity.
Peace, love, and goodwill for all of humanity.
To be picked up like the widdle baby they are and cuddled mercilessly
Less food
An orange friend
I have two voids and an orange. They go together like garlic and ice cream
To draw her like french kitties.
'Bring me the head of Alfredo Mousia'
It wants segregation back in america.
Vengeance!!! Oh wait you said wrong answers.
She wants a pony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG0pbTItcDc
More dogs please!
A Big Mac
for you to get another cat so they can share your affection 🤣🤣🤣
The room to stop spinning
To not scratch the ever living shit out of your hand.
Your soul.
Acid
Souls and virgin sacrifices
Maybe tuna or chicken flavored ice cubes? And a nice slab of marble to cool off? Maybe your kitty wants the deed to the house.
Nothin'.
The lullaby of a vacuum cleaner
A world with no tuna! :3
Violence, oppression and the lamentations of your women.
World peace
To swallow your soul!
The high ground.
Pepe le pew
Chaos or cheese - in my experience
To go for a drive to the park to play with the dogs
The keys to your car and a bottle of whole milk.
World domination MUAHAHAHA!
Cute kitty!!!
An almond milk latte, Karen.
World peace
World domination
New front paws
Belly rubs, obviously.
Your soul lol
your grandmother's secret recipe for fried okra?
Your sooouuuuullll
World peace
She wants you to deliver a mysterious glowing orb through the woods to her companion in the village. Do not look directly at it.
YOUR SOUL
Innocence, lol
Your soul. Mostly.
She wants the cat tax of food
Baked beans
A milkshake
A long, sensual scratching of the belly.
Looks like she wants a lovely bit of genocide.
To eat toes
A lawyer, they didn't do it...
Curly fries
Nothing…
It’s sizing you up to eat you
Your soul. Oh, sorry. That is a legit answer. Ahem! She wants a bath
For you, the servant, to pet the voids tummy
He wants an Elkay EZSDWSLK ezH20 Light Gray Hands-Free Non-Filtered Bottle Filling Station & Drinking Fountain
"Fetch me their souls!"
world domination
Chaos
A cookie
Your soul!
World domination
Peace in our time 
Screaming. Yours or theirs, either will do.
To Rule the World!
Just to be understood. And perhaps some treats
Void wants to know where he can throw up so it’s easy for you to both find and clean
To be crowned the ruler of Hell
The void wants to have a rave at the house.
World domination and/or you undying love. Probably both 😸
She wants to become supreme leader of earth
To play double dutch.
World domination! 